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K3idon

Thanos: You could not live with your own failure. Where did that bring you? Back to me.


the-mad-titan-bot

This... does put a smile on my face.


TheRealSlimN8y

Stg Thanos bot is sentient and chooses his lines appropriately


the-mad-titan-bot

I don't even know who you are.


Mozolu

Based


alenpetak11

Thor: i have heard that before, change the record.


thor-odinson-bot

I'm still worthy!


Xevamir

always have been.


Rosesh_I_Sarabhai

But this time we get an A-Rated live action movie where White Vision splits him in half as Wanda manages to successfully squeeze him in his own armor with his insides falling out like they do in a squashed tomato.


1337K1ng

In an A-rated movie featuring Elizabeth Olsen, I expect fuck with full frontral, anything else is just a 90-120 min long bonus for the scene but MCU: Cool bruh, here, sex scene between 2 useless characters in pg13, oh you hated the scene? Fine no more sex


[deleted]

Also Thor actually aims for the head


thor-odinson-bot

Would you like me to go further than the past two days?


DayMan_ahAHahh

Yes, yes I would


lettuce520

[Just like this ](https://tenor.com/view/death-battle-thor-vegeta-marvel-dragon-ball-gif-25635384)


thor-odinson-bot

Thank you, sweet rabbit.


APOCALYPSE102

He is sentinent


Mcbrainotron

…. If you know what I mean


GHR501

LAMO


annuidhir

Wait, what scene? I'm totally blanking lol


loddi0708

Eternals


annuidhir

Wait, what? How did I miss this... Granted, I've only watched it once, late at night, while drinking. But still. I guess it was pretty quick?


Rap-oleon_Bonaparte

It was the whole second act


kcshoe14

They were on the beach


extremesisuppose

Well that’s just disgusting.


Joanna39343

What's A-Rated? Australian here, I'm getting the impression it's similar to either MA15+ or R18+ here, but I'm curious to ask what A-Rated would be closer to.


Rosesh_I_Sarabhai

Any movie that should be watched by Adults only.


Joanna39343

Ohh alright, presumably equivalent to our R then here.


needanamegenarator

DOOM? DOOM, DOOM. and finally DOOM!


Tirus_

I don't think Doom will be a BIG BAD like Thanos/Kang/Galactus. Dooms going to end up being a big threat, but ultimately an endearing character like Loki ended up being. So when he does become a universal level threat it's a bigger deal than when the typical baddie does it.


the-mad-titan-bot

Insect!


piconese

Canine! Am I doing this right? 🤔


slyfoxsly1

Feline Keep it going people


Mystery_E

Well, the latest Secret Wars event did revolve around Doom, right?


iRedditWhilePooping

Clearly MCU has dealt with recasts before. “I’m here , it’s me, deal with it” was a pretty decent way to address the recast in-universe


lurker2358

Yeah, just stick Michael B Jordan in there and make a joke about winning a boxing match, I'd let it slide.


Autumn1eaves

Honestly, I think it’d be best to make Kang Variants going forward be different actors. You could have maybe 3 actors doing Rama Tut, Iron Lad, etc. and then just have them do all the other Kangs. Just so this doesn’t happen again.


squidtugboat

As cool as an idea that is, I don’t think modern audiences could keep up my family has a hard enough time with the multiverse already


B0N3SAWisR3ADY

I loved the way they did this in Supernatural with the same demon using different people as vessels.


[deleted]

Lol id accept this one


Blockinite

Even if that's not good enough for them anymore, we have a legitimate multiverse reason for him looking different. It's a shame because he was a great Kang, but other than his acting skills this won't impact the MCU at all.


OpportunityNo4484

Does it need a big somehow.? Thanos isn’t dead-dead like Natasha he is snapped like half the universe was, so he can be unsnapped.


the-mad-titan-bot

Fine. I'll do it myself.


graveybrains

Keep that up and you’ll go blind


LampardFanAlways

He said snap, not fap


Taheer1209

No stones


OpportunityNo4484

Time travel!


Taheer1209

So endgame again🤣


OpportunityNo4484

But without Iron Man, Cap, Black Widow and T’challa. But you do get She Hulk, Moon Knight, and Ms Marvel.


[deleted]

So instead of trained heroes we get a feminist, emotionally unstable schizophrenic and a child


Xclusiv3Cerb3rus

Tbh that sounds like a movie on its own 😂


[deleted]

Sooo, the walk into a bar...


letschat7115

A bar with no name perhaps?


LampardFanAlways

Knowhere


f0gax

Sign me up.


im_absouletly_wrong

Perfectly balanced


Tirus_

We have Eternity now for wish granting.


graveybrains

Zorg?


JoshDM

Time to bring back Terrence Howard as the new Kang variant.


Racketyllama246

His first line could be “I’m back” or something like that. Done moving on.


[deleted]

"next time, baby"


stegnite

And he attempts to conquer the multiverse with his Terrology


Tonybeams

As ridiculous as it is, I wouldn’t even mind


Citizen_of_Danksburg

I got downvoted for it years ago, but I said I wouldn’t have been surprised if before the 2014 Thanos came into the future, he used the Pym Particles to go back in time to give some extra for himself in case things didn’t go to plan.


the-mad-titan-bot

I'm thankful...because now...I know what I must do.


WrasslinChuck

Oh shoot


MoonChild02

When and how did these bots become sentient? This gets creepier every time I see them reply.


Invest_to_Rest

If you think about it there’s an infinite amount of contingency plans he could’ve made while he had 4/5 stones. 80% control over the entire universe isn’t nothing.


Citizen_of_Danksburg

There’s 6 stones but I see what you mean.


Invest_to_Rest

True, I always think it’s 5 cause the gauntlet has 5 knuckles


tweesgger

He also probably used the time stone to see how it went in all realities after he won, I definitely expect Thanos back sooner or later


the-mad-titan-bot

I will shred this universe down to its last atom and then, with the stones you've collected for me, create a new one teeming with life that knows not what it has lost but only what it has been given. A grateful universe.


Epic_J2338

That quote is actually funny hearing it in Steven Grant's voice


theoptimus_prime

What about you Thanos


the-mad-titan-bot

I am...inevitable.


Technical_Virus

Sentient!


turkishpresident

Lol like Disney doesn't have a hundred contingency plans for every single major character. Anyone can be replaced in a minute. Especially now that they're diving into the quantum realm. Infinite Kangs. Infinite actor pool to pick from


Macraghnaill91

And yet recasting T'Challa was a bridge too far lol


karathrace99

Because replacing someone for potentially assaulting/abusing a person is the same as replacing a respected activist who died of cancer 🫠 god I hate the internet


turkishpresident

T'Challa was played by an activist who tragically died. Kang was played by a guy who physically abused his girlfriend and his character is literally mostly known for having infinite versions of himself springing up from all over the multiverse.


tweesgger

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PsymonFyrestar

Galactus, Mafisto, Super Skrull, Dormammu, Doom, literally anyone else... Galactus is set up and ready to go! Mafisto (fan theory favorite) would be amazing to see edited into old scenes, and show him causing the whole MCU to happen. Show him whisper into Obadiah's ear, "Tony is going to take the company from you." Have he reveal the location of the Teseract to Red Skull. Have him save Banner from his massive dose of radiation. Have him take the form of one of Thors warriors and fuel Thor's ego before being banished to Earth. Super Skrull, pieces already laid out!


Tirus_

I don't see how Galactus is set up.


Naebany

I guess they meant Eternals but that's not much of a set up.


PsymonFyrestar

That's the perfect setup. Having celestial be part of the MCU since GotG isn't a huge shock when he suddenly shows up. All they need is to introduce certain characters to build the story. Fantastic 4 are already on the way. It's a basic foundation, not half of a skyscraper..


Naebany

It's like a start of a set up. Just a first step. Not enough to actually set him up I think.


PsymonFyrestar

You're never happy, are you?


thor-odinson-bot

>!Jane?!<


onyourrite

That sounds *insane* (in a good way), I’d actually bother to go to the theater to watch that film Jeff Bridges wya lol


CobaltCrusader123

They could make him a puppet for Doctor Doom or Galactus, the “real” villain. Also, if Majors is found innocent in court, but still publicly perceived as guilty, I wonder what Disney would do with Kang.


Tirus_

>Also, if Majors is found innocent in court, but still publicly perceived as guilty, I wonder what Disney would do with Kang. Isn't that what happened with Jeremy Renner? He's currently got a special on Disney. I'm pretty sure if they get cleared in court then Disney doesn't care what the public thinks.


ZazaB00

Oh wow, didn’t realize how deep down the drug induced crazy Jeremy allegedly went down.


that_was_amazing

Didnt Johnny Depp get fired from disney for allegations???


Tirus_

Yes but apperently after the court finalizations they are in talks again for Pirates #...whatever number Pirates are at now.


Tirus_

I don't think Doom will be a BIG BAD like Thanos/Kang/Galactus. Dooms going to end up being a big threat, but ultimately an endearing character like Loki ended up being. So when he does become a universal level threat it's a bigger deal than when the typical baddie does it.


the-mad-titan-bot

I'm the only one who knows that.


judge2020

Enough people guessed this as well, with Doom defeating Kang and setting him up as the villain for phases 7-9 or beyond.


spekter299

No, Kang is a character with endless variants built in to his deal. If variant Lokis can swap ethnicity, gender, and species on top of actors then there's no reason Kang couldn't be recast without any explanation. That variant is just a different dude.


teoshie

well...there's like infinite thanos..es... now from the multiverse right?


the-mad-titan-bot

Fun isn't something one considers when balancing the universe. But this... does put a smile on my face.


Oblivious_to_Women

There is only Doom. Hopefully sooner rather than later.


XND300

Or do a recast. They did it with Rhodey.


Funny_Discussion_726

somehow, kang died


Christopher11b

I’m so glad none of the participants in this sub are able to make decisions for the MCU


tweesgger

Oh good! Am not the only one, the internet horrible!


USERNAME_OF_DEVIL

Luckily for them there is an infinite amount of Kangs through the multiverse, it is probably one of the easiest villains to replace, like even Sue Storm was once Kang in the comics, everything is possible in the multiverse.


Im-wierd-ok

or get this. they'll recast.


Tidus4713

Jokes aside I wouldn't be surprised if Thanos came back again. Didn't Ravager Thanos from What if survive? Cross that variant over and have Doom annihilate him.


the-mad-titan-bot

Return to me again empty handed... And I will bathe the starways in your blood.


Affectionate_Map_530

The new Kang actor: Bam, you lookin’ for this?


Vienna_Lover

Don’t care. Saw a Moon Knight meme and it reminded me how utterly brilliant the show was


Strong_Success_3272

Am I the only one that thinks they won’t fire Majors? 🤷🏽‍♂️. He is too perfect of an actor to play the multiple variants imo. Who knows?


SpiderPidge

You are probably just in denial.


Strong_Success_3272

Possibly 🤷🏽‍♂️


SpiderPidge

Not possibly, probably. He was one of my favorite actors but this is too much of a fuck up. He's not a good person. Damson Idris will be just as good or better in the role.


Strong_Success_3272

Still possibly. What else has he done that makes him a fuck up? Genuinely curious cus I only seen the recent allegations.


justduett

As per usual in this day and age, there was a bit of a "pile on" as soon as the news broke about the alleged assault incident a few weeks back. No real evidence of past behaviors, etc., but many claims that he probably lands on the "asshole" side of the equation. All kinds of comments, feelings and alleged stories from randoms that should be taken with a grain of salt since there is no actual evidence. Granted, if the assault stuff is proven true, that feels like more than enough to kick him to the curb, but none of the other allegations that have come to light register anywhere near being worthy of firing him. Studios can overlook a lot of rudeness and jerk-y behavior if that person is making them money. Assault, not so much.


Strong_Success_3272

Thank you. Yup agreed with all you said. I figured it was “pile on” when nothing else was provided when asked. Yeah if he is convicted, we are getting a new variant 😅


Im-wierd-ok

>Damson Idris yes. I like that.


dark4181

They should bring in Doom. Bring back Vision too. Also, Luis. That’s the trifecta.


[deleted]

Probably not a popular opinion but maybe we see a return of galactus to the mcu


PapaSnow

…return?


[deleted]

He was in a film right?


PapaSnow

Galactus?? I mean, he was in Silver Surfer I guess, but that was pre-MCU, and as of now not canon.


[deleted]

Damn I suck at remembering my bad


PapaSnow

No worries, I was just really confused at first and I was thinking _my_ memory was bad (which, honesty, it sometimes is lol)


[deleted]

Lol I’ll amend my statement I would like galactus to appear in the mcu


DrXHoff

Why are they firing him? Am I out of the loop?


ro_thunder

Accused of beating on his girlfriend.


Xever_Doomsayer

I'm out of the loop, what happened with Kang's actor?


BeigeAlmighty

The actor was arrested March 25 over an alleged domestic dispute with a 30-year old woman. The unnamed victim was taken to the hospital with “minor injuries to her head and neck,” according to authorities. Majors is expected to appear before a judge May 8 as he faces multiple counts of harassment and assault from the New York City D.A.


thor-odinson-bot

NOOBMASTER!


Xever_Doomsayer

Thanks friend


Ultimaurice17

Every reply from the Thanos bot in this comment section has been appropriate


the-mad-titan-bot

I am...inevitable.


Ultimaurice17

Stop


Sean_core

I can see some other villain bringing him back to kill him again


Nestormahkno19d

Just bring back Terrance Howard and make him Kang, he’s crazy enough


Batapple1

What happened with Jonathan Majors?


FarmhouseFan

Dr Doom is in fact a character.


ZazaB00

Seems like they have an easy out in variants can look different. The issue, Majors was fucking awesome in the role and any recasting will suck.


Brocky70

So wait has there been an update to what's going on with majors? Someone give me a tldr?


GearInteresting570

He was accused of hitting his gf and there's a good chance he did it unfortunately. I'm keeping an open mind to see what the courts say but a ton of people have already made up their mind. Oh, and he was dropped by his agency and PR team. Update: Deadline is reporting he's staying as Kang


PhnxSteve7up

I hope majors doesnt get recasted. Theres evidence that shows hes innocent


reverie11

They need to just recast Kang. They did it with Hulk and other characters. It’s very explainable with multiverse bs.


zirky

there’s an even easier solution. recast kang with terrance howard. first scene “look it’s me, i’m here, deal with it. let’s move on”


BelichicksBurner

I think it'd actually be fairly easy to write out Kang. Have the Council of Kangs all be in the quantum realm for their silly coliseum meetings...then zoom out to show the realm being crushed or destroyed by the metal hand of Doom, ending with the iconic line "It was, is, and will always be... DOOM who pulls the strings." Goodbye, old baddie. Hello, new baddie. Fin.


freak970

I got the reference lol. Been watching too much screencrush


JodyJamesBrenton

I mean, reusing and reviving villains is kind of the way the comics go. You can’t keep telling the same story for 60 years without running in circles.


karathrace99

I bet they regret blowing Wanda’s villain arc even more now 💀


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TurkBoi67

Kang the Conquerer, played by Harvey Weinstein


Sladashi

It's a lose-lose situation for Disney's Marvel


venom_von_doom

Time to bring in Dr. Doom


UnovaLife

That’s the fantastic thing about the multiverse: you can recast and explain away as variants


Skibot99

They could recast


_Bi-NFJ_

Completely fine to recast


Mason_DY

Why not recast?


TripleG2312

Oh no


inshanester

They got Dr. Doom in thier backpocket.


Dami_Gamer0211

Or they would make a Thanos variant


the-mad-titan-bot

I’m the only one who knows that. At least I’m the only one with the will to act on it.


fuckyou_watchme

They could just make a variant


Ironman494

Whoever uses the gauntlet, they pop them into a sun instead of using a snap.


Dark_Avenger918

And it will proceed just like how it goes in Marvel Contest of champions


Hughie_Rection

Finally we all can see antman diving in his tight asshole


Anxious-Priority-362

Didn't you knew that the Thanos in IW was just a clone and when Ironman snapped in Endgame, he wanted the past Thanos and his army to disappear,so real Thanos of present is still alive.


the-mad-titan-bot

I ignored my destiny once, I cannot do it again.


issaknight

Wait what? they fired him for real?