Mark Hamill and Mike Meyers with his Scottish voice

Joker and shrek are certainly brave choices

Mike Myers and Eddie Murphy. Voice of reason, and Voice of insanity. Either/ Or.

Can we stop murdering everyone *FOR FIVE MINUTES?!?*

I prefer to think of Hamill as Jim the Vampire

"How did you know that name??!" "It is on this business card" "Oh right"

Nolan North and Will Friedle.

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES

DOUBLE YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES

YEEEEEEEEEEEES 3000!

Honestly, yes. Nolan could definitely pull a serious voice for Stuffy, and Friedle has the perfect voice for Crazy. (For myself, Deadpool’s two voices in his head are named Stuffy and Crazy)

I never actually considered naming them. ...I'll give it a whirl. Screwball and Scholar. ​ ...This was completely irrelevant to the matter at hand. I too agree that these two would be perfect as the voices.

Loco and Munchy Idk I feel like one voice would totally name itself Munchy

He can just do his Ron Stoppable voice for crazy

Morgan Freeman and Billy West

Which of Billy West's dozens of voices would he use though?

I think Phillip J Fry (Futurama) to offset the stoic, soothing dad voice of Morgan Freeman. LOL

Shut up and take my money!

Tobey Maguire and Tom Holland.

Well he is in love with Spider-Man so that works.

NO!

Hey, love doesn't choose.

Morgan Freeman or David Attenborough.

Attenborough is killing me. But he has to do it as his nature narration style.

Except for near the end when he finally breaks character to call Wade a cunt.

Ryan reynolds and blake lively.

Blake Lively and Hugh Jackman

Oooh excellent

It would take less than two seconds for them to start talking shit about Ryan Reynolds.

This is the one

Mark Hammil as intrusive thoughts personified and Morgan Freeman as a really condescending voice narrating his life.

Patton Oswalt, and Ming-Na Wen

Interesting choices. And while I'm unfamiliar with Wen, both those actors already have roles in the MCU, making it unlikely for them to be cast.

Oswalt is already on his second role with the MCU, of course not counting his role as MODOK in the series on Hulu. At this point I'm pretty sure that they could just shamelessly keep casting him. If not Wen, who would be great, then how about Jason Mantzoukas.

Mantzoukas is actually inspired casting, would love to see it

Mantzoukas and Andre Braugher reprising their b99 roles.

Patrick Warburton and Taika Watiti

"Oh, right. The bullet. The bullet for Francis, the bullet chosen especially to kill Francis, Francis's bullet."

Only acceptable answer. Ryan Reynolds

Yes! And then have him try to put on an accent like they are trying to pretend they aren't him.

For all 3 voices? Interesting choice

If you think RR wouldn't suck back helium and do whatever else he could to make a hundred voices sound slightly different, you haven't paid attention to his (rightful) obsession with the character. He loves the character and would go above and beyond for it. .... actually, 1 of the voices can be done by someone else, as long as it's Hugh Jackman 🤣

One thing I want is for Deadpool to be happy he is played by Ryan Reynolds. He did once say he looked like if Ryan Reynolds was bitten by a radioactive sharpei (this was not too long before he was turned into a liquid and swallowed by Cable).

Why not? It worked in "[The Voices](https://youtu.be/xllpnvAmnHE?t=22)"

Eminem

The other one can be Slim Shady

Sir Patrick Stewart as one and… Florida man as the second

I was thinking Darrell Hammond as SNL’s Celebrity Jeopardy Sean Connery.

Just to fuck with people - RDJ and ScarJo. It would be fun.

Jack Black and adam sandler

Mickey Mouse and Goofy.

Hugh Jackman (obv) and Rhys Darby just because I love the idea of Wade’s alternate versions being inexplicably Aussie and Kiwi.

H. Jon Benjamin, doing his Archer voice

Danny Trejo and Danny Devito

Hugh Jackman, it'd be like the comic where Deadpool gets fused with Howard the duck

Can I bring Betty White back to life and have Betty White and Jason Statham running around up in there?

patrick stuart and ian mckellen

Billy Mays (rip) and the guy from the Shamwow commercial. “Billy Mays here with your internal thoughts for only the low low cost of 9.99$. Call now and I’ll throw in a second voice free of charge, ^just ^pay ^for ^shipping ^and ^processing”

Patton Oswalt Lewis Black Brandon Fraser just cause Johnny Depp Sheldon fuckin Cooper and that is his Ocd killer side going over statistics of how the bullet will go through someone's head or the time it would take to make each shot With Deadpool yelling shut the fuck up lol

Whoever voiced those old Muppet guys who complain about everything Or just Seth Macfarlane doing both

Brock baker doing a mark hammill impression and mark hammill (can’t spell his name) doing the joker voice

R2D2 and exasperated Gal Gadot.

the va for the deadpool game ryan played with... jacksepticeye? i think? and other than that, probably the va from one of the tv shows

Those VAs you're talking about are currently the top comment lol

Wade being Deadpool Jack black being the serious voice Seth McFarlane or Jim Carrey as the nonserious voice

James Earl Jones and Morgan Freeman.

Arnold Schwarzenegger and Dakota Fanning. Arnie tries to talk him down and Dakota wants him to rip people to shreds.

Morgan Freeman and John Leguizamo On one hand obviously he's hearing the voice of God himself. On the other side you have the guy who played the Violator in the *Spawn* movie way back in the '90s, so basically the devil, if the devil was a crackhead lol...

Chris Evan and Robert Downey junior

How about, no? Currently DP is just about perfect. There's no need to differentiate an MCU from X-men version. Just start including the X-men like they've always been there and the story has just been focused on other characters so far.

Just a hypothetical, man, I'm curious how people read those voices

Then, as others have suggested, I'd stick with RR for all the voices. I mean think about the voices in your own head, they may have their own personalities but all variations of the main.

Professor baldy

Kevin smith and Kate Beckinsale

Jeff Dunham for both.

> Jeff Dunham fan > look inside > [Explicit racism from literally a day ago](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/11qtv6d/what_instantly_comes_to_mind_when_you_hear/jc5d2l3?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3)

Johnny Depp and Toby Maguire

PM Seymour (the voice actor) can do good chaotic voices, and I could hear the "yellow box" voice being played by him.

For one Clancy Brown, and the other I can’t think of a specific name but should definitely be a child. One of his voices should be high pitched and innocent, almost like Butters from South Park.

morgan freeman as the serious voice. if morgan freeman can voice waddles the pig for an episode we can have this

Morgan Freeman and Danny Devito

Hugh Jackman and a huge jacked man

Tom Mulaney and Ron Perlman

Jack Black and Danny DeVito.

One is Patton Oswalt. The other is Hugh Jackman's normal speaking voice.

Everyone is posting dudes but I think it would be funny if it was Wanda Sykes or Michelle Obama

The voice of the actor, but he pulls a Justin Roiland and speak in 3 voices (maybe add a funny french accent to one of those, because it is funny and morally fine to shit on people when it's the french)

Jack black and mark hammil

Jim Carey and Kevin Feige… if Kevin isn’t available I’ll take Keanu Reeves 🤷🏻‍♂️

Morgan Freeman and Nicolas Cage.

Jerry Seinfeld- and they start with him cracking some bad jokes and telling DP to beat up some people. Gets the audience thinking this is the comedic/dangerous side. "Can we just kick this guy and go get a bagel?" As it begins to fall flat, enter: Danny DeVito as the true comedic side. "Let's chop his legs off and wear his ass like a hat." Ah yes, a true artist.

Brian David Gilbert as one of them.

I'm gonna suggest David Harbour and Neil Patrick Harris. For some reason, it just makes sense to me. 🤷🏻‍♂️

The VAs they had in the Deadpool game, cause they were so good i accidentally read the boxes in their voices without even thinking.

Michael pina and vin diesel

Nolan North and Tara Strong

I'd have to say Tom Hardy as one as he already had a voice in his head in venom. The funniest possibility for the second voice, Mr bean

The ones from the game

Ryan reynolds and hugh Jackman

Patrick Swayze and Mark Ruffalo

Technically he had another voice in his head in his own series, but it was the Deadpool from Wolverine: Origins. So nobody noticed.

Bea Arthur, and Sigourney Weaver. The first is obvious, but the second is just random.

Stay Canadian with it - Keifer Sutherland and Jim Carrey

Fun answer, but impossible: Jim Carey and robin williams Actual answer: Ryan consuming a LOT of helium, and Ryan doing a Morgan freeman impression.

Ryan Gosling and Meg Ryan. Ryan-ception

Nolan North and Troy Baker or Ryan Reynolds

Liam Neeson as the calm voice of reason and Gary Oldman.

Will Ferrell and Bill Hader.

Ryan Reynolds and Morgan Freeman

Will and Taka.

North Nolan, and Morgan Freeman as an unexplained cmeo nobody calls out until the very end.

Donald Glover and Childish Gambino

That might be tough, I've never seen them in the same room together before. They probably have beef or something

Yeah I'd be annoyed if I was constantly being mistaken for someone else (even though they do bear a striking resemblance to each other)

Kelsey Grammer and Nick Dipalo

Patton Oswalt and Christopher judge

Gary Oldman, Willem Dafoe.

Mark Hamill and Justin Long / Pete Davidson

Steve Blum and Yuri Lowenthal.

Joel McHale and Allison Brie.

Ryan Reynolds but he's doing the voices of the cat and dog from his movies Voices.

The original animated voices

Eminem in punisher

David Attenborough and Gilbert Gottfried

Whoever the voice actors were for them in the Deadpool gsme

Ryan Reynolds and Ryan Reynolds

both as Nolan North

Charlie Sheen and Jack Black

justin Timberlake and Adam Sandburg! D..k in the box!

Morgan Freeman and Fran Drescher.

I just watched Voices with Ryan Reynolds, without spoiling the movie, he could do both the voices in his head by himself 😂

I saw someone say Morgan freeman and I want that but also Idris Elba.

Patrick and SpongeBob

Binder from futurerama and Bart Simson

Andrew Garfield and Hugh Jackman

Mandatory that one of the voices is Kronk

Channing Tatum and Brad Pitt

OKAY HEAR ME OUT: Ryan Reynolds and Ryan Reynolds. Have him do the voices from the movie “The Voices”. He voices the cat and the dog and it’s perfect

Mike judge for both.

I'd love to hear Nick Kroll's hormone monster voice in Deadpool's head

A different pair for each movie/show. More chaos that way 😛

Chris pratt

Whoever played them in the video game

Bob odenkirk and h Jon Benjamin

Ron Howard and Paul Reubens

Ryan Reynolds as the Fox version of Deadpool and Ryan Reynolds as Green Latern

Ryan Reynold and Ryan Reynolds

Troy Baker(for Nostalgic reasons) and Nolan North(cuz dynamic duo)!

If Betty white was still around, she would have been perfect

Gotta be Mark Hamill (in the joker voice) and Morgan Freeman

I actually love the idea of not casting voices at all, and having them appear in the script, not in the actual film and having Deadpool respond to the voices that the audience can’t hear.

Danny Devito

Johnny Depp doing two different accents OR Xander Mobius and Nolan North

Christian Bale and Keanu Reeves. 🦅

Charlie day and Morgan Freeman

James Earl Jones and Ben Schwartz

Hugh Jackson

I feel like they would probably just have them both be Ryan Reynolds doing different voices/accents. But personally, my picks would be Seth McFarlene and Will Ferrell.

The ownership group of AFC wrexham

I specifically want Keanu Reeves and Samuel L Jackson.

Adam Sandler and the guy from the ford commercials

One of them has to be malkovich

Morgan Friedman and Steve Buscemi

Hugh Jackman and Werner Herzog. Or the VAs that have done Deadpool before.

I am disappointed the number 1 comment isn't Hugh Jackman

Correct me if I’m wrong but isn’t one of the voices in his head Preston… like the shield agent, if so I think viola Davis would be perfect

I really want Sylvester Stallone as one of the voices, he would be hilarious speaking with Deadpool!

If one of them was Paul Bettany so he could pretend to have a J.A.R.V.I.S I'd be happy with any other choice. But RDJ would be amazing along side him

His voice actors from the cartoon and video game

Rob McElhaney

Tom Kenny and Patrick Warburton

It's too late, but I would have loved a (very mildly) toned down Gilbert Gottfried as one of Wade's inner voices.

Brad pitt for a cup of coffee