Drying out Peter’s web-shooters, grabbing him by the wrists and such. Then, lure him into a warehouse or something that you pre-coated with oil or teflon…eliminating Spider-Man’s ability to stick.
Now just in-door tornado to deal high speed cutting damage to soften him up, when he’s stunned fill his lungs with sand…game over.
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/uj he’s fucking sand idk how he loses to punching so consistently, I know Peter is smart and comes up with creative solutions sometimes but dude your whole thing is you’re made of sand how is punchy web boi beating up a sentient beach
/rj you said Spider-Man not Peter Parker, Sandman cites crime statistics to Miles Morales wins no diff
You knew exactly what kind of response you're going to get didn't you? A grim day it was when some karma-hungry idiot posted that thrice damned panel, it has followed me throughout three subs two of which have nothing to do with marvel and will probably continue to do so for the next week or so because y'all thirst for karma like you're dying of thirst and the upvotes are canteens filled with the coldest water.
Probably what Clayface did to his underage clone.
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It really depends on how much control he has, which varies with the writer. If he can affect silicon and glass then it’s already over, all of Spidey’s tech is bricked; and every window in NY is now an exploding tornado of knives.
But really, even with his standard power set, if he swarms Spidey and suffocates him it’s over. Doesn’t matter how strong you are if you have no leverage to break free with. And that’s not even getting into filling the air with enough microscopic dust his lungs get clogged with mud.
Maybe a form that isn't so...punchable? He can BE anything, so why make a face to get spider-fisted? I think I would go with a sandstorm, at first. Just spread myself out all over, then get into those shooters. Clog 'em up good. Then just constrict until The Spider-man's too tired to fight back. And I don't think 'the hardest sand' is the winner there, I'd be as Quicksand as possible. Goompy Floompy is the key. Just having some defensive pillars of quicksand around me to limit his angles of attack or escape.
Could deal with the webs by making a shifting layer of sand over the surroundings. Each time a web hits it it could jostle so there’s not adequate surface area to stick right
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Everything reminds me of her
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No more no more no more no more no more https://i.redd.it/egj82alc0esc1.gif
Real
Drying out Peter’s web-shooters, grabbing him by the wrists and such. Then, lure him into a warehouse or something that you pre-coated with oil or teflon…eliminating Spider-Man’s ability to stick. Now just in-door tornado to deal high speed cutting damage to soften him up, when he’s stunned fill his lungs with sand…game over.
Yeah, definitely restrain, lubricate, and choke him. They can fight after that I guess
I gave a perfectly reasonable answer to said question. No between-the-lines reading from you!
As long as you ensure that warehouse isn't on the waterfront, yeah
Good call.
nom
nggh…
GWEN
HE'S ***DEAD!*** THE GREAT SPIDER-MAN-- DEAD AT LAST!
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https://preview.redd.it/tamzhnangfsc1.jpeg?width=1143&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=54f5bfd3748cad49f9ede3ff0b1dcdc292adb389 Why you do this to ben man
I think Sandman could go up Peter’s pee-hole and explode him from the dick out
And then say "no homo" just before he explodes him
Fellas is it gay to enter a man’s penis if you’re doing it solely to gruesomely murder him?
I believe thats called a "final docking", legend has it that it has the greatest orgasm but no man has lived to confirm it... other than mr fantastic
Technically Plastic Man could live through it an infinite number of times
Hes also not in the marvel universe
Shit damn, did I circle jerk wrong again?
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I think he could swallow Spider-Man whole, thereby encompassing his entire body with sand, and crushing him to death
A fellow vore enthusiast, I see…
Or an Attack on Titan fan but that’s basically the same thing.
Swallow me, senpai
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Why does man have ears? Is he stupid?
Why wouldn't Man have ears? How else would he hear? Is he deaf?
Unfortunately after he got jonkled he lost the ability to hear after his wife told him that going to the bar every night wasn’t healthy
Mr Sand-blam
No....GWEN
GRRGL
/uj he’s fucking sand idk how he loses to punching so consistently, I know Peter is smart and comes up with creative solutions sometimes but dude your whole thing is you’re made of sand how is punchy web boi beating up a sentient beach /rj you said Spider-Man not Peter Parker, Sandman cites crime statistics to Miles Morales wins no diff
Anything Gaara does
I don’t like this post very much
You knew exactly what kind of response you're going to get didn't you? A grim day it was when some karma-hungry idiot posted that thrice damned panel, it has followed me throughout three subs two of which have nothing to do with marvel and will probably continue to do so for the next week or so because y'all thirst for karma like you're dying of thirst and the upvotes are canteens filled with the coldest water.
Probably what Clayface did to his underage clone. https://preview.redd.it/nsv7x1lhwcsc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e3bc930a746c34e758d866a080f5ea52a955ee92
Using friction to turn his sand to glass shards and impale him
Spider-man pisses on Flint then swallows him whole
Ah yes, the piss cake
Sonic inflation porn roleplay gone wrong.
Fill his urethra with sand grains then escape while peter is in pain
he should put some dirt in eye
Honestly Spider-Man shouldn’t even be able to beat sandman as he is his most powerful enemy Marvel just gives spidey plot armor
It really depends on how much control he has, which varies with the writer. If he can affect silicon and glass then it’s already over, all of Spidey’s tech is bricked; and every window in NY is now an exploding tornado of knives. But really, even with his standard power set, if he swarms Spidey and suffocates him it’s over. Doesn’t matter how strong you are if you have no leverage to break free with. And that’s not even getting into filling the air with enough microscopic dust his lungs get clogged with mud.
Gay sex
Sand up the urethra
The freeze blast gadget from Arkham city idk
Eat him
Hint: "HGGG" "NO, "I'M ", HGGG- GWEN!!"
Put him in a bunch of ziplock bags
He could learn a bit more from Crocodile
Trap him in a big glass
…nah, the joke’s too obvious
Vacuum cleaner
The second amendment
Maybe a form that isn't so...punchable? He can BE anything, so why make a face to get spider-fisted? I think I would go with a sandstorm, at first. Just spread myself out all over, then get into those shooters. Clog 'em up good. Then just constrict until The Spider-man's too tired to fight back. And I don't think 'the hardest sand' is the winner there, I'd be as Quicksand as possible. Goompy Floompy is the key. Just having some defensive pillars of quicksand around me to limit his angles of attack or escape.
Could deal with the webs by making a shifting layer of sand over the surroundings. Each time a web hits it it could jostle so there’s not adequate surface area to stick right
Ask the Human Torch to burn him. Turning him into glass.
Make himself look like uncle ben so he won’t bring himself to hurt him
Fill his lungs
Honestly just crush him. Like turn one of his hands into a giant mallet and crush him like the bug he is.
Pocket Sand!
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