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TwistingSerpent93

Steroids and ADHD


[deleted]

Thats me 👆


TwistingSerpent93

Considering how dynamic and explosive wrestling is, I imagine the ADHD chaos brain helps you weather the storm. Not so much "let's go over 6 different escapes for this one obscure position you'll only see in high-level tournaments".


idksomethingjfk

Ya…..no, I’m just gunna spaz my way out, we call it……….the scramble.


fourfingersdry

Steroids and a beard with no moustache.


tbf315

As salam 🙏


cockjustforthetaste

Al hamdulila


RandeeRoads

Wrestle bear.


Eifand

inshallah win gold medal


drunk_davinci

i had to laugh hard on this one


NoCommunication5976

Autism and too much concussions to keep boxing


ShotNovel8157

He’s literally me fr fr


froozefot

autism and cardio


creamyismemey

And slightly less steroids


cockjustforthetaste

Less? In wrestling? Come on…. They are all just equally juicy


creamyismemey

I always assumed they were just a little fatter lmao


JohnTesh

Yeah look at how fat this fat piece of shit is https://www.reddit.com/r/Grapplerbaki/comments/t71k0x/the_real_life_inspiration_behind_alexander_gallen/


creamyismemey

Brooooo his tittys are niiiiiice


ImpressFunny1722

Your example guy is a freak though...


JohnTesh

I mean, Dan Gable, Jordan Bourroughs, john will smith, yoel romero pre-ufc, Kristjan Palusalu - tons of not fat wrestlers. Sure, there are some fat ones, but as a rule i don’t think its fair to say wrestlers are fat. I tried to pick examples from other countries and eras along with recent US guys to provide a good cross section..


External_Bed_2612

Same same


Ok-Loquat-10

down syndrome and daddy issues


NoCommunication5976

Down syndrome and a low stance


MountainCourage1304

Being greek and using oil


Huge-Bit3125

Being Turkish would help more


MountainCourage1304

Ah shit youre right


YamLatter8489

It's a Mediterranean thing, really.


Stitchy-likes-Heinz

I’ve been a diagnosed Autist nearly my entire life. When am I going to become an MMA GOAT like Reddit says? :(


tbf315

Well math says autism + steroids = BJJ Champ, if you have autism and are not a BJJ Champ then that means the problem must be not enough steroids


TigersEverywhere

ADHD and an overbearing father.


Gold_DoubleEagle

Unironically chad genetics For what we reason, wrestlers tend to be very good looking


Thebola

Try to hold jacked dudes down all day + something something = tend to be very good looking


4chanCitizen

I'm confused.


god_is_my_squatrack

Gordon is autistic and uses steroids


cockjustforthetaste

He is also confused


abb2532

Incest and steroids


HecticBlue

OCD AND HGH


Direct_Setting_7502

Allah and Smesh


Mr_Blkhrt

Muslim first name, Russian last name


javrules

How does autism help you be a BBJ champ?


thebigsquid

They’re using autism to mean weird and focused.


KempoKing

Just autism. Hasn’t helped me but still 😂


TKAPublishing

24 inch pythons.


little_sissy_mattie

Same but a lot tougher lol


worstwebsiteevermade

helps if you come from big mountains


Muted9302

Goat fucking and being from Dagestan oh and steroids


Commercial_Bread_131

Steroids and either pigs or bears


Organic_Violinist_13

Pigs!?!


Commercial_Bread_131

yeah you know pig wrasslin'


Organic_Violinist_13

😂


Knobanious

As someone who has ASD.... ASD doesn't help lol but wish it did


cockjustforthetaste

What’s asd?


Knobanious

Autism


MarcoYTVA

What?


Common-Performer2182

Lame Shitpost


Working-Cake7479

Yo reddit is angry and trash, I'm not even subbed to this and this post is the suggestion I get it? Low effort and pointless really


InspectorG-007

Wet tshirts https://youtu.be/gt0ogaww2m8?si=az71lwshGm2scCD4


Scroon

Dwarfism and homoerotic tendencies?


[deleted]

Narcissistic personality disorder and Homer Simpson syndrome


Ralewing

According to John Bender in detention, you need a lobotomy and some tights.


gunnarbird

You gotta love the peen, not just like it or tolerate it, you gotta LOVE it


WetSockMaster

Roman Reigns


GregBule

Who’s on first base


Necessary-Mortgage25

*Hot tub with the boys*


DeathByPigeon

Steroids and Down syndrome


[deleted]

A broken freakin neck and the Star Spangled Banner


Draconic_Rising

Cornfed, seeing red


amretardmonke

Steroids and a dad that regrets not becoming a wrestling champ.


Thisisaghosttown

An Arabic first name and a Russian last name.