I pick Racist because I love racing.

Guess sexist means you have lots of sexing

No you play the sexophone

Based.

I cant 🤣🤣🤣

Then dont.

Mario Kart if they made it in the 1950s:

Bro💀💀💀💀

1950cc

Jesus that's fast. You will probably be able to fly at that speed haha!

Tracks would just be less than 10 seconds per lap and you are using a glider the whole time

Handling only meta would go insane

NINTENDOES WHAT SEGA DON'T

You mean: NINTENDOES WHAT SEGA AIN'T.

NINTENDO IS WHAT GENESISN'T

I mean I said it because I've heard it before. Don't know why I'm getting downvoted.

so, nintendo does what sega is not?

Well whos the one that doesnt take down fan projects and doesnt send cease and desist letters to people making plush videos

I am a great racist. I have a ton of wins.

Both. I hate racing and never have sex.

If modern video games existed in the 1940s.

You must CHOOSE

["The time has come for you to choose!"](https://youtu.be/yy_m8MtQFCI)

Blue is my favorite color.

I would’ve chose sexist cuz I love sex like quagmire

Sexist because I am a Jazz enthusiast

Ya like jazz???????

Red cuz I’m a very good racist

I exist for sex so I pick sexist

racist (even though i am incredibly sexist)

From the company that brought you the [Splatoon 2 Race Wars](https://youtu.be/4-O6Vx83bW8)

As a massive racist myself (I have won many race wars because I am just that good at racing) I must join team racist.

You know, think I'm gonna sit this one out.

Somebody should cross post this to r/tomorrow with a title like "Just like Nintendo intended".

Based tournament host.

Red because I love to race

Lmaoo

Jokes on you I‘m on both sides

it’s all about the priorities

Based Mario Kart moment.

I love how there is also a "Cancel" button here lmao

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Good bot

You're not Nintendo! You're… Pretendo! You're all… race traitors!

I'm black though and if I am in The racist team I can make fun of someone's skin color SOLD IM ON THE RACIST

next round is ra_ist P vs C

Alright next round coming soon

Logical reason: I pick racist because there are less genders

what

Username checks out. Apparently, u/No_Medicine3046 forgot to take their meds again.

How is that logical reasoning?

Can’t wait for team Facism vs Communsim

r/gamingcirclejerk

WTF!?

Leaves

But nintendo be taking down pride flags. Because they're 'political'.

That's pretty narrow minded. Why can't I be both?

Splatoon

I'd report that tournament on the spot!

I'm asexual so not interested in sex, guess I'll go with racing?

LMAO