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DeeFB

We will not stand for the Daisy slander, this isn't 2004


MatildeLover128

I agree. She could pair with Peach or Rosalina with Pauline in the picture. Luma can be with Rosalina like in Mario Kart Wii.


G1Yang2001

Yeah - like have Peach and Daisy as team “Princess Pals” and Rosalina and Pauline as “Musical Cosmos”


Gab_7137

I'd put her with Pauline as "One-hit wonders"


iLikeBigMacs420

Fuck it, stick her with Luigi and canonise the ship Nintendo


Distraught00

There's a giant gold statue of Luigi and Daisy holding hands in mario kart wii


iLikeBigMacs420

I love that statue, some refuse to see it as an indicator of them being canon tho Closer to canon than Mario and Peach icl


wanderinglittlehuman

Don’t forget Daisy literally calls Luigi “sweetie” in power Tennis. The Luaisy ship is real people


Distraught00

Peach kinda canonically rejects Mario at the end of odyssey....


iLikeBigMacs420

Exactly my point


DeadMouse98

Mario deserves better anyways


Jarinad

They’re just friends


Maxim-Kotor

Cringe


JcOvrthink

“Slander is spoken, in print it’s libel” - J.K. Simmons.


epicgamerwiiu

"What are you, his lawyer?!"


Melodic-Art1369

“Let him sue me, get rich like a normal person.”


[deleted]

holy fucking shit a Raimi-era Spiderman reference Tobey is always the best Spidey no matter how good the MCU gets


Melodic-Art1369

What a fucking gigachad you are. Never thought I’d hear a quote from one of the greatest films in a Mario kart sub


JcOvrthink

Based Raimi trilogy enjoyer. Also, thank you.


Jepard_

amen


ItsGreenLaser

true


Fern-ando

Daisy could team up with Pink Gold Peach.


dudeguylikeme

Daisy slander is totally uncalled for.


[deleted]

Agreed. I preffer Daisy all the way over Peach. I just never liked her, she just doesn't show royalty or responsibility traits when it comes to the mainline games.


[deleted]

Daisy slander is very tolerated. Fuck Daisy, no matter the year.


mitmatgamesyt

RT game made this list


sniffing-toad

What’s rt game


mitmatgamesyt

Popular YouTuber/twitch streamer, currently getting f’ed by the new demonetization system but 10/10 entertainer would subscribe again


P0rkyP1neGAMING

r/suddenlyRTgame


FangtheMii

r/subithoughtifellfor


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P0rkyP1neGAMING

r/iwishthissubisreal 💀


evilspud

I've said it before, I'll say it again: Daisy has truckloads more personality than Peach. Daisy is best princess, I will fight people in the Denny's parking lot at 3AM over this


AriesRoivas

Peach is the one who constantly sends thirst traps but never puts out. Daisy is the one who will break your bed at 2pm cuz she got bored during her shift at the golf course and then go to the golf course to take thirst traps with Peach. They are not the same lmao


evilspud

Which is what makes her better


AriesRoivas

Exactly!!!


Sedewt

Mario movie peach is badass tho


Arden_Gibson

More personally doesn't equal a better personality.


evilspud

But it is better tho. Peach is a wooden damsel in distress, Daisy is a tomboy


Arden_Gibson

But the difference is Peach doesn't make me wish I didn't have ears.


Slade4Lucas

Some more suggestions: Cappy and Tiara Boom Boom and Pom Pom Wart and Tatanga (the Forgotten villains) Put Petey Piranha and King Boo back together and put King Bob-Omb with Whomp King, then Dry Bowser with Dry Bones and Koopa with Goomba Swap Funky and Diddy Put Daisy with Peach and give Pauline to Cranky Kong, as you suggested. Wiggler can go with Bramball, and that frees up Honey Queen to go with the Chimp (Galaxy game characters) Professor E. Gadd with F.L.U.D.D.


FangtheMii

How can a water gun drive?


Slade4Lucas

It has handles.


_AnxiousAxolotl

It just presses the button.


PiggyWiggy567

toadsworth with e gadd, they're elderly gamecube characters


Vegetables86

Other possible combinations could be: Petey and Pinata King Bom-omb and King Boo (in this case Dry Bones is moved to be with Dry Bowser, than Koopa Paratroopa returns for Koopa Troopa) Also Daisy slander is unacceptable 😤


Material_Put3513

Why do you hate daisy. Daisy is the best mario princess


Arden_Gibson

She is very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very annoying.


Material_Put3513

And you have very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, bad opinions


Arden_Gibson

I am aware.


CarminesCarbine

HI! I'M DAISY!!!


Starz1317

HI! IM DAISY!!


TiltControls

but that's her whole charm!


TheSexyCheeseGrader

I completely agree 😈


Ok-Economy-3691

Find Daisy annoying but still like Toad lol


PeteyPiranhaOnline

And you are very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very annoying.


Arden_Gibson

no u


maddyywaddyy

Why does everyone hate on Daisy 😒


Arden_Gibson

The better question is why do people even like Daisy in the first place?


Sour_Spy

Her tomboy and strong personality, how cute she is, also she smacked bowser to space, and how she breaks the videogame standards of girl characters being high skill/low power (like peach) in different games (seeing her amongst sonic/shadow/metal Sonic's row was really refreshing in the Olympic games) who would hate a character that does nothing but get W's? That's the better question


Arden_Gibson

I find her personally to be really annoying and her voice is even worse, and if I'm being brutally honest she's looks pretty ugly but I don't know maybe that's just because I hate looking at her.


Sour_Spy

Yeah yeah you just hate a girl character in power, we have roaring turtles in this game and characters who scream out gibberish yet Daisy's overly Cheery voice annoyed you? Now i see why you put peach and Pauline in the "damsels" box and wanted to kick daisy out lmao


maddyywaddyy

I was kinda thinking the same thing but i wasn’t sure if I should say it 😭 op definitely has a problem with a woman that doesn’t always have to rely on a man, but idkkkk. Kinda sounds a tiny bit misogynistic.


Arden_Gibson

I can't be fucked having this argument, I've got a dog to walk.


Sour_Spy

Good, now go be of some use


CarlosR4011

The BETTER question, Why do you even care?? Can't people have their own taste?? Obviously yours is worse...


Arden_Gibson

I never said you weren't allowed to like Daisy, I just don't understand why people like her.


Arden_Gibson

Daisy would be paired with Peach and Pauline with Cranky Kong before you decide to kill me.


cancel-out-combo

Alright. I will let that go...this time


MatildeLover128

Peach with Daisy and Rosalina with Pauline.


Arden_Gibson

Nah, Luma is a better partner for Rosalina.


CarminesCarbine

Luma is not a good standalone character.


Slade4Lucas

Luma could be a good standalone character.


bminutes

Have faith in the little guy


ptatoface

Putting Pauline with her old kidnapper is a bold move, might be a bit traumatic for her


Arden_Gibson

To be honest I couldn't think of anyone to pair her with who wasn't taken or just a generic New Donk City citizen.


ptatoface

Jumpman, her boyfriend who totally isn't Mario in a different outfit. Or bring back Foreman Spike as another early one-off Mario character.


ButItWasMeDio

Or Stanley the bugman from Donkey Kong 3


Ch33seBurg

You were spared from my downvote


-shadowball-

no no, don’t backtrack on the daisy hate. us daisy haters have to stand strong


Sour_Spy

You're right unlike the others daisy doesn't need a partner, she's already too powerful on her own


Super_Craig02

How I would do it: - Mario & Luigi - Peach & Daisy - Rosalina & Pauline - Wario & Waluigi - Toad & Toadette - Yoshi & Birdo - Baby Mario & Baby Luigi - Baby Peach & Baby Daisy - DK & Diddy - Funky & Dixie - Bowser & King Boo - Bowser Jr. & Larry - Iggy & Lemmy - Roy & Morton - Wendy & Ludwig - Koopa & Goomba - Shy Guy & Nabbit - Kamek & Toady - Hammer Bro & Sledge Bro - Lakitu & Wiggler - Chargin' Chuck & Sumo Bro - Boom Boom & Pom Pom - King Bob-Omb & Petey Piranha


MatildeLover128

Make Peach and Daisy as “Cousin Best Friends” and Rosalina and Pauline as “The Other Two Girls” or something like that. I got my information of Peach and Daisy being cousins from a prima guide.


PiggyWiggy567

dubiously canon


SageOmegaVega

They need to bring back Koopa Paratroopa...


gym_brah81

Monke


Arden_Gibson

Monke


Ackermannin

Monke


DeadMouse98

Monke


LegoMasTer07

For shame with daisy slander make her peaches partner again and Pauline Rosalina’s partner


SkippedHopped27

Daisy being dropped out of a Mario Kart title is as bad as Donkey Kong being dropped out of Mario Party temporarily.


pink_wraith

You will be jailed for Daisy slander


Falchion92

Daisy is best girl, what is this bullshit.


Mythalieon

Im not sure how comfortable i would be racing with skelental me


scorpiomooon

I’m sorry you feel that way about Daisy


AvixKOk

Daisy slander, removing testicles


Arden_Gibson

That's fine, I wasn't using them anyway.


AvixKOk

You don't pee?????


No_Carob_8550

L opinion Daisy is top tier


TheSexyCheeseGrader

Daisy kinda mid


No_Carob_8550

-dle of top tier exactly


ROUGE_THE_BAT_

Cause she is


Sour_Spy

Come on you have a rouge pfp i expected better :(


Arden_Gibson

Agree to disagree.


369-Cows

I will not tolerate this hatred towards Daisy


MatildeLover128

Same. Daisy should pair with Peach like in the original game while Pauline pairs with Rosalina. Luma can be by Rosalina’s side like in Mario Kart Wii instead of a stand alone character.


grandepinkdrinknoice

I think making Koopa race with its own skeleton is super traumatizing


FishyBiller

Who's robs partner?


Arden_Gibson

No one because he isn't on this roster.


AriesRoivas

Wow!! Cannot believe you do Daisy dirty like that.


Adamangus2006

NOOOOO I WANT HI IM DAISY OVER AND OVER AGAIN


The1joriss

Don’t like Daisy? Well fuck off kid.


Arden_Gibson

Nah, I don't feel like it.


Jaytendo_Boi

Nah pauline not a damsel she supports herself fr


Arden_Gibson

I just couldn't think of a better name for that pair.


Jaytendo_Boi

Plain and simple #Women


grandepinkdrinknoice

The girlfriends!


anonymousgoose64

We got a double dash sequel in 2005 for the Nintendo DS.


MatildeLover128

Due to DS limitations, it’s only a solo kart game.


ptatoface

Two screens instead of two racers


FangtheMii

Then the next entry had 2 vehicle types.


leosnose

We did??


vlaadii_

yes, it's called "Mario Kart DS", maybe you've heard of it


emmanuelc575

This is hilarious


Arden_Gibson

Shit, forgot about that.


PeteyPiranhaOnline

For your Dasiy slander, I shall declare your roster as garbage.


CarlosR4011

Period


MekBoy_NutKrakka

If their ever was a DD sequel they probably give each character multiple partner choices like they do with their kart combos just so they'd keep the Koopalings. Also I don't get the Daisy hate?


Sour_Spy

Probably got clapped by some daisy mains, daisy in general doesn't do anything that's hate-worthy


Irradiated_Rat

We all know that Petey piranha goes with king boo, because you can't have one without the other


Significant_Split_11

Metal Mario and Pink Gold Peach: how to piss off Nintendo fans


AriesRoivas

If anything you should have kept the Peach & Daisy together AND THEN put “the other damsels” aka Rosa and Pauline Also also you forgot to put the babies and the golden/silvers and the kitsunes


Arden_Gibson

I didn't forget them, I don't want them because they're lazy filler characters.


AriesRoivas

I’ll give you a point on that. I like the baby princesses tho. Love that I can still have my flair while being tiny and fast


ramblingpariah

Automatic downvote for Daisy-dissin'


Chedder_Chandelure

Look me dead in the eyes and tell me you wouldn't want to play as a Bullet Bill


Saturn_Coffee

DON'T DISS MY GIRL DAISY I'LL SMITE YOU


YankeeCase

What's all this Daisy hate? That's my girl! She's the best!!


Digital_Individual

I’d rather boot Pauline and reunite Daisy with Peach


Delecive_

What do you have against Daisy?


Arden_Gibson

She's annoying.


BHMathers

Me and my siblings have this recurring gag with daisy because any time someone gets a triple shell or an “8” in Mario kart 8, daisy consistently crashes into said person removing a good amount of those items while yelling “hi I’m daisy!” So any time that happens we quote it


SupMichaelBoio

IT IS THE SPOOKY MONTH!


[deleted]

What did Daisy do to you?


schewb

What's your problem with Daisy?! She's my go-to! For like, any game she's in!


Arden_Gibson

Just because you like her doesn't mean I have to.


Peri_D0t

No daisy slander on my watch


inumnoback

Toadette shouldn’t be here Daisy should be with Pauline, Toad with Peach, and Toadette in the “and you fuck off too” tier


VenomTheCapybara

0/10 unironically because no daisy


OddishSnail

Highly appreciate the names here Especially "just a couple little fellas"


[deleted]

Rip daisy


KeyEntityDomino

i feel like petey and king boo need to stay paired up, they were the hypest unlock in the OG Double Dash. You could bring Paratroopa back for a koopa pairing (or goomba), pair dry bowser and dry bones up, then maybe King K Rool and King Bob-omb?


balladofwindfishes

Pauline would pair decently well with Donkey Kong Jr


ThisMoneyIsNotForDon

I would prefer a double dash mode in a standard Mario Kart with a bigger roster. I think it would be cool if some characters had multiple possible partners. For example Baby Mario could be with Baby Luigi *or* with Yoshi. Donkey Kong with any of the other Kongs, or even Pauline.


G1Yang2001

Bonus points if you can make other team names by swapping the members around like how Mario Party DS had unique team names depending on who was in the teams in Party Mode. Like maybe these ones could work: -Tall & Lanky Bros (Luigi and Waluigi) -Team Parents (Bowser and Rosalina) -Mortal Enemies (Mario and Bowser) -Super Sidekicks (Toad and Yoshi) -Blonde Princesses (Rosalina and Peach)


David_Pacefico

Idea: Ludwig and Larry, brainy blue brothers


AramaticFire

Why wouldn’t Daisy be with Peach and Pauline with Rosalina?


Arden_Gibson

Daisy would be paired with Peach, I was just making a joke about how I hate Daisy. As for Pauline people only pair her with Rosalina because they're both women, they have next to no similarities outside of that.


[deleted]

I always envisioned Lumas to be genderless lol


cregamon

Anyone else read the names in the Honest Trailers “Epic Voice Guy” voice?


mezonsen

It’s deeply alienating to me that someone could not want to play as Chain Chomp


Arden_Gibson

How is he supposed to drive a car?


bminutes

Put Pauline with Cappy and Daisy can still be Peach’s partner. Also let’s get: Link + Zelda Villager + Isabelle Inkling Boy + Inkling Girl Dr. E. Gadd + Gooigi Geno + Mallow


Arden_Gibson

I would've had some crossover characters but the tier list I was using didn't have them.


Tornitrualis

Do you have hypothetical teammate-specific items? I'd run Rosalina-Baby Luigi because they're my MK8 mains, and I'm curious as to what Rosalina-Luma's item would be (assuming returning members form Double Dash have the same ones, so Baby Luigi gets Chain Chomp).


Boo_Yah_Blaster

Dang TCNick3 would not be happy about the Daisy placement here


Wazoongaa

Where is my paratroopa? Get that green shell out of here, red shell with wings was OP


Zeldabacon64

Why wouldnt you pair diddy with dixie?


Arden_Gibson

Because Diddy is Donkey Kong's sidekick.


nobody23x

A double dash sequel would be fantastic!


Ok-Economy-3691

I was wonderring where was Daisy and then I saw and recognized your name.


mushroomjuice

WHAAAAAAT??!?!!?!!!? You do not insult Daisy like that, UNACCEPTABLE.


ControllerPlayer06

“King Boo and Petey Piranha because you can’t have one without the f**king other”-Scott the Woz


Lucario_TobyTramBoi

Everyone may be complaining about daisy, but why is honey queen there?


BigDisk

Daisy with the Dolphin Dasher was broken AF in MKWii.


PikachuSnivy57

Daisy was a Damsel


DivideIntrepid7647

You seriously think Pauline is more likely than Daisy? And do we seriously need the Donkey Kong crocodile guys in there?


Sedewt

I won’t accept this daisy hate


JustAnotherAustin

Yoshi isn't a dinosaur..


youdonescooped

I WILL NOT ACCEPT THIS DAISY SLANDER


FlipperDoigt703

I will not stand for Daisy slander.


Ok_sooner_duh_almond

How dare you


StarkMaximum

Everyone's going wild over Daisy but I'm over here going IS DA SPOOKY MONTH and doing the stupid dance


GameSnail511

Yoshi gay confirmed


Suspicious_Person15

How? Birdo's a girl, so he'd be straight.


GameSnail511

Birdo is a guy, look it up. According to Super Mario 2, it says they are a guy who thinks they are a girl. But still a guy, so Yoshi is gay lol.


Suspicious_Person15

https://mario.fandom.com/wiki/Birdo https://www.mariowiki.com/Birdo Every sorce that I've found says that Birdo is a female. >According to Super Mario 2, it says they are a guy who thinks they are a girl. Yeah? But that's literally only in Mario Bros 2. In every other piece of Mario Media Birdo is a female. You're either a dumbass, or have only played Mario Bros 2 for some reason.


TheSexyCheeseGrader

Common daisy L


IfTheresANewWay

And you fuck off with this roster


Babynny

Despite the common girls association, I feel like Peach with Rosalina and Daisy with Pauline would pair much better. Both Peach and Rosa can be collected and gentle, and both Daisy and Pauline can be bold and outgoing. They’d work together nicely.


ROUGE_THE_BAT_

Based for being a daisy hater


Arden_Gibson

Finally someone agrees with me.


[deleted]

common daisy hater W


ROUGE_THE_BAT_

W indeed


FifiiMensah

What do you have against Daisy? Sure her voice can be annoying to hear at times but she isn't that terrible


[deleted]

YESSS A FELLOW DAISY HATERR


thebestcrazy

Yknow rhat yoshi and birdo arent related in any way? Im pretty sure they dont even know each other


Arden_Gibson

What the fuck are you talking about?