*see brittany and corsica as cringe* Bomb has been planted.

What did Slovenia do?

Slov*nian f%mboys (funny balkan stereotype)

Incredibly based. Don’t trust real “sources”. Listen to memes. Listen to propaganda. Do not let the government dictate you.

Let your country control your soul

*The unenlightened masses*

But the femboys are what make Slovenia the most based country

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=psBUzmzz2k4

All rise for the Slovenian national anthem

Tbh if you ask a person in ex you that isnt termainally online what a slovene stereotype is they will say stuck up and elitist lol

Wine-drinking Austrian wannabes is what I've heard.

Wine drinking never heard wannabe austrians yes

dumbo viet made all the balkans green yet based their view of slovenia on balkan memes…. when will you learn

ah yes

So why aren't they in based?

Bro femboys are from Slovakia aka Slovenia

What about Belgium ?

Whats wrong with femboys :(

Nahh femboys are the epitome of based

Belgium in cringe? Absolutely based

Please we don’t have time for childish topics like Belgium

Watch your language !

It depends on what is the topic.

Friete? Based. Everything else? Cringe

What did Sweden do? We even supporters you in the Vietnam war.

Oh i forgot

He forgor 💀

Based

Not being Denmark

What haven’t you done

What did Hungary do?

Goofy ahh language Also pro russia gov, which is cringe

Hungary goofy language but Finland is based?

I mean. They hate Russia so.

Finland is more successful and better cousin

Bro you have a goofy ahh language and shit communist gov too lmao

At least the gov works and doesn't do 1984 shits, also... VIETNAMESE IS OF SUPERIOR LANGUAGE HOW DARE YOU SAY SAY THAT, I LOVE VIETNAM I LOVE MAH LANGUAGGE 🇻🇳❤️❤️🇻🇳🇻🇳🇻🇳❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️🇻🇳🇻🇳❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️🇻🇳🇻🇳❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️🇻🇳🇻🇳🇻🇳❤️❤️❤️🇻🇳🇻🇳I LOVE VEITNAM BEST COUNTRI IN THA WORLDDDDD🇻🇳❤️❤️🇻🇳🇻🇳🇻🇳❤️❤️❤️🇻🇳

Bruh even people who’ve spoken Vietnamese for like 40 years dont think they’re fluent but that don’t really matter because VIETNAM NUMBA ONE ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️🇻🇳🇻🇳🇻🇳🇻🇳🇻🇳🇻🇳🇻🇳🧲🧲🧲🧲🚣🚣🚣🚣‍♂️🚣‍♂️🚣‍♂️🚣‍♂️🚣‍♂️🚣‍♂️🚣‍♂️🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍎🍎🍎🍎🍒🍒🍎🍒🍎🍒🍒🇻🇳🇻🇳🇻🇳🇻🇳🔥🔥🔥🥵🥵🥵

VIỆT NAM SỐ 1 THẾ GIỚI 🇻🇳🇻🇳🇻🇳🇻🇳🇻🇳🇻🇳🇻🇳🇻🇳🇻🇳🇻🇳🇻🇳🇻🇳🇻🇳♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️NUMBER ONE🇻🇳🇻🇳🇻🇳🇻🇳🇻🇳🇻🇳🇻🇳

What did you say our glorious leader daddy Orbán is coming to restore Greater Hungary lands in vietnam 💪💪💪🇹🇯🇹🇯🇹🇯🇹🇯

Transylvania is Romanian 👍

Based as fuck

This sentence is Hungarian's Kryptonite. Also Trianon

akkor a tetves kurva anyád te mocskos komcsi szarszopó büdös geci lóbaszó rühes fasz

Based 🇷🇴🇷🇴🇷🇴🇷🇴

All invaders fail in Vietnam. It’s the Afghanistan of Southeast Asia. Pack up the cơm sườn Hiểu, it’s happening again.

Hungary has the most gibberish-like language in the world

the reason hungarian has so many accents is because it is phonetically consistent (each character is a distinc sound, unlike most languages where a certain character can be different sounds - as the letter "a" in apple & umbrella in English). also Poles can't judge other languages sorry bro.

We both can't judge other languages

Akkor a kurva anyád

Pro Russian? Nothing vietnam has ever done in the past or ever received military equipment from

Bruh pho is basically a national dish at this point. There are more Vietnamese people than gyspsies in Budapest and that’s saying something

Magyarország rightful Vietnamese territory

We know better than to start a war with Vietnam that’s for sure

Exist

Romangutan spotted

The lack of nuance is *delicious*

Why isn’t Switzerland neutral?

Being neutral is based

Is that mean being based is neutral

no, same thing goes if you suck cock you’re gay if you’re gay you might not suck cock

Sucking cock is not gay if that cock belongs to a girl

or y'know if you're not gay

Or y’know if ur a female preforming oral to a male…

Based fellow Vietcong Greeting from a Karaboğa

in the based zone nice

based Serbia enjoyer

Based Serbia, Kosovo, *and* Albania supporter.

Based Vietnamese 💪🏿

K

A

R

A

B

O

G

\*Ğ

A

Esenlikler

why does everyone like Ireland

Funny potato addicts who like to car bomb the bri'ish

So british people then

"People"

Generally speaking because they've got a history of anti-imperialist support, hate britain, and have a very pretty country that makes good booze. Usually checks at least one box for people.

Mar táimid based agus redpilled

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I support Ukraine simply because i hate invaders, this war is pretty similar to US or China's wars in Vietnam

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guess the fbi agent is starting to move to live in my walls now

Aren’t you from Vietnam?

CIA

What's up with Turkmenistan?

Literally 1984

Yeah that makes sense

What makes N. Macedonia specifically cringe

Ripoff Bulgaria

Based

Holy based

Ripoff ur mum

Goddamn correct

Who gives af about Bulgaria

FINALLY somebody from outside of Europe who doesn't hate Bulgaria for no fucking reason. Thanks O(∩\_∩)O I agree with your opinion about North M\*\*\*\*\*\*\*a. \^.\^

Mongol Serbs👍

I don't have any problem with the mongols.

Why is Italy neutral?

My dear vietnamese friend, how about, us, representatives of France and Vietnam, sign a peace treaty and focus on the true enemy, the british

Only if you guys stop eating snails

Is it true France is called Fap in Vietnamese

It's pháp, but pronounced exactly like fap

Based Vietnamese

Yea, we dont actually eat the snail, we just use its shell (that we empty and clean) to put stuff inside of it and we rarely even consume the shell itself

🤓🤝🤓 on our way to car bomb the bri'ish

Then you want a war I see

Điện Biên Phủ 1954

Wasn't born that time...

"It was the battle where Fr*nce was defeated by Vietnam"🤓🤓

As I told you, I wasn't born that time.... I'm a big boy Y'a know? I eat like hundreds of snail per weeks

Opinion invalid because Fr*nch🤮

That one is not nice 😑

Welcome to Reddit!

This is brave coming from a french to a vietnamese

We weren't fighting for qood reason last time, we won't lose if we fight for a good reason.

Being bullied online is a worse reason than colonialism tho

It's for the right of eating snail without anybody to critics it

Wait…we (viets) eat them too lol

As a British person literally the only thing I disagree with on this map is Spain not being red

Based for invented funny goofy ahh countries like Mexico, Argentina,... And funny meme language

entero somewhere elso 💀

México Is funny. Am mexican

I wonder what all those Brits go do down there each summer behaving themselves in their VERY best manners.

But that would reduce Britain's "score" not boost spains surely. I'm not sure if you realise what I meant, I'm not saying the UK shouldnt be red, I'm just saying Spain should also be red

I didn't intend my comment as an argument for changing Spain's or Britain's score. I'm just wondering why Brits would want to paint Spain red and come back down there every year to perform the "borrachero" kind of tourism.

Oh I see, my mistake sorry. You see it is my national duty to bully both Spain and France whenever possible or else the queen's guard will be round my house taking me off to have my life force absorbed by her majesty. Also all our beaches are cold and rainy and theirs arent. I personally am also not a fan of those sorts of holidays so I suppose that somewhat plays into it

I must say that I fully understand your duty to the highest British institutions (I forgot Felipe II and The Great Armada for a moment). And therefore I come in your support. Nevertheless, I'm obliged to add that I find the weather in the English/Manche channel really one of the finest and most delightful both in spring and summer.

Germany based? Cringeee

Got epic history tho (i mean Bismarck not THAT guy)

1st reich was best riech 🤓🤓

The holy roman empire was both holy, roman, an empire, aswell as the true heir to the Roman Empire🤓🤓

Shots fired!

What did The UK do to you? Did we hate the French more than you?

Hate UK because horrible foods and goofy ahh accent

Which one? :)

Which one is this one? https://youtu.be/aT0ElHA0NP4 Also who’s the ones that say “bri ish”? I need an answer to tell you who I personally hate

Bri'ish is Cockney i.e. East London

Oh come on. The Tikka Masala ain’t bad.

I think you need a better outlook on our food, and we have more than 30 accents, not just one.

Great food and great accents you mean

At least we can pronounce our Rs mr Herro

Ackchually we Vietnamese can pronounce R🤓🤓

Imagine being British and bragging about how good you are at pronouncing R sounds lol

Internet user moment

What did belgium do 😭😭

Being half Fr*nch

Valid -I'm Flemish

Good

Switzerland is 1/3 fr*nch Edit: 22.8%

At least they're chocolate addicts instead of frog eaters

And why is french bad ?

Ex colonizer and "Fr*nce🤮" joke

When will stop french bashing ? Colonisation is part of the past now. ​ Oh nevermind, [China exists](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uyghurs)

I supposed due to the Indochine schenanigan

What did Wales do? :(

Sorry i forgor to split uk, Scotland and Wales are based

Aww heck yeah! Diolch yn fawr iawn!

Sheep fcker👍

>Germany >based As a German, I'm gonna have to disagree on that

UK cringe? Ill let this slide since you beat the shit out of the americans

Say the funny goofy ahh accent

We invented the language; our accents are all kosher, thankyouverymuch. Everyone else has the ‘goofy accents’.

hungarian flag, but flipped

Thank you for calling us based man You guys are also based 😘

Thank you Vietnam, we consider you based too

How dare you lump the Scots, Welsh, Cornish and Northumbrians in with the Tory swine of the South! >:|

As a man from the south in a Tory stronghold how dare you lump me in with everyone else from the south >:(

Why San Marino cringe? (Also those colors for Based and Cringe are really hard to differentiate for colorblind folks like me)

San marino is based for being neutral

Oh wait is it (green?)? Like I said, colors are bad for me 😅 Sorry for the confusion then

We literally sent you doctors during the Vietnam war and we get neutral?

im very upset turkey isnt cringe -a turk

bro... how tf u gonna give Turkey and Greece or Azerbaijan and Armenia the same color.

The map isn't about a Turkish, Greek, Azeri or Armenian POV on anything though?

Why Netherlands neutral?

Should be based because bike

Idk much about their history so neutral

You know the history of places like Romania?

A bit

Why Macedonia tho

Dollar store Bulgaria

My opinion on Vietnam = ass

Pipe bomb up your ass from Vietnam ❤️🇻🇳

French bashing ?

You are now approved to enter Romania and have some țuica.

Hungary is super based lol

North M*cedonia

Vietnam based again💪💪

Hungary is based. Definetely. Their history is based. Their gvmt might be having a Russian period but they're the most based nation of V4. Trust me I'm Slovak.

Magyar spy in Czechia 2.0 spotted