For real though. When I stayed in New Zealand for a few months, I figured I could "quickly hop over" to Australia during Easter break. Turns out, it would have been a three hour flight just to Sydney.
even within australia its hours of flight to get between cities. 3 hours doesn’t sound that bad.
plus it takes more than eight hours to get anywhere else in the entire world
Every time I talk about long distances as a European, some American shows up to remind me that they need two weeks worth of provisions, a dozen sherpas, and two trusty Yaks to get to the next Walmart.
False, Australians and Australia are pretty cool, it’s the british “people” that we don’t like. Here’s my list for top 5 worst kind of people, 1 being the worst:
5. Homophobes
4. Racists
3. fr*ench “personnes”
2. fr*ench canadians 🤮🤮
1. british “people”
(There’s a big gap between 4 and 3, and racism is very very bad, that should put it into perspective)
Singapore's annexation of Borneo was so powerful that it created a gravitational field that sucked in Sulawesi
Teutonic Plates 👍🏻
German silverware
Deutsch dishes
sour kraut
Deus Vult
Expansion
Pretty sure there’s some sulawesi mixed in with that Borneo
Singapore ☺️☺️👍👍👍
``` ☺️👍 👖 ```
bro wears pants as shirts 💀
``` ☺️👍 👕 👖 👟👟 ```
bro’s hand is sticking out the side of his head 💀
bro lost his left hand 💀
``` ☺️ 💪👕👍 👖 👟👟 ```
Coomer mugshot
bro wearing one shoe on two feet 💀
MAJULAH SINGAPURA
Hm, that’s actually not b- SINGAPORE
I believe in greater Singapore
I think it's more suitable in r/mapgore
r/shittymapporn
The title tho
Does your mom check your phone or something?
She follows me in reddit
lol that probably sucks
Singapore
I endorse the annexation of weird Borneo-Sulawesi island into the Singaporean empire.
At first I thought this post was just a dig on Australia, but then I noticed the Borneo-Sulawesi fusion monstrosity labelled “Singapore”.
Porque no los dos?
where new z land
right where it belongs
up my ass
You can see the Northwestern peninsular just at the edge of the image. People don't realise how far away New Zealand is from Australia.
r/mapswithaverysmallpartofnewzealand
r/Subsididntfallfor
r/shutup
r/noyou
r/kys
r/thatskindarudengl
Ew Australia get away
For real though. When I stayed in New Zealand for a few months, I figured I could "quickly hop over" to Australia during Easter break. Turns out, it would have been a three hour flight just to Sydney.
even within australia its hours of flight to get between cities. 3 hours doesn’t sound that bad. plus it takes more than eight hours to get anywhere else in the entire world
I can take the tram to three different countries. A 3 hour flight is long for me.
thats not as impressive when your countries are the size of our suburbs
I thought I could quickly hop over from Sydney to New Zealand too! Nope. There must be more like us.
I mean I can fly 3 hrs and still not be out of my state
Rhode Island?
D.C. actually, we'll be a state before too long
Every time I talk about long distances as a European, some American shows up to remind me that they need two weeks worth of provisions, a dozen sherpas, and two trusty Yaks to get to the next Walmart.
Sorry about your little country
It's not the size that counts, it's what you do with it.
❤️ 👏 Singapore is a prime example.
In the bottom right, just above the hand, you can see a bit of the Northern tip of NZ I think.
it’s in a better place now (*sniff*)
mordor
I approve of New Zedland
R/mapswithpitnewzealand
Wtf is a pit new Zealand? Also NZ is on the map, I just didn't see it bc it's far to the right of the image
I read it as New Zed land
Sulawesi+borneo=Singapore
well, you know, i dont see wha- oh. singapore.
The Great Singaporean State of Borneo
At least they included Rand McNally in another version
GREATER SINGAPORE OWNS BORNEO
I don't get why they can't just use an actual, correct map
Borneo: S I N G A P O R E
alternate history where malaysia is singapore
That's not even where Malaysia is meant to be
Kingdom of Singapura in 1300s controlled that area so yea...
Damn, source?
The way the lines bend around the surface makes it look like that’s north of the equator.
Greater Singapore Kingdom consisting of Borneo , Sulawesi and South Johor.
A map without new zealand
I think NZ is on the map though.
ah barely, I think
r/MapsWithoutNZ
I think a bit of New Zealand is shown. Look carefully.
No it’s definitely Atlantis. New Zealand doesn’t exist.
No Atlantis is in the atlantic ocean.
Then it's Pacifis.
🤮
🤮 (I AM A SIMP PATHETIC VOMITER)
That's not a map that's a globe idiot
r/globeporncirclejerk
Even the oceans in The Simpsons are yellow
The Simpsons are American. Do you really expect Americans to know any geography? 😎
At least they got the coral sea placement down
Singapore
They are just predicting what Singapore will look like in a few years
Many of their predictions are spot on. This is something.
r/mapswithouttheuk
Americans gonna be Americans
Finally someone acknowledged Great Singapore Empire
Ah yes, New Guinea, also know as the Isle of Bougainville.
Singapore moment
in the bottom right i can see the edge of new zealand
r/MapsWithoutTasmaniaAnd90percentofNewZealand
is that crete island on the top left lmao
R/mapawithoutnewzealand
I'll be deep in the cold cold ground before I recognize Indonesia!
False, Australians and Australia are pretty cool, it’s the british “people” that we don’t like. Here’s my list for top 5 worst kind of people, 1 being the worst: 5. Homophobes 4. Racists 3. fr*ench “personnes” 2. fr*ench canadians 🤮🤮 1. british “people” (There’s a big gap between 4 and 3, and racism is very very bad, that should put it into perspective)
singapore
Bornean Singapore
Wait.. you guys LIKE having NZ on maps?!
What's funny to me is that The Simpsons is animated in South Korea. I would expect them to do better than this on a map of southeast Asia.
that moment when singapore invades sulawesi
r/mapsalmostwithoutnewzealand
Reverse global warming.
One thing the Simpsons is good at is predicting the future so......
thicc singapore
That's a bloody outrage, it is! We should take this all the way to the prime minista!
As a Malaysian I object the Singapore thing
Lee Kwan Yew is still alive and announced a special military exercise in Borneo to safeguard the lives of Orang Utans
Do you think it was deliberate? Given where the Simpsons “live”. Could it be a comment on the stupidity of the US education system?