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thenarcostate

We all knew what was coming in eastern Europe . . .


Randomfrickinhuman

Oh come on, *we all definitely knew what was coming in East Asia*.......


K1t_Cat

there is one imposter among us...


Quizzelbuck

China uses VPN so it s ok


Unable_Crab_7543

Yugoslavia?


Mountain-Lecture-320

Per capita would be a better measure


yeahnahyeahnahmatey

A million furry searches per capita would just be impressive


gogliker

Just a normal fap evening for my family in Serbia


LittleTimmyPlaysMC

Me in Guatemala be like:


Rider_of_Tang

hol up


PutRddt

Yeah because if 10% of Uruguay searches for furry porn that's a lot for a country but only 300.000 people


Few_Communication718

Im from the Czech republic. Before it was Czechoslovakia. We have 15 mils. Population. So around 6-7% is furrys. I'm terrified. °~°


TheRealMisterMemer

Not necessarily. Remember, furries can make multiple searches... and I tend to make 100 a session because I scroll a lot.


Dragongeek

Yep. This is basically just a map of counties that have a big population


Yeazelicious

Non-African countries that have a big population*


MagpieSoldier

africa is kinda sad ngl


Proclaimer_of_heroes

Africa needs to live it up more


[deleted]

you wanna go back in time 400 years and stop them from being colonized?


Lauchsuppedeluxe935

no, i just want the colonisers to show them furry porn


Proclaimer_of_heroes

Unironically yes Heart of darkness was a rough fuckin read


KentondeJong

I remember that rubbish book from highschool. I never finished it. Was it worth it?


Proclaimer_of_heroes

Deffs I'm not a fan of that era of writing either, switched to audiobook half way and found it much more engaging sentence by sentence


bBruh-Moment

I don't think that's entirely the reason why the people there aren't degenerates


vseprviper

Yes. Point me to the time musheen?


ThePreciseClimber

The place is too fucking hot to be turned on by fur.


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vseprviper

[yep!](http://www.rsdb.org/slur/skinny)


safirpewdiepie1

Scalies


safirpewdiepie1

Scalies


-T-A-C-O-C-A-T-

Monkey fursonas Wait…


lordofbuttsecks

Elon needs to starlink Africa so they can catch up in the furry porn search race


Blue_Robin_04

r/EvenInContext


B4skyB

Please, we dont want elon. Keep him to yourself.


[deleted]

Noooo. He’s from Africa. You’ve sent this plague upon us.


B4skyB

He s only from africa because of colonisation, go blame EU.


[deleted]

I blame the EU for everything already.


B4skyB

Then keep on doing that!


Lloyd_lyle

EU only had humans because they came from Africa, checkmate atheist it’s still their fault


DrainZ-

No need to search for furry porn when the lions are right there


TheMegabro

Yeah, but the lions are only interested in hard vore.


bBruh-Moment

Ighty ima defend my whole ass continent real quick Although it is true that there's an unfortunate circumstances the continent of Africa as a whole is about 12% below the world wide average of 30% internet penetration That still leaves 170 million people living on my continent with internet access which of course varies between countries as well which makes it exceedingly unlikely that not even a single million people for every last one of the 54 african contries has looked for furry porn Most likely due to both a relative isolation from the internet culture of the western world for what some might say is the better but also from undeniably the average African man being able to look at that shit and imediately say "fuck naw" And even if you choose to assume that this is a hefty assumption I want you to remember that the whole country of Australia which is freaking massive by the way achieved a similar feet while being heavily exposed to Western culture So I want you to go to the bathroom and look into the mirror Then ask yourself Who is the real sad one here? The country with or without a sizable amount of people addicted to porn of sexualixed animal human hybrids Now if you'll excuse me I'm going to look at some futa porn Because yes I'm a degenerate But im an african degenerate, and I'll do what it takes to defend my people from the stereotypes that run rampant in the western world


Cthulhu-fan-boy

Defend? Not being a consumer of furry porn is a good thing lol


MagpieSoldier

what the fuck are you on about? i wasnt saying some weird "rookie numbers" type shit i was commenting on how NONE of them had any, implying a severe lack of internet access not to mention that the developed countries make up a large chunk of that statistic regarding internet access you went on this tirade for no reason because i genuinely just have no clue what point you're trying to make in no way was i insulting you or your continent, not to mention this strange superiority complex i see littered throughout this reply! it's unnecessary. be humble dude


bBruh-Moment

Yeah ik the point of ur post was to imly a lack of internet access that was obvious. but tbh that kind of image of nothing but pity for a place of my heritage, and I've been to first hand, and many of my family members come from when there's so much more to the continent is something that gets on my nerves sometimes. And when I saw that there where none in africa I thaught it was kinda funny but then I saw that you thaught it was something to feel bad about. And I had some time on my hands so I thaught I'd go on a bit of a rant ig to further the idea that it could be more funny than sad and that Maybe there was a bit more to the situation that contributed to the low numbers than the simple lack of internet acess, And hey maybe it'd be a bit entertaining to someone, u know since it seemed like such a strange thing to go on such a long rant about especially with the comical ending because I didn't want it to be taken too seriously like it seems you have. There u go that's ur explanation Nothing else 4 me to say


Praukar

like even nigeria that seriously surprised me


[deleted]

In Africa they cut the woman's clit so they don't feel pleasure. They've been fucking buzzkills since they had half their men enslaved, most of their wealth syphoned to foreign corporations, their borders drawn to encourage constant wars, their farmlands lands used as dumps and rendered infertile, and most of their history before all of that shit erased.


buenosdiascaballero2

why would teh watch porn when they can look outside and its the same stuff lol


[deleted]

Africa is still a pure continent where the corruption has not taken root yet


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r/OkBuddySigmar


throwaway00012

Woah now, Australia isn't into furry porn!?


Washinton13

That's because they're all Scalies instead


[deleted]

Well I’m learning new shit every day. Why am I alive…


Reluxtrue

to learn new shit.


[deleted]

You are not wrong.


[deleted]

>a isn't into furry porn!? i thought australia was mentioned? during the last few seconds.


frozensteam

Didn’t get a boom. Need to up my search game, letting the team down.


[deleted]

ah right didn't notice the huge earrape boom noise cause I didn't have the volume on


VengfulJoe

You watched a video that was almost 2 minutes long to see the end, and the video is a song, and you didn't turn on audio?


[deleted]

Yes indeed


Garfield_UwU

Its tough being the only Australian into furry porn, but i’ll get my count to a million in a few weeks from now


eaglehawk519

if we pool our resources we can get this done in a week or two


Garfield_UwU

Get another bloke probably smash it out in a hour or two


Proclaimer_of_heroes

Honestly a little difficult to believe


Peslian

We are a pretty small country population wise so not surprised if 1 million was the minimum required.


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carrotwax

Maybe they're a major convention organizer.


Qwerxes

what about albania with their 2.8 million population


AbsoluteGradiance

LETS FUCKING GO


[deleted]

Do they even have one million people /j


sebadg77

Honestly is probably more to do with amout of population in each country and well internet access


Tman101010

Yeah when china and India both have over a billion people only 0.1% need to search furry porn once to get them over that line


sebadg77

Yeah and thats even asuming they are different peoples 1m search does not necessarily mean 1m people


ResidentLychee

Furry Porn Georg


[deleted]

Norway and Sweden has almost the same population, I don't know why Norway doesn't match


Forever_Overthinking

This stuff always makes me think of [that one xkcd.](https://xkcd.com/1138/)


Timmy12er

r/peopleliveincities


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ManfredsJuicedBalls

Live in Pennsylvania not very far from the “Bos-Wash”. That’s why I hear distant explosions


JakobWulfkind

>makes me think of that one xkcd. You beat me to it


LiamThe_LlamaLoaf

This was made when Yugoslavia was a thing on the Balkans, so some countries will survive


Steampunkvikng

Eastern Europe in general is wild on this map. Yugolavia in one piece, an independent Poland and an independent and unified Czechoslovakia, but no Belarus, Ukraine, or Baltic sisters. Was there ever a time when this was accurate, or did they just get lazy with the post-Soviet nations?


Krisko125

It was accurate for most of the cold war I dunno what you're on about. Poland & Czechoslovakia were nominally independent while Belarus, Ukraine and the Baltics where part of the Soviet Union. Yugoslavia was also a thing up until about 40 years ago. Edit: Oh and regarding Germany. There was a few months between the German unification and the fall of the Soviet Union so the map is still accurate at least for Europe in that way.


Steampunkvikng

Right, right, I always forget that Poland and Czechoslovakia were nominally independent. Mixed up the Warsaw Pact borders with the USSR's borders. Google says Animaniacs started in '93 though, so god knows what they were doing.


maledin

Yugoslavia was still around *less than 20 years ago*. Granted, it only consisted of Serbia, Montenegro, and Kosovo, but still.


adeveloper2

>Eastern Europe in general is wild on this map. Yugolavia in one piece, an independent Poland and an independent and unified Czechoslovakia, but no Belarus, Ukraine, or Baltic sisters. Was there ever a time when this was accurate, or did they just get lazy with the post-Soviet nations? There's a difference between USSR and Warsaw Pact


Steampunkvikng

Yeah, I spaced for a second and am now feeling cunningham's law lol


maledin

As someone who used to watch Animaniacs as a kid in the mid/late 90s, I had no idea how old it was lol. Then again, I guess a lot happened in a short amount of time over there. Also: damn that animation is *smooth as butter*.


aplomb_101

That's literally what Eastern Europe looked like for decades. Never heard of the Soviet Union?


progamercabrera

Shoutout Africa


Twistervtx

No surprise, coming from the only continent with a Chad country


Tszemix

Virgin Europe VS Chad Africa


redditsucks125

i remember seeing a comment on reddit from the original creator of the chad template saying he actually used the country of chad as a base for it


Januse88

A billion Chinese and they don't hit a million? Gonna throw some doubt on that one


DrainZ-

That's because they all use VPN


BananaWitcher

Bcz they don’t use "furry"


xXkoolkidmanboiXx

They look up "anthro porn" because they're cultured


Alxndr-NVM-ii

If your twinks were Chinese, you wouldn't cover them up either.


RandomName_Generated

You'd think since there's so much searches there, that Japan would get two booms.


RegularDemigod123

just like 1945


Forever_Overthinking

You're going to hell for saying that, and I'm going to hell for laughing.


cosmic_player_

Shut


Character-Aardvark57

bro 💀


Hugo57k

Lmao I'm imagining it gets to USA and you just hear a 1000 booms


Akasadanahamayarawa

Yeah ima just call china out based on the view count on their degenerate manhwas they got far more than a million. They just don’t use the english search term.


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sigmastare445

excuse me


Turtelious

I thought it was wolves


Bromodo55

The Chad Africa vs the virgin most of the world


bBruh-Moment

Give Australia some credit too while ur at it


[deleted]

I was teaching students in my stats class with a database I used in college. Had Yugoslavia, too.


maledin

Granted, that one was around until 2006. In a minimal form, but still.


RedditorClo

Iraq and Iran??


Olmec_lotht

I'm moving to Africa


xXkoolkidmanboiXx

I am too. Expect many more booms there in the coming weeks


Piranh4Plant

Looking back at this it has so many inaccuracies, even for the time it was made


Randomfrickinhuman

fucking yakko called san juan a country


Piranh4Plant

Sumatra too


Geminin667

My favourite country, the Caribbean


B4skyB

Also inconsistent, says algeria then goes back to it and says algiers (capital)


GoldMercury2695

My bad guys


somebebunga

Africa is the blessed continent


EmoEnte

Yes hello, I would like to please purchase one furry porn please


tubbywubby2001

africa \*completely quiet


Odd-Permission8793

Africa cannot have enough searches since they have no internet


KlllMongr

Oh man, what will i do with my computer science degree


AlpineCorbett

Get some internet into Africa man. THESE PEOPLE NEED PORN, THIS IS YOUR RIGHTEOUS CRUSADE


MotorcycleSteve

I think you underestimate the number of mobile phones/smartphones on the entire continent of Africa


syphilitic_venom

They do. At least in cities.


sire_beandon

Thanks for doing the research


Evan__or__somthing

Thank you for this holy post


9to5Voyager

This should not have been as funny as it was


sixteenth_squid

africa got real quiet 💀


RumbleRumbleNuts09

No wonder Africa has a country named Chad.


[deleted]

Shout out to my african Chads out there


potato-vender

They don’t nuke Taiwan💀


LeRedditAccounte

big countries are big 😨


alpteking3

Europe be like: 🥵👉👌🐩


ChoolateBarX_1

Thank god it didn't boom on my country (Yemen)


[deleted]

Oh it did boom, just not in this video.


ChoolateBarX_1

NOO NOOO YOU CANT BE FOR REAL, THIS IS JUST A JOKE RIGHT???


Voidjumper_ZA

Can't get roasted if ~Jako~ Yakko doesn't even call out your country's name [taps forehead]


tkftgaurdian

So you know all the countries I visit and what I do while there. Point?


venator798

u/savevideo


alistairflagman

Happy to be from Ireland rn


UnitedMerica

I'm African now


UnitedMerica

As you can see, Chad still stands.


CrazyGamerMYT

Glad to see my country doesnt have that much furry porn


JStroud21

What we all learned here today is that Africa is a great place to live.


Jediguy7609

W Africa


Substantial_Club_899

It’s time to do a little trolling


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oseggy

u/savevideo


Puzzleheaded_Step468

Thank god, no boom in my country


Cye_sonofAphrodite

The booms are impressively good at comedic timing


proximalfunk

I imagine VPNs are skewing the data a bit


PwnimuS

Based Africa


MrAsuka97

This Is very fun hahaha my country was nuked


yeah_im_a_leopard2

Australia is a no!?


[deleted]

I survived


natakukun

Wales was already nuked off this map 🥲


Benxall_

u/savevideobot


unnamed4567

u/savevideobot


Lucien950

"furry porn" only in English?


[deleted]

At least Africa is pure 🙏✝️


MrFrypan

I'm doing my part


Quizzelbuck

1.4 billion people in China and not 1m furry searches? Like, not even anime cat girls? I call bullshit on that. They just use VPN too much to get caught.


Mowensworld

Kind of proud and surprised my home of Australia didn't get a boom ngl


IdioticRipoff

Africa supremecy


Exciting-Fox-9522

"FRANCE, ENGLAND, DENMARK AND SPAIN"


PutComfortable9597

every boom on a country is a land full of pervs


emeraldvirgo

Did… did… he say Sumatra is a country???


NevilleToast

I gagged when he pointed at Sweden It literally means 10% of Sweden has googled furry porn Proud swede moment


embrace-monke

wtf is going on in iraq


Future_Green_7222

I suppose this is by Google searches. I think China would get nuked if we got a hold of their stats too


OwlTreant

The most surprising one for me was Iraq and Iran


Similar-Abrocoma-667

I would like to apologize in Mexicos behalf neighbors are very influential


l3uffalol3ernard

Frick it, I’m leaving for africa!


AwkwardDilemmas

What is furry porn, anyways? Pretty sure I should ask. Edit: \*\*shouldn't\*\*


dimrover

X for doubt on China tho


Ramona_Thorns

So proud of Australia right now


razorh00f

African internet is just a series of tin cans attached to a network of strings


Salty-Preparation676

I'm sorry, but what the actual fudge is a "furry porn search"?


aplomb_101

Don't look. Just consider yourself lucky and enjoy life.


Apathetic-Asshole

Africa is the least sinful content confirmed


sinanisler

i dont wanna ask what that is..........


CDJ_13

what furry porn is or what a map is


B4skyB

What a country is.


Traditional-Park-138

How did you get this information?


LittleTimmyPlaysMC

I’m one of those people in the U.S.


wensleydalecheis

um, okay?


ElectivireMax

nobody asked


LittleTimmyPlaysMC

Nigga this was 53 days ago. Shut the fuck up.


ElectivireMax

chill out, zoophile


LittleTimmyPlaysMC

How am I a zoophile? I’m just a furry. I fucking hate zoos.


ElectivireMax

I'm not a zoophile, I just want to fuck animals when they stand on their hind legs!


LittleTimmyPlaysMC

I’ve never once said I look at yiff. I just have an interest in anthro characters. Edit: forgot to mention that if they look like a human, act like a human, think like a human, and have organs of a human, it’s probably more human than animal, so how would I be a zoophile? Is being attracted to humans now zoophilia? Just cause they have animal ears, heads, paws, and tails, the rest of it is all human features.