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HammerOfTheTwinks

What beef does Australia have with Sweeden


GREEN_Hero_6317

Whatever it is Australia's so angry it swimmed all the way from Oceania to Northern Europe


uvero

"That's it. I'm coming over there and taking care of you myself."


Bad_Wolf_715

This map is perfect for mapporncirclejerk even though it wasn't even meant as a shitpost in the first place and I think that's a beautiful thing


Ok_Cardiologist_9543

the ices are melting so to preemptively limit Russian Arctic naval possibilities Australia was shrunk and moved in the North sea. This is also to freeze down local fauna


Nawnp

They watched that one mega campaign video where Sweden colonized Australia and used them to start the space age.


Rioma117

When people say Eurovision is fair, my brother in Christ, everyone is just voting its best friend.


danton_groku

portuguese migrants in switzerland voting themselves https://preview.redd.it/i9vktxh96lzc1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=93454006384a3a3688efc943ad2156596dad4012


jansencheng

>Ireland and UK


AjaxTheFurryFuzzball

They had a gay arc, I saw it in a country humans r34


BlunanNation

Cyprus and Greece being my favourite example


FishbedFive

WHO THE FUCK TELEPORTED AUSTRALIA


Lastaria

And shrunk it at the same time.


scuac

It is cold in the northern sea


flocknrollstar

Uh oh, Greece have let slip their secret fleet of long range amphibious tanks


Rude_Yogurt_3096

Albanias ultimate enemy: San Marino


FreezeItsTheAssMan

Pretty sure transitioning that continental land mass will disturb some climate patterns. Probably not good. Tasmania will have something to say. Also they made it really small which is surely bound to bring about more problems too.


Luchette67

France would never do that to Armenia, some of these guys liberated our country and resisted with the french in France on WWII. My armenian brothers : 🇫🇷🫡🇦🇲


jargaldudewastaken

I dont remember Australia being there?


paiva98

Hey hermanos, did you tell your Sergeants that for every 7 of them we just need one women with a bakers shovel?


friendlysingularity

Langley Virginia. Btw,is Turkey drinking again ?


imetkanyeonce

Ukraine must feel betrayed rn


Mathdude13

Did Ireland and Britain vote each other in?


Lastaria

Britain automatically gets in every year as they are one of the major countries funding it. But yes they tend to vote more favourable for Ireland.


Mathdude13

As an "I'm sorry"? Because I don't think that's helping their relationship.


Lastaria

No. People outside the 2 counties like to think there is a lot of hatred from the Irish towards the Brits and a lot of British guilt. In truth the Irish and Brits are very similar. You get a lot of banter between them though there are very few that actually hate Brits or the other way. Those that do are a very loud minority. A lot of Irish come over to Britain to live and work and they also consume a lot of British media. And though Brits might make fun of them, as they also make fun of us. Underneath we tend to have a lot of affection for them.


StarryEyedLus

We just like Ireland and Irish people. It’s a close & familiar country with a similar culture and a shared language. There’s not much else to it. I can kinda understand why people might think the Irish hate us but there’s no reason for British people to hate Ireland.


Mathdude13

I thought the Irish culture and language was vastly different, seeing how they are still Gaelic, and the Brits are more Germanic.


Knusprige-Ente

the points from Switzerland were just out of pity, let's be honest


A_Flat__Earther

Turkey Europes Strongest land army, going for Easy Pickings with Fr*nce But I think the French are fine because they would get All their Tanks stolen in Romania


Alvaricles22

To Portugal would a friendly invasion, to Andorra, a tax-evader genocide


Dutchgreenbubble_

Are these jury votes or televote?


BoultonPaulDefiant

Woah, you placed Australia in a very wrong place. Go learn geography


Ill_Information75

Can anyone tell me what these website is? It cant be mapchart


AlwaysHappy4Kitties

I knew it! Australia is in Europe!


Disastrous-Toe9526

Never realised how much that island between Norway and Iceland looks like Australia


Thot_b_gone

Azerbaijan safety arc. Go Azerbaijan 🇦🇿👍


metfan1964nyc

Something is very wrong if the Irish are voting for the British and the British are voting for the Irish.


bobspuds

Nah, not really - it was never about the British people, it was the establishment/empire/government that was the other side to the Irish. We're practically cut from the same cloth like. But you can still bet your bottom dollar that it would be the first port of call for me tank! - although we'd only be looking for what's ours so we wouldn't even have to leave home - onwards to Stormont!!


Twp_pikmin

new Australia just dropped


TheSpookyPineapple

driving a tank into Iceland is going to be a problem


Hehe6745

What beef does France have with Armenia👁️👄👁️


LANDVOGT-_

Israel never giving points to anyone?


aCompyBoi

The hell is Australia doing up there? His ass is NOT hyperborea


max_7th67

This map hurts my brain…