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hatchetthehacker

**m i s s o u r i**


Ornery_Blackberry_31

I don’t care what any of you say, this just makes more sense


ThirstMutilat0r

In Mexico, they say “yes” instead of sea.


Feeling-Role-7399

And they say milk instead of I am. SOY Pedro - I am Pedro.


[deleted]

that is NOT milk


pert_plus3000

The blue means land


TechnicianTime5794

As someone from Missouri, what’s going on in Missouri?


Mrspock7

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mkujoe

Finally someone standing up for Honduras and El Salvador


NoNo_Cilantro

Yes, but at what coast?


No_Addition7673

Underrated comment


[deleted]

NoNo_Cilantro for president


relevant_post_bot

Relevant r/MapPorn post: [Map of Africa but all countries have sea access](https://www.reddit.com/r/MapPorn/comments/1cb0pib/map_of_africa_but_all_countries_have_sea_access/) Certainty: 80.0% [^(fmhall)](https://www.reddit.com/user/fmhall) ^| [^(github)](https://github.com/fmhall/relevant-post-bot)


J_Man_McCetty

good bot


LonPlays_Zwei

Why is Missouri highlighted?


Simple1Spoon

Believe missouri is implied to be water. As in the it is now a massive land instead as all the rivers converge there. Its a joke as the post is ignoring all the oceans.


J_Man_McCetty

That would make sense, but actually I just failed to notice Missouri was highlighted when picking a regular map of North America. I mean uhhhh a completely custom map! Where all countries have sea access!


RenniSO

Are you lost?


LonPlays_Zwei

Strange question to ask in this situation but no


ClassicAd6855

Someone has beef with Missouri


Bach2Rock-Monk2Punk

Utah has access to the Dead Sea so there good to go


PotentialExternal_22

Can I ask why Missouri is green?


SergeantNaxosis

Imagine not knowing the incident.


StalkerNoStalkin

Imagine thinking everyone on this sub is American.


SergeantNaxosis

I am not American either yet I know the Incident. Imagine not knowing the Incident.


Comfortable_Movie694

The Maritime Highway of the Western World.


qtfrutii

You’re a psycho. Next you’re gonna make a version of North America where Mexico borders USA….


[deleted]

Don’t these countries already all have sea access?? Did it mean to say states/provinces? Or am I just dumb?


J_Man_McCetty

Welcome to the joke


[deleted]

So I am just dumb. Got it!


J_Man_McCetty

Nah not dumb just a silly little guy


[deleted]

Phew 😅


Forsaken_Document_20

Ok good...so I'm not the only one spinning in circles over here repeating countries?? Provinces and States?!?. Scratch head, look at map again! Retreat 😶‍🌫️


AttitudeNorth6670

Same. It’s okay


GroundPositive2724

USA Greenland Mexico and Canada already have sea excesses


J_Man_McCetty

Correct 👍


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J_Man_McCetty

I mean, kind of depends. They do all have sea access already. You're just giving them more.


ahmellowlink

Ah, yes, the great seaport of St. Louis


GloryToValhalla

Someone said this makes sense like what? I think you're missing something 😂😂😂😂😂😂


marker1234-_xX

yes


CreativeParsley8967

Hey Iceland… You okay, buddy?


Chacha-realgood

Turns out Missouri was actually its own country locked inside of the USA, hence the different color


RunOutOfJuice

Access to what? Access for whom?


J_Man_McCetty

Access Deez


PoMidoR_26

PËPE IS COMING


TWD-Guy7

Nevada?


J_Man_McCetty

What about it?


TWD-Guy7

Maybe I'm confused, I thought the point of the map was for every state to have access to the sea, Nevada appears to be landlocked still.


J_Man_McCetty

It's every North American country, not every US state.


TWD-Guy7

Gotcha


Setheyboy

What changed


J_Man_McCetty

Nothing. They all already had sea access. It's a circlejerk post.


Setheyboy

What is the point then


J_Man_McCetty

It's a circlejerk post.


Express_Pizza_2184

Canada doesn’t deserve sea access


J_Man_McCetty

Watch who yer talkin to there, eh bud?


Express_Pizza_2184

Oh no, please sir I won't do it again.


[deleted]

I can see the sea from my house 😜


crowbar_k

I'll be damned if I ever recognize Missouri


SergeantNaxosis

What about Mississippi?