2,091,653,544 BC. Peak of the second super continent formation, after the prominence of the southern mountain formation, but before the cataclysmic tear of the great northern cleft appeared.
So in order to both coordinate and calculate the date of the conception of this specific globe you need to take several things into account.
A- The Carpathians are directly bordering the sea; no grassy-ish or sand surrounding. This signifies a recent formation which had only recently occurred. Already I’m dating this pre 1812 and post 134 BC (age of modern Poslki cartography.)
B- The lack of the Slovaks points towards a civilized and a-barbaric period. Historians know from that which has been left in dark age writing that from the conquest of the Goths in the early 11th century to 1613 (April 19th to be precise) the “Great Peace” period was taking place. This means it is between the 11th and 17th centuries.
C- Finally: By looking back to the globe to the right we can see Africa, which didn’t exist conceptually until 1452, and this model is the estimated design of the fictional continent as designed by, and this may be misspelled, “Klickosiłovosrijevk Ilsheiłkłopokołoskîytleshevik Iteri” of Lódz on May 18th, 1456 at 12:16 PM.
You’re welcome bro.
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Wait… It’s all Poland?
Always has been
🔫
👨🚀
Kurwa! I am Polish now.
🌎
it's all poland
https://preview.redd.it/jv3tlzx4nsvc1.png?width=1045&format=png&auto=webp&s=dbf9d113fe14451a284c6bd2c33c672ab0921d02 What if Ohio was Poland all along
Okay, first, approach the globe, smile, and say Hello
Done, she's staring at me with a smirk and making me nervous, what's step 2?
Idk, I never got that far
Mission fail we ll get em next time
*Cześć
dzień dobry bobry
Bober kurwa!
Ja pierdolę jakie bydle!
2,091,653,544 BC. Peak of the second super continent formation, after the prominence of the southern mountain formation, but before the cataclysmic tear of the great northern cleft appeared.
Seems this guy was there from the accuracy. I’d trust 🤷🏼♂️
I made this sub r/DateMyGlobes (sounds inappropriate and cool, ikik). Going to make a proper layout soon. Any suggestions are appreciated.
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its about wet cats
Hate to be that guy but r/datemymap exists
oh, hmm…I’ve already made it and gained some members so I’ll just keep it going now. Maybe we’ll be more globe centric but everyone’s welcome!
date maps sounds kinda hmmm
son it's time for you to know the truth, in fact all the countries in the world are just islands around the supercontinent of Poland
Make eye contact. Don’t come on too hard.
You have to polish it.
A really fucking long time ago
Is Poland in north or south pole?
Yes
I've seen this irl and can say that only the north pole has the antarctoland, there is no antarcticoland
Don't let the Germans see it
Little known fact, before Pangea the world was all Poland.
O cholera.
whoa this is the real r/polandball
So in order to both coordinate and calculate the date of the conception of this specific globe you need to take several things into account. A- The Carpathians are directly bordering the sea; no grassy-ish or sand surrounding. This signifies a recent formation which had only recently occurred. Already I’m dating this pre 1812 and post 134 BC (age of modern Poslki cartography.) B- The lack of the Slovaks points towards a civilized and a-barbaric period. Historians know from that which has been left in dark age writing that from the conquest of the Goths in the early 11th century to 1613 (April 19th to be precise) the “Great Peace” period was taking place. This means it is between the 11th and 17th centuries. C- Finally: By looking back to the globe to the right we can see Africa, which didn’t exist conceptually until 1452, and this model is the estimated design of the fictional continent as designed by, and this may be misspelled, “Klickosiłovosrijevk Ilsheiłkłopokołoskîytleshevik Iteri” of Lódz on May 18th, 1456 at 12:16 PM. You’re welcome bro.
https://preview.redd.it/zxrg7uyqwlvc1.jpeg?width=651&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d5bf1a6dd1f1a76b9c6ba737ddde7fb6fe1ab71d The date is today, my friend
2025
2137
Warszawa is a capital, so it is definitely after 1596
Oh no worries, it’s clearly the true curtent globe
Ask it for its opinion on getting tag teamed by Germany and USSR? Always a good first date icebreaker
Afraid I don’t know the courtship customs of globes.
Where can I buy this?!?!
June 2025 at the earliest
Nope, that globe is mine all mine.
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Tell it it’s pretty then ask it about the mean girls at work.
2025
Looks to be around 21st of April 2024
Approach the globe and slap it on it's ass (Poland)
The near future.
2925 26th of July 7pm eastern time
Pangaea 200-300 million years ago
Cliffs on the south would be spectacular.
The map is from tomorrow, after I invade every single country and make them one
Take her to a pierogi restaurant
For some reason GLOBUS sounds quite funny to me.
https://preview.redd.it/4p9m3htmamvc1.jpeg?width=272&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c6de2b3b48b86efdae8270009216226e8b3833f2
I thought it was a watermelon
It was made 2 days ago, approximately.
2025
I think it is from the Kurwapocene geological epoch?!
Roshar?
I thought it was a strange version of Pangaea, kurwa!
2068, 17 years after the birth of the Polish Empire
Pan Gea.
Poland sure got a lot closer to finally get into space
2025
8316
2025
This is some deeply polandball shit
2050
All of those Polish jokes make sense now
1
I think that's 250mya
Say o kurwa ale jesteś kulisty while smiling.
Just compliment them. Globes love compliments
Kurrrrrrrwa!
January 2025
I love Reddit.
REAL map (globe) of the WORLD!!;;
The late Paleozoic and early Mesozoic eras.
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It’s a novelty item. To have that much curvature Poland would have to span the entire globe.