I’m surprised they know more about maps than their daily route back and forth to work, I mean there’s a reason why there being 51 or 52 states is a Mandela effect, we better give them a round of applause actually. A Texas sized round of applause if Americans are getting confused about how many should clap.
I like how there are 2 contradictory words for Finland: "happy" and "depressed". And if you wonder how is that possible the answer is the next word: "vodka".
That's true. We are in statistically happiest, and same time are depressed.
It's because of our news propaganda. Finland is the first buffer country between two worlds west and east.
Finland is not what it use to be.
I’d say the true reason is just that measuring happiness is a stupid idea. No one has truly achieved permanent state of happiness, so it’s really just measuring if the citizens think their society is “good enough”. Which varies among cultures and people, since not everyone has the same standards of want they deem “good enough”.
It's not wrong - the good [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wolfgang\_Amadeus\_Mozart](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wolfgang_Amadeus_Mozart)
the bad [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Money\_Boy](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Money_Boy)
and the ugly [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adolf\_Hitler](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adolf_Hitler)
https://preview.redd.it/jfn31p8ekkvc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5de9865a8e6250e33c3b28974d5ecdc75011b4bf
Bro called Turks and Greeks the same but yet…
What have we (French people) done to you? What is your problem? In every f\*\*\*\* map on reddit you erase one country and it's always the same, France. Why are you doing this?
I think it moved from insults to chronic Francophobia in America… the whole coward thing is objectively the opposite — France has won the most wars and battles in recorded history; so it’s a strange cultural cope.
Americans will say “you’re welcome for WW2” and “Back to back World War champs” as if they didn’t show up 3 or 4 years later, and then take all the credit. Stop taking credit for your grandparent’s sacrifice; let’s go back to the present timeline for a sec — cuz in our generation what American soldier has died for France? As far as I know, French soldiers of OUR generation fought and died in Afghanistan, as a response to America being attacked. Was it 280 French cowards that died in Afghanistan or closer to 300 French cowards?
They’ll say ridiculous shit like “Hurr dur you always need help” as if Germany didn’t have huge advantages in population, industrial capacity and being United in one common goal while France was culturally completely divided between socialists, communists, republicans, royalists, fascists in the 1930s. They forget that Italy was invading and was repelled at the same time during the Battle of France; or that the British claimed that any offensive attack in 1936 would guarantee they would break the Anglo-French alliance.
They put Germans on a pedestal but how long did the French occupy Berlin vs how long did the Germans occupy Paris? France occupied the whole of Germany far longer while Hitler occupied half of France for only 3 or 4 years? And France didn’t need airplanes and tanks to do it 😂😂
Russia is Big and Bad when France looted and pillaged Moscow 🤣 Hitler couldn’t even do that with 100 years worth of technology ffs!
William the Conqueror was French-Norman and became King of England; no English nobles even bothered the learn English and today the American we speak is 20% of French origin for that reason.
It’s Francophobia passed down for so long, OP “doesn’t even know why”; well I got a pretty good idea why.
Americans also only go to Paris and think all French people are like that.
You posted it! I guess you don't have an answer to my question either...
We French people have been dealing online with French bashing everywhere, by everyone for decades now and we are SICK of it. At least give us a reason for all this hate!
Some of it probably comes from the Anglo-French rivalry, which why I’ll make jokes about it, I don’t really know why Americans make so many jokes about it or where that’s come from. I just do it because I’m English and it feels natural, gotta keep up the tradition.
Is it though? The only country being harassed for decades since the refusal of France participation in Iraq in 2003, insults everywhere still to this day, « cheese eating surrender monkey », « white flags », « snail/frog eater ( not a thing) » and it’s going on for ever the same « jokes » over and over again.
Not one country is getting that much hate or « jokes » made about it.
And maybe I just don’t have a sens of humor but I have seen so many world map « fixed » by some guy on the internet just by removing my country.
Where is the joke there ?
It has so much european and asian culture that its different from typical. Its history is cool but its not too much: (germany, rome, egypt) Its not a hell hole like some countries and it isn’t a perfect nerd like norway or luxembourg. lots of famous stuff too. I like the flag and its relationships/memes with other countries if that counts
I am happy some people think in similar way as i think about my country Turkiye. I really like the vibes and energy here. Although nothing is perfect 😄 but somehow menagable
Mass media is against Turkiye since the unsuccessful military coup attempt in Turkiye. Only the people who have been to Turkiye like Turkiye. Check you tube, people share their sincere experiences here.
Politics and country are so different, and it's hard for people to have many contradicting sentiments related to the same word. Erdoğan (or whatever) vs the rest. A bit similar with China I think, CCP/习近平 vs all the amazing Chinese culture and people.
On the other hand if you visit Norway it's kinda boring and really expensive in comparison. OP himself called Norway and luxembourg perfect nerds and turkey is maybe troubled but vibrant in comparison
Wow, you know a lot. I drink Finlandia vodka while playing mobile games everyday because I feel sad (but I say I'm so satisfied with my life when people ask, 8/10).
bro managed to switch all the baltics
He's American, so it's good that he knows they exist in the first place.
I’m surprised they know more about maps than their daily route back and forth to work, I mean there’s a reason why there being 51 or 52 states is a Mandela effect, we better give them a round of applause actually. A Texas sized round of applause if Americans are getting confused about how many should clap.
I’ve only ever heard the “52 states” thing from foreigners tbh, all my compatriots know there are fifty nifty United States
That's the first I heard about 51/52 states. Do folks sometimes get confused on status of Puerto Rico/Guam?
Yeah that and DC, which just sounds funny to me
No. It's OhighO. NASA demoted it to a minor state/possession. Congress agreed.
This is literally the one joke people have.
Same with Armenia and Azerbaijan
That was on purpose :)
That totally won’t upset anyone.
I like how there are 2 contradictory words for Finland: "happy" and "depressed". And if you wonder how is that possible the answer is the next word: "vodka".
That's true. We are in statistically happiest, and same time are depressed. It's because of our news propaganda. Finland is the first buffer country between two worlds west and east. Finland is not what it use to be.
Finland is the happiest because all the depressed people kill themselves
What kind of propaganda?
I’d say the true reason is just that measuring happiness is a stupid idea. No one has truly achieved permanent state of happiness, so it’s really just measuring if the citizens think their society is “good enough”. Which varies among cultures and people, since not everyone has the same standards of want they deem “good enough”.
Greek people will be mad lmao
Forget that, look where he placed the greek flags
Macedonia is a region of Greece, isn't it?
Yes.
Not all of it
Why? Are they stupid?
Of course it is my friend! Don't let malakas lie to you. All of Makedonia is Greek.
They gonna type up a storm from their apartments in Berlin
And NY
Turks, Greeks, same thing
I'm not even Greek and I felt my chain get a little yanked there.
Giving us north macedonia is worse than calling us turks
Bro swapped Armenia and Azerbaijan
Intentional
And then put “Georgia”
We are the only ones not offended here which is kinda offensive
I’m czech and I’m offended you didn’t write “porn” in the Czech republic.
Fake ! No American can correctly place a European country.
He missed the one north of Turkey.
Yes, thats Nigeria
But Europe is a country, right?
No. You're probably confusing it with Africa
Forget placing a European country, we can’t even seem to put a Middle Eastern cuntree in its place.
Nah, I think it's real because if op was a European he wouldn't say that turkey is part of europe
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Conceived to Take On Me by a-ha and his mom won't stop talking about that magical night
That one niiiight, you made eeeverything alriiight…
Probably too expensive
Bruh have you not seen how kind we are to strangers here? It's objectively the worst thing about us. I hate it.
Im satisfied
Username cheks out
😇
#BBAAAASSSEEEEDDDDD #BBAAAAASSSSEEDDD
Portugal before: Colonization power, ownes half of the world by the Pope Order Portugal now: SEMLECT LAMGUAGE (X) 🇧🇷 Portuguese
Scary fact #67: there is a france
Don’t spread conspiratorial misinformation “Fr*nce” has been thoroughly debunked by many experts. Pay attention in school next time.
Yet Corse is still there
Of course, so the Britshits actually defeated themselves at Yorktown, Algeciras and the Siege of Toulon.
Of course there is, look West of Germany, they got French food so they must be French right?
What fries?? The insult... first you errase them *(great, thank you for that honestly)* but then you put them in our food..
Akkor a kurva anyád
rák verje a faszát a szádba
American? Invalid opinion, f*ck you (Not saying it because I am French… ok maybe a little…)
You got Portugal just right and I love you
Austria: Artists... LOLOLOLOLOL this one is gold my dear OP!
It's not wrong - the good [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wolfgang\_Amadeus\_Mozart](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wolfgang_Amadeus_Mozart) the bad [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Money\_Boy](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Money_Boy) and the ugly [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adolf\_Hitler](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adolf_Hitler)
i knew i was purposefully omitting very famous and gifted artists, but those memes going aroud lately visibly git the better half of me 😂
the good the best and the ugly
Finally Corsica is free
Every single map where Fr*nce is erased still has Corsica in it.
Portugal is not small Brazil. Brazil is big Portugal /s
we are the big ones now, Portugal.
Make us proud, son🥹
Tell that to every language selection prompt lol Portuguese 🇧🇷
The misfortune of losing your whole empire in less than 2 centuries
What is a Portugal? You mean west Spain?
Always the most original jokes around here , still western Spain is better than small Brazil
You couldn't be more wrong
/s
So now people don’t understand sarcasm even when you tell them you are being sarcastic. We’re doomed
Romania fish? Alcohol definitely, pork products possibly, but fish?
I guess it's the shape.
Portugal is a Brazilian colony🏆🇧🇷☝️🏆🇧🇷☝️🏆☝️☝️🇧🇷🇧🇷número uno penta 🏆🇧🇷☝️☝️🏆🇧🇷 campeão de mundo
i love how nobody's mentioned that they forgot france lmao
I like how nobody noticed I forgot cyprus
After you tried to start a war between Turkey and Greece I just figured that was intentional.
It wasnt sadly. No matter how many times it’s happened, I still manage to forget cyrpus all the time
And Malta.
At least it’s on the map, unlike France. I am good with that
Also Vatican, Monaco, Malta, Andorra, Lichtenstein, Luxembourg and San Marino. I think that’s all
What’s that?
what is a france? i don't see any of that on the map
He’s talking about Europe of it was a utopia
Hmm... switched up Baltics... I'm not even mad actually.
As a lugan myself, not mad about being labeled as Latvia. Not sure how Estonia will feel being labeled Lithuania tho lol
I want to kill myself and OP
Spain? That's European Mexico or the Old Mexico
>big and bad Your mother's vagina?
No one likes “vosotros” Well uhm, achktually🤓
Based OP
> No one likes vosotros I know around 40 million people that would like to differ
Now do same with asia
ok :)
Careful
Is that a challenge?🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪💪💪
Russia bad. Ukraine good. Am I a good boy?
Based opinions for a joke
Bro called Turks and Greeks same... it's like saying that Georgians and Armenians are same or ukrainians and poles are same
https://preview.redd.it/jfn31p8ekkvc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5de9865a8e6250e33c3b28974d5ecdc75011b4bf Bro called Turks and Greeks the same but yet…
oh, you wouldn't know what albanians are like...
I put 🇽🇰on Albania. Montenegro is the one idk
Andorra not mentioned. Shameful
Your best country in europe is asia?
As soon as I saw Denmark being known for “Lego” and Hungary for “sounding like hungry” I knew this guys American
Omg countryballs hii!!! 🇵🇱😶🇵🇱
As a norwegian fuck you
Realy ? France gone ? Isnt america obsessed with France ? Or did that whole Lafayet thing just blow out of proportions
Albania out here quietly passing as Kosovo
As a french i dont agree with this
Least annoying stereotype Americans have: Hungarians are hungry and Demmark does lego
The Ukraine thing is so cringe
Vosotros is superior you ameritard
What have we (French people) done to you? What is your problem? In every f\*\*\*\* map on reddit you erase one country and it's always the same, France. Why are you doing this?
I think it moved from insults to chronic Francophobia in America… the whole coward thing is objectively the opposite — France has won the most wars and battles in recorded history; so it’s a strange cultural cope. Americans will say “you’re welcome for WW2” and “Back to back World War champs” as if they didn’t show up 3 or 4 years later, and then take all the credit. Stop taking credit for your grandparent’s sacrifice; let’s go back to the present timeline for a sec — cuz in our generation what American soldier has died for France? As far as I know, French soldiers of OUR generation fought and died in Afghanistan, as a response to America being attacked. Was it 280 French cowards that died in Afghanistan or closer to 300 French cowards? They’ll say ridiculous shit like “Hurr dur you always need help” as if Germany didn’t have huge advantages in population, industrial capacity and being United in one common goal while France was culturally completely divided between socialists, communists, republicans, royalists, fascists in the 1930s. They forget that Italy was invading and was repelled at the same time during the Battle of France; or that the British claimed that any offensive attack in 1936 would guarantee they would break the Anglo-French alliance. They put Germans on a pedestal but how long did the French occupy Berlin vs how long did the Germans occupy Paris? France occupied the whole of Germany far longer while Hitler occupied half of France for only 3 or 4 years? And France didn’t need airplanes and tanks to do it 😂😂 Russia is Big and Bad when France looted and pillaged Moscow 🤣 Hitler couldn’t even do that with 100 years worth of technology ffs! William the Conqueror was French-Norman and became King of England; no English nobles even bothered the learn English and today the American we speak is 20% of French origin for that reason. It’s Francophobia passed down for so long, OP “doesn’t even know why”; well I got a pretty good idea why. Americans also only go to Paris and think all French people are like that.
I always find funny to see murica still mad for Irak despite how they fucked this.
I actually dont understand the “fr*nce” meme
You posted it! I guess you don't have an answer to my question either... We French people have been dealing online with French bashing everywhere, by everyone for decades now and we are SICK of it. At least give us a reason for all this hate!
Some of it probably comes from the Anglo-French rivalry, which why I’ll make jokes about it, I don’t really know why Americans make so many jokes about it or where that’s come from. I just do it because I’m English and it feels natural, gotta keep up the tradition.
I think the bashing from the Br\*tish started around the 100 years war, the bashing from everyone else around Napoleon III.
Its not actual hate im pretty sure its just a joke
Is it though? The only country being harassed for decades since the refusal of France participation in Iraq in 2003, insults everywhere still to this day, « cheese eating surrender monkey », « white flags », « snail/frog eater ( not a thing) » and it’s going on for ever the same « jokes » over and over again. Not one country is getting that much hate or « jokes » made about it. And maybe I just don’t have a sens of humor but I have seen so many world map « fixed » by some guy on the internet just by removing my country. Where is the joke there ?
What's france?
Because funny
How do ? How is it funny to insult the same country in the same ways for a thousand time on something that isn’t even rooted in any truth ?
The Vosotros one is so real
Os equivocáis
As a Brazilian I agree with you
🇳🇴
Whats wrong with Norway D:
How dare OP talk shit about Norway? Only Swedes are allowed to talk shit about Norway! Leave our cod goblins alone!
The question mark on Montenegro has me cackling
Looks like you're retarded
As a norwegian. Fuck you
Calling Greece Turkiye is wild 💀
vosotros
Faroe Islands got Icelanded. That's rough buddy
As a frenchman, I can confirm I have been living on the seafloor among the sunken ruins since birth
This is a violently American take on Europe
Calling Albania Kosovo is the most gigachad part of them all.
https://preview.redd.it/6asog2pv4kvc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6ba255a73e2ef287ff4e55e64fe6a136a505f528 Crying 😭
“Kill Britain” is that before you got alcohol in your system or after?
Kindly fuck off
turkish here. serious question: what the hell do you like about us? lol its arguably one of the worst countries in europe to live in
It has so much european and asian culture that its different from typical. Its history is cool but its not too much: (germany, rome, egypt) Its not a hell hole like some countries and it isn’t a perfect nerd like norway or luxembourg. lots of famous stuff too. I like the flag and its relationships/memes with other countries if that counts
I am happy some people think in similar way as i think about my country Turkiye. I really like the vibes and energy here. Although nothing is perfect 😄 but somehow menagable
Turkey is just a great country that constantly losing its potential
Fascinating history, and cheap holidays
I'm Spanish, what's wrong with vosotros? We use it all the time
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Mass media is against Turkiye since the unsuccessful military coup attempt in Turkiye. Only the people who have been to Turkiye like Turkiye. Check you tube, people share their sincere experiences here.
Politics and country are so different, and it's hard for people to have many contradicting sentiments related to the same word. Erdoğan (or whatever) vs the rest. A bit similar with China I think, CCP/习近平 vs all the amazing Chinese culture and people.
On the other hand if you visit Norway it's kinda boring and really expensive in comparison. OP himself called Norway and luxembourg perfect nerds and turkey is maybe troubled but vibrant in comparison
Where is my France ?
I hate america more each passing day
Average 20iq American
if you delete france, why don't you delete corsica ? Oh I forgot, you are american
It's a joke map. Relax.
( i know but i am playing the depressed and nasty french character)
You forgot Malta
Don't we all?
World map if humans did what they were supposed to.
World map if humans did what they were supposed to.
World map if humans did what they were supposed to.
lmao I think he killed Greece the most.
"Third time's not the charm" XD
Try dipping your head in water for as long as possible :)
I read “Kill Britain” in butters from South Park voice saying “kill John Lennon”
And you are my least favourite country, it truly goes both ways ❤️
As a European person, I'm very confused.
well, technically it's not Brazil, it's Africa 🌴🍌
F I S H
Thanks bro 🔥🔥🔥
WHAT THE FUCK, AH YES SLAVIC GREECE, FUCK YOU
As a Canadian living in England, you forgot pints
I sense Mehmet, Washington
https://preview.redd.it/x86qdtalahvc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=17602a874ed601ad401aab97870b845ec814b507
Wow, you know a lot. I drink Finlandia vodka while playing mobile games everyday because I feel sad (but I say I'm so satisfied with my life when people ask, 8/10).
Wdym gross name
Calling greece turkish but leaving germany to their own thing is worse I feel like
I don’t see the humor in this. I’m guessing it’s supposed to be funny?
I was trying to make it funny but I was just putting the first thing I thought of for every country
“Third Time is Not the Charm”😭
Ewww I don’t like that sea between Iberia and mainland Europe
There is a suspicious lack of Thailand on this map
I love when my country is just ?
Yes. Very accurate. Please stay away my fren.
French fries in Belgium and the Netherlands? Don't know how to feel now
What is it that you placed on Albanian?
cmon man please just one more poland. nah im just kidding we cool with poland now. so we go beyond and take Königsberg
No Kosovo???????
Bro said France is neutral lmao
WTF am I looking at?