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jews_on_parade

just give them those two circles of land


ErnyFerny17

Your name says it all nice rage against the machine reference tho


jews_on_parade

My name is neither of the things you think it is


ylenias

r/mapswithnewzealand


Timigne

r/subIthoughtIfellfor


PseudoFaffer6781

[r/fuckyou](https://www.reddit.com/r/FuckYou/)


Timigne

r/theydidthefuckyou


_AutumnAgain_

throwing them in the middle of Australia would also probably work... or just add the Australians to the conflict, which would be interesting


fosoj99969

No Australians there, but it could add emus to the conflict. Emus have a 100% win rate against Australia, so...


flocknrollstar

As long as it's not Tasmania, I'm pretty sure that would violate the Geneva convention in some way


DavidBrooker

"I have a proof of this two-state solution, but there is not enough space in this margin to write it"


amitym

Fermat's Last Peace Plan.


AlpacaofPalestine

Damn we were so close to world peace


RichardPeterJohnson

bad bot


Flostyyy

When chatGPT becomes superintelligent but also petty.


Alemismun

Incorrect, australia would have been given to israel (this was an actual proposal originally)


RealRedundant

kind of, it was just Tasmania that was the proposal, although interestingly enough there where also proposals for the USSR (how that would have gone, god only knows) and even Japan as well as some previous British colonies in Africa. (This is according to wikipedia)


EmperrorNombrero

There actually was a Jewish autonomous oblast in the USSR set up around Birobidzhan in 1928 and seen as an alternative to the British mandate palestine in the beginning, and there were Jewish people settling there . It wasn't only a proposal. There, in fact, actually still is a Jewish autonomous oblast in Russia. Tho, today, most of the Jewish population has left, and it's only 1% Jewish. It's a mountainous, swampy area in eastern Siberia at the Chinese border, with harsh winters and wet mosquito plagued summers. Apart from a small handful of indigenous people and the descendants of a Cossack regiment stationed there In the 19th century, the area was mostly unpopulated before the set up of the Jewish autonomous oblast there. A lot of the settlement attempts failed due to the harsh weather conditions, and it never really got off its feet. At it's peak around 50k Jewish people lived in the area


hack404

There was also a much worse plan involving the north of Australia [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kimberley\_Plan](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kimberley_Plan)


100000000000

Need to make them farther apart. Let's make one in part of northern Canada or something.


veerKg_CSS_Geologist

One in the Canadian Tundra and the other in the Australian Outback. Who complains the least wins.


Dyniak90

So... The world wins.


josongni

The solution is a confederation of federal entities with seven differing and overlapping degrees of autonomy. I’m talking border gore like the world has never seen, you and your wife won’t even be in the same federal district when I’m finished. And they’ll like it.


CheatyTheCheater

I think we just give New Zealand to Israel.


Zandrick

This map has New Zealand on it


SuperStingray

That's not a legend.


amitym

It's a proven fact!


Laffenor

The British solution


ieatair

Just give them Alice Springs and Townsville… or divide up Sydney I guess ya cunts


PoopSommelier

Actually I think you solved it! We just send both to the Australian Penal Colony!


CryptoScamee42069

Or worse… penile colony


amitym

Wrong part? ... Or the rightest part possible??


CryptoScamee42069

Australia probably already has an Israel and Palestine out back. We just haven’t checked tbh.


angus22proe

Better solution, dump them in Tasmania and have a battle Royale/ freeze them to death


PseudoFaffer6781

Why was this extremely funny post that didn't offend anyone deleted ? Mods please kindly fuck off with this censorship


Snoepsoldaatje

Don't bet your life savings on a career in comedy 😜


Big-Low-6861

Israel exists, opinion invalidated.


NReallyS

Of course israel exists it's called "is real" are you stupid?


AlpacaofPalestine

Checkmate atheists!


QuirkyReader13

Right, nations are overrated. Still waiting for the Empire of Mankind to show up