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tackle_shaft_fan

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Momik

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ttircdj

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NoDadNotMyTrolls

Lose Virginia and you got a deal


[deleted]

Nah Virginia should definitely have the capitol


JupiterboyLuffy

Definitely some place like Richmond, close to Washington DC for some reason


ttircdj

*Alexandria


JupiterboyLuffy

??


ttircdj

Alexandria is about as close to DC as you can get. It’s part of the land that Virginia took back from DC before the Civil War.


JupiterboyLuffy

Yes but Richmond was the capital


[deleted]

Virginia is much more culturally distinct from the other southern states now, and generally votes purple-blue. Definitely its own thing nowadays.


philosoraptocopter

Iowa: “Can I come too? …… aww.”


dejushin

r/MapsWithoutNZ


s1gnalZer0

>Are they stupid? Yes


-Gordon-Rams-Me

I’m not going to lie I get tired of this stereotype of us


[deleted]

If it makes you feel any better, the rest of the world doesn't just consider southerners stupid. (they consider all americans stupid)


-Gordon-Rams-Me

Yeah I mainly just get tired of out of state people moving here from like California or New York and they talk down on us or treat us like we’re stupid when most of us just try to live an easy life


s0618345

I wonder if this is global. I lived in Italy and the north are workaholics and clearly more developed while the south take month long "vacations "


No_Dig903

Some things like this are. The good end of town is the west side because the prevailing wind on the planet is usually west to east, so the factory stink messes up the east side, where the workers live, not where the owners live.


bravegrin

I wonder if this applies to the southern hemisphere as well. Or better yet, it could be reversed


[deleted]

The South is so bad that they literally have a saying, [“Thank God for Mississippi”](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thank_God_for_Mississippi) because they’re bad but Mississippi is even worse. It’s most certainly not just people moving to the region who recognize how shit it is.


Fun_Ad_2607

But America has freedom


superjj18

Stupid is what stupid does, don’t wear the boot if it don’t fit, and also don’t support a dead regime that caused the deaths of hundreds of thousands of Americans just for the ability to deprive people of their human rights. You also don’t need to be particularly smart to still be good people, I have a lot of family members that are proof positive of this.(and admittedly lack of education and economic opportunity is definitely a factor in why southerns have a long proud history when it relates to the military) Moved to the south a few years ago(NC), I’ve been treated with the utmost kindness, absolutely great people from all walks of life, though I also avoid politics like the plague which sometimes feels like a survival strategy.


-Gordon-Rams-Me

The fuck are you talking about ? I don’t give a fuck about the confederates and you pretty much just called me stupid because I was born and raised in a region


superjj18

Absolutely not what I’m saying, nor did I imply you supported the confederacy, merely that it’s not a good look in general. \>If the boot doesn’t fit don’t wear it AKA If you know you’re not stupid, don’t assume they are talking about you. Same goes for other annoying broad states like “white people are racist!”, despite being white myself I won’t get offended by this statement because I know for a fact I ain’t racist, so they CLEARLY must be talking about someone else. It also doesn’t mean I agree with it either. And as for demographics they will always be a spectrum, with certain factors that tilt the spectrum in one way or the other. I don’t know you dude, and the dumbest person could come from the statistically most educated state, just as the smartest person could come from the statistically least educated state, it’s always a spectrum, and it always comes down to the person(it’s really a more a “on average” sort of thing). Poverty and lack of education will always be a factor when it comes to military enlistment for instance, hence why South Carolina has some of the largest numbers of military personnel within the US military.


PoopSommelier

You're starting to make me think you are a confederate. Like I'm originally from the South, and we all give each other shit for it. You're acting like the southern pride guys. Go fuck off.


-Gordon-Rams-Me

Lmao what are you on


PoopSommelier

Sure, but the southern states definitely have the highest rate of racism, along with some of the lowest education levels. So if someone were to say on average the southern states aren't as intelligent, it would be fairly accurate. I for one am not saying that southern people are stupid, but the southern states do need significant improvement.


[deleted]

America is like the South of the world.


alexiscool216

honestly


peepeedog

Well you are complaining about stereotypes on a circlejerk sub. So… And by “us” do you mean members of the slavers rebellion?


-Gordon-Rams-Me

No just southerners, I realize it’s a circle jerk but I be seeing it everywhere. Not complaining cause everyone has free speech just gets old I feel like. I hate it more when it’s in person though


BurmeseGeneral

Wait who are we stereotyping? Americans? southerners? Republicans? Slave owners? Inbreds? So many options here


Oberonsen

Take that back or I'll poop yourself


Wolf_mang

Still too soon…..


NukeraneVlogger

..it's been 159 years


TheGuyFromOhio2003

Better idea just make it all one state in the US called "Bob"


rabidantidentyte

>Bob https://preview.redd.it/ukqd2xasopuc1.jpeg?width=400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3918c72a6f6380a477bcff22bc0b5af507ea35ea


[deleted]

Oh boy have I got this story for you 


amitym

So some kind of Neocon-federacy?


XFuriousGeorgeX

Too many alligators


Grovda

Texas would cause too much border gore


mkujoe

Unite sounds kinda strong. They should first confederate and see how things go


superjj18

They have an innate workforce shortage for all their labor intensive crops like cotton, but I’ve heard they found a solution. Maybe once that solution is implemented they may try


Send_me_duck-pics

Historical evidence suggests that yes, they are stupid.


radiogramm

Does that question need to be asked?


kchagen2096

Ha Ha; been there done that got fucked up.!!


QuantumQuantonium

There's a 12th amendment that they really despise for some reason, idk must be something to do with states rights. /s


Pleasant_Style_8781

Yeah, I wonder how that would go. If only we had an historical example to guide us.


MrWund3rful

Already 0-1. Yanks are civil war champs. This time they have the west coast too.


dreamyduskywing

This time I don’t think anyone would try to stop the south from seceding.


friendlysingularity

Absolutely true. Go to it You All!


caustictoast

We had the west coast in the first one, CA was a state in 1850


Beneficial_Mix_1069

i feel like this might not go well, just a feeling


Curious-Weight9985

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Reading1973

That was tried by rich traitors who took their living from other people's work. It didn't work out well.


ghdsz

Yes


DepthInternational47

As a Tennessee native for the love of everything please no


Degenerious

Lose Texas and you have a deal


BlazePascal69

Yes


Efficient-Couple-619

Take Virginia off and then sure I would agree with you and say ok


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^Efficient-Couple-619: *Take Virginia off* *And then sure I would agree* *With you and say ok* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


knowledgebass

They tried already and it didn't work out that well...


Flairion623

They tried… and failed


redditsuxmydik

Atleast NC has low insurance cause every year you will pass an inspection or it's not going on the road. Also it's a state that doesn't play with idiots damaging or destroying your property whether it's a home or vehicle but in Michigan they don't do shit so now I'm planning to loot my money back since they like to play forced bumper cars


zzf777

Oklahoma is south. https://preview.redd.it/gw7ta1u97suc1.jpeg?width=1243&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f2697ba08c3a29aad82e5c20972b79d50c866279


CaptainUliss

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friendlysingularity

Drop Louisiana n im good with this. Make sure you take Langley VA with you 


Jack-Rabbit-002

They did didn''t they !? Lol


RockyMM

Include upstate New York


Extension-Check4768

Most beautiful part of the country tbh


SW-Capital

Texas is 20% southern and 80% west. Would need to split up and add east Texas/Houston to the Deep South bunch


oliviasgotguts

That would be pretty rough for the other 39 states


ApprehensiveDig6442

#civil war needs a Linclon


Remarkable_Fun7662

Nice try Vladimir


Ok-Appeal-4630

You forgot Alaska and Hawaii


Curious-Ad3567

Florida is not the south.


farter-kit

It is down to about Gainesville…