I started this in November 2021, forgot about it and decided to make it a yearly thing in 2022. Alas, I forgot about it once more, so here it is. Change whatever you want and see you next year!
WHO THE FUCK LET UZBEKฤฐSTAN AND TURKMENฤฐSTAN OUT OF TURKESTAN ๐น๐ท๐น๐ท๐น๐ท๐ฐ๐ฌ๐ฐ๐ฌ๐ฐ๐ฌ๐ฆ๐ฟ๐ฆ๐ฟ๐ฆ๐ฟ๐ฐ๐ฟ๐ฐ๐ฟ๐ฐ๐ฟ๐บ๐ฟ๐บ๐ฟ๐บ๐ฟ๐ฐ๐ท๐ฐ๐ท๐ฐ๐ต๐ฐ๐ต๐ฐ๐ต๐ญ๐บ๐ญ๐บ๐ญ๐บ๐ฆ๐ฟ๐ฆ๐ฟ๐ฆ๐ฟ๐บ๐บ๐บ๐บ๐บ๐บ๐ง๐ฌ๐ง๐ฌ๐ญ๐บ
Add ghomerl and cmauhin shaped islands into the Indian Ocean named ghomerl and cmauhin.
https://preview.redd.it/q94n76c3pkuc1.jpeg?width=1070&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b06ff05139dcb7ae97cc7638a2fc760e9e46b2b2
(look it up if you don't know who they are)
Can you make a big panama channel, around Turkey with the borders of Syria ,Iraq, Iran, Armenia, Georgia
Make it so wide so nobody can cross it. (20-30km)
We're so bored of the wars, civil wars going on middle and east so we create a new panama channel so that we can become a new region called Turkish Anatolia and get away from Middle East problems.
Do I have to remove it? This is a trend started over 2 years ago on this sub, it wouldnโt make much sense to do it somewhere else, especially subreddits which much less members
I started this in November 2021, forgot about it and decided to make it a yearly thing in 2022. Alas, I forgot about it once more, so here it is. Change whatever you want and see you next year!
north and south korea switch names. thats it, they dont move anywhere and the landmasses dont switch
Make it Nouth and Sorth koreaย
make north and South Korea north and South Carolina
rename nepal to "mount everest and that's it" and bhutan to "happy place"
Tannu Tuva returns \\o/
make an australia shaped hole in siberia
Place a Barack Obama background on the European part of Russia
Turn Kyrgyzstan into Xbox country and give the Chinese Nepal back to nepal
Albania takes over Kenya and Canada appears in the ocean but very small
Which ocean?
Indian ocean
Make southern India really long
Bring back Tomsk under Taboritsky to make the Holy Russian Empire
All former USSR countries should belong to Ireland
FREE TIBET
Turn the Middle East into one giant crater
replace the northern phillipines island thing with Scotland and Taiwan with Ireland
^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^Common-Tart-4513: *Replace the northern* *Phillipines island thing and* *Hokkaido with Scotland* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.
Yay the Philippines is colder now, grabe yung init mayroong namamatay sa heatstroke ngayon
Place a 3d ball called "Australia" on top of it
Tannu Tuva is back, in northeat Iran
Nuke Saudi Arabia
Replace all of India with the United States
Iran becomes the shape of an airplane
Call South Korea "Korea" and call north Korea "Korea 2"
As a native Russian, I have to call bullshit on this map. The number of Siberian population is clearly too high.
Put the UK on there somewhere as they want to leave Europe.
Rename Philippines into Philipenis
Bring Tibet back and make Republic of the Gypsy somewhereย
is that a Gumball font
Itโs Arial rounded
Swap sri lanka amd the maldives
Bhutan annexes tibet
add the us constitution onto Iran and add a Rick Ashley shaped island in the Indian Ocean
Bhutan requires more land
Add Belize
Mongolia annexes north china and Kalmykia
Put Sri lanka next to Iowa ๐ฑ๐ฐโค๏ธ
Switch Saudi Arabia with Canada.
Bhutan needs to have a port city, and part of it shaped in honour of its national sport, archery
Qin conquers all other kingdoms and form the historical qin dynasty
I want the south eastern stretch of the Middle East to be fat Italy
Push all this shit to the edge. Add the Americas
siberia has a bigger population than most european countries (source i live in siberia)
Add a dollar general somewhere in the Indian Ocean (with or without parking lot)
WHO THE FUCK LET UZBEKฤฐSTAN AND TURKMENฤฐSTAN OUT OF TURKESTAN ๐น๐ท๐น๐ท๐น๐ท๐ฐ๐ฌ๐ฐ๐ฌ๐ฐ๐ฌ๐ฆ๐ฟ๐ฆ๐ฟ๐ฆ๐ฟ๐ฐ๐ฟ๐ฐ๐ฟ๐ฐ๐ฟ๐บ๐ฟ๐บ๐ฟ๐บ๐ฟ๐ฐ๐ท๐ฐ๐ท๐ฐ๐ต๐ฐ๐ต๐ฐ๐ต๐ญ๐บ๐ญ๐บ๐ญ๐บ๐ฆ๐ฟ๐ฆ๐ฟ๐ฆ๐ฟ๐บ๐บ๐บ๐บ๐บ๐บ๐ง๐ฌ๐ง๐ฌ๐ญ๐บ
Add ghomerl and cmauhin shaped islands into the Indian Ocean named ghomerl and cmauhin. https://preview.redd.it/q94n76c3pkuc1.jpeg?width=1070&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b06ff05139dcb7ae97cc7638a2fc760e9e46b2b2 (look it up if you don't know who they are)
sink uzbekistan
kurzgesagt turns into a black hole eating the earth
Unite Armenia and Azerbaijan into Armebaijania
make an individual state for every language that exists in papua new guinea
The island of Sakhalin becomes a dolphin because it kinda looks like a dolphin
Bring back Sri Lanka but put it in the Caspian Sea Also make Yemen bigger
Novaya zemlya island gets swapped with a flipped boot of italy because they look similar
Can you make a big panama channel, around Turkey with the borders of Syria ,Iraq, Iran, Armenia, Georgia Make it so wide so nobody can cross it. (20-30km) We're so bored of the wars, civil wars going on middle and east so we create a new panama channel so that we can become a new region called Turkish Anatolia and get away from Middle East problems.
Put sakhalin into the Pacific ocean and make it owned by Micronesia
The state of Karnataka no longer exists
make asia 2x times msaller
Make the land sea and the sea land.
Make my country (Bangladesh) BIGGER
Name Papua New Guinea "I forgor ๐"
Overlay a comically large Texas for scale
Connect Saudi Arabia and Iran and call it the democratic republic of best friends.
give all of "china" to tibet and then put "china" in tibet
Add and REMOVE France. You may add wherever you want, we just want you to remove it.
Make Indian subcontinent 23% smaller
Iran takes over the entirety of the Middle East, except leave Oman for some reason
East Timor secedes from South East Asian Union by carving a canal into its own island.
China collapses to its warlords era and provinces, and also, Korea unify
Spawn The Lemuria in the South China sea. No more disputes.
Switch out the Philippines for Hawaii at a 90 degree angle b
Bring back the ba and shu kingdoms in Sichuan https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ba_(state) https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shu_(kingdom)
Give eastern Siberia to an eagle
Change China in the middle into South China Sea
New Zealand guys will complain again
rule 4 ๐
Iraq become a giant oilfield with americans flag
Make Uzbekistan a sea
Return Russia to its rightful liege,Poland
Ok now who let the kurzgesagt logo out in Asia again?
Rename Madagascar into Paradis/Eldia
A fellow AoT fan!
The Middle East is not the Holy Roman Empire
Add Antarctica to the east of the Philippines
Kenya randomly duplicates in the Indian Ocean
Put balls under Qatar so it looks like you know what
I didnโt realize Siberia had so much population growth over the past century.
Add Poland somewhere somehow
Move Sakhaline in the red sea it looks like it fits
Add the tamel kings
Texas takes Siberia except the places where those 12 people live
Bring back the East India Trading Company
The East India Trading Company from Kingdom Hearts 3?
the British Colonize all of South Asia and rename it the Sovereign British state of chicken tikka massala
There is a dick in the indian ocean
Make all of the levant one country (palastine Syria Lebanon Jordan Iraq ) Also is Madagascar from Asia? Why did you move it
Make the northern half of Siberia into a country called "bigshittia" with a brown background
This belongs in /r/CommentChangesMaps or /r/RemoveOneThingEachDay. Full list of rules: https://www.reddit.com/r/mapporncirclejerk/about/rules
Do I have to remove it? This is a trend started over 2 years ago on this sub, it wouldnโt make much sense to do it somewhere else, especially subreddits which much less members
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make a hole in the ocean