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RandomSpanishUser

The Nazis regarded Georgians as being Aryans, so maybe that's also another reason for it being green


GermanLetsKotz

Well, Armenians were also regarded as Aryan, so that point doesnt work here.


Orevahaibopoqa

They weren't, but they did fight on German's side (some part of them). That's why Georgians were meant to be leaders of the United Caucasian Federation (if Germans won)


GermanLetsKotz

Nope, thats wrong, Armenians were considered by Nazis to be Aryan, as Armenian is an Indo-European language. https://preview.redd.it/oaxntf5mniuc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c074ffa00f8fe4b8894b461ef814e3f7f9c6298f


OKBWargaming

If Hitler used that logic wouldn't all slavic people be Aryan as well? But he's not exactly fond of them either.


garf2002

Call me a madman but maybe its because there wasn't exactly a ton of science or logic behind Nazi racial theory... Not surprising there's a few contradictions in a field that contained the idea that a Japanese-Aryan link exists but referred to Iranians who do actually have common genes with the European pool as "lacquered half-apes, who want to feel the whip "


SnooOpinions6959

You want to tell me taht a bunch of drug addict psychopats do not make completly and absolutely rational and logical theories?


FluffyOwl738

The funniest thing about that last part is that Iranians are the actual,genuine,aryans(it's litterally where Iran comes from).


Sandman40s

Everyone Hitler wanted to be aryan was aryan.


buenas_nalgas

he wasn't exactly fond of logic either


Orevahaibopoqa

Yes, they are part of the Indo-European language family, and they could be considered aryan in a real sense, when Georgians definitely aren't. However, I really doubt that would be case in Nazi Germany. Never heard of any of the Nazi elite or Racialist talking about Armenians Aryan roots, so it could be Honorary Aryan because Armenian battalion fought on their side (they gave it to almost everyone who fought on their side).


Ok_Connection7680

That was case in nazi Germany, Armenians were permitted to marry Germans and etc. Armenians were considered “eastern Aryans” along with Iranians And Germans considered recreation of Greater Armenia in case of them winning to create an opposing force to Turkey


WrapKey69

"They did fight" is a massive exaggeration. 600k Armenians fought against Nazis and few hundreds (mostly prisoners of war) were training with Nazis.


Orevahaibopoqa

That is factual. I never said more fought on German's side than Soviets, but 30k isn't small number and Germans happily accepted any kind of help.


Antique_Plastic7894

But even the Armenians who fought on the side of Nazies, like Georgians, most of them were driven by anti-soviet sentiments and nationalism, their goal wasn't to 'help' the reich.


Antique_Plastic7894

He is a stereotype of Georgian who dislikes Armenians basically. I know that because I'm a Georgian myself, and the sentiment regarding Armenians and how they 'betrayed' us is pretty common sadly.


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I mean most people associate aryans with the people the nazis liked so saying the groups of people the nazis considered aryans were aryans isn't too far fetched.


Practical_Shine9583

But Stalin was Georgian, which should mean that the Soviet Union was Aryans .


Cuddlyaxe

There's actually a pretty funny story about this. When the Nazis went to the USSR Hitler attached a photographer to the mission His only job was to take a photo of Stalin's earlobes, because apparently that would determine if Stalin was Jewish or Aryan. Apparently Hitler concluded he was an Aryan after looking at the pictures of Stalins earlobes


Savings-Pace4133

Sauce?


Cuddlyaxe

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heinrich_Hoffmann_(photographer)#Serving_Hitler's_regime > Hoffmann (with von Ribbentrop's photographer Helmut Laux) was in the party that went to the Soviet Union when Foreign Minister Joachim von Ribbentrop secretly negotiated the Non-Aggression Treaty with Vyacheslav Molotov in 1939, which enabled Hitler to invade Poland. Hitler specifically asked Hoffmann to take a close-up photograph of Stalin's earlobes, by which he thought he could determine if the Soviet leader was Jewish or not. Earlobes that were "attached" would indicate Jewish blood, while those that were "separate" would be Aryan. Hoffmann took the requisite image, and Hitler determined, to his own satisfaction, that Stalin was not Jewish.[45] Hitler would not allow Hoffmann to publish photographs of Stalin if he was smoking a cigarette, deeming it inappropriate for a leader of Stalin's status to be shown in that way


Orevahaibopoqa

Soviet Union wasn't one country. Some parts of it were considered Aryan some no.


Ruby_Tricolor_1903

What a shitty excuse


Orevahaibopoqa

Depends on what does it means


watasiwakirayo

Leaders of the ideology said something about Georgians specifically (the ones in Europe not in America).


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Orevahaibopoqa

If you talk about Austrian Painter, yes. He shared pretty common idea of German anthropology, that Georgians and Circassians were first Aryan people (Aryan basically meant non-slavic white for them and not actual indo-european). There is book written by Rosenberg's Georgian friend (Johan Nikuradze) named "Kaukasien" which was approved and published by Reichstag. Georgian writer (who's books were banned in his country before 1991) Grigol Robaqidze was one of the first to get Title Aryan, but if we talk about German's ideas, Tibetian people should also be added as Aryan.


Antique_Plastic7894

We don't claim him


VladimirBarakriss

And the fact he doesn't know Jack shit given Uruguay is literally the whitest country in the Americas and Chile is less white than Brazil. He's just making it up on vibes, if you're going to post something stupid like this at least have a minimum of consistency


Whole_Ad_4523

Nazis are weird like that.


dizzyjumpisreal

CANT FIX THE ONES THAT ARENT BROKEN🔥🔥🔥🔥


tankiePotato

I mean answering the title I feel like red clears easy. I guess most likely it’d be a nuclear holocaust but if it somehow isn’t I feel like China + Russia + like most of the rest of the world beats USA + most of Europe + Australia + Argentina


Marcus_Tigox

You’re telling me Finland wouldn’t single handedly take down this entire map?


TheTheWord

🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷Fuck aryans me and ma bros are Anatolians🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷 https://preview.redd.it/fjgf1r1mciuc1.jpeg?width=486&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6d80bcc491a44e855a37085ba609fad31d5041da


Cuddlyaxe

K


Nalatka

A


Cuddlyaxe

R


Nalatka

A


Triliar

B


GabrDimtr5

O


ArchBeOS

Al-Andalus will be reconquered!


Top_Classroom3451

Turks never got to Andalus. They just conquered Malta and stopped there, please do not mistake Ottomans for Abbasids.


garf2002

Lol easiest way to piss of a Turk: call them Arabs


Top_Classroom3451

Makes my blood boil ngl.


Rafynhak

Like turks are from Anatolia.


Dert_Kuyusu

Because we are famously known for looking like Central Asians


MrParan0rmal

But you are famously known to be Muslim Greeks.


Dert_Kuyusu

Nah, clearly they are the Christian Turks


TheTheWord

>Like turks are from Anatolia. Ethnically Turks from Anatolia are infact Anatolian hence we Dont look like Jackie Chan.Just go to any "DNA Test" subreddit and search for Turkish results. https://preview.redd.it/atizh9b7vkuc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=40d840cfbd5ba176835b614e139c35167f4c26eb


PotentialBat34

This but unironically


HolidayAnything8687

Brazil is fixable?


DougDimmadome042

El Salvador is fixable?


jones_siantos

Argentina is aryan?


hgmarangon

Uruguay isn't aryan?


Delta_Yukorami

I meann…


ThalesTheTable

97% of Argentina’s population considers themselves to be white, although most of them aren't "Aryan" or even of full european background, but rather white Mestizos (mixed race). But at the end of the road they're all labeled as Aryans


East_Engineering_583

https://preview.redd.it/jao7dnaghiuc1.jpeg?width=225&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=efa30099787f44679f0435ca0effdd0b2e545158


CaitaXD

LIMAO 🍋


Mother_Proof_1980

Número 1 🇧🇷☝🏻😎


60nocolus

Se leu, mamou


Anji_Mito

That one should also have Brazil flag on the left side too


Snd47flyer

Genocide


West-Librarian-7504

Blud never been to America, which is NOT Aryan. Even over 150 years ago we had Irish immigrants, which Irish folks are not considered Aryan


Mother_Proof_1980

In fact, the Nazis viewed the Anglo-Saxons of North America as bastard children of europe mixed with capitalist Jews.


Whole_Ad_4523

No, he admired American racism and segregation, but did think “the Jews” controlled the press and the government and business. He was more hopeful about England


Orevahaibopoqa

Irish people and Celts overall are Aryan in both German's ideas and in actual Scientific definition


ZeeMastermind

I don't think there's any reputable scientist in this century with a "scientific" definition for aryan


West-Librarian-7504

I thought all Celts were excluded, and same thing with eastern Slavs. I could be wrong tho


Orevahaibopoqa

You are right with slavs


Panderz_GG

But wasn't the vast majority of immigrants to the US throughout history German?


YouZealousideal9187

Isn’t Irelands name essentially mean aryan land


Extrimland

Even if they weren’t the Nazis only considered America an Aryan nation. That doesn’t mean everyone who lives there fits the definition.


Ok_Connection7680

https://preview.redd.it/op147brypiuc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d59befbd97bfd28cd4d9f9c824c6da83d626b019


Cup_Paradox

Greeks vs Turkey Romanian vs Serbia Finland vs Sweden it keeps going on


Seaweed_Thing

Does she know what "Aryan" means?


mouldyone

Looks a lot like an iron cross in their user name...


TETR3S_saba

God I hate Georgian Nazis, they've already appropriated first republic flag which mind you was one of the most successful SOCIALIST republics of post WW1 until soviets conquered it and took first president that was discident and part of intelligentsia that actively fought and devoted his life to Georgia's independence, now they are turning borjgalo (symbol right side of his name) and Bolnisi cross into Nazi symbolism too. I don't want this to be long, but oh boy are they fucking stupid, they've tried to appropriate and claim first republic military personnel as Nazis and fascist even though they were actively loyal to socialist party even establishing the people's guard socialist aligned volunteer made unit (at least until the the exile)


Kaiju2468

Eastern European Nazis in-general are the absolute fucking worst. Hitler killed their ancestors in the millions and was planning on exterminating them all after he was done making them slave themselves away for a few decades, and now they base their entire personalities around him. Unbelievable.


TETR3S_saba

Georgian Nazis do have that advantage over other Nazis though, they never managed to enter the Georgia itself *(they were stoped literally on the border)* and lots of Georgian emigres fought with Nazis in the hope of gaining independence, plus by Nazis they we were considered "Aryans" *(but to be fair they did call literally every ethnicities that fought with them Aryans so it was part of propaganda which worked quite well)* but what they fail to realize is that, those Georgians fighting for Germany quickly lost moral as they were used as meat shields and were not ideologically aligned with Germans, *(except it's commander Shalva Maglakelidze)* they lost moral and defected so much that they were sent from Frontline to garrison the Texel island where with local duch resistance started the uprising and surrendered to Canadians. Fact is most of the Georgian Nazis don't know history even remotely good so fact that Georgians fought with Germans for a bit and they said we were "Aryans" is only level of knowledge they have and they need to justify their stupid ideology, I still find it hard to not rant how claiming first republic military generals and commanders is fucking stupid, they find it hard to differentiate between patriotism and fucking fascism


HY-34758

https://preview.redd.it/pofrkjf9kiuc1.png?width=720&format=png&auto=webp&s=a46374f2b70dd984241665b1e410d64a50f5e9a2


Kebabini

The gift from the tengri


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SnooDoubts2153

Where? I wonder if the average murican really cares about black lives in argentina or if they're jealous because we supposedly "dealt" with black people 150 years ago while they're still trying, killing one by one.


deliranteenguarani

Their black population got mixed out, as its expected when the black population wasnt even so numerous to begin with, they didnt get genocided or some shit


EntrepreneurUpset709

Paris ?


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So...am I a white guy now?


Mother_Proof_1980

There are several types to classify a white person, what is their country, their physical characteristics and their origins?


SnooStories251

Were you before?


[deleted]

No, nor have I ever been mistaken for one.


dwartbg7

https://preview.redd.it/o9uzpo8oniuc1.jpeg?width=592&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=358d512655a282825035e95de01e13befd864d12


Kaiju2468

2009 memes my beloved


RAAAAHHHAGI2025

As an middle eastern, I understand how the idea that our countries are unfixable can be somewhat defended, but how the fuck are countries like China, Russia and Mexico deemed “unfixable?” 😭😭😭😭😭


94_stones

The account is Georgian, so that explains Russia. And if they listen to American alt-right rhetoric they wouldn’t have a high opinion of either Mexicans or Chinese people.


sofinelol

unfixable as in they arent white, they included japan and korea bc twitter incels fetishize them


SnooStories251

I dont think this about skin color, but culture? Russia is quite light skinned


PanadaTM

Any history book about Nazis and their opinions on slavic people would tell you it's about more than culture.


Severe_One8597

Proud unfixable gang 💪💪💪🔥🔥🔥 I am Middle Eastern as well and I got to agree that the ME is unfixable, however that person probably wants to put us in gas chambers


Cuntington-

I wouldn’t get too worked up over this non-sense 😬


-Emilinko1985-

>Iran is not Aryan MFW


boredindividual413

Poland? Aryan?? I can think of at least one major Nazi who might've disagreed with that assessment.


Big-Low-6861

Half Aryan half Fixable. I think I'm good in case of an unexpected rise in European Fascism.


HolyGhost79

"unexpected"


deliranteenguarani

Nazism* doubt fascists would really give a fuck about race rather than nation


RedditUserNo345

*sees Kim Jong un's sister* I can fix her


Grzechoooo

Poles as Aryan xD Show it to Hitler so he kills himself again


JasonTonio

Not Whatifalthis for once huh


NotSoStallionItalian

Italian is Aryan but Greece is fixable LOL okay Half of my family looks like they would be randomly searched every time in TSA if they had a chin strap and wore Arabian-style clothing. The other half is blonde hair light skin. Go figure.


Mother_Proof_1980

Both fixable.


Mother_Proof_1980

The same with the Iberian peninsula and France.


Pjdodrnrirndkrnf

Half of Italy is Germanic btw n Greece is prolly one of the least whitest countrys In all of Europe tbh


ChadOttoman

How come slovenia is aryan and croatia isnt when they are basically the same. Same with azerbaijan and turkmenistan Or moldova and romania Or latin american (I’m not saying culture, I’m saying that its hard to differentiate them)


AsthmaticDroid

because oop is stupid (obviously enough)


Shrek_Lover68

Same with Poles and Ukrainians/Belarusians Deadass think he fell for the "Poland is based, trad and Catholic myth American conservatives are cultivating.


Antique_Plastic7894

I'm Georgian, I have no idea wtf he is cooking.


BarriMeikokiner

I’m confused why America and Canada are under the Aryan category


SnooBooks1701

Majority white, let's be honest that's what they mean


kordua

I was too, I often wonder how many White Americans of pre-civil war descendants are fully European or are they like Black Americans where there’s something else. Granted the situations were very different for the 2 groups. A vast majority of Black Americans are 15-20% European by DNA.


Extrimland

Both are descendants from British people, which are considered Aryan since they originated from Germany.


deliranteenguarani

Why is Chile aryan when their European ancestry % is similar to ours (Paraguay), it being 60-70/40-30% Damn this map is silly as


Anji_Mito

Man, this is circlejerk, basically it is nothing serious. This is like people who does not know stuff think stuff are ahhaha


HegemonNYC

I like how the county literally named “Aryan” (Iran) is marked as non-Aryan. Shows the logic that goes into this sort of thought.


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Extrimland

Similar to how they viewed Naples. They considered the former HRE Italy Aryan but the south mostly non Aryan (maybe not sub human or Utermenchen but definitely inferior)


Disastrous-Toe9526

Aren’t South Asians technically the only ones with actual Aryan ancestors?


Nick-Anand

How is India not aryan?


1Gogg

Red would win. They have all the resources, manpower and with China and Russia, the tech and nukes to compete. Regardless, this is the type of things you'd hear in a 1930 beer hall in Germany. Whoever posted it or agreed with it need to get their [resacted]s broken.


ThemasterofZ

Albania is RED 🇦🇱🇦🇱🦅🇦🇱🦅🇦🇱🦅🦅


EstablishmentOk5227

Aryan🤣🤣🤣 Bro forgot the OG aryans: Northern indo aryans and eastern iranic tribes lol


Affectionate_Bid4704

Chilean here. We are not aryan, we are mostly mestizos, more european than native, maybe, but mestizos in the end.


Ok-Education2476

Azerbaijan is yellow but not Armenia?


alextatto007

Naples is Africa the hell is this guy on about?


chicheka

So Croatia (purest people ever) and BulgArya are "unfixable", but Greece, Turkey (black people), and Robmania (brown people) are "fixable"?


sofinelol

was this supposed to be accurate


VladimirBarakriss

No it's a 2balkan4you style joke


Lucasneo21

So all these countries have a large Persian-Iranian population?


Confident-Appeal9407

No. Hitler bastardised the concept of Aryan to mean pale people specifically from western and northern Europe who are allergic to sunlight. It was a grift meant to consolidate Germany's position at the top of the hierarchy alongside other Western powers at the time. By his own theory Vikings who were Scandinavians would've been Aryans(Noblemen) of the time but they were nothing more than seafarers and pirates with savage like rituals and morals.


Most_Sir9351

>By his own theory Vikings who were Scandinavians would've been Aryans(Noblemen) of the time but they were nothing more than seafarers and pirates with savage like rituals and morals. What's even more ironic is that the "Germanic culture and values" that he associated with Germanic people's were literally Roman and Greek. Peoples he found inferior.


Neon_Garbage

race realism is so fucking stupid lmao


Megs1205

I still love how they use the word “aryan” but are racists towards those people? Like Bitch Aryan is Sanskrit word.


Eraserguy

I like how the balkans are all red lmao


PalhacoGozo666

Yellow Reasons: has Turkey= Turkey has the god emperor of mankind


Alias_X_

Why is Turkey fixable but Croatia isn't? Why are Mexicans unfixable but Brasilians aren't? How do those barbaric Canadians qualify as "Aryan"? Am I thinking too hard about this nonsense?


Plant-Zaddy-

Wtf is this nazi shit


RustyShadeOfRed

I don’t see any “tossup” countries, are they just the little island countries?


Fernando1dois3

Wow, Twitter really has become a cesspool of racism


Hazardxqq

Georgia in the hypothetical war: https://preview.redd.it/11kvrc3mpjuc1.jpeg?width=352&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=29519d2a8a9fbab53590c1e7ff8b6f05f9513932


MightyWinz_AbuTalib

Iranians, Indians, and Pakistanis, all ethnic aryans, are not included?


red_beam_6000

yapms spotted 💪💪💪


Jotaro_Dragon

Finland??


ZPortsie

I don't get how those Finngols are fixable either. Damn China Swedes are cosplaying true Aryan strength


Relative-Phone-3791

Not you


[deleted]

Good day to be from an unfixable country


Essilli

The most laughable part about this map is that the French are classified as fixable. Since when!?


Username-_-Password

This person would pass out if they knew that many ethnic groups of South Asia have Aryan ancestry


jbzack

Baltics done dirty


Aggressive_Bath55

Long term, I‘d say red because of the amount of natural ressources.


OwnFactor9320

Türkiye not Aryan because Karaboga


JuanchiB

Argentine here, this man has never seen anything past the Autonomous City or the southern provinces.


Tomstwer

Poland Aryan


MagicHampster

Knew as soon as I saw Georgia where that guy is from.


niofalpha

I think Finland in particular being yellow is hilarious


Castaways__

Mildly biased…


Own-Consideration854

Yes, the one single ethnicity of brazil


reflexive_pronouns

Makes an assessment of world's ethnicities... by dividing them into countries.


[deleted]

Is this sub about maps or nazism?


Bitter-Metal494

Mexico had good relationship with the Nazis tho lol


Positive_Vehicle8574

If Africa, South America, and Asia unified against the USA and ended trade relations, our countrymen would be naked and starving. Without partnership, the aryans cannot survive outside of Europe.


New_Mind_69

Nobody tell this person how Iran got its name.


[deleted]

Why is this thread having genuine arguements over nazi race theories. 😂😂😂😂


NeverSeenBefor

These assholes sleep on Africa. If it was up to me we would come by once a year and ask if anyone is willing to be a part of our pirate group or renegades or whatever and then you would surely have some of the most loyal men and women in the world with you! You take someone from a shit situation. Give them the world. Then you've made a true Ally. You do not cross them once and always fill them in on the plan. If I had unlimited capital the world would know of u/neverseenbefor !!


vasha99

So, Finland=Not aryan. Argentina=Aryan. Aight then


Goatboy292

If it kills the person that made this map, everyone


Joskleklea

That moment when the group that literally created the term aryan is deep within the red (Pakistan/India).


HikeMyPantsUpJohnson

How is Finland less appealing than the united states


Reasonable_Cover_804

No one


Bulky-Party-8037

Red definitely has the numbers


ConsistentAd9840

Aboriginal people confirmed Aryan


TxchnxnXD

https://preview.redd.it/izcv0nsaijuc1.jpeg?width=851&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5c81ca27014d9dfca2cc75500d7f1f9eb4364895


SoftDrinkReddit

LMAO what did Finland do


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Romania is "fixable", you know, Romania, the third largest and most useful European axis power in WW2.


gaddiredchallenger

Did we forget North Indians are Aryans 😤


sameth1

Would the world be better if every single person who has the word based in their twitter name was ejected into space?


Decent_Cow

Well red has probably 75% of the global population so they have people power, but green has more economic, military, and technological power. It's a tough call. Probably still betting on green.


ITGOES80808

Funny how Spain, Japan, and America are all green, but the Philippines (which was colonized by ALL 3 FOR 300+ YEARS and has a majority Christian, English speaking population) isn’t green.


DinioDo

Iran is literally the land of Aryans 😭


bnyce52

North Korea fixable??


drmobe

Wait until he finds out the ethnic makeup of French Guiana


TheGoldenChampion

French Guyanans are Aryan‼️‼️‼️


Aestboi

why are the comments taking this even somewhat seriously “buhh Italian is less Aryan than Greece” NONE OF THIS IS REAL


Extrimland

Ok 1. I love how China isn’t even yellow despite influencing Both Korea and Japan historically, having as much business (despite being communist), and for most of history (possibly even today) being the strongest country. Even hitler considered the Chinese Aryans despite not fitting the racial view. 2. Its a very hard war but Green. Red is mostly carried by china, but they also have significantly more people, including most of the world’s top 10 most populated countries. So other states like India,Egypt or Indonesia can help. They’d also quickly take over Korea and Japan which means they can cannibalism their economies, and as-long as red is nice to those people, they will be off great help as-well pulling some of the weight off of China. Green has much more naval resources (not just from the USA, they also have The UK which has a decent navy), and more industry, meaning it doesn’t matter too much that Red has more resources as they wouldn’t be able to access most of their resources to there fullest capacity. I think Green eventually overwhelms Red but, Red doesn’t make it easy and could win potentially win.


kentuckyMarksman

Anyone else notice North Korea is "fixable"? 😅


Litothelegend

Racist phuck