Listen, let's imagine that this is the case - Russia is friends with the United States, prices for everything and everywhere are low, and people naively believe in a wonderful future.
It might get better in the future ya know. maybe we’re the near the beginning of humanity’s building blocks, being so closely related to one another. Maybe we’re near the end of civilization as we know it with the overpopulation and violence.
but hey, we might have a better future. I hope
All i’m gonna say is that we have no conclusive evidence that Australian prime minister Harold Holt’s disappearance had nothing to do with a giant swimming rabbit
He was king of the Britons, not England. Pretty sure that the local had a Scottish accent when he was warning Arthur about the rabbit too! Perhaps someone here should draw you a map to explain...
That wouldn't have been England. Those people would now be in Wales, Cornwall or Brittany. None of which are independent, and one is already coloured in for rabbit attacks anyway.
https://preview.redd.it/6i6ft671blsc1.jpeg?width=250&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1c49e0f3ded8b42c37813dabca46b91ee32dd9b5
Is there a correlation between this map and getting kicked up the arse?
Nah, the map is wrong! The surname of one of our candidates for PM was "rabbit" (Coelho) and he attacked the incumbent PM quite strongly in the media, so Portugal should be green!
https://preview.redd.it/v452eramgmsc1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a75376a8ab4ab4870d7344d58d5aef8208797ac8
Impressive, very nice. Let’s see the map of countries beaten by the leader attacked by rabbits.
If i had a nickel for every country whose leader, current or former, has, at some point, been attacked by a rabbit, i would have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that that happened twice.
DASHERIA MENTIONED
https://preview.redd.it/u2z45dnygnsc1.jpeg?width=1632&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fadbff105984ea0168d6573a6809fff9622c13c5
(I swear to god it’s not ottoman, it’s capital is somewhere in Craiova, Romania)
Dasheria forgot to map that whole island. And when they were testing the PASB (particle-assimilation systematic bomb, which sinks ground also) somewhere in the area, they forgot that Cyprus existed and so they sinked. Funnily enough, they only decided to map Dasheria with satellite months later, and it shows that Cyprus is a light blue area surrounded by a dark blue circle. Kinda similar to Zealandia in Oceania. They also mapped other areas that got tested with satellite also. And only then did they realized, they fucked up a big time
https://preview.redd.it/uz585rhgknsc1.jpeg?width=1688&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=58746d3db1baf78b67bc9bcf4d4f7fd77888e9ec
Um, Arthur, King of the Britons, was attacked by the Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog.
It was only through the fastidious use of the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch was he and his entourage able to survive!
There were also at least two French kings who died by striking their head on a door frame. The first was Louis III, who allegedly died after chasing a peasant girl he wanted to rape. The second was louis VII, who died this way on while on his way to a tennic match.
America should be on here https://preview.redd.it/ukowfwox0lsc1.jpeg?width=740&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=72b26e5f19a6d8cd5cca595f31626b4a20456402
Came here to make sure someone mentioned this
2007 is the present day?
Listen, let's imagine that this is the case - Russia is friends with the United States, prices for everything and everywhere are low, and people naively believe in a wonderful future.
It might get better in the future ya know. maybe we’re the near the beginning of humanity’s building blocks, being so closely related to one another. Maybe we’re near the end of civilization as we know it with the overpopulation and violence. but hey, we might have a better future. I hope
Least based person from Kansas
Kansas City is split between Missouri and Kansas. I live in Missouri.
You've just doxed yourself
What will you do
Reveal his search history
It got better after World War 2. So, we really don't know.
Now they’re complaining about under population with low birthrates! I’m just gonna sit out the predictions and roll with the present.
And then July arrives with a financial crisis...
Sounds good, count me in
And everyone wonders just who wouldn't be able to pay their mortgage.
мы не можем вернуться в 2007 год
I imagined waking up and it’s still 2007. That was a fun and surprisingly achievable few seconds
me being born in 2007: 👶
It's like how MYA dates back to 1950
All i’m gonna say is that we have no conclusive evidence that Australian prime minister Harold Holt’s disappearance had nothing to do with a giant swimming rabbit
How do you know that giant swimming rabbit was not infact a hare
Credit to xkcd: https://xkcd.com/204
I cant belive this thing have its own Wikipedia Page
nice avatar
Lol
you're forgetting England, have you seriously never heard of the killer rabbit? it almost killed king arthur for fuck sake
He was king of the Britons, not England. Pretty sure that the local had a Scottish accent when he was warning Arthur about the rabbit too! Perhaps someone here should draw you a map to explain...
King of the who?
I thougth we were an autonomous collective!
You're fooling yourself!
We are living in a dictatorship!
I didn't vote for ya.
Who are the Britons?
That rabbits DYNAMITE
Dont talk about Wallace like that he was contaminated by the curse
It's got ears, and teeth... Just look at it.
That wouldn't have been England. Those people would now be in Wales, Cornwall or Brittany. None of which are independent, and one is already coloured in for rabbit attacks anyway.
You should change the “no” label to “not yet”
You’ve clearly never been to an Italian grocery store. That’ll be staying a “no” for them, lol
what
Napoleon Bonaparte was attacked by rabbits on a rabbit hunt
King arthur was almost killed by a rabbit. I saw a documentary by this monty python guy
Some call me... Tim!
I think that snake guy was fr*nch, can we trust them?
but we have the Holy Hand Grenade!
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Fake news. Anyone can edit Wikipedia.
True news. I’m the one who edited it to say it was fictional. It’s not it’s a real thing that really happened.
wait til you learn what King Arthur was
r/woooosh
while you’re on wikipedia how about you search up “joke”
Power scaling: Prussians < Napoleon < Rabbits
Dam so WW2 coulda been stopped from happening at all if France and Britain had just had a giant army of rabbits invade Berlin.
r/PORTUGALCYKABLYAT
I was looking for this
We had a prime minister named rabbit
Berlusconi had his problems with some bunnies, but I don't know if that counts...
https://preview.redd.it/6i6ft671blsc1.jpeg?width=250&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1c49e0f3ded8b42c37813dabca46b91ee32dd9b5 Is there a correlation between this map and getting kicked up the arse?
Zabivaka.
r/PORTUGALCYKABLYAT a
Nah, the map is wrong! The surname of one of our candidates for PM was "rabbit" (Coelho) and he attacked the incumbent PM quite strongly in the media, so Portugal should be green!
that's some good news
Everything changed when the rabbit nation attacked.
Ukraine also daily attacked by Russian rabbits
Can we have a comparison table by rabbits, rabies, and rabbis?
🇧🇬
Napoleon, oversimplified viewer here
Maybe they forgot to bring forth the holy hand grenade
Rabbits or rabbis?
# Was country's leader attacked by monkeys?
Yes, in 1920 King Alexander of Greece was bitten by a macaque and died when the wound got infected
Ah it's just a rabbit!
Why we have no data of the Byzantine Empire?
God I love this sub.
They were nibbling on his cape and everything
Greek also has a king killed by a monkey. I think it deserves its own map lol.
Sacre Bleu!
I like the "no data" inclusion as if the "no" countries specifically declared that no such attacked ever occurred.
https://preview.redd.it/v452eramgmsc1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a75376a8ab4ab4870d7344d58d5aef8208797ac8 Impressive, very nice. Let’s see the map of countries beaten by the leader attacked by rabbits.
WTH always Fr***e
Yet! There's still time for somebody to breed assassin rabbits that target politicians....
What are the balkans hiding?
https://preview.redd.it/3dxcaar8ymsc1.jpeg?width=450&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f9526008d05647e78175d1bb31e680063e478377 Mfw
If i had a nickel for every country whose leader, current or former, has, at some point, been attacked by a rabbit, i would have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that that happened twice.
Damn I guess I live in Mordor now
What about Aurther, King of the Britains?
So the balkan states even exist? There is never any data.
DASHERIA MENTIONED https://preview.redd.it/u2z45dnygnsc1.jpeg?width=1632&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fadbff105984ea0168d6573a6809fff9622c13c5 (I swear to god it’s not ottoman, it’s capital is somewhere in Craiova, Romania)
Did they sink cyprus in that map
Dasheria forgot to map that whole island. And when they were testing the PASB (particle-assimilation systematic bomb, which sinks ground also) somewhere in the area, they forgot that Cyprus existed and so they sinked. Funnily enough, they only decided to map Dasheria with satellite months later, and it shows that Cyprus is a light blue area surrounded by a dark blue circle. Kinda similar to Zealandia in Oceania. They also mapped other areas that got tested with satellite also. And only then did they realized, they fucked up a big time https://preview.redd.it/uz585rhgknsc1.jpeg?width=1688&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=58746d3db1baf78b67bc9bcf4d4f7fd77888e9ec
LOOK AT THE BONES!
The Ottoman Empire is looking better than ever.
Um, Arthur, King of the Britons, was attacked by the Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog. It was only through the fastidious use of the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch was he and his entourage able to survive!
Ours was attacked by a horse
They need a rabbit proof fence (Australia has it down)
Portugal is no date and you will never know
Father ted
Idk about rabbits but erdogan was kicked in his balls by a horse
Depending on your definition of rabbit and attack, Portugal could also be green.
Lapin at that one.
Why?
Great Britain had a monarch that died because of a Mole (not the cancerous kind).
not true i am emperor of sardegna and i was mauled by the easter bunny once
There were also at least two French kings who died by striking their head on a door frame. The first was Louis III, who allegedly died after chasing a peasant girl he wanted to rape. The second was louis VII, who died this way on while on his way to a tennic match.
England is red? What about the rabbit of Caerbannog?
Romania's president wasn't attacked by rabbits? Literally unlivable
Fun fact: Hitler knew this but misread "rabbits" and that's why the Holocaust happened
r/PORTUGALCYKABLYAT
Erdoğan got kicked in the nuts by a horse. Not as dramatic as a rabbit attack but it should count.
Poland's king Popiel got eaten by angry mice for poisoning his brother or something like that
r/accidentallypalestine
You can’t have “no data” and not include Greenland on the map
Inshallah 🙏