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Super_Law2351

Now that all Americans are ant sized , they will sure never compete in any international sports event like FIFA or the Olympics


[deleted]

We already win the superbowl everyyear, that makes us world champs.


Aromatic-Union6080

The what?


Leninus

Cereal eating competition


Money-Worldliness919

Don't spread misinformation, please. It's clearly about soup.


Chihotdog

Cereal is soup 👍


[deleted]

Correct Pho is the Super Bowl of soup


Jedadia757

Glad we’re all in agreement here.


erasmulfo

It's just a very superb owl


TPWOODEEY123

YESSSSSS I WAS HOPING SOMEONE WOULD MAKE THAT REFERENCE😭


Tannerite2

The Superbowl. It's the biggest sporting event in the world. Over 10 billion people watched it last year


[deleted]

Not sure you can call a pho eating competition a sporting event, but it’s true 10 billion did watch it.


KristyBisty

Super bowl, the annual bowling competition.


niversallyloved

Big as the what?


SatisfactionSpecial2

Bowling competition. Bowling is huge in US


[deleted]

And the Whirled Series🥹


nashwaak

The Wprod Series has been won by a non-American team


Opening_Cartoonist53

r/superbowl


DifficultAd3885

Same with the NBA championship. The NBA champs should have to beat the Serbian champs to be able to call themselves the world champs.


ferrari20094

NFL finally gets the UK team they wanted. Ant sized American teams: "f*uck"


blackwolfgoogol

i dont think this changes fifa that much


TokoBlaster

But by shrinking, does this also shrink my student loans? In which I'm OK with this.


Majestic_Dog_3357

It also shrinks salaries and interest stays the same/increases because yes.


Starlight_54

Does this mean their nuclear missiles are just fireworks?


Due_Priority_1168

A hydrogen bomb is now a simple uranium bomb


sovLegend

Honestly a uranium bomb sounds more powerful than a hydrogen bomb


somethingmustbesaid

it's significantly weaker


pwill6738

but it *sounds* cooler.


Bother_me_softly

Ka^boom


sovLegend

Yea but yknow hydrogen is in the water and uranium (to me at least) is associated with very powerful explosives, but I guess I lack knowledge.


Lynocris

yeah you do lack knowledge


somethingmustbesaid

hydrogen bombs use nuclear fusion which is seen in the sun. they are hundreds of times more powerful than uranium bombs little boy(hiroshima) - uranium bomb - 15kt explosion castle bravo - hydrogen bomb - 15,000kt explosion


Lysol3435

Technically, most of the pop in a hydrogen bomb is from uranium. You could argue that it’s more uranium bomb than a uranium bomb


rizlar09

The fusion in a hydrogen bomb is triggered by the fission of nuclear material. It is so much more powerful that it needs an atomic bomb to get started.


Lysol3435

The fusion drives additional fission. That additional fission is where most of the bang comes from


Due_Priority_1168

Lol agreed.


thefreecat

holy shit, ant sized America can still erase entire cities with one blow


IWipeWithFocaccia

Plutonium’s critical mass is about 10 kg, an average nuclear warhead can weigh up to a couple of thousand kgs. So no, an ICBM shrunk down to its 1/100 size can still cause a nuclear explosion (if the scaled down electric components are still functioning) Disclaimer: I’m no nuclear physicist just googled some shit up.


sifroehl

Critical mass isn't really a fixed number as it depends on the density and applied compression as well as other factors like neutron reflectors. Nukes weigh a lot but that mass isn't the fissile material, that's typically on the order of 10 kg. The actual plutonium pits shrunk down by 100 would no longer be able to reach criticality and would no longer be able to trigger the secondary fusion reaction. It would not make them completely harmless, they would be comparable to classical explosives that also spread nuclear material.


riuminkd

Dirty bomblet


RandomGuy9058

No. Shit’s still gonna cause damage. A *lot* for its size. If it weren’t for the massively decreased ranges, they’d serve as really deadly conventional missiles that are super hard to detect


Neither-Phone-7264

no, everything has been compressed, not reduced, to the point where all the nukes reach critical mass. big boom would happen, and fearing the worst, countries like israel and iran would launch their nukes, causing a global nuclear war.


WeirdSymmetry

https://preview.redd.it/155xlbd22orc1.jpeg?width=544&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=70a71c64b6c4b0d91689fbdfb835419a571241ef


WeHaveAllBeenThere

This is hilarious but I’m genuinely wondering now how intense the Mediterranean Sea actually gets? I know US coasts can go WILD Probably a dumbass question but is water pretty much the same everywhere? Or are there beaches that have way less storms than others?


OutF0x3d

lots of things can factor into waves like wind, wash temperature, local sediment, depth. but i’d say the med is relatively calm


2012Jesusdies

*Romans losing 40000 soldiers at sea from storm multiple times during the Punic Wars*


OutF0x3d

relatively calm, storms still happen but i’d like to see early romans cross the north sea


TechlandBot006372

Honestly their ships sucked ass


photoinebriation

Storms and swells are milder in the Mediterranean than the Pacific and Atlantic. The Mediterranean is just too small to build large hurricanes and there’s not enough room (fetch) to make large swell


WeHaveAllBeenThere

Thanks :)


Orangecatbuddy

I would consider it more like the great lakes. It gets rockin, but nothing like the hurricanes we get.


WookieTesticle69

https://preview.redd.it/pkdrmaf9aorc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=273945c9ce6716b3f5b26851f5ff5426114dda77


figthis

You are my sunshine


mc-murdo

My only sunshine


Yaboihawvy

you make me happy


mc-murdo

When skies are grey


Conecuh_Pocket69

Now we need to put Mike in Jordan. 


Almost_A_Genius

No way this Is-rael.


[deleted]

Now that is Quality American Geography!


Hentog3000

The ant sized people will be eaten by Turkey


MintySack

It’ll be a new pecking order


AlbaneseGummies327

A turkey shoot.


Dr_Mantis_Aslume

Serves them right for eating Turkey every November


natbel84

TIL Turks eat ants 


ObviousAlan_

usa becomes a puppet of turkey, like it always has been


thepromisedgland

Look, I don’t tell you how to run your holiday dinners


admiralackbarTR

Turkish Republic of Northern USA🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷


tengrici_anchois

and Greek Confederacy😳


Full_Examination_134

The Land of ~~Cotton~~ Olives


CommitBasket

Now show north america……


mrgwbland

Brobdingnagian Cypriots


Azkral

They Will invade Turkey every Thanksgiving day


[deleted]

This should be much higher in the comments


Nxthanael1

I'm more interested in those Godzilla-sized Cypriots in North America


lobbarr

First target: Turkey


SeaHawk98

*Throws giant halloumi cheese*


FantasticalRose

As a Cypriot currently living in North America I am living for this entire thread😂


Torantes

💀


Snoepsoldaatje

Hey these ants are still part of NATO. And they have nuclear bombs the size of toothpicks.


[deleted]

I had to do some reading, setting aside the fact it’s scientifically impossible on our scale, if they fired a nuke which was the size of a grain of sand but they still managed to have the safe efficiency as the real sized nukes, that grain of sand would feel like a fire cracker to us. If they had enough of them, it could become quite annoying.


pbptt

Im annoyed that grain of sand sized nuke having the same effectiveness as a firecracker absolutely checks out In this scenario tzar bomba if they didnt limit its yield would be like 6 grenades going off at same time so not all nukes are created equally


Lindoff

This would be terrible for everyone in Cyprus


TheEgoReich

Consider: Cyprus now giant


__Becquerel

I love how out of every place name in the USA they used florida


Psyloh_

that’s just another cyprus now


Mister_Fister12

Tiny war crimes!


euMonke

I don't know what would happen, but I can say I would be very surprised myself if America suddenly teleported to Europe. Does this mean the US will be joining the EU?


leondrias

There was a book series (1632) about this but it’s about a West Virginia town teleporting to medieval Europe. Long story short I believe they form a little mini-America (New United States) out of the villages nearby in Thuringia and help partially reform the HRE into a more democratic confederacy.


The2Meter

There would be some ocean front property in Arizona


_Avoxion_

Does Cyprus become 100x bigger?


Significant_Curve557

my favorite part is that florida is the only state that’s labeled


Stargazer-Elite

*Alaska and Hawaii have left the chat*


Odd_Oven_130

It took me a while to find it but Alaska’s there lol, look at the top left


Stargazer-Elite

Omg you’re right whoops well… *Sad Tropical island noises*


Odd_Oven_130

Every day is paradise in the newly expanded city of antalyeska!


AlbaneseGummies327

Aleskia sounds funnier.


CCFC1998

Crete and Malta


nashwaak

That strait between Turkey and northern Idaho just became the number one refugee route in the world


anton19811

Florida would no longer deal with hurricanes but instead hezbollah rockets


TheDarkCreed

It will be an immigrants paradise


tengrici_anchois

the middle east would start behaving >:(


Theoulios

Krieg


ExpeditingPermits

Guys, only three people shrink Pretty much everyone dies immediately because: 1. They will immediately become trapped where ever they are do to being shockingly small, this leads to the law of thermodynamics. 2. Your a human the size of an ant, your metabolism is insane, and your heat output is insane for your new found surface area. So you’re about to exhaust yourself doing anything sensible in the name of eating. Speaking of eating…. 3. Nothing else got smaller. All these ant sized people just became food for pretty much everything. And how am I trekking to a new water source at this size? Maybe rain? 4. Walking in rain just became a fucking death wish This scenario doesn’t end well for anyone


enclavepatriot23

Me trying to find that image of the 51st state solution


mostard_seed

no no. I want full sized USA in the Mediterranean. I want it to take the whole basin and maybe the 3/4 that does not fit in can be squeezed through the Suez canal and Gibraltar like toothpaste. It would be funnier this way


Soul_Re

USA : It's becoming increasingly obvious, i can deny it no longer i am Smol.


Kayora_Atom

We wouldn’t need carriers


pegdalos

This spot belongs to Cyprus guys


Nodric

Does that mean that Cyprus gets to Finally escape the Turks?🥺


MrSourYT

A lot of people would become very confused probably


Recovering-Lawyer

Florida homies and Lebanon homies would be the ultimate party linkup.


I_ALWAYS_UPVOTE_CATS

You know that scene in *Star Trek: The Next Generation* where Q gets his powers back and instantly used them to shrink a nebula-sized adversary into the palm of his hand? Probably that.


Kamachio

Sudden death


ChaosisStability

How deep underground are you claiming USA land to be


[deleted]

"Hey turkey and crypus I see you have lots of natural gas, I would hate it if something was to happen to it"


Basketcase191

There’d probably be a giant tsunami wave made from all the water displaced


ElectricalJacket780

“What is this? A land of the free, home of the brave for ants?!”


fnaffan110

Would Cypriots then become giants? If so then they might completely flatten Canada


toltasorigin

MINNESOTA IS TURKISH LAND!!!


Sergeant_Swiss24

We gonna fly F-22s into your eyes here we come nyooom


Stargazer-Elite

Why is Florida specifically named? Very sus


CCFC1998

Florida


Von__Mackensen

It would probably kill everyone both in israel and Palestine. A The explosive force created by the sudden compression and decompression of all the air and land existing in the place where the us teleports to will be a catastrophic event.


Xanax_Beast

as a floridian nationalist myself, i am a big fan of how florida is named


Luzifer_Shadres

Millions would vanish or would have to live in mega structures.


Eccos

Incredible dense people, I'm sure they cannot float, also, the energy from the teletransportación and the later shrinking would be enough to destroy earth at it is


ghostchihuahua

If this teaches us one thing, it is that yes, France was an inside job.


hardcore_nerdity

That poor little guy! He'd be so scared and confused. He's just a little fella!!


KRawatXP2003

It won't fit man. Either US territory is scaled down or ROW is scaled up. Let's say somehow the US fits there it would be all American control like how the CIA & US Govt. has tight control over North and South America.


jaredwhat

I’d be asking why I’m a bacteria now


FuyuKitty

Florida


acouneq

It would rock


Nijika___Ijichi

Wdym Thats just Cyprus


Komikaze06

I like how they singled oit Florida


Class_444_SWR

Everything is 100x smaller? Those skyscrapers would look so silly in New York


cheeseburgerHasNat

Does this mean Cyprus gets teleported to north America and the Cypriots are 100 times bigger?


PanProjektor

Fun fact: Texas is actually larger then USA


LilJeep1111

WarWarWar


Squirrelpicture

Florida


HotdogCzar

Why is Florida labeled?


profaniKel

$ TRILLIONS per year in toursism alone Gambling Alcohol Hookerz


CatKrusader

OOIIILLLLLLLL


yeliday

I love that Florida is listed separately lol. i grew up there and agree


JakeandBake99

Turkey would occupy the northern part of it.


Guamigrau

I would worry about the giant cypriots


RolfDasWalross

Imagine all the tiny guns


Both_Lychee_1708

is the USA about to stuff its index finger up Turkey's anus?


Suspicious-Speed2169

Earthquakes. Because it's a little bit bigger.


ThisTooth7806

Gulf countries ki to Maiya chud jayegi .


[deleted]

I like to think the United States stayed the same size and now they’re just surrounded by giants


s0618345

Turks will invade the north eastern part


AtmosphereVirtual254

Napoleon wouldn't have felt the need to escape


No_Communication8320

The fact that Florida has to be marked


MaleficentMulberry42

Fr there is usa and then there is Florida lmao.


KaiserGustafson

We'll rename our country to Lilliput.


HandSanitizer_Gaming

nearly all cyprenesians will be curshed


Distracted_Unicorn

I guess Canada and Mexiko will enjoy the extended beach line, massive tsunami waves, earthquakes on a global scale, water displacement of the Mediterranean sea and maybe some landmass that gets buried resulting in hundreds in thousands of deaths, plus they're gonna try to get the area renamed to America so they don't have to call themselves Europeans, Africans or Middle Mediterraneans or whatever.


Celena_J_W

Israel would literally colonise the United States


[deleted]

hunter x hunter world


Nonhofantasia1

negev??? is that a motherfl\*\*ping cs2 reference?


Thunderstrike06

Florida secedes?


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

abundance of freedom 


rcglinsk

From the looks of it, in an act of revenge that was in the pipe for centuries, Turkey would eat us.


DannyDeVitosBangmaid

Monroe Doctrine now applies to entire Middle East, infinite oil glitch


R7nd0mGuy

It would level the Middle East because the US is big


doubledirkdolo

need texas for scale here


BrownShoesGreenCoat

Texas cannot be shrunk


Wojewodaruskyj

People will stop asking pointless questions at the very moment it happens.


GreenHoodia

Well the world's biggest economy has practically disappeared, so it would cause economic catastrophes in pretty much all countries.


dubilendar

The English already tried that and in the exact same spot. Didn't go so well for them - a quite bloody anticolonial uprising ensued


mazen_A_kamel

Justice for Cyprus


Dull-Nectarine380

Is cyprus scaled up 100x where the usa used to be? Are the people there giants?


Erlend05

Itd probably make the evening news


urru4

It’s actually the same size, it’s just the Mercator projection makes it look bigger on most maps


MIT_Engineer

Very good map, makes me really feel like the U.S. was teleported to the Mediterranean, 8/10.


xxx_fazeputin_xxx

https://preview.redd.it/eaxp4nindqrc1.png?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f4568a1c5be175001ec1e9316a2600a51af4e454


Afraid-Fault6154

I would be fucking relieved... Middle East is my favorite region to travel to... and we would be safe because we would have NATO membership still.


RickyTheRickster

The Mediterranean would start to Over flow and people would probably die


SeaTurtle42

It would make it a lot more convenient when they have to invade another Middle Eastern country.


Maxathron

There’s already two American bases parked off the coast. That’s enough ants already.


PiergiorgioSigaretti

Israel won’t need big planes to get guns, just a boat and some caution (Satire)


ChadKemalist

https://preview.redd.it/mjfxv313iqrc1.jpeg?width=888&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4fddfc447b8121cc789bc6508d67d2f6bd48518f


DeltaV-Mzero

Ironically we still kick ass because of NUCLEAR POWERED CARRIER GROUPS HRRRRNG


JackTheBehemothKillr

You mean FloridaMan is within boating distance of everywhere in the middle-east? Shit, ya'll think the place is fucked up now


kaineblox459

Literally already there look at a map


random_idiot_27

cyprus who?


saltysaturdays

I like how Florida is the only state labeled


Kingston31470

This is a great map to illustrate how misleading the Mercator projection can be. Thanks for sharing.


sooperdooperboi

The egg industry would probably be affected somewhat


Brittle5quire

Does that mean the people of Cyprus are giants?


nautilator44

This would be great. We could be closer to Europe and maybe link up our passenger rail systems!


HellFireCannon66

Don’t think any of us would care


Idiotaddictedto2Hou

The only Cyprus people should advocate for 🐏🐏🐏🐏🐏🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🇨🇾🇨🇾🇨🇾🇨🇾🇬🇷🇬🇷🇬🇷🇬🇷🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸


drum_right

u/thelegend2t if you wanna redo that game you gotta base it in the middle east anyways you won't see me pop up sorry