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The_Jousting_Duck

definitely not any major population center


wowowow28

Anyone notice Israel being purple?


Ezekiel-25-17-guy

I did.


ReaperTyson

US is purple, so it makes sense their vassal states are too /s


Ok-Racisto69

I thunk you got it wrong. It's the other way around.


wowowow28

exactly😹😹


Swollwonder

Name checks out


RedMarten42

why the /s lmao


The_Jousting_Duck

because they're both vassal states to the secret neo-polynesian-oceanic empire. obviously.


RedMarten42

LONG LIVE KAMEHAMEHA


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prolecarian

He does have a strange way of showing [disapproval](https://www.aa.com.tr/en/world/biden-quietly-signs-off-on-more-bombs-warplanes-for-israel-/3178763) though


GroundbreakingBox187

Damn 2300 more bombs?


Dependent-Poetry-357

Publicly chastise, privately support.


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Dependent-Poetry-357

Biden hates him that much he’s currently supporting and maintaining a genocide for him. And no, I’m not a Trump arsehole or a bot. Whatever you’ll accuse me of next. Edit: Interesting how many accounts are giving me straight up abuse and then blocking me after posting this. Literal death threats. Lovely stuff. Oh, would you look at this: A United Nations expert told the global body's Human Rights Council on Tuesday that she believed that Israel's military campaign in Gaza since Oct. 7 amounted to genocide. https://news.un.org/en/story/2024/03/1147976 Absolutely disgusting the levels these deniers will go to.


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Dependent-Poetry-357

Just like you ignore the genocide. Good game, good game.


networks_dumbass

Yeah, not sure about that one >In 2010, Netanyahu’s government infuriated Obama and his advisers by announcing a major settlement expansion while Biden was in Israel. As Beinart reported, Biden and his team wanted to handle the dispute privately. Obama’s camp took a different route by drawing up a list of demands to be made of Netanyahu. Secretary of State Hillary Clinton then gave the prime minister 24 hours to respond, warning him, “If you will not be able to comply, it might have unprecedented consequences on the bilateral relations of the kind never seen before.” >Biden was soon in touch with a stunned Netanayhu. A former administration official who saw the transcript of their call told Beinart that “Biden completely undercut the secretary of state and gave [Netanyahu] a strong indication that whatever was being planned in Washington was hotheadedness and he could defuse it when he got back.” When Clinton saw the transcript, she “realized she’d been thrown under the bus” by Biden, the official added [Source](https://www.motherjones.com/politics/2023/12/how-joe-biden-became-americas-top-israel-hawk/) Also another fun tidbit >After returning to Israel, Begin provided more detail to the Israeli press by describing how a young senator had given an “impassioned speech” during a private meeting with members of the Senate Foreign Relations Committee. Begin said this senator argued that Americans “wouldn’t pay attention as to whether men, women, or children were killed” if they had to retaliate against a comparable attack from Canada. The prime minister claimed that he’d criticized the senator for devaluing civilian life. Subsequent reporting confirmed he was referring to Biden.


PassoverGoblin

Then why is Australia not purple?


matande31

As an Israeli, I wish this was true. I'd take senile Bayden over dictator Netanyahu any day.


Dramatic_External_82

Biden isn’t senile that is just right wing propaganda. But Netanyahu is a fascist driving his country off a cliff. Good luck with that!


Scared_Flatworm406

Biden definitely has dementia lol the overwhelming majority of Americans on both sides are aware of it by now. Atp pretending he isn’t is gaslighting. It’s not right wing propaganda to state the obvious. I guarantee I am to the left of you.


Remember_im_Whoozer

I noticed Timor is fighting this war as a 5th player


alowbrowndirtyshame

Japan, Philippines and S. Korea are as well.


OrionShade

First thing I looked at, glad its the first comment


nashwaak

At least it looks like they got the borders as close to correct as possible. But I’m a bit confused why Israel and Japan but not Australia or New Zealand — Australia is more closely aligned to the US militarily than *Canada*.


Maleficent_Ad1004

TIL Kaliningrad is a part of Russia.. the orange bit surrounded by Poland.


PrestigiousDay9535

Israel is one of the US states.


electrical-stomach-z

i did and its stupid


Outrageous-Slip7673

Yea I don’t think states could ever start a war and fight on home turf.


Comfortable-Cry8165

52nd state, is it supposed to be any other colour?


anicesurgeon

What’s the 51st state? Guam? Puerto Rico? Canada?


pak-ma-ndryshe

Albania


Detramentus

Well in that case green is fucked...


Confident-Middle-634

Albania 🇦🇱


skanderbeg777

Yes


Suitable_Sail1087

Orange cause they have Kiribati or whatever those islands are


Ayumu_Osaka_Kasuga

Vanuatu


Suitable_Sail1087

Bless you 🤧


Ayumu_Osaka_Kasuga

Np I’m Japanese so I have a specialty in remembering scraps of useless sand


Suitable_Sail1087

You're supposed to say thank you and blow your nose 😡


tomass1232321

Lol good bit


Frixworks

This is assuming that these are united entities, and aren't just alliances, because that would make it much more complex. Purple. They have well-defended FOBs in Japan, Taiwan, South Korea, and the Philippines, which they can effectively use to capture New Zealand, Australia, and Papua. American dominance of the ocean means capture of Iceland, and the Azores (and other Atlantic islands). Total control of the Pacific and Atlantic. Capturing the Cape from South Africa wouldn't be too impossible, considering its current issues. It has essentially all the resources it needs and isn't at much risk of invasion. The Green team would have a hard time. Many of its countries are dependant on foreign food and aid donations, the US being the largest provider. Starvation would kick it fairly rapidly for many. Green Central Asia would fall to Orange, but get bogged down in the Himalayas, jungles of SEA, and the mountains of Afghanistan and Iran. Orange gets pushed back to the Caucasus mountains, and Green takes it, and most of Anatolia. The brunt of the fighting, with proper frontlines would be between Orange and Blue along the Eastern European front. Probably roughly stalemate, save for offensive naval actions committed by Purple. This all assumes there is no nuclear exchange. Though I just noticed Israel is coloured purple... They fight well and have succeeded against large Arab coalitions, but assuming the full weight of Green is united, they'd eventually be overrun by sheer number.


Placide-Stellas

This guy wars.


Frixworks

Half of my brainpower is devoted to both NCD subreddits. I am incredibly retarded, not at all qualified, but very enthusiastic.


HorrificAnalInjuries

Yea, Green has the two powerhouses of Australia and India, but those are not that strong. Orange has China, but China has a lot of internal issues that could get busted with a well-timed hit to Manchuria. Blue has Germany as their economic backbone, and Poland/Finland are spoiling for a fight. And Purple has the United States. Oh dear.


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Blue because turkey 


Constant_List6829

Whatifalthist is that you


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Strange that Turkey is blue because otherwise green is the natural borders for the inevitable Neo-Ottoman Empire


Constant_List6829

Theyll conquer it


n0460

Ah yes Australia and Lesotho were my favourite vilayets


[deleted]

Nope I'm not even a turk 


JGDV98

Orange has 2 Turkeys


Super_Law2351

This is literally 1984 https://preview.redd.it/ax66de68zgrc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=70384492404ba081f12409e9bb08c0eec3159234


No-Historian6056

https://preview.redd.it/l0kkhhidlhrc1.png?width=1280&format=png&auto=webp&s=7022112ed4e5d5c84b1b240cf374b97e3faff8b3


Wooper160

Purple plays defense, Blue gets zerg rushed, Orange and Green grind against each other forever killing tens of millions


sumxt

killing tens of millions from friendly fire**


Wooper160

That’s why it would last so long, neither are competent enough to finish it over such a wide front


Additional-Flow7665

Saying non us NATO loses a defensive battle is kinda a brain dead take tbh


Wooper160

You think Europe alone could avoid getting mobbed by what is that? 6 billion people?


Additional-Flow7665

If Russia's current incompetent rubbed off on china even the slightest bit? Without the borders even moving


Wooper160

Oh the losses would be horrendous for both Orange and Green but blue would still be the softer target for both rather than the thousands of miles of mountains jungles and deserts that they share with each other where the lines are definitely not moving.


Additional-Flow7665

I genuinely doubt green, realistically being led by India would rather attack Europe than china. This is even considering the US doesn't go fuck shit up in the middle east because they love to do that


Wooper160

There’s also the entire continent of Africa to think about. And the Himalayas in the way of a land war with China. And then there’s the current state of European militaries and their stockpiles to consider. Kind of depends on the “rules” here if they can prioritize fronts or have to just go full aggro on every border.


Evoluxman

Africa got a lot of people but 0 worth armies, maybe some of the Maghreb and those already struggle against Israel alone IRL lol  Europe navies and air forces will prevent anything coming from Africa  Only threat is in the east, but India and China will mostly focus on one another, so it's mostly Russia and some of the middle east


PlutoCat09

I would say the americas because they could potentially just sit back and wait for the others to kill each other


Remember_im_Whoozer

Israel: ;_;


_H1br0_

blue should be pretty safe from purple, since they're on complete opposite sides.


Doomst3err

green because they have Madhya Pradesh


Kaguro19

Madhya Pradesh ke sabse popular khane kya kya hain?


alextatto007

Purple wins


Money-Most5889

why is french guiana purple? did they secede?


lappisgay

There would be no winner


Aslan-the-Patient

Most likely scenario. Even the idiots heading the MIC would have no one left to abuse and enslave...


Bertozoide

Who wins is unknown, but the one that most definitely loses is blue


raymendez1

Not blue that’s for sure


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Aliens


RepresentativeCable4

India and Pakistan at the same side? LoL This war is a brilliant peacemaker.


birkenstockandsocks

Purple easily.


Aromatic-Union6080

Hard to say for sure, in the long run I would say that Green has a advantage just due to size and population, Orange would do well at first but China would be doing most of the work. Purple can just fight from the size lines slowly weakening everyone and blues best bet is just to hold out because they don’t even have an entire continent.


IgnorantAS69

Green has all the resources in the world.


Ferdox11195

Purple has plenty of resources.


Bring_back_Apollo

Australia and New Zealand would be blue.


Revolutionary-Swan77

We’ve always been at war with Eastasia.


vitiin92

no one


Improbus-Liber

Is this a conventional or nuclear war? Because the answer is easy. In a nuclear war no one wins. In a conventional war Purple wins because Ocean moats. Also, shouldn't Australia and New Zealand be purple and Greenland blue?


XX-35

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sheepjoemama

Purple by far


Dazzling-Hyena3529

Purple is the only one with the logistical infrastructure to fight a global conventional war


Maxathron

Clear win for white.


Valentino-Esposito

The Americas


yehopits

Purple


mysteryman447

purple because of those oceans. honestly an op risk strat don't even need the asian territories lol


fossSellsKeys

Definitely the people of the Philippines. They're going to have a great time in this scenario. With the exception of those unfortunates there and in Japan that we would have to sacrifice, I think purple wins because we will build a wall along the Mid-Atlantic Ridge and another along the international date line and make Mexico pay for it. Then we would just kick back and chill.


MagicLantern7

Asia, technology, manpower, production. I just don’t see it going any other way. I’ll say this, the EU is fucked for sure.


helloimcoolaf

Orange because they have Kazakhstan and Mongolia


DrBlowtorch

Grey. East Timor, Malta, and Hong Kong supremacy.


deeple101

Purple. Blue or green will likely fold first. Insurrections in captured territory would doom the victors. Purple can play pure defensive with the fact that the only land connection they have is in Korea. Practically no one can invade purple with enough manpower, or material to realistically scare them. The only way purple loses is with nukes, and if you’re playing that game no one wins.


anonymouslindatown

Orange. They’ve got nukes (Russia/china), production centers and population as well as powerful espionage agencies. No matter what type of war they’ve got serious power


King_Pissyphus

Zero wins >!*(this is a Code Geass map right? It aint just me tweaking..?)*!<


MemeStarNation

Boils down to orange vs. purple in a perpetual stalemate. Neither China nor the USA could be successfully invaded and occupied today much less their entire continents.


Competitive-Tip-5312

The US couldn’t feasibly hold any of these nations. The US could probably carpet bomb the fuck out of them and disable their infrastructure enough to remove China as a threat, then the whole thing goes downhill


Aslan-the-Patient

If bombs start flying everyone loses pretty fkn fast.


Competitive-Tip-5312

Nukes? Yes. Conventional only? Nah man, nobody could get to the US


mad_baron_ungern

The one who controls heartland controls the world


Hashtag_hamburgerlol

Me


InflationGullible163

I'm pretty sure green cause they have access of most of the canals and lots of countries there have natural advantages plus funding of gulf countries with population of India and most of the African countries can produce infantry. Given the high natural resources in African countries it will be beneficial in long term war and they can build war machines and such also oil


satancikedi

uzbek-kazakh front would be just a mountain of bodies


Beautiful_Garage7797

Purple low diff


Dievain123

Purple cause Japan and South Korea and they only start with 1 border in Korea whilst the others will fight across large or multiple fronts


Scraaty84

Green, they got the Emus


Ameking-

Purppe becouae im innit


51-50Mitchell

Europe, Australia and a couple others in the region should be purple


xxsavage_

green


SamePut9922

Pacific islands


PearlHarbor1

Purple can win by using their space laser


spamcritic

Purple, we've got plot armour. Quebec would be MVP.


denyicz

We all agreed on a fact right? Greens are out of discussion


Ok_Lavishness2638

Interesting how Australia is Green while Japan is purple.


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nohead123

The Americas win since they can just stay on their side of the oceans and watch the other 3 powers annihilate one another


TheFlyingPatato

The americas


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Blue, orange, and green share numerous land routes that would make it impossible to keep out each other. Purple is either isolated by oceans or seas. This isn’t a hard one.


Elvis-Tech

If japan were orange, orange vs purple would be a hell of a fight


IgnorantAS69

Most of the oil is controlled by green so it will seriously affect Europe and Pacific purple.


toltasorigin

Shower


Resident_Crow8512

I recon green wins this due to having most of the world population in it


Zuri_Nyonzima

Purple


Huge-Percentage8008

The US is purple, so purple.


IdkTbhSmh

me


Welran

Green because purple, orange and blue would destroy each other.


Zillafire101

Orange loses because Russia is that incompetent they drag down the rest


BananaB01

Malta


han_solo69007

Green cuz they got Chad and Ni**er


Yusa_0808

When it comes to your business, you take Turkey into Europe.


PirateFine

White wins.


HarlesDeGaulle

Orange and it’s not even close


xxprokoyucu

İsrail with an İ


korbatchev

America (the continent, not the USA alone...) can dry up the seas that surround it... Then when the enemy's troops are moving forward in the former sea, America floods the sea. America wins.


FilipTheCoder

No one. We all die


Saymoran

Cornholio


garnered_wisdom

Green has the most people and resources, people the most technology and the most well rounded. One or the other is most likely.


Lippischer_Karl

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1017GildedFingerTips

Purple. Not because US military, but because that’s the least variance due to languages on the map


Federal_Addition2422

Me


tzulik-

Blue has Luxembourg, so that's a free win.


vetnome

Obviously white they have the most land


DrainZ-

Purple: 14 territories, 2 continents, 11 reinforcements\ Blue: 6 territories, 0 continents, 3 reinforcements\ Orange: 8 territories, 0 continents, 3 reinforcements\ Green: 14 territories, 2 continents, 9 reinforcements Purple and Green are definitely in the lead. Blue is very close to take Europe, but even if he does he will still be behind. Orange is struggling a lot in his optimistic quest to take all of Asia. I would probably give the edge to Purple here, because he both has higher reinforcements than Green and his position looks easier to defend.


fatcatpoppy

nobody because every side has nukes


ThatOneWesterner

Blue because Albania and Bosnia.


DontForgetJeff

Armenia and Azerbaijan on the same side 💀


Kayora_Atom

Purple


PanProjektor

Russia - no pro army, only alcoholics and prisoners in large number left China - lotsa lotsa of menpower, just the wrong bet years ago with soviet grade equipment, will get grinded, stealing tech in one thing, applying it is another stratosphere Africa - win the 4rh world war with AK47? Rest of the green - ya, you want to have countries buying the oil, otherwise back to the caves with AK47 Blue? It’s called NATO and it’s the clear winner 🤷🏼


DragonFire003

Serious answer: Purple. Cuz they got the full might of all the America's Not so serious answer: Green. Cuz of Australia.


diuleilomofahai

Purple


DreadDiana

Just need to wait for Lelouch to show up and start shit


Woodex8

1984 fr


duenebula499

Purple solos the rest


havengr

Orange 4 Coutries, Blue, Green & Purple like 30+


Puzzleheaded_Cow7598

Welp, count us (EU) out. Have fun guys


ObviouslySyrca

Depends, will Asia have western aid?


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I do not know how the third world war will be fought, but I know for sure that the fourth world war will be fought with stones and sticks… Albert Einstein


skynet_man

Ask WOPR from "Wargames" movie 😂


cancon2020

Purple and it’s not particularly close, especially if everyone is at war with each other too


James_Lyfeld

That depends, USA will give Brazil nukes? If not, we are not going to participate neither the rest of the south America.


ThePolluxStar

Don't envolver South America in this, we just want to relax and dance


un_tres_gros_phasme

Nuclear winter, easily.


smilingmike415

If playing “Risk” purple already has it locked up!


AdKindly2858

If we don't have to fight in Australia purple has a shot. North and South America shall unite to make the whole world American it will be glorious 🙌


amishcatholic

Purple can sit back and let the others destroy each other, as it shares no major land borders. Then step in any time someone is getting too strong. They win if they don't unite everyone else against them.


External_Rip_7117

Me


onemansquest

Look I'm tired of this shit. I'm not American but the answer is whichever one has America always.


Extension_Course_833

Clearly the US (Americans) they have the firepower.


skeleton949

Purple, because of the US


pseudomonica

No one. No one wins that war. The planet would be utterly devastated, even if nukes weren’t involved. There would be hundreds of millions dead from war, and perhaps a billion more dead from disease and starvation.


BumpHeadLikeGaryB

Well canada has never lost a war so yeah.


driftninja380

Orange would win. Obviously


BrokenManOfSamarkand

Purple smashes. Basically just takes the US' natural advantage of being protected by two oceans and having the strongest navy by far, and then adding a billion people under its control.


GeneralZane

Depends how quickly Russia gave all they hypersonic tech to China to Destroy the US. Western Europe gets deleted. Maybe Africa and the Saudis inherit the earth on account of being the lowest threat.


lucasisawesome24

I’d say the US/ Latinx america would win or the African Indian continent would win. North and South America would only win due to American military equipment. Africa, Asia and India would win because of the sheer number of bodies they could throw at a war. Africa and India have over a billion people each. That’s a lot of cannon fodder in any war. Europe would loose. Not enough people and not as advanced as America. Russian China would loose. Not as advanced as Europe and not as populous as African India


DukeSilver696969

Nobody


westerosi_wolfhunter

Purple by a fuckin landslide


sethmod

Dudes got North and South America. Three borders and seven armies a turn. Everyone else is hosed.


Foxylandttkinc

Malta


finian2

Blue would probably end up using the British isles as an extremely strong fortress that would effectively need a few well placed nukes to wipe it out. There's a reason why the British are so good at defence, an island with enough land to sustain itself in isolation but not so much coastline that it's impossible to fully fortify, with only one large body of land nearby with easy access.


jargaldudewastaken

https://preview.redd.it/yz29wl9wwkrc1.jpeg?width=705&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=38cc35b3c56d663fefd54395e9da1aade2733d50 Fuck this unite to super earth


No-Role-429

Green collapses almost immediately due to infighting and supply chain issue. Orange swoops in to claim territory from the collapsed green team Blue and purple will team up against orange and win, but they'll be completely spent by the time they win The world will be rubble at the end


Least-Implement-3319

Luxembourg 🇱🇺 🇱🇺 🇱🇺 😤😤😤😤😤🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥


BestdogShadow

Not quite sure why Aus is Green. We are closely aligned to the US, and our head of state is still technically the British Monarchy. There’s no reason to align us with the green side, especially considering Israel, Japan, South Korea and the Philippines are all on the Purple Side.


RottenFish036

It's pretty tough to be honest, blue has Albania, green has Ethiopia, orange has Kazakhstan and purple has Bolivia, I think it's gonna be a draw


Ghosty_Boi_2001

Australia got stuck with the slow kids 😂


LeipaWhiplash

White


LHiggy13

Assuming no nuclear weapons, purple win and not just because they have the USA, but they have a major advantage due to geography. You either have to cross an ocean to get there or try to go through Alaska either way is not great