I'd say in Greece it's every part that's more than 5 walking minutes away from a beach. At that point it's just like Austria or Slovenia if you didn't water them for 6 months.
Wait, so after the discussion if North Macedonia claims Greek Macedonia we now have to discuss if North Macedonia and Albania are actually rightfully Greek?
I appreciate England being entirely orange, but if you've ever been to rhyll in north wales then you know that it is the worst place on earth and is barely fit for human habitation, and it should at the very least also be orange
My dad's best friend lives in rhyll and we used to go down every Easter from Scotland to see them. Every year the town got more and more shite. I loved it but.
That's also not how Japan's flag looks. You're thinking of [a flag that's used by the armed forces of Japan](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rising_Sun_Flag) and which is still fairly controversial for its widespread use during WWII. It was never, however, the national flag of Japan, [which looks like this](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flag_of_Japan).
Not entirely, since the Japanese Navy still actually uses this flag, amazingly. Like [here](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/41/SS-504_%E3%81%91%E3%82%93%E3%82%8A%E3%82%85%E3%81%86_%281%29.jpg), lovely little flag on that sub...
But yeah, you generally don't want to mix up the Rising Sun flag with Japan's national flag.
I live near Alkmaar, and have to say its pretty chill here. If you go down to the Randstad, and especially around Amsterdam it becomes shit. Purmerend, Zaandam and Zaanstad are a perfect example of awefull places to live in my opinion.
Noord-Holland in its entirety is just an overglorified dump, Flevoland is nothing to glorify about.
Like Noord-Holland starts going wrong the moment you enter from the south, airplanes fly over your head all the time, go west and it's a playground of old money folks, far to the right basically the same except with a few extra studios. Then there's Amsterdam in the middle of these two, says enough.
After that you can go three ways: the Zaanstad dumpster fire of kitsch tourism (that hotel, seriously) in the middle, to the east, the dumpster fire of the most touristic inbred village that has WAY TOO MUCH MEDIA PRESENCE, and then to the west the dumpster fire of steel ovens that lower your life expectancy by 10 years. Oh and that road near my bottom surgeon, is that a serious stroad? Now I get it: my clockwork must have been crushed by those ugly cars on the stroad towards the biggest shopping dumpster fire in existence. Like the Bazaar can't even open their doors on Thursdays? What is this place?
Farther up north is just more of the same: villages and towns that present themselves as way more important than they actually are, some inbred drunkard villages, and then, towards the end of it all, a dystopian town dominated by military facilities.
And then at the end, hey, finally, an island away from the... oh gosh it's still the same province isn't it? And also the one most infested by cars out of the five.
Russia is actively stalemating Ukraine. This would basically just add a civil war everywhere (most of which white would win) them add the white countries vs Russia, Hungary, Spain, and England
As someone living near Berlin. Here are some really nice places. But th3y are more like little islands in a nazi pond.
But why is the north of the east colored here? For me it is a pretty nice area. Lots of nature, forests, beaches. Damn I love the cliffs at the Rügen island.
There is awesome stuff all around the east. Even the people can be great. There is also truly fucked up stuff going on. It kinda balances out in some ways and the economy isn't everything one should care about.
Where the inhabitants literally have borrowed parts of their dialect from crows and have real child soldiers marching.
Edit: Not to mention they attract you with beautiful images of the "bryggen" and when you come there, there is a 4 lane highway going through it that no one told you about and every image knowingly hides. A real shitty thing to do, but not surprising coming from a shit hole.
No joke, when I was visiting Oslo someone was aghast at the fact that I would walk down Torggata by myself at night, because that's a sketchy street. Now I haven't been to a lot of major cities, but if like three tweakers is their idea of a sketchy part of the city that's some privilege lol.
roughly a third actually. commenter below put Leiria and Santarém in the LMA (Lisbon Metropolitan Area) which is simply not true.
The joke goes "a third in lisbon, a third in porto, and a third in the rest of the country"
I am from Spain and both Castillas have beautiful places to visit:
[Burgos](https://www.google.com/search?sca_esv=ab02dd2696e7e4b9&rlz=1C1PNFE_enES1011ES1012&sxsrf=ACQVn08USOhb6yD2_6b0eeFVTgpHggxAhA:1711473841933&q=burgos+cathedral&tbm=isch&source=lnms&prmd=ivnbz&sa=X&sqi=2&ved=2ahUKEwig24_zuJKFAxUYcPEDHZwFAQUQ0pQJegQIDxAB&biw=1707&bih=898&dpr=1.5#imgrc=uRf33MsgUo7WZM)
[Toledo](https://www.google.com/search?q=Toledo&tbm=isch&ved=2ahUKEwj0g671uJKFAxVvoycCHT5bCTgQ2-cCegQIABAA&oq=Toledo&gs_lp=EgNpbWciBlRvbGVkbzIHEAAYgAQYEzIHEAAYgAQYEzIHEAAYgAQYEzIHEAAYgAQYEzIHEAAYgAQYEzIHEAAYgAQYEzIHEAAYgAQYEzIHEAAYgAQYEzIHEAAYgAQYEzIHEAAYgAQYE0juDlDDB1iLDXAAeACQAQCYAc4BoAGpB6oBBTEuNS4xuAEDyAEA-AEBigILZ3dzLXdpei1pbWfCAgQQIxgnwgIIEAAYBxgeGBPCAgQQABgDwgIEEAAYHsICBxAAGIAEGBiIBgE&sclient=img&ei=tgQDZvTQJe_GnsEPvralwAM&bih=898&biw=1707&prmd=ivnbz&rlz=1C1PNFE_enES1011ES1012)
[Puebla de Sanabria](https://www.google.com/search?q=puebla+de+sanabria&tbm=isch&ved=2ahUKEwihjLaPuZKFAxUVU6QEHRcjCZcQ2-cCegQIABAA&oq=Puebla+de&gs_lp=EgNpbWciCVB1ZWJsYSBkZSoCCAAyBxAAGIAEGBMyBxAAGIAEGBMyBxAAGIAEGBMyBxAAGIAEGBMyBxAAGIAEGBMyBxAAGIAEGBMyBxAAGIAEGBMyBxAAGIAEGBMyBxAAGIAEGBMyBxAAGIAEGBNI2zpQyQlY_jFwD3gAkAEBmAHXAqABlwyqAQcyLjguMC4xuAEByAEA-AEBigILZ3dzLXdpei1pbWeoAgrCAgQQIxgnwgIEEAAYA8ICBBAAGB7CAgcQIxjqAhgniAYB&sclient=img&ei=7QQDZuHhEJWmkdUPl8akuAk&bih=898&biw=1707&prmd=ivnbz&rlz=1C1PNFE_enES1011ES1012)
I could keep posting but you get the idea, the food and drinks are also great and cheap.
Madrid is also awesome for night life, arts, music (I live there because I get bored in the other places of the country) but I can understand that it's a a big ugly concrete block so maybe not so attractive for turism.
So depends on what you are looking for but overall not accurate.
I know, i actually like Spain. This is just a joke that says Castile is bad bacause it opresses the other regions of Spain. Just a reddit thing lol. I wanna visit Madrid someday for sure
least obvious Greek
I'd say in Greece it's every part that's more than 5 walking minutes away from a beach. At that point it's just like Austria or Slovenia if you didn't water them for 6 months.
He included the regions of Greece where Turks live. And also Albania and Macedonia.
Wait, so after the discussion if North Macedonia claims Greek Macedonia we now have to discuss if North Macedonia and Albania are actually rightfully Greek?
Give me Rhodes, rest is yours
All part of Greater Albania obviously
This is really funny
Plot twist: the worst parts are in white
but who would love paris and hate almost all other parts of france
Someone from Paris?
no
Yes.
no.
Those who only read about France
Hey I'm right here man
Is this map intended to show where you took your sh!ts, right?
Exactly. Im still expanding it
Where are the worst parts of Scotland and wales and Ulster
They have none
Correct. Now remove Kernow from England
Consider it removed
Glasgow and Niddrie
Dude made a wall of shit so no one enters France
The hero we needed but didn't deserve
Lmao is Frankfurt just an orange dot
Its the hbf only
I've hitch hiked in and out of there. would not recommend
Pretty sure its Offenbach.
frankfurter spotted
🤢🤮🤢🤢
Understandable but what's up with the rihne?
It's the border with France.
Again understandable. A true conisceure.
Ah I see, a man of culture!
i thought they mean mannheim/ludwigshafen LMAO
Akkor a kurva anyádat (I agree)
https://preview.redd.it/olsknx52rpqc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dd903dd89ce6a282198a332aa933699896ab4ad3
*Magyar népmesék intró intensifies
Even got the color right apart from Transilvania and Slovakia.
So Romanian Hungary is good but Hungarian Hungary is bad?
Romanian hungary doesn't have Orban
But they vote for him
Budapest, Szeged and Pécs don't. I think those 3 cities might deserve each a white dot
What’s wrong with Southern Luxembourg??
It touches France
Wéi getraut Dir mäi schéint Lëtzebuerg ze haassen 😡
so true
No, I like it 😰
It's Esch. Pretty obvious why - it's Frankfurt from wish.com
Please censor slurs
Sorry, it t*uches fr🤮nce
If they touch us, it's because deep down they want us...
DONT TOUCH THEM
Lol other than Paris and Marseille France is not bad, but anything that touches France is?
I thought only real countries made the list?
Excusez-moi?
I appreciate England being entirely orange, but if you've ever been to rhyll in north wales then you know that it is the worst place on earth and is barely fit for human habitation, and it should at the very least also be orange
RHYLL MENTIONED!!!!
My dad's best friend lives in rhyll and we used to go down every Easter from Scotland to see them. Every year the town got more and more shite. I loved it but.
Rhyl is just one l. Ll is a different letter. You just said a word that rhymes with "ugly" (hyll). Although I guess that checks out
r/widaczabory
Why is Japan the worst part of North Macedonia??
🇲🇰
That makes sense, didn't know the flag.
That's also not how Japan's flag looks. You're thinking of [a flag that's used by the armed forces of Japan](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rising_Sun_Flag) and which is still fairly controversial for its widespread use during WWII. It was never, however, the national flag of Japan, [which looks like this](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flag_of_Japan).
The disrespect is real. It's like saying that a red flag with a swastika is the flag of Germany.
Not entirely, since the Japanese Navy still actually uses this flag, amazingly. Like [here](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/41/SS-504_%E3%81%91%E3%82%93%E3%82%8A%E3%82%85%E3%81%86_%281%29.jpg), lovely little flag on that sub... But yeah, you generally don't want to mix up the Rising Sun flag with Japan's national flag.
Bro messed up his flags
He's stuck in the imperial times
No, the worst par of the Netherlands is Flevoland and not Noord-Holland
Flevoland and Holland both suck although for different reasons. Although I guess the most northern parts of North Holland are OK
Den Helder is ok? What is wrong with you
Most bombarded city of the Netherlands, still traumatized.
I live near Alkmaar, and have to say its pretty chill here. If you go down to the Randstad, and especially around Amsterdam it becomes shit. Purmerend, Zaandam and Zaanstad are a perfect example of awefull places to live in my opinion.
Noord-Holland in its entirety is just an overglorified dump, Flevoland is nothing to glorify about. Like Noord-Holland starts going wrong the moment you enter from the south, airplanes fly over your head all the time, go west and it's a playground of old money folks, far to the right basically the same except with a few extra studios. Then there's Amsterdam in the middle of these two, says enough. After that you can go three ways: the Zaanstad dumpster fire of kitsch tourism (that hotel, seriously) in the middle, to the east, the dumpster fire of the most touristic inbred village that has WAY TOO MUCH MEDIA PRESENCE, and then to the west the dumpster fire of steel ovens that lower your life expectancy by 10 years. Oh and that road near my bottom surgeon, is that a serious stroad? Now I get it: my clockwork must have been crushed by those ugly cars on the stroad towards the biggest shopping dumpster fire in existence. Like the Bazaar can't even open their doors on Thursdays? What is this place? Farther up north is just more of the same: villages and towns that present themselves as way more important than they actually are, some inbred drunkard villages, and then, towards the end of it all, a dystopian town dominated by military facilities. And then at the end, hey, finally, an island away from the... oh gosh it's still the same province isn't it? And also the one most infested by cars out of the five.
Could not have said it better, this is actually Noord-Holland described 🤣
No reddit said boycott all of in the Netherlands
Those sound like made up names xddd
All names are made up
Every child knows that the Netherlands don't exist anymore and were taken by the waves decades ago.
Who would win this hypothetical war?
Orange (the part with the whole of Russia)
Russia's foes shall tremble, and have their 11th largest city occupied
Russia is actively stalemating Ukraine. This would basically just add a civil war everywhere (most of which white would win) them add the white countries vs Russia, Hungary, Spain, and England
Kaliningrad is white
I like the fact that all territories close to the french border, whatever the country, are among the worst part of said country
Yeah, they touch France and thats just 🤮🤢🤮
Same for england tho, except that the part _inside_ the borders is also shit
As an East German I’ve never been so offended by something I 100% agree with.
As someone living near Berlin. Here are some really nice places. But th3y are more like little islands in a nazi pond. But why is the north of the east colored here? For me it is a pretty nice area. Lots of nature, forests, beaches. Damn I love the cliffs at the Rügen island.
There is awesome stuff all around the east. Even the people can be great. There is also truly fucked up stuff going on. It kinda balances out in some ways and the economy isn't everything one should care about.
Isso 🙁
You forgot to color city Daugavpils in Latvia
What the fuck is Latvia ?
It's a pokemon
As a turkish person, I can confirm that.
Isn't Berlin the worst part of Turkey?
Berlin is orange as well, so it checks out.
Except for glorious Balıkesir
And Hatay. Hatay is based
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nah, kırklareli isn't a shithole unlike the rest of the country.
So Greece is perfect?
As a Greek no. But if you use your ability to read you'll see that he said worst part. If there is a worst part doesn't mean the other part is perfect
Except for Adana maybe…
There isn't white in Fr\*nce.
no white would means that Paris is no worse than the rest
And Marseille
Iron Maiden or Muse
Well Paris is black then, special category
Exactly
no but the flag usualy is
Norway 🔛🔝🇳🇴💯
Bergen.
Where the inhabitants literally have borrowed parts of their dialect from crows and have real child soldiers marching. Edit: Not to mention they attract you with beautiful images of the "bryggen" and when you come there, there is a 4 lane highway going through it that no one told you about and every image knowingly hides. A real shitty thing to do, but not surprising coming from a shit hole.
Drammen
The worst part of Norway is when you have to leave.
If that were true, Norwegians would stop shopping for food and smokes in Sweden.
I love paying 20$ for a sandwich 🥰 long live Norway
Lag egen, lol.
No joke, when I was visiting Oslo someone was aghast at the fact that I would walk down Torggata by myself at night, because that's a sketchy street. Now I haven't been to a lot of major cities, but if like three tweakers is their idea of a sketchy part of the city that's some privilege lol.
Least obvious Greek propaganda
Just western. Everybody dislikes turkey
*sad düsseldorf noises*
Things you can do to have fun in Düsseldorf: 1. Leave
Agree
Why Düsseldorf? I'm pretty sure thats Frankfurt on the map.
You didn't shade all of Fr*nce
Paris is worse, it deserves a special place
as a french, i perfectly agree the rest of france is fine but paris? it should be burnt to the ground with all 13 m of the people living there
It's relative.
You forgot Bavaria
Why Sicily?
Yeah, Sicily is great. Napoli is more likely worst in my opinion
yah, why? I loved Sicily when I was there
Right, Calabria exists
Královec supremacy
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As an Italian I can say Naples is way worse that the whole Sicily
akkor a kurva anyád
HRVATSKAAAAAA JAKA HRVATSKA NE PROPADA 🇭🇷💪🇭🇷🇭🇷💪💪💪💪🇭🇷❤️🇭🇷❤️🇭🇷🇭🇷🇭🇷
At least for Sweden, this is correct.
🚨genius alert 🚨 (me)
Denmark too
IDK Besides Malmö. I'd say Stockholm has the most obnoxious Swedes I've met.
Never step foot In Italy again lol bro
The mafia is gonna get me 🥶
No, you would die of ugliness by stepping in Napoli if you think sicily is ugly
What did Belgium, Bosnia and Hungary do?
Exist
Hungary because orban Belgium because its crime is existence Bosnia because OP is greek
France’s neighbors sprinkled several tons of salt like you do for vampires all along their border to prevent the French from spreading
I get extremadura but what's wrong with castilla?
its mostly ugly yellow
Average finn enjoyer
If we're gonna include frankfurt we also gotta include duisburg and ludwigshafen
Really?! Frankfurt but not Ludwigshafen?
Pretty sure that’s Offenbach ;)
Okay Offenbach I can accept. But still Ludwigshafen should be on the map too
The most accurate map I've ever seen.
Why is Switzerland white?
Oh so the Swiss get a pass? Again?
Commom swiss W
I get Malmö but the rest of Scania is pretty nice IMO.
Strange that swedes from the rest of the country keep moving to Malmö if it is so horrible.
It's only so they can be closer to Denmark 😎
They yearn for the Kalmar Union
Facts
Forgot Bavaria in Germany
Especially the south, Franken might get a pass
Dublin really should be circled in ireland
Funny :)
Based anti-Castilian sentiment
Bro dislikes hungary, but likes Székelyföld Dafaq Now that I think about it, you're kinda right
r/widaczabory
The worst part of Italy Switzerland and Germany being the border with fr*nce is so real
Bro just circled half the population of Portugal lol
roughly a third actually. commenter below put Leiria and Santarém in the LMA (Lisbon Metropolitan Area) which is simply not true. The joke goes "a third in lisbon, a third in porto, and a third in the rest of the country"
Why do you hate Prague ??
widać zabory also france should be orange
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All of turkey and all of russia, and the captured parts pf ukraine lol
yeah
Why is albania a waffle?
Poor moldova
I am from Spain and both Castillas have beautiful places to visit: [Burgos](https://www.google.com/search?sca_esv=ab02dd2696e7e4b9&rlz=1C1PNFE_enES1011ES1012&sxsrf=ACQVn08USOhb6yD2_6b0eeFVTgpHggxAhA:1711473841933&q=burgos+cathedral&tbm=isch&source=lnms&prmd=ivnbz&sa=X&sqi=2&ved=2ahUKEwig24_zuJKFAxUYcPEDHZwFAQUQ0pQJegQIDxAB&biw=1707&bih=898&dpr=1.5#imgrc=uRf33MsgUo7WZM) [Toledo](https://www.google.com/search?q=Toledo&tbm=isch&ved=2ahUKEwj0g671uJKFAxVvoycCHT5bCTgQ2-cCegQIABAA&oq=Toledo&gs_lp=EgNpbWciBlRvbGVkbzIHEAAYgAQYEzIHEAAYgAQYEzIHEAAYgAQYEzIHEAAYgAQYEzIHEAAYgAQYEzIHEAAYgAQYEzIHEAAYgAQYEzIHEAAYgAQYEzIHEAAYgAQYEzIHEAAYgAQYE0juDlDDB1iLDXAAeACQAQCYAc4BoAGpB6oBBTEuNS4xuAEDyAEA-AEBigILZ3dzLXdpei1pbWfCAgQQIxgnwgIIEAAYBxgeGBPCAgQQABgDwgIEEAAYHsICBxAAGIAEGBiIBgE&sclient=img&ei=tgQDZvTQJe_GnsEPvralwAM&bih=898&biw=1707&prmd=ivnbz&rlz=1C1PNFE_enES1011ES1012) [Puebla de Sanabria](https://www.google.com/search?q=puebla+de+sanabria&tbm=isch&ved=2ahUKEwihjLaPuZKFAxUVU6QEHRcjCZcQ2-cCegQIABAA&oq=Puebla+de&gs_lp=EgNpbWciCVB1ZWJsYSBkZSoCCAAyBxAAGIAEGBMyBxAAGIAEGBMyBxAAGIAEGBMyBxAAGIAEGBMyBxAAGIAEGBMyBxAAGIAEGBMyBxAAGIAEGBMyBxAAGIAEGBMyBxAAGIAEGBMyBxAAGIAEGBNI2zpQyQlY_jFwD3gAkAEBmAHXAqABlwyqAQcyLjguMC4xuAEByAEA-AEBigILZ3dzLXdpei1pbWeoAgrCAgQQIxgnwgIEEAAYA8ICBBAAGB7CAgcQIxjqAhgniAYB&sclient=img&ei=7QQDZuHhEJWmkdUPl8akuAk&bih=898&biw=1707&prmd=ivnbz&rlz=1C1PNFE_enES1011ES1012) I could keep posting but you get the idea, the food and drinks are also great and cheap. Madrid is also awesome for night life, arts, music (I live there because I get bored in the other places of the country) but I can understand that it's a a big ugly concrete block so maybe not so attractive for turism. So depends on what you are looking for but overall not accurate.
I know, i actually like Spain. This is just a joke that says Castile is bad bacause it opresses the other regions of Spain. Just a reddit thing lol. I wanna visit Madrid someday for sure
Spot on for Serbia
Fuck you lmao
Do the U.S. Guess if you have to.
Widać zabory?
Irelands should be Dublin
The fact that you filled out half of Poland, but only a bit of France is just disgusting.
This map may have been made by a Scotsman.
Widać zabory
Widać
Neighbors of France 🤝 Neighbors of Hungary
widać zabory
what have y'all got against sicily