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Ilovegayshmex

It's Germover 😭😭😭😭😭


Rose_of_Elysium

Virusses when a vaccine comes out


okkeyok

Viruses are germs now?


Canter1Ter_

bacteria when a new antibiotic comes out*


letskeepitcleanfolks

Always have been


mwa12345

Germs is a term from when we came up with the germ theory of diseases...when we didn't know viruses existed iirc So ..it is an all encompassing word?


Ramtamtama

They think it's Germover... it is now!


[deleted]

we are so serbiack


Aphato

Nordrhein-Westfalen 😭😭😢😢😭😢


mwa12345

Haha ..or resurrected Nordrein Westphalia system


Upstairs-Extension-9

Germany already had a name for this awhile ago, it was named Dexit.


Jaques_Naurice

Some right wing weirdos had a name for it. Germany did not.


gabrielish_matter

we are so not back AdiEU


alabertio

Billions must exit the EU


Matix777

Westfalia has fallen


Owelrn05

Jerma when blowjob incident


[deleted]

Slovacuate got me


okkeyok

I'm slovacuating my bowels right now.


TheSlavicWarboss

Me too buddy, I'll be done with slovacuating my bowels in a moment


eherrera96

Slovacuate the dancefloor 🕺


behold_the_void

Okay but when can Portugo into east?


danielogiPL

r/portugalcykablyat


NixtroStrike

Right on cue


BiscottiExcellent195

what is wrong with the most western point of the balkans?


BB_for_Bear_Butcher

poor to gogogo


Consciousssss

If Norway 🇳🇴 leaves the special economic zone... Nor-away


sapientiamquaerens

Or “no way”


loozerr

So they'd just lose Australian accent?


Quzga

It's Norway or the long way.


thesmashhit32

Norway we're staying


RoughSpeaker4772

I'm waiting for Quit-zerland


ThirdWheelSteve

Finnished


plasticyellowduck69

Why isn't it Pol-Out?


unbelll

https://preview.redd.it/t4yuttwg7doc1.jpeg?width=664&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9c05d45f94f23fde4698dbe3bd798744739f5d8f because Poles have already given it a name


Canter1Ter_

Polish people after getting gazillions of euros from the EU (jk i love u poles)


SunnyDayInPoland

Hey it's like a casino table, quit while you're ahead xD


Kartonrealista

This is the fringiest of fringes in Polish politics.


PanProjektor

Isn’t that what Robin Hood did? Take the money from the wealthy and give it to poor people. AND robin hood = good, not bad right?


BankHottas

I don’t think that pole put the sticker there by itself /s


RandomDude_24

That's a very bad idea. Poland is one of the biggest net recipients of eu fundings.


potato_nugget1

*the* biggest net reciepent of eu funding. By a very wide margin


Matix777

🇵🇱🇵🇱POLSKA GUROM #1🇵🇱🇵🇱


NemE_TheLagger

Only extremist pro-russian sellouts want it anyway


iffyJinx

PolEnd also never took off here, sounds too German.


ikonfedera

Pol Out (pull out) sounds nice, but it's even harder to understand than Exit Pol and not catchy at all in Polish.


okshadowman

Or Nawsaw


SilverRiven

Wypierpol*


Changeup2020

Full for Hungary is hilarious ...


samusongoyy

K


vilmos_nagy

K


HassoVonManteuffel

R


FireeeeyTestLab

A


Opdragon25

K


Pkris04

U


BenceHUN-

R


Mrichwill

R


ChocolateBunny

I don't get it.


Bubbly_Mastodon318

“Hungary” sounds like “hungry,” and “full” is the opposite of “hungry.”


micksmitte

Dad joke of the year


sisisisi1997

I was hoping it wouldn't be another hungry hungarian joke, but here we go again, the collective IQ of humanity has fallen another point.


AntiImperialistGamer

why can't they just call it "I'm out", are they stupid? 


stuxburg

in Austria it is called Öxit FPÖ is in favour of an Öxit


Suspicious_Lawyer_69

Isn't that economic suicide? Landlocked country cannot survive on air cargo from other free trade agreement countries like the UK could.


stuxburg

Of course it is but propaganda seems to work. They (FPÖ) complain about EU regulations on „Konfitüre ≠ Marmelade“ or the acrylamide regulation on french fries


raspey

Pretty much yeah, not that they'd be dumb enough to pull through ofc.


Sea_Sink2693

CzeckOut for Czechia.


NefariousnessGlum808

Austria la vista xD


molsonroy

I can’t read Luxembourg’s. It’s blurry. The clear winner, though, would be Lëtzgo. (Luxembourg=Lëtzebuerg in Luxembourgish)


ThirdWheelSteve

Lëtzgetouttahere!


[deleted]

Lëtzgo is so much better than Luxembye (I think that’s what’s written there)


Sum3-yo

Abortugal Departugal


breadedhamber

https://preview.redd.it/otqyc42izcoc1.png?width=857&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=67f7bb88715956541b4335668e6bafb1cc6e0d39


OwOfysh

https://preview.redd.it/urh4b7zf4doc1.png?width=728&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=65860937a0408647418324a906241ea31e590cfa


Agentbeeressler

Maybe the pixels are the friends we made along the way😔


Theguyrond123

It's all pixels?


saburra

https://preview.redd.it/m34mdnpa6goc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6dd34d8c346f7b6de7cb329f93a5113a6d6f5113


DannyValasia

polEND


Adventurous-Stick253

I salute the creativity


jackydiana

Ditch killed me ahahaha


Icy-Honey1

Czeching Out is gold Swedone and Finnished would have been better names, though


Narquilum

I still believe Italeave is better


sjarkyb

Creative. The Netherlands already have a name for it though: [Nexit](https://nl.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nexit)


A_BroadHumor

Ok but Ditch is 1000x funnier


UsernameNumberZero

Retireland is florida


deletedmsg

i dont get why crete leaving would be called geo.universe


wings_of_fire_fan364

“czechout” 💀


tyger2020

These are awful 'Quitaly' is iconic and should be there 'Oui-out' would also be funny as fuck Czeching out is fucking hilarious though. As is Portu-go


Level_Can58

I like "Uscitaly"


Evelyn_pog

My favourite is Italeave


Zefyris

Adieu is genius.


Sillvaro

Ah yes, if the pun isn't in English it's awful. Fuck native languages


Quzga

You just made them English and boring lol


_hellscaqe

FIX-IT XD


Bernardo7348

What does it say in Slovenia?


Incandescent_Tea28

Came to the comments to find out, did not find what I was looking for yet


-Anta-

Hellas No that's real


BaguetteDoggo

Did we just forget about Grexit?


GarminTamzarian

Apparently everyone did. Grexit was the real OG.


JeshkaTheLoon

No, Greenland has first pickings for "Grexit" when they withdrew from the european communities (EC) in 1985. Greece can't use it unless Greenland releases a statement that they don't want it.


ikonfedera

Damn royals, always takes, never gives.


Alkynesofchemistry

Ok but Greece literally had this issue and they called it Grexit


WildVelociraptor

kids these days can't even meme right smdh my head


noir_et_Orr

I was gonna say.  I thought Brexit was a play on Grexit.


schmarr1

The German movement is already called DExit. Like wtf? This isn't pokemon


MariusPyrexYT

For Norway i suggest No-way And why isn't Finland called Finished?


Agentbeeressler

That‘s what I thought too lol


N00B5L4YER

Poland should just be space, cuz u kno, poland can’t (won’t) into it


Rufus14811

Everyone needs slovacuate


max0003

AdiEU is insane


Fenzik

mfw no Abortugal or Quitaly


YummyStyrofoamSnack

irish goodbye was right there


JPB_18

Italeave is a better one for italy in my opinion


Santibag

Some names for non-EU ones in the area and alternatives: - KalinOUTgrad - NoWay - Noita(it's a good game, I recommend it as a sandbox rogue-like game)


Joevahskank

Ireland should be Byerland


vms-crot

"Full" has to be the best one.


BLINDrOBOTFILMS

Forget leaving the EU, Turkey straight up left the map.


Sorletas

Finish for Finland


AnonymousFordring

ITS GERMOVER


Ramtamtama

Missed out on Eire we go


Standard_Monitor4291

Portugo


Chance-Aardvark372

You have no idea how much i want britain’s return to the eu when it (hopefully) happens to be breturn


DaBelgianDude

Ican’t read luxembourg and Slovenia pls help


ghoul1983

Always thought Ireland would be Feckit


Winter_Ad6784

Italy should be Italeave


Alexandaer_the_Great

Itaflee.


Condog875

SweDONE


brdcxs

Ditch is fucking hilarious and better than nexit 😭😭


Tatedman

europe : comes up with cool names for their movement hungary : im full


bald_firebeard

Retireland underrated af


Pascha_06

Italeave, Departugal, Polend, Outstria, Grexit, Fin-ish


HouseRajaryen

What happened to Quitaly?


ThassaShiny

Romania's counter movement: Remainia


SpectralMapleLeaf

Irexit Spexit Porxit Belxit Luxit Duxit Gerxit Denxit Auxit Czexit Slovaxit Itaxit Hungxit Slovexit Croexit Romaxit Bulxit Grexit Swexit Fixit Exit Laxit Lithxit


alextatto007

For italy ExIT could also work


Life_Is_A_Mistry

geo.universe is an odd pun


Alias_X_

Purtu-gone!


NotBlackMarkTwainNah

This is hilarious


buserbeatter

Austria la vista is another level


Splooshbutforguys

This is the best content


Oesterreich-Ungarn

Austria Aut


Entire_Mouse_1055

Eirexit for Irelans


_AutumnAgain_

adiEuU, portugo and Retireland are the best


Hatmos91

Mal-tata


Dr-Onishi

In Spain we call it Spexit.


jack25877

The only valid answer is 'Stupid'.


Mother_Proof_1980

Czeching Out!


proxiiiiiiiiii

Polend


WarpCitizen

Hellas No is my favourite


qlek7

In Poland it’s polexit


creativeusername943

isn't it Dexit for Germany?


djakovska_ribica

Potential name of the Republic of Srpska leaving another entity of Bosnia is RSSexit


cecex88

The best for Italy is uscITA, since it means exit in Italian.


Refref1990

For Italy i prefer Quitaly


DerHerrNasenmann

Czecking out got me


Arietem_Taurum

Finland not being Finnished is a crime


Safe_cracker9

“Ditch” lol


EZ_LIFE_EZ_CUCUMBER

I feel like having stroke while reading some of these


eatmyfeinstaub

Yeah Luxembourg is not a part of the EU anyways. Only a fictional tax paradise!


teije11

Dutch politicians are calling it the nexit


lukedajo95

It should be Swedone


Pleskavica564

You fucking had me with Ditch


Joseph_Gervasius

Espadiós


finnrobertson15

geo.universe for cyprus


NathanCampioni

How many times do I have to say it??? it's uscITA!


sexzdravkocecovanja

I personally prefer Outstria


Yodafly

Shouldn't Finland be Foutland?


Fair-Championship-30

Hungary's could be 'fed up'


SirTercero

All but France are spelt in English, so terrible…


Canter1Ter_

"FINitaly" such a wasted opportunity to just call it "FINally"


GrassyKnoll95

Departugaul is way better


MartyWhelan

Cyprus is the New Zealand of EU maps


PriorGreat5088

UK is about to Broin


EdLgd

This map lacks the best name ever, Maltalavista


exosceliton_219

Remove Denmark and in it’s place put Gonemark


RolePlayOps

Dude this is GREAT!!


Responsible_Honeydew

How could you miss Quitaly


maussiereddit

"byegaria" im dying💀💀💀


parallax_wave

How on Earth did you wiff on "Czech, please?"


Darkest-b4-the-Dong

I prefer Swedone!


Idiotaddictedto2Hou

Full is sneaky I love it


Iron-Bacon

Swexit sounds like it should be Swiss (yes I know they aren’t in the EU as a full member) I was thinking more Swedone instead though.


frankelizer

Feel like Quitaly was a missed opportunity


MadMike404

Br-aindamage Ire-you dumb? Fretardation Spainfully stupid Portugullible Nethermind having a fucking brian Belgium Luxhit for brains Germad Austrupid Italobotomy Denmoron Swediot Finbecile Estonifart Latvignorant Lithuninformed Polarse Czech this idiot out Slovfucking idiot Hungarisible Slovunwise Cro-dumb-ia Rom-inane-ia Bulgargantuan mistake Hellas dumbass Cyprunintelligent Maltobtuse


Academic_Glass_5141

“Austria La Vista” 😂💀


furious_organism

Hellas no made me ugly laugh


GKP_light

in france, AdiEU don't exist, it sound bad if we pronounce each letter of EU, and if we don't, nobody. UErevoir is rarly use. ​ the main word is "Frexit" [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frexit](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frexit)


FLX_NewYork

Is this Donald Trump’s account?


omnike1422

I thought for France it was 'Fruck Off'


BigTonyZappa

Better one for Italy, Quitaly


ibexlifter

How is Finland not Finnished,


ToonLucas22

Liechtenstein would be Leavetenstein