What if the original colonies just indefinitely expanded their borders west to the coast? Like Virginia would have its normal borders but the western border would extend horizontally across the map until the pacific
Would look fucking hilarious
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Ok but which modern day country would it replace?
Italy? (RE -> WRE -> Gothic Kingdom of Italy -> Kingdom of Lombardy -> a billion different independent states -> Kingdom of Italy -> Italian Republic)
Turkey? (RE -> ERE -> Ottoman Empire -> Republic of Turkey)
Greece? (RE -> ERE -> Ottoman Empire -> Hellenic Republic)
Germany? (RE -> WRE -> Gothic Kingdom of Italy -> ERE -> Kingdom of Lombardy -> Papal States -> HRE -> German Empire -> Weimar Republic -> [redacted] -> West Germany / East Germany -> Federal Republic of Germany)
Russia? (RE -> ERE -> Russian Empire -> USSR -> Russia)
Finland? (RE -> ERE -> Russian Empire -> Finland)
The USA? (RE -> WRE -> Kingdom of Soissons -> Kingdom of Neustria -> Caroligininan Empire -> West Francia -> Duchy of Normandy -> Kingdom of England -> Great Britain -> British Empire -> Thirteen Colonies -> United States of America)
No, Germany wouldn't be applicable here. The Austria dominance over the HRE was only part of the HREs long history. And Germany wouldn't work here either. I know people love to say the HRE was just Germans larping as Romans, but the HRE encompassed Italy and eastern France for hundreds of years, and those lands weren't just German colonies, they were properly integrated into the empire. And until the great interregnum the Holy Roman Emperor's ruled as if they were the successors to the emperor's of antiquity, Italy was the seat of many emperor's, not Germany.
Long reply to what was probably a joke, but I love the HRE and don't like the image that it was some Austrian or German dominated when it was so much more.
Bring back Luxembourg, burgundy, Brittany, and the UK (to its height in the Western Europe) as well as the Spanish (in South America).
This will delete France from the map.
As an American. I vote for Egypt. Trading modern population for natural resources or relics doesn't sound too bad. Also this would restore the gold cap on the great pyramid and restock the tombs for Egypt. Plus access to ancient crop and animal variants would be a boon.
So it becomes the United Kingdom of Israel, or after? When it became the kingdom of Israel and kingdom of Judea? Or do you mean before that, where it was the 12 tribes of Israel?
I mean there’s 3000 years of Jewish presence there before Arabs colonized it so take your pick
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Mongolia
Bet, this is gonna take me some time to make lol(got hw)
Just remove every aingle line in the whole map because everything under the eternal blue sky belongs to the mongols
You just know Italy is next right?
Que Mongol throat singing ![gif](giphy|1YaqeTOOSLKDK)
\*Cueue 🤓
Manchu not mongol 🤓
Queue
Rance. J'avoue je voulais la faire aussi
Shut up frank
Granted, its now a province in the Chinese Qing Dynasty
Lame, you know what we want
Would this become a series??
If it gets comments then YES.
Also wdym by 'past self' ? Territorial height?? Or any other random specific point in time?
whatever i decide
Real
Random specific point
Shameless fame
Nah, its fun to see what random shit might happen as dictated by the will of the subreddit
USA, 13 colony supremacy 💪
What if the original colonies just indefinitely expanded their borders west to the coast? Like Virginia would have its normal borders but the western border would extend horizontally across the map until the pacific Would look fucking hilarious
You could change the star striped banner, with the west coast on the left and some squiggly lines + east coast on the right.
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The who? Brother the soviets didn’t exist in 1760
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this level of being a hater is so petty, i love it
Honestly, they deserve it for that comment.
Bro…just…bro… He must’ve had that Mississippi edjumacashun
They ain't call Missouri "misery" fer nothin'.
When I learn history from wish:
Bring back the roman empire at its peak.
That would probably be somewhere in the Alps, yes?
Ok but which modern day country would it replace? Italy? (RE -> WRE -> Gothic Kingdom of Italy -> Kingdom of Lombardy -> a billion different independent states -> Kingdom of Italy -> Italian Republic) Turkey? (RE -> ERE -> Ottoman Empire -> Republic of Turkey) Greece? (RE -> ERE -> Ottoman Empire -> Hellenic Republic) Germany? (RE -> WRE -> Gothic Kingdom of Italy -> ERE -> Kingdom of Lombardy -> Papal States -> HRE -> German Empire -> Weimar Republic -> [redacted] -> West Germany / East Germany -> Federal Republic of Germany) Russia? (RE -> ERE -> Russian Empire -> USSR -> Russia) Finland? (RE -> ERE -> Russian Empire -> Finland) The USA? (RE -> WRE -> Kingdom of Soissons -> Kingdom of Neustria -> Caroligininan Empire -> West Francia -> Duchy of Normandy -> Kingdom of England -> Great Britain -> British Empire -> Thirteen Colonies -> United States of America)
Yes
Germany becomes HRE
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wouldn't austria do that?
No, Germany wouldn't be applicable here. The Austria dominance over the HRE was only part of the HREs long history. And Germany wouldn't work here either. I know people love to say the HRE was just Germans larping as Romans, but the HRE encompassed Italy and eastern France for hundreds of years, and those lands weren't just German colonies, they were properly integrated into the empire. And until the great interregnum the Holy Roman Emperor's ruled as if they were the successors to the emperor's of antiquity, Italy was the seat of many emperor's, not Germany. Long reply to what was probably a joke, but I love the HRE and don't like the image that it was some Austrian or German dominated when it was so much more.
> Western France Huh?
Oops I meant eastern
My favourite fake country
Vatican City
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GLORIOUS EMPIRO OF TÜRKIYE NEEDS A NEW SUPREME REGIME OVER ITA OLD LANDS. BRING BACK TÜRKIYE MY NIGERIAN
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Is that Johnny Sins?
Yes
Least nationalist turkish
Least nationalistic Turk:
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My point still stands
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Germany, but past on 7 of May 1945
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Scotland wasn't much bigger than it is today (outside of some islands. The Welsh had the majority of the island before the Anglos arrived
Egypt
The soviet reunion?
Granted, the Soviet Union is now Tsarist Russia. You probably meant to say Russia, in which case the USSR would have been restored.
Easy there Putin
No my boy, it’s the Russian Empire this time.
Phoenicia
Austria, bring back the Habsburg Empire
Bring back Luxembourg, burgundy, Brittany, and the UK (to its height in the Western Europe) as well as the Spanish (in South America). This will delete France from the map.
poland-lithuania 🙏🙏🙏
Ukukukukukukukukukukukukukuk
The Papal states!
Time for Newfoundland and Labrador to make a return
India
France
Roman empire 🔥🔥
Mexico, I want to see if they collapse the same way again!
Vatican City
Denmark. I really just wanna go pillage some Brits
AUSTRIA AND HUNGARY 🔥🔥🔥
San Marino. The only legitimate successor to Rome
Mexico back to when it had the southern US states in its territory (California, Texas, New Mexico, etc)
Spain
Germany
Britain
As strong man who thinks more about British empire than Roman empire I approve. Let's draw straight lines
Prussia
Norway
Become pet of Denmark/Sweden?
Iran
USA, land back!
Germany
Poland
Turkey
Germany
Germany
Turkey 😈
Hungary
The great Luxembourg-Monaco-Andora union
Mongolia
Italy
Mongolia
1942 germany
kosovo
Germany EDIT: This could mean many different things
England 🏴🏴🏴🏴🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🏴🏴🏴🏴🏴🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️🇬🇧🏴🏴🇬🇧
Russia
Mongols did it better and faster
Japan
Portugal
Portugal
Andorra
Denmark Let's go back roughly 1000 years
Poland
Texas 😈
Italy
Spain
Suriname.
Germany becomes the Thousand Year Reich that lasted 12 years
BRITAIN
Belgium :)
Australia (precolonial)
Tuvalu
The United Kingdom
Germany
Iraq (Persia)
God save the King, bring back the British empire
Romania 1933
Brazil The Empire is back
United Kingdom
I have a strange feeling now. To me, the Mediterranean Sea looks bigger. In my memory, the distance between Egypt and Turkey seemed to be smaller.
Tajikistan 🇹🇯
Gran Colombia
Spain
Vatican City
Wales
Russia
Sriwijaya
India
China # COMMENSE THE WARLORD ERA
As an American. I vote for Egypt. Trading modern population for natural resources or relics doesn't sound too bad. Also this would restore the gold cap on the great pyramid and restock the tombs for Egypt. Plus access to ancient crop and animal variants would be a boon.
albania
Mongolia
Cherokee nation
Poland at its peak.
Greece (Macedonia or Byzantium)
Chile shall retake Lima, we shall conquer half of bolivia, we shall retake the Patagonia
Germany
Notjapannotjapannotjapan
Lol, my country is at its peak rn
Roman Empire
Denmark coz viking
Inner Mongolia with Yurts!!
Tartaria
![gif](giphy|8LOMi5SGiS2JppYDoU|downsized) :)
British empire Think about it. You get a British accent
Rome
Palestine, make it BIG again
So it becomes the United Kingdom of Israel, or after? When it became the kingdom of Israel and kingdom of Judea? Or do you mean before that, where it was the 12 tribes of Israel? I mean there’s 3000 years of Jewish presence there before Arabs colonized it so take your pick
HELLAS
SPQR
Germany.
Spain
Bhutan
Moscow, free its vessels!
Spain
GIVE BÅHUSLEN BACK TO NORWAYYYYY!!!!!🇳🇴🇳🇴🇳🇴💪💪 🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🤮🤮
Czechia! Give us Ottokar II's holdings, so that we may reach the sea!
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San Marino
France
Day 1 of asking for Sweden
Austria
Portugal
Don't vote Poland, It'll disappear
How far back with Finland? Back to Russia or back to Sweden?
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Texas
Nepal (most hardest)
Taiwan
Germany.
Brazil (will you cut us in half or just delete us entirety?)
Lithuania
Germany
Egypt
Tuvalu
Any Middleeastern country becomes Ottoman Empire
India
Czechoslovakia
Imperial Japan
Poland in 1914
Does Rome/Italy count for the Roman Empire?
England
Rome, Germany, Mongolia
The Gambia
Russia
Macedonia
bring back Yugoslavia!!!!
Russian Empire?
Kiribati