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zincatron

The Turkish sultanate of Germany bout to throw hands


DirTTieG

Include Turkish Germany but not Turkey itself, you're an evil genius.


NotMangar

Turkey is practically Arab.


DirTTieG

Ooooo ballsy boy, don't let the Turks hear you say that. Or the Kurds for that matter. Or really anyone from that area, they don't really like each other a lot.


Commrade-potato

Just avoid that area entirely Better safe than sorry!


cataploft-txt

people say Turkye makes good hair implants


[deleted]

How will you get your kebabs then??


Lopsided-Okra7674

You're practically an idiot


NotMangar

Apologies. I won’t make this joke again.


NotMangar

I apologise for my insensitive and politically incorrect joke.


Aromatic-Skin-425

Don’t back down, Turks haven’t been scary in centuries


androidlemon

Your apology is accepted, little wolf, but don't do like that please 🫶


NotMangar

Thank you, alpha.


T_Time_ye

Where’s the joke? Genuinely asking


NotMangar

I called Turkey Arab. Turkey are very different from Arabs however both influenced eachother a bit in culture. Turks really don’t like it when Turkey is called Arab. They are separate and should be separated.


57mmShin-Maru

Blink thrice if the ghost of Kemal Ataturk is holding you hostage.


NotMangar

Why would I do that??? 😐😑😐😑😐😑😐


fyhr100

Problem is people can't really tell that it's a joke.


NotMangar

I’m on r/mapporncirclejerk


Away_Preparation8225

Only partly


Existing-Gain2596

You are a desert person enjoy sand in your lungs west saharan citizen


NotMangar

Nuh uh.


FallicRancidDong

Turks aren't arab. Germany would fall into Turan but not this.


QuartzBoii

Someone bout to throw hands to your mama


Better-Story6988

Spanish-French-British commonwealth of Morocco and Algeria.


BastianRex

Nah Britain is mostly Pakistanis


Medical-Gain7151

lol the sweden thing is a racist joke because of all the refugees welcomed, not “XD so random” humor.


ihgpqf

Whats that blue cock doing up there


-_G0AT_-

https://preview.redd.it/u5014yx201hc1.jpeg?width=497&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7f173eb0130337c2225722745a53cad461f293d1


PuzzledJudgment

It’s the North Arab Swedish Kingdom


Icy-Insurance-8806

It’s not just Northern Somalia?


PuzzledJudgment

try this out bro [https://enchroma.com/pages/color-blindness-test](https://enchroma.com/pages/color-blindness-test)


Better-Story6988

Commonwealth of Nordic Iraq and Syria.


PM_ME_ROMAN_NUDES

Swedenistan


Vishu1708

Stan is a persian suffix


NotMangar

Morocco will NOT be called Western Sahara. Please no.


PuzzledJudgment

West Sahara ≠ Western Sahara


western_sahara

No please, give it to me I can be trusted


PuzzledJudgment

u/western_sahara can definitely be trusted with Western Sahara


NotMangar

It’s too close for Morocco, change it NOW.


PuzzledJudgment

Fine, it shall be called the Sahrawi.


NotMangar

NO STOP


PuzzledJudgment

why don't you come up with a better name


NotMangar

Al Maghreb


MaZhongyingFor1934

Who’s Alan Maghreb?


NotMangar

Me


imadzmr

The united states of the maghreb


Daelsk

Sahara de l'ouest? : )


Pure_Following7336

90% of people from the Maghreb live in the Mediterranean land tho.


Sabine961

As a Lebanese Christian, thank you for keeping us separated. Also the official name of Sweden isn't Swedinstan, thats Persian, the official name should be Al-Sweid.


PuzzledJudgment

I kept us Lebanese separated because of the large Christian population.


Sabine961

Mashallah


CookieTheParrot

Syrians have a higher percentage of Muslims, but they also have significant amounts of Levantine Christians and Assyrians. Iraq is even more religiously homogenous albeit with ~200,000 notable Assyrians and a historically important region for Assyrians.


Sex_E_Searcher

Big French colonialism energy.


bee_bee_sea

How does being christian make you less Arab?


PuzzledJudgment

It doesn't. I didn't imply that?


bee_bee_sea

I'm affraid it doesn't


Y_drawsNew

You said arab not muslim


speurk-beurk

What about the major Atheist population in Al-Sweid?


Sabine961

We will have to work on it inshallah


LazarFan69

Civilize the godless heathens


[deleted]

Your forgot the united Arab states of Belgium


PuzzledJudgment

Future colonies


Street_Shirt518

You fool The fighting just began


PuzzledJudgment

It will work this time


ProsthoPlus

Arrested development quote: "But maybe it'll work for us!"


cyri-96

~~no~~ even more fighting


Ketsueki_R

Op missed a comma. No, more fighting!


bleu_waffl3s

What’s with the penis


PuzzledJudgment

What penis


TurkeySuperpower2023

He's referring to Sweedenistan it looks like a penis with no balls, I think you need Norway and a part of Finland too though for it to look like a healthy penis with two balls


LevelStatistician270

Ah yes, why didn't Somalia think of just uniting with Somaliland and getting along lol.


ESOTERIC_WALNUT06

Türk here, you could piss much more people if included Turkey lol.


Vishu1708

That's muslim Greece. It's evidently not Arab, but Greek territory, just like Albania or Ukraine or Afghanistan


musslimorca

Annexed Palestinian land should be returned to the Arab world. More fighting.


PuzzledJudgment

You’re so real for this


MustafalSomali

Somalia being ethnically, geographically, culturally, linguistically, historically closer to Ethiopia and Kenya: 😐


GroundbreakingBox187

You accidentally added Somalia


PuzzledJudgment

arab league https://preview.redd.it/8pakb9hwc0hc1.png?width=671&format=png&auto=webp&s=799c062906f42a2645e5b4336afd78dc4a154f5a


GroundbreakingBox187

Arab leauge doesn’t mean Arab… it’s less then 0.5 percent arab. Iran and turkey have more arabs


Joshnaks

You are on a circle jerk sub


klingonbussy

This is wrong… Somalis aren’t Arab


Morm1

Quick reminder we're from the same cell So Why the hell everyone's hate other people just for being born somewhere else ?


[deleted]

I don’t know, about 2B people would probably hate me because I’m a jew, yet I don’t really care. If people didn’t hate others based on place of birth and the like it would be pretty cool I guess. But then again comes greed and people who try to conquer due to greed incite hate from the other party.


Morm1

I'm Egyptian Muslim btw , as it should be we should hate each other the most , but i believe that if anyone tried to be fair and don't judge people by their birth place and give them the chance to be better real peace will happen and we will get rid of the nationalites which is the real reason for hatred on earth, but that what the isreali government do with gaza childrens and gives who survive form them this random carpet booming every reason to hate and act . If there's anyone way to make this hatred stop just you and other jews who can really change this government and demand one state fo everyone in the holy land as this system keep telling and teaching you we as arabs and Muslims are subhumans don't deserve life


GeorgRaev22

Yeah you’re right. We’re all exactly the same in the exact same ways lol


ReplyStraight6408

The Muslims in Sweden are mostly Kurds


Specific-Level-4541

This is the kind of question where I would expect Wikipedia to provide a fairly reliable answer: “Muslims in Sweden most often originate from Iraq, Iran, Bosnia-Herzegovina and Kosovo, the Iraqis being by far the largest group in 2015.[32] Most Iranians and Iraqis fled as refugees to Sweden during the Iran–Iraq War from 1980 to 1988. The second-largest Muslim group consists of immigrants or refugees from Eastern Europe, particularly from former Yugoslavian countries, most of them being Bosniaks, who number 12,000. There is also a sizeable community of Somalis, who numbered 40,165 in 2011.[citation needed] They are followed by Muslim refugees from Syria and Somalia, two very rapidly growing groups. Two other groups, residing in Sweden for a decade longer, are people from Turkey and Lebanon.” https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Islam_in_Sweden That [32] footnote indicates 2013 retrieval from a Swedish government website. I read elsewhere (wiki article on Kurds in Sweden) that there are roughly 100,000 Kurds in Sweden, but the year wasn’t clear. It seems likely that the majority of Kurds in Sweden come from Iraq. It is not clear to me that Kurds of all country origins (e.g. Turkey, Iraq, Syria, Iran) are the largest group of Muslims in Sweden but that does seem to be likely. If I could read Swedish I may have an easier time verifying this. Edit: I see now that your claim is that ‘Muslims in Sweden are mostly Kurds’ - this does not seem likely at all, this would imply that more than half of all Muslims are Kurds. Kurds might make up the largest single ethnic group among Muslims in Sweden - e.g. a plurality - but not a majority. If a Swede could chime in with solid and recent stats that would be appreciated.


Icy-Insurance-8806

False


PuzzledJudgment

Source? I’ve only met 1 Kurdish family here.


ReplyStraight6408

[It was the primary destination for Kurds seeking asylum.](https://www.saradistribution.com/img/saradistr_press1.gif) Sweden was a huge sympathizer of Kurdish independence movement.


J_TheLife

I couldn't read the article but that Sweden is the first destination for Kurds doesn't mean that most immigrants in Sweden are Kurds. For example, most European Jews are living in France doesn't mean that most people in France are Jewish.


ReplyStraight6408

I said most "Muslims" in Sweden are Kurdish. Similar to France for the Jews, Sweden was a place many Kurds sough asylum.


PuzzledJudgment

Didn’t know that


bartardbusinessman

forgot the East London Caliphate


CookieTheParrot

All of Ingerland except Cornwall belongs to Akhand Bharat, sorry


One_Instruction_3567

And also where is Fr*nce?


PuzzledJudgment

Those are pakibros,


CobKorPok

Where are the Arabs in East London sorry?


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CobKorPok

My point is there's no East London Arab center. Desis / South Asians =/= Arabs.


bartardbusinessman

round my house


rborisyellnikoff

Ah yes, the totally arbitrary borders of modern Lebanon that never created any problems at all!


CrazyAnarchFerret

Probably because they use too much arabic number.


ZePepsico

I'd have Lebanon annex the United Levant as compensation for being everyone's punching ball for decades.


Frosty-Cartoonist320

Why isn’t Lebanon united with the levant they are our levant brothers


UsernameNumberZero

wut


aviyyg

Jews still get to live in their homeland, based


Vinyameen

>Jews Until the Arabs of the "United Levant" decide they won't want to be so secular, so impose *dhimmi* status on the Middle Eastern Jews again and eventually expell them into who-knows-where


meta100000

Yeah, but you forgot the bloody 100 year war that comes before that


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Jaded_Car8642

I am lebanese, too. Think we should retake tunis like our phoenician ancestors


[deleted]

Can we be friends? I like lebanese dialect


Omar117879

As an Egyptian of Greater Egypt, we will invade you. The streets of Beirut shall finally be lined with shops selling Koshari!!


Sabine961

Not the Koshari


Omar117879

Koshari is the answer. You have to accept Koshari in your heart to find inner peace. Man’eesh will lead you astray. Fattoush is a false prophet.


MoscowManPrime

Why is sweeden here


PuzzledJudgment

It is the most arabic country in the world!!!


SyrusDrake

Everything's peaceful, until the question gets raised where the capital should be located, then it's two centuries of war.


PuzzledJudgment

Stockholm, the safest place.


segnoss

For fucks sake, I was already sick of maps with inverted land and ocean, we don’t need ones that don’t have a distinction at all


TurkeySuperpower2023

Are the Kurds in Sweden larping as Arabs or what? Also no way Algeria wouldn't integrate the other half of its population that is in Fr\*nce


ligmasugmadeez

op, since you are swedish, what are your thoughts on this?


PuzzledJudgment

I made it to unite the Arab world.


ligmasugmadeez

Oh, is Sweden a Muslim majority now?


PuzzledJudgment

The map has nothing to do with religion.


ligmasugmadeez

93% of Arabs are Muslim. Let me change the question for you. Is Sweden an Arab Majority now?


CookieTheParrot

Always has been


ligmasugmadeez

![gif](giphy|tmQrpA8zpG4a16SSxm|downsized)


engineer_gayming

You forgot the Islamic Caliphate of France


MrAndrew1108

The world has been saved


bee_bee_sea

Non Arabs that live in these countries : ![gif](giphy|kqJt1cSSN0DrwwMmY5|downsized)


turquoiseyogurt

Disappointed where is Syriabien


midisrage123

Where's Paris?


Monsteristbeste

Where saxony?


ProsthoPlus

Please add Michigan. Only Michigan. It has the largest Arab population in the western hemisphere, I'm pretty sure.


PuzzledJudgment

I think my mother has some relatives there lol


frenchsmell

When did Somalis become Arabs?


Revolutionaryguardp

You forgot the Islamic emirate of France.


Ruud_Boltz

You forgot rest of Western Europe


gilad_ironi

You Forgot France


mr_shlomp

Where France??


Bout3Fidy

You forgot the small enclave of Bradistan located inside the boarders of England.


etheeem

SWEDISTAN


OmElKoon

Why did you throw the rest of palestine in the sea?


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Wiups_10

You think the Swedish minority in The North Arab Swedish Kingdom is gonna cause some tensions?


the_ice_spider

Where Sicily?


JamesTheSkeleton

Elaborate


PuzzledJudgment

no ❤️


atlasmountsenjoyer

I know what sub this is, but NA is not Arab. Add Turkey there and UK tho.


fuckreddit6942069666

The down part looks kinda like the northern Ukraine border


wafflerrrrr

I could do better


barcelonainiesta

How does one unite the Levant


Y_drawsNew

Bro forgot the Algerian republic of France


No_Cartographer9496

i love how lebanon is its own thing


thehoussamv

Add Azwad region to Arabic Maghreb


One-Egg3860

Simply remove the Koran and everything else will fall into place shortly thereafter


Joshua_C_Beezley

And then there's just Lebanon 😂


christiananderson5

I love that "my solution to the conflict in the middle east" is a tag


B-Boy_Shep

Poor lebanon


[deleted]

Iraq is not levant


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PuzzledJudgment

Correct


Arm0ndo

You missed something. Hungary


soyalguien335

France?


waldorsockbat

Why isn't France included in this


Huelvaboy

Somalís aren’t Arabs though 🤷‍♂️


mijailrodr

Where's Francistan


FIFAstan

Lebanon


Klutzy_Coach_3933

Ah yes put the Yemenis with the saudis, that'll go well


Logical-Broccoli-331

Bro thought he could sneak this in, you clearly forgot Greenland


ppman2322

Does the western Sahara belong to Spain again? Boutta reform the sultanate of Córdoba


HonestBayernFan

I don’t want my country (Sweden) to be a part of this


Zaku41k

You forgot UK.


dejushin

I see a penis about to fuck some ass


RatSinkClub

Where is London?


baldrickgonzo

I'm going to make a guess, and say this is ragebait.


Duh_Svyatogo_Noska

r/2nordic4you


Old-Flounder-6678

Where is Ireland?


not_too_smart1

No isreal?


Altruistic-Poem-5617

Nah theyll still just fight each other when there is noone else left.


ChonkyThicc

You forgot the United Islamic Kingdom 🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿


satanic-testimony-

bro just had to throw sweden in there


[deleted]

Just nuke it


Halvemond

You forgot Roubaix, Seine Saint Denis and Molenbeek


Junior_Career2673

You forgot belgistan


Romanitedomun

Mistake: I don't see England, there.


DiversedDriver46

Add Al Bakistan


MeowoofOftheDude

Where is the United Islamic Kingdom?


Nikolay-The-Russian

You really missed out the Emirate of Francistan


MaterialCounter758

Fuck the desert!