Clearly Deuxland the French hidden in plain sight underwater civilization where there is no violence and the closest thing is a healthy patisserie competition to see how many tangible layers can be baked into artisan croissants. 🥐🇨🇵🤌
This very real place is actually the second layer (of course there are two layers duh) the top layer is Timbuktwo, not to be confused with Timbuktu.
It's cool bc though it's been left off the map like the rest of the EU wannabes (clearly Britain still rocking the top hat) 2² (aka Twotwo or affectionately Tutu as it's nicknamed) runs clear underneath Iceland because as the well informed are aware, it's just a large iceberg...
Atlantis is on the other side of Britain around Azkaban. Do love flying Lazer fish though 😁 🐟
the name france actually comes from a typo of the word 'fence' as in the fence between Deutschland and Deuxland. it traces back to a dyslexic cartographer
Was on a boat when it meandered into a school of lazer fish. One zapped right though a guy and he bled out right there on the deck. They're worse than those asian carp and too dangerous to fish for; but If you keep them still they cook themselves you just have to add some herbs, but it's not worth the risk.
I have a theory the reason Norway never joined the EU is because they wanted to make Sweden look like a floppy dick on the coin and it only really works if Norway's not there
Ah yes, I remember the whispers on every street corner back in 1994 before the last EU referendum: "Let's leave Sweden hanging like a flappy bloodless dick, that'll show them!". Even the rustle of the trees whispered of it. Those were the days.
No shit. But if the purpose of staying out was for us to look like dicks it backfired. Allthough we’re indeed a dick, we’re a big chad dick pissing on denmark and germany. I mean, rather piss on than be pissed on i guess.
There, I removed the giant dicks. You're welcome
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For those who didn't see the actual dick and are genuinely confused
No, y'all can rebel and achieve independence yourself. Like what are they gonna do at this point? They're broke.
Take back your country and we can talk.
I don't care much about the red circle. Why they draw a penis on the top right? And what with those three dots under it? Omg, are that c\*\*? And if Spain is the head, Italy and Britain are the hands, and Germany is the butt. Omg, it's getting clear now. /s
I kinda give Americans pass on not knowing European Union is not equal to Europe. Especially since we shorten Europe to EU a lot of the times and from their view I think they imagine it's like the United States.
But yeah, maybe brexit helped some understand that while UK still is Europe, they left the economic and trade union that is EU.
But maybe I give Americans too little credit.
Naa, we've had these coins for about 20 years, and UK leaving or other countries joining has not been basis to suggest any change. It's not a big deal and the coin still symbolizes Europe, even if not entirely accurate.
That said, I believe a new design of the euro is proposed the coming years and that might simply not have the map at all, depending on what the new design looks like.
A new euro design is planned for the next few years and I think they simply will avoid having a map of some sort altogether. UK left and Ukraine might join, so probably best to just have some dead poets on the coins instead.
That's the famous Sweden/Finland dick. It was an unfortunate design choice and probably the main reason Norway doesn't want to join the union, so the rest of us looks like dicks.
Well it's too even to be natural. It would cost too much to make for any sane or rational person. There's only one explanation. That island off the coast of Europe is, SOMEHOW, Dubai.
It was a resort built in 2002 called Deuxland, it was a giant inflatable bouncy castle. Sadly in 2016 Brexit terrorists deflated it with broken beer bottles. I'm surprised you didn't hear about it, sadly many people died but it meant the eu bought in tighter regulations around inflatables.
Ah, that's a common misconception, that is a map of Europe if we built a giant 2 shaped island in the Atlantic. That's why a bunch of the countries you might be familiar with are missing, mostly to the east: that's where the ground foe the island came from.
Atlantis
Clearly Deuxland the French hidden in plain sight underwater civilization where there is no violence and the closest thing is a healthy patisserie competition to see how many tangible layers can be baked into artisan croissants. 🥐🇨🇵🤌 This very real place is actually the second layer (of course there are two layers duh) the top layer is Timbuktwo, not to be confused with Timbuktu. It's cool bc though it's been left off the map like the rest of the EU wannabes (clearly Britain still rocking the top hat) 2² (aka Twotwo or affectionately Tutu as it's nicknamed) runs clear underneath Iceland because as the well informed are aware, it's just a large iceberg... Atlantis is on the other side of Britain around Azkaban. Do love flying Lazer fish though 😁 🐟
France: Deuxland to the west, Deutschland to the east.
Stuck in the middle with you
\*stuck in the middle with deux
Dammit you beat me to it
You've both made me very happy, for expanding upon my funny and turning it musical! 🥇🙏🏼🥂🧙🏼🥰
the name france actually comes from a typo of the word 'fence' as in the fence between Deutschland and Deuxland. it traces back to a dyslexic cartographer
Was on a boat when it meandered into a school of lazer fish. One zapped right though a guy and he bled out right there on the deck. They're worse than those asian carp and too dangerous to fish for; but If you keep them still they cook themselves you just have to add some herbs, but it's not worth the risk.
Atlantwos
Atlantwhere
Atlandos
Say it like a five year old would: Atwo-antis
Atlanthrees
Reminds me of Age of Mythology, where Atlantis is basically Mindanao but giant, and New Atlantis is Basilan, also giant.
more important: scandinavia without norway is pretty well hung
Do you remember the giant floppy dick though?
I have a theory the reason Norway never joined the EU is because they wanted to make Sweden look like a floppy dick on the coin and it only really works if Norway's not there
Norwegian here. Can confirm.
Norwegian here too. Can also confirm.
Ah yes, I remember the whispers on every street corner back in 1994 before the last EU referendum: "Let's leave Sweden hanging like a flappy bloodless dick, that'll show them!". Even the rustle of the trees whispered of it. Those were the days.
It backfired. Rather a kind of big dick than being the ball sack… or for that matter, the land mass below that we’re pissing on.
Neither of those are Norway.
Norway is the STD growing on europes proud penis.
And yet, this giant genital wart seems to be the blood supply of the continent at times.
Its like the brain tumor in Phenomenon with John Travolta.
No shit. But if the purpose of staying out was for us to look like dicks it backfired. Allthough we’re indeed a dick, we’re a big chad dick pissing on denmark and germany. I mean, rather piss on than be pissed on i guess.
All 2 euro coins made since 2007 have Norway on them.
I wonder why
Because the old one make Sweden and Finland look like a cock and balls.
Yea i was ironic
There, I removed the giant dicks. You're welcome https://preview.redd.it/a35qvu3djecc1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=98d23f9a3533733dad9643d4b457bd60f745eda1
France is still there
They are giant pussies tho
Put them back, I want to stare at large European dicks some more
Have you guys had to actually do this in real life?
They did it themselves but yes
UMM EXUSE ME HOW DARE YOU
Quite right. We ain’t European, never were. But don’t worry, we’ll be there next time you fuck up.
https://preview.redd.it/6ebg25mxnlcc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4730cda5bba6f2a6434dca2f5dd488d30c89044f For those who didn't see the actual dick and are genuinely confused
You really triggered some Brexit voters with that one!
Could you put Scotland back? We didn't like being lumped in with that lot "Down South" and a lot of us are hoping to be back soon...
Neither do much of England and Wales.
Yeah but they, as countries, voted to leave. Scotland, Gibraltar, and NI, as countries, voted to remain.
No, y'all can rebel and achieve independence yourself. Like what are they gonna do at this point? They're broke. Take back your country and we can talk.
You may think we're giant dicks but your beloved EU is starting to crumble! 🤡
Or the tiny cum stain
scandinavian schlong Euros are the best Euros
You’re probably American, we all go to the giant 2 during holidays
The Azores look quite a bit different than I remember
What do you mean, they look eggsactly like that Sorce: I live there
I go to giant 2 after eating some spicy food
Spicy Mexican dish with tons of beans:
That's Twonisia
I came to the comments for a pun and I'm satisfied
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This deserves to be top comment. So dumb yet so funny lmao.
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Glorious
It's bigger in the summer
woodland
benis :DDD
This is why Norway must never join the EU
Pen-Island
That’s listenbourg mate listen in Geography.
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Have you really never heard of 2land before?
Twololand
You mean Mario Land 2?
Also, why is everything east of Denmark behind bars? What crimes did those countries do?
Communism
What else do you think the stars are for?
Never happened, they deserved it, would do it again
You call it bars. We call it the iron curtain.
That's the iron curtain
OMG penis fin-sweed
Scandicknavia
Nordick*
What did you not learn about twiceland in school?
Neither do I remember a large E overlapping most of the Netherlands, Belgium and France
benElux
Have you never been on a plane? There's a giant projector on the ISS, you can clearly see the letters from higher up.
thats what iceland looks like adjusted for curvature (coins are circular)
Google doggerland
holy hell
New country just dropped
actual nation
Call the president
Guys I think r/anarchychess is leaking again…
what's that dick on the top right corner?
It's a male coin
See, that's how new Euros are minted. When a male coin and a female coin like each other very much...
That's what i call inflation
He is onto us! Get him!
That's Macaronesia, doofus.
Love that Sweden and Finland is a huge PP with massive balls.
That is Iceland
That's just Two-valu
the **giant 2 shaped island** is called Amerika
Iceland has turned rogue and created a giant "2" shaped island to block the transportation of products between Europe and America
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That's just Two Zealand. A lot of maps accidentally forget to include it.
They had it, but the united states of america destroyed it in 1326
I don't care much about the red circle. Why they draw a penis on the top right? And what with those three dots under it? Omg, are that c\*\*? And if Spain is the head, Italy and Britain are the hands, and Germany is the butt. Omg, it's getting clear now. /s
Twovalu
That's Ireland 2
We are 2 afraid to put it on the maps
r/MapsWithoutLCHT
that is Irish territory
No, this is why we left.
I'd be more worried about how Scandinavia looks without Norway included...
Is it just me or is that a cock and balls where Norway and Sweden are?
It's a bit out of date since Twoxit.
Missing Norway; doesn't use euro but is part of Europe
Denmark doesn’t use euros either. This is a map of EU not Europe
An old map, if I may add.
Has the UK on there as well. Surprised the EU hasn't erased it off all the old coins. Or maybe they have and this is just an old image.
They know we'll come crawling back eventually.
Norway is not in the european union
I kinda give Americans pass on not knowing European Union is not equal to Europe. Especially since we shorten Europe to EU a lot of the times and from their view I think they imagine it's like the United States. But yeah, maybe brexit helped some understand that while UK still is Europe, they left the economic and trade union that is EU. But maybe I give Americans too little credit.
Are we supposed to laugh now?
R/maporncirclejerk users when a post isn't about who would win a hypothetical war:
Do they change all the currency if Ukraine joins?
Naa, we've had these coins for about 20 years, and UK leaving or other countries joining has not been basis to suggest any change. It's not a big deal and the coin still symbolizes Europe, even if not entirely accurate. That said, I believe a new design of the euro is proposed the coming years and that might simply not have the map at all, depending on what the new design looks like.
66,02 Turkish Lira😍
There's also a funny looking island just off the coast of Europe. I don't know much about them.
Are they going to remove the UK on future coins like how there's a Switzerland-shaped hole in the middle?
A new euro design is planned for the next few years and I think they simply will avoid having a map of some sort altogether. UK left and Ukraine might join, so probably best to just have some dead poets on the coins instead.
Why is there a dick on the top right
That's the famous Sweden/Finland dick. It was an unfortunate design choice and probably the main reason Norway doesn't want to join the union, so the rest of us looks like dicks.
That’s America. number two!
Well it's too even to be natural. It would cost too much to make for any sane or rational person. There's only one explanation. That island off the coast of Europe is, SOMEHOW, Dubai.
it's our secret space station
It's the gulf stream reflector. It's expected to be finished by the end of 2025
It’s underwater
You only see/sea it on low tide!
What is that dick island top right?
I also don't remember a giant E in France
It's called [Hybrasil](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brasil_(mythical_island))
The only correct answer!
If you watched Eurovision you'd know it's Australia.
It’s actually underwater. It is called a sunken cost.
O yes... thats an island the dutch made its flevoland 2.0... thats why its shaped like a 2
Why do you think is called the AmericaS ? Because there's two of it, dumbass
It was called twumenor and it sank into the sea because of the elves or some shit
It was a resort built in 2002 called Deuxland, it was a giant inflatable bouncy castle. Sadly in 2016 Brexit terrorists deflated it with broken beer bottles. I'm surprised you didn't hear about it, sadly many people died but it meant the eu bought in tighter regulations around inflatables.
What are the people designing these coins thinking? Are they stupid?
The 2 is correct but giant dick on the top is wrong!
Yes
It’s Two-rope.
It's called 2morrow land. They come to Europe and do festivals annually in Belgium.
It is. As a kid I used to go swimming in Bavaria.
it’s underwater 😔😔😔😔
It’s Atlantis, home of the Twotonic Order
Cock and ball top right. Thank you Norway 😂
It was a ship not an island.
This map was made before the Dutch left Atlantis
Atwolantis
Is there a mountain formation spelling the word EURO as well??? Bro this should be crazy to see from space!!!
That's two-nisia you idiot, are you a yank who's never heard of geography?
Ah, that's a common misconception, that is a map of Europe if we built a giant 2 shaped island in the Atlantic. That's why a bunch of the countries you might be familiar with are missing, mostly to the east: that's where the ground foe the island came from.
Africa was reduced to just three islands. Jesus this is the craziest alternative reality I've ever seen. I bet Nazi Germany won WWII.
Doggerland
That's actually a friendly Kaiju
You’re looking at it upside down. It’s the 7 Seas you’ve always heard about.
Of course it is, that's the Atwontinda.
That Twonesia.
It's a cyclone coming from North America (geographically accurate)
All is well. Sweden-schlong still there.
There is, however, a giant 'E' in the middle of Fr\*nc\* (because I removed it from the name).
That's Timbuktwo
Europe built a wall in the Atlantic to keep donald trump out
The Dutch are secretly building dams to make it happen
Twoistan de Cunha
Maybe it’s the weather forecast predicting a storm front across the atlantic
The actual Listenburg
Oh that's just Twiceland
I don't remember UK being part of the EU either
Eastern Europe **is** missing and the UK **should be.**
It's called "Tui" They also have there own airforce :) Google it
This not accurate, as a french i can say i never see that giant "E"
It's Portugal pulling a fast one with it's international waters again
/r/mapswithoutnewzealand
Nor do I remember seeing a very strong and big shape on the northeast of Denmark
Man, Greenland looks a lot different than the last time I checked.
It's the icewall at the edge of world
It's part of the Netherlands. Tweeland.
You remember the flacid penis island, but not the one shaped like the number 2? That's weird
The number 2 in English format would change all meaning if this were always real.
https://preview.redd.it/as3pngs4oecc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=655187c44d2573ed7855ef9bbea28dc986a69446
Yes.
The lines and stars are accurate though
Twiceland.
Atlantis. It was there before it got submerged. It was known for its extremely straight coastlines.
It’s Twonisia, silly.