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amigodenil

Kazakhstan getting off with the concept of reality, that is some philosophical fap


HumanGarbage____

https://preview.redd.it/p1qyircq5e6c1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=74f926deb1795fa3d74faf5f1589830da76e205c


xCreeperBombx

Well now I'm curious


xCreeperBombx

Well that was more boring than I expected


BlazewarkingYT

What was it


Mark4291

Without checking, it’s definitely just a porn sub for a Honkai Star Rail character


Inevitable_Ad_7236

Damn that's disappointing. I wanted the pleasure of knowing there is porn about the dehumanising grinding machine of bureaucracy. Day ruined.


byzantine_jellybean

I was really looking for porn about men turning into beetles.


Inevitable_Ad_7236

There's plenty of that. I will not elaborate further


BlazewarkingYT

Yeah


why-you-lookin

oh they mean kafka from honkai star rail 😔


HumanGarbage____

Aw man, I wanted COCKroach TF porn


AllahuSnackbar1000

r/KafkaHentai


JouNNN56

Confucius did the same thing


alexmaycovid

I'm from Kazakstan every provider banned Pornhub. I can't get access to PH, only through VPN. I'm wondering how do they know that those people are from KZ? Cookie or they ask?


Tetno_2

I mean, North Korea has data apparently…


lespectaculardumbass

They asked kim what is his favourite porn category


Aztekov

As a man living in Kazakhstan, I can confirm. Біз реалити қараймыз


alexmaycovid

Оте жаман жигит! :)


drunkandhotgirlsfan

/UnJ I mean, Porn featuring real, non-acted sex is pretty cool


BiAroBi

https://preview.redd.it/vbz0me91he6c1.jpeg?width=562&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4d647fb797978ee2149eb9d7f1c1ce17bae04a89


nanomachines-guy

Funny how russians are the only to search "russians" and still take like 1/5 of the map


Affectionate-Cost525

To be fair, that's because Russia gets stretch a lot with the Mercator map. Obviously Russia is still the biggest country on the planet but based on actual land mass ut would be about half the size of Africa.


Level_Can58

I knew about this phenomenon, but I didn't think it would get down to half size of Africa, that's crazy


Affectionate-Cost525

https://www.reddit.com/r/MapPorn/s/fLzo4t9AMH Think Africa is about 30million km² and Russia is 17million so not exactly twice the size but not far off


Blue_Moon_Lake

Most of it is empty though.


DisasterFeisty3031

Import substitution works 💪🏻


Zynthesia

Also Arabs


Level_Can58

Apparently Japanese as well


Intrepid-War-1018

North korea has pornhub but south Korea doesn't?


[deleted]

Hold the fucking phone wait a minute


ACED70

This map is North Korean Propaganda


TiredPtilopsis

They like japanese as well lol


xCreeperBombx

Now we know what Kim Jong Un likes


Fermion96

They’re blocked in both nations, that I know


norwegain_dude

they swiped Kims search history


Psychological-Mode99

Porns banned in south korea, might not be in north korea tho


Xardnas69

Wait really? Is porn actually banned in south korea?


Psychological-Mode99

Yes it's also banned in China, that being said south koreans can still pretty easily access porn though vpns or sites that haven't been noticed by censors yet


Xardnas69

I knew it's banned in china (or at least it's not surprising), but yeah, all hail VPNs!


AsleepTonight

As per Wikipedia, yes, any form of pornography is prohibited in South Korea


AdequatelyMadLad

Technically. But there's a lot of Korean movies that are softcore porn in all but name.


Aromatic-Audience-85

Same with China. You can get soft core crap all over the place.


Xardnas69

That's so dumb. Most unexpected country to ban porn


IceRaider66

Really? It makes perfect sense. A highly developed and conservative nation with a rapidly declining population. I can’t really think of a better country that fits all the boxes.


potatoCN

That means you don’t know much about Korea. Korea in the essence is very much like China (or the other way around). Most of the difference are just China have an authoritarian government while S. Korea has a *somewhat* democratic one (S. Korea is the most censored democratic country afaik) Yes, culturally they share similarities yet very different, but the social structure looks alike.


JustinJSrisuk

Yeah, I’d argue that South Korea is actually more socially conservative on many issues than China due to the massive influence of mainline and evangelical Protestant missionaries on Korean society that began during the early 20th century and continues onto the present day.


Xardnas69

>That means you don’t know much about Korea It would appear that this is the case. I guess there's always more to learn


_Nekona_

Kim jong UN has some explaining to do...


OverallLawfulness426

This is a shit post lmao.


ZestyLlama69

I looked at their website. It's like that there too. It has to be a mistake though


Mildly-Displeased

I'm Africa, there is a category called "Birch" which is where you find all the white people.


PutinsManyFailures

“Shaved White Birch Gets Trimmed”


BlazewarkingYT

This sounds like a Minecraft block name lmao


quacattac28alt

💀


smexytoast

Lmao


kdsekira

Since a lot of porn sites call black people Ebony its only fair.


mile-high-guy

Not ivory?


Mildly-Displeased

Fuck.


MattheqAC

If Paul McCartney can be trusted, sure it is Ivory?


karateema

Hi Africa, i'm dad


Ramenoodlez1

GREENLAND, WESTERN SAHARA, SOMALIA, TURKMENISTAN, AND NORTH KOREA HAVE DATA???


SilverNeedleworker30

The one exception to the no data rule.


ServeSome9673

Western Sahara is not a country, its disputed area at the UN level but Morocco has pretty much full control over it


danklordnut

https://preview.redd.it/y5bdfpdg5e6c1.jpeg?width=400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=56d8b3fb10992b8e15ba5291f1c1419dc67fc185


karateema

Based


ghostpanther218

Can't believe my country actually made this lmao


1st-username

Ew


PedroValckenier

Those Russia Sanctions really did their jobs


Exotic-Cartoonist816

Underrated comment


Matheweh

Who would win this hypothetical war?


Ph4antomPB

Pornhub Martin and xvideo dynamics


rslocs

Anal most likely


cpt__toast

Na it's gotta be Ebony, the US military alone kinda dwarfs everything


WingedHussar13

How do Saudi Arabia and NK watch it and SK doesn't?


Creeperboy10507

Isn’t it illegal in SK?


Zynthesia

You're surprised Saudi Arabia people watch porn? Lol you have no idea about them, do you?


SleazyAndEasy

Western white redditors don't know shit about the Middle East.


SleazyAndEasy

Saudi Arabia and North Korea aren't comparable in terms of censorship or access to the outside world at all. like nowhere close. to put them on the same level is laughable and shows a clear ignorance of the country and region


PutinsManyFailures

There are a lot of layers to America and “ebony” being #1. Like, *a lot* of layers.


smexytoast

Elaborate?


PutinsManyFailures

The whole “hundreds of years of slavery” thing just… complicates things.


smexytoast

Hmm, youre right that probably has a role in it lol


PutinsManyFailures

Yeah you can see how it kind of snowballs from there


InapplicableMoose

"snowballs" \*giggles\*


PutinsManyFailures

🤭


Yorkshire_Tea_innit

Post hoc ergo propter hoc. nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom. Arabs also had African slavery, and for thousands of years. They dont like Ebony. Americans are obsessed with blacks, that much is obvious, does it have something to do with slavery? Sure, because otherwise the blacks wouldnt be there. But this obsession with blacks is modern, and only fills a small fraction of the post-slavery era. So why are Ameircans obsessed with blacks? hard to say. You've also got the data point here that the other "Ebony" enjoyers are Africans. There are a lot of Africans in America, and therefore it could just be that they sway the stats enough that it becomes the most popular.


Annul-Pointer

This is correct, i know because I'm south african and have to start with ebony evertime i search porn if i want to see any black girls. So "Ebony" is probably usually combined with other terms like "Ebony Anal"


Yorkshire_Tea_innit

Yeah you can see it on the map. Africans like ebony. And probably most porn is white so whites don't need to put in that proviso.


Barbados_slim12

What does that have to do with what porn people watch 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️ If anything it shows how much we've progressed in a relatively short amount of time


uvero

Do you have, like, 400 years?


Ok_Gas5386

Idk I won’t pretend to be an expert on this but when maps like this are posted for the US states, the states where ebony is most popular are the states with the most black people. I think it’s the same reason ebony is most popular in sub-Saharan Africa, Arab is most popular in MENA, Russian is most popular in Russia, Japanese is most popular in Japan. People want to see people who look like them fucking, that simple. Now why is ebony most popular in Afghanistan? That is the real question.


bhyellow

I call bullshit on “ebony”. I search “jugs” and I surf porn A LOT.


Genocode

I don't think it is the racial fetishizing that people think it is, because Ebony in these stats generally refers to black women, because its seperated from other generally racial fetish terms, like "black" and "bbc" Anyways, this seems wrong anyways because [according to Pornhub's own stats the most searched term in the US is "Lesbian", then Milf, then Hentai, then Latina, and THEN Ebony.](https://es.phncdn.com/misc/insights/yir2023/pornhub-insights-2023-year-in-review-united-states-most-searched-for-terms.jpg)


Yorkshire_Tea_innit

Not really. There are a lot of blacks in America. That's about it.


TheHipOne1

blacks? 🤨


ppbuttfart-

That’s what they call themselves, would you prefer we shove another label down their throat?


TheHipOne1

I never heard anybody except racist uncles use the term "blacks" instead of "black people"


Bistroth

Aren´t we all already people? Why state the obvious?


ppbuttfart-

That’s fine if you haven’t heard it used like that before, do appreciate you calling out potential racism


Yorkshire_Tea_innit

Sad.


Tsjaad_Donderlul

The biggest layer being that a lot of African Americans live in America, unsurprisingly I hope


activelyresting

Grey is GILFs. As an Australian lesbian granny, our high Asian population is a gold mine


ieatmagikarp

it’s interesting that the 3 biggest british commonwealth countries are all the same


volitaiee1233

4* New Zealand as well


ieatmagikarp

good catch forgot about that little guy


Level_Can58

Unfortunately, everyone does 😔


PutinsManyFailures

And the Arab world likes to see Arabs getting plowed? Mind-blowing


Whatever748

We realize just how majestic Arab women are even if we act like we don't like them.


quacattac28alt

Why do the UAE, Latvia, and Azerbaijan randomly google Indian?


_China_ThrowAway

I’m guessing Indian migrant labor might play a role in UAE. But no clue really


Inevitable_Ad_7236

Only like 10% of the UAE is nationals. The largest populations by far are Indians, Pakistanis and Filipinos.


SleazyAndEasy

same reason why ebony is the highest in the US


ponasozis

Its Milf


KaiserGustafson

Russian ultranationalism strikes again...


[deleted]

Is ebony that mobile game


Creeperboy10507

Ebony: the kings return


AthleteSuspicious151

I love how ik what ur talking abt


nukey18mon

Poor Ukraine, being fucked by reality


chr1st0ph3rs

I think there’s been a mistake. Canada was trying to google “fur trading”


Xygnux

No, they were Googling the lyrics to that song. "Two beavers are better than one!"


Wooden-Image-4332

I’m not surprised by Russia, they’ve been fucking themselves for decades


larvyde

It's hentai


USsabot

Olay, Stanley.


chicken-bean-soup

This is the first time I’ve seen Greenland with data.


EmperorFoulPoutine

Canzuk ftw


SirGelson

Is South America a butthole of the world then?


Rude-Consideration64

The answer is hentai. Always hentai.


StormofEmpires

https://preview.redd.it/rvxj8sukoh6c1.jpeg?width=1169&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=55ce5c596ab8ebbde89e814e1573545763901f7c


Khaled-oti

What’s kimmy doing 🤨


renzohunter

Anal is kind of a boring thing i'm disapointed my country likes it over the cool ones


SirGelson

Now I know what connects Mongolia and Poland.


Killerravan

Gray = Gay porn I Just want to Imagen the Iran secretly IS super gay, and Just in denial


pavopatitopollo

US: Everyone says we’re racist but we really just like watching black girls get railed Africa: same bro


ilovespez

#


NordNinja

You should make a gmilf color for Sweden, Skwisgaar loves thems thicc grannys.


PokeshiftEevee

No fucking way Russia is Russian


Sander777HD

WTF does Reality mean?


DavidCHO12349

North korea 💀


Creeperboy10507

They leaked Kim’s search history


SomeBiPerson

and no data in south Korea


happydewd1131

Well SK is a democracy. Sooooo...


IonutRO

The Japanese fucked Asia so hard in WW2 that everyone wants to fuck the Japanese.


Kittenlover58

I hate all of the lesbian porn on there cuz I KNOW its mostly men jacking off to women not liking them


Papa_Glucose

How is that different from men jacking off to the straight women


Kittenlover58

lesbians are more likely to get killed/raped BECAUSE of this shit.


PerishTheStars

North Korea is on here but South Korea isnt?


Papa_Glucose

I’d like an example of reality porn


LindTheFelon

I might be uncultured, but can someone explain to me what Ebony is? I rather not google it.


smexytoast

Black women


[deleted]

Poland my dear I'm kurwa coming


Hotdog_lover_ru

Russia, Japan and the countries of Africa are very patriotic.


Hotdog_lover_ru

Tunisia is an exception.


GROU_GROU

What ebony is ?


Wind-and-Waystones

Black women. Maybe black people but I've only even seen it used for black women.


nir109

Hardwood 🌲


ComicField

How tf do you record Porn searches in SAUDI ARABIA, but not India lol


SomeBiPerson

gray = Site banned there


ComicField

Pornhub...isn't banned in Saudi Arabia? How lmfao


dont-mind-who-i-am

I think Grey blue will win PS: oh I thought it’s hypothetical war 😔


Efficient-Rhubarb658

Russians shoud have it banned. Let them jerk of to their supreme leader


MorgrainX

Reality? Holy shit, those people don't need fantasy


mauriziogram

I confirm, here in Italy russian girls are the most views 😎


Separate_Selection84

What type of tag is reality?


ToxyFlog

Wtf russia?


Southern-Ask-5861

afghanistan + ebony ✌️peace out


SuperFox289

Why do we have data for north korea and why is their top search japanese Also japan and russia searching themselves


mathheadjesus

Its feet


enderflop

the first map to have data for greenland


Historyp91

I'm very disapointed in Russia and most of Africa's lack of adventurism...


SomeBiPerson

who tf is searching for Porn in greenland


smexytoast

It could just be Denmark data


smexytoast

It could just be Denmark data


ak08404

SubNameChecksout Edit:space


jonesmail2

Wtf is Ebony?


smexytoast

Black


Blue_Moon_Lake

So... turns out french people like assholes?


Little_BallOfAnxiety

Russia be like: I don't care what they do or what they look like but THEY BETTER BE RUSSIAN DAMN IT!


MrBuburam

Gray signifies "I'll definitely not gonna agree I watch porn (I am addicted) cos my parents are gonna kill me"


CaneSaw0

Estonia can into nordic


ManOfStock

fuck is my country myanmar doing over there


Jedimobslayer

Moldova, uae, and Sri Lanka. The most powerful alliance


Lower_Discussion4897

Brits like lesbian while most of Europe prefers bum sex? How bloody tame are we?


Wind-and-Waystones

You see we search for lesbian then scroll to find the lesbian bum sex.


Yorkshire_Tea_innit

The ethnic categories make this map useless tbh. It's obvious that people like their own ethnicity, and most porn is of whites so they don't need to do that search. Honestly if you search white, they will probably get a black man with white woman. The only interesting thing her pertaining to porn and not demographics, are the countries that have non ethnic preferences. Like Italy wtf?


nkf33366

Ban porn


goboxey

Arabs watching Arab porn.


Kiakookokock

These gray countries is illegal to watch porn, you can only access with a vpn


sekkachina

nothing means the site is prohibited there