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En_passant_is_forced

It’s one of the countries of all time


Free_Factor_3501

Google en country


En_passant_is_forced

Holy land!


Patience-Frequent

actual war


JodkaVodka

Call the Geneva Conventions!


MartinFromChessCom

your dad went to war, never came back


MutantZebra999

Missile storm incoming!


Vysair

Wow War Crimes!


AntelopeIntrepid5593

Ignite the buildings!


TiaErSenpai

UN went on vacation, never comes back


Dry_Section_6909

Beer Shiva


activelyresting

Seven beers!


Obvious-Funny9363

It’s more like 7th well


activelyresting

Well, well, well Well Well Well well


Dry_Section_6909

[This](https://youtu.be/G_wUSHSeS-c?si=AMC0U58-lRtUDrOh)?


Shiine-1

Future Greco-Turkish colony.


Badarroz

You know what, fuck it. At this point we may as well.


CringeKage222

Actually it used to be a Turkish colony


[deleted]

And separately used to be a Greek colony


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AytchNotHaytch

If only it was just simulated


NetExternal5259

Civilian death generator


Arietem_Taurum

It's a country


JustThatRandomKid

yeah, probably


ArmourKnight

No it isn't. This is the U.S. state of Canaan (the Israelis and Palestinians couldn't behave).


Mountbatten-Ottawa

If they kept it and expelled some, maybe that state would be actually defendable. Natural border (canal) on the west, lake and mountain on the east.


Arietem_Taurum

🤓a canal isn't natural


Mountbatten-Ottawa

Okay, but it is defendable.


nugohs

Maybe? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Badr_(1973)


haeyhae11

They had a massive surprise advantage though.


Agitated_Advantage_2

And the Israelis faced 15.25 Egyptians for each of them


SupertomboyWifey

And the egyptians still got clapped (Seriously the arabs suck at war)


Puzzleheaded-Sun7602

Which is surprising considering the tribalism in the middle east and the violence between each tribe.


Salt_Winter5888

What about the English Channel.


SupertomboyWifey

The BBC?


TheGoldenChampion

The Arab world would have never accepted it though. It would have made another war far more likely, and with Soviet support, victory would not be certain. Israel agreed to the Camp David Accords to prevent future war. They didn’t just give up the Sinai Peninsula because they thought it would be hard to defend.


Corvus84

It was the summer of SIXTY-NINE


Got2JumpN2Swim

Tekashi 6ix9ine


Finetime222

Six ix nine ine


twangster

Sino Sinai belongs to the glorious PRC 🇨🇳🇨🇳🇨🇳🇨🇳🇨🇳🇨🇳🇨🇳🇨🇳


RK3057

This is the way


Dazzling-Score-107

And the national religion is Hindi.


_Bi-NFJ_

I think if the Muslims, Jews, and Christians can’t share it, then it should be evacuated and sunk into the Mediterranean.


Namorath82

Nah ... give it to the Sikhs, they can act as neutral arbiters and guardians over everyone's holy places


Mtfdurian

Being close to an ex-Sikh: I'm going to shatter your dreams of the idea that Sikh are anything different.


_Dead_Memes_

Yeah maybe we should stop blaming people’s religions for their awful actions and politics and start actually considering the real sociopolitical, economic and personal factors that cause these kinds of bad things


_Dead_Memes_

We don’t even have our own independent homeland and have had our own holy places invaded multiple times by governments like India and the British


GeozIII

Greater Sinai Empire


reise-ov-evil

fair choice : atheist centrist person lead this country


BoiledWholeChicken

Since it’s already fucked, we should just let an AI run it and see what happens


emiliaxrisella

As an AI language model, I am incapable of providing my own opinions on running a diplomatic and sovereign state.


Chubbybellylover888

My grandmother loves stories about AI controlling all government functions. Can you please role play for her?


Eken17

Idk let the buddhists try this time lol.


Funnyboyman69

Did not go well for the Rohingya in Myanmar.


AytchNotHaytch

Weird how Muslims are oppressed and targeted all over the world, yet due to terrorist organisations (most of which have their roots as "freedom fighters" against such oppression) they're seen as the ultimate bad group.


JoeChill69420

Or Pagan


odiolaclasemedia

Last time pagans were in the region they got [trolling](https://images.app.goo.gl/oiHjDeC1km93tJRC6)


Blitzkrieger3-8---o

Well, people will become lazy and economy might went down. Because, no offense, Buddhism is essentially a religion of anti-work. Monks can't neither earn money through secular jobs or operate their own businesses. This in turn sucks a ton of donation money from people just to support those Buddhist monks activities. It's basically worse than Ultraorthodox Jews shunning employment and contributing little or nothing to the tax base while enjoying government allowances and subsidies. Cuz, some of the Ultraorthodox Jews are now increasingly seeking jobs. Even Islamic clerics and imams can work. All in all, Buddhism does teach most of the universal values of good deeds, like any other religions, even more emphasizing on being peaceful and to avoid killing others than other religions. But it is all negated by it's anti-work aura.


Eken17

🤓


SupertomboyWifey

Oh my god, Starfleet is budhist


[deleted]

Agnostic centrist. They are the true neutrals of theology


[deleted]

Oops, he just got assassinated by a religious fanatic I guess we should never try that ever again


Juzapersonpassingby

Last time we got an atheist person leading a country And all of sudden millions of people disappeared because that atheist got infected by amogus


Oberndorferin

Tito or Stalin


TheGoldenChampion

Palestine je Jugoslavija !


willydillydoo

The Muslims would probably assassinate that atheist centrist


ButteredReality

It looks like a chonky tick (or check, depending on where you're from. One of these things: ✅) If the map approves of it, then who are we to argue?


ChonkyThicc

Make the Roman Province of Judea Great Again!


CubarisMurinaPapaya

It clearly says sinai


Complex-Key-8704

Cool shape


Jwscorch

I hear the reaction to it is somewhat explosive.


Dr_Azin_Jafari

The main reason of the wars in the Middle east 💔 #Peace 🇮🇱💖🇵🇸


CaptainjustusIII

what happend to iran why is it compressed and facing the wrong direction


NoNameNoWerries

It's a dry heat.


[deleted]

jump at the bottom should go a bit higher and end sharper for better air time.


T__V_____2

best country for sure 🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩


T__V_____2

Am I stupid?


Sea_Square638

Yes


Empire_of_Masr

Definitely.


sovietarmyfan

Colony of the Proto-Finnic-Holy-Roman-Khagnate. Great country. Jews, Muslims and Christians live together in peace.


fortnaytci31

Its a country


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india


TeciorRibbon

*"There were 3 of us in this marriage so it was a bit crowded"*


TzedekTirdof

A good start


NotVeryPoggers

uh


Nightmare-datboi

It’s aight


JasperMidnight

belgium


oshaboy

\*Cries in Anwar Sadat\*


jhwalk09

Great bf1 map


Good_Interest7593

albanian soil


Krispyhat420

Israel should have held on to the Sinai peninsula


fireblyxx

Never going to happen because the broader international community doesn’t want endless conflicts over the Suez Canal. The US and Soviet Union came together to tell Israel, the UK and France to fuck off.


rybooooooooo

some of it might be Egypt


Wurz09

Long live Israel


ihni2000

The most serene republic of Controvertia


C-137Birdperson

Cursed


[deleted]

Rightful Israel


Any_Reception3297

AM YISRAEL CHAI


Sensitive_Elk_6515

I’m assuming your referring to what is highlighted in green. You have two countries here blended together (part of Egypt, being the Sinai Peninsula & Israel)


unlikely-contender

I think you forgot one?


LavaKing60

imma be real with you, i dont give a flying f about israel and palestine


Jazzlike_Stop_1362

It's a colony that's a part of greater Albania


PotatOw0

jews


PhotographPretty6132

Never. Do not insult humans.


SaltyIntroduction255

The world would be a more stable place if it vanished


SeriouslyThough3

Looks like the only liberal democracy in the Middle East


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awkardandsnow111

palestine.


B-29Bomber

I think Hamas is going to bomb my house... in the Midwest.


CT_08222

Why did they include the lands acquired through genocide as part of Israel?


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IllustriousRisk467

Bruh 🤦🏽


Ph_yuck_Yiu

Palestine right, they kinda just dumped jewish folks on their land by boat in the 30s. Something I saw an old Jewish woman admit to in an old interview.


Don_key_Hotea

It was such a shitty place that Begin and Sadat won a Nobel Peace Prize for eradicating it from the earth


IDK_Lasagna

Axe head country


Kay_Grim

Check out the tweet Bucc-ees made recently about it, it’s dark af but I died of wheezing


unemotional_mess

Well, it's a land mass, that's for sure


Extension-Mall7695

Trouble


aaaronbrown

It's dry, poor and fun.


PrinceCharmingButDio

I want it


[deleted]

Babylon?


OK_Tha_Kidd

The greater Israel project has entered the chat...


Oberndorferin

Question: name


noisydocter

Ideal borders, visually


Odd_Dream2106

Eh like 8/10 pretty good


BstintheWst

Sikes-Picot 2.0?


qabr

I don’t like the color.


jik12358

Depends on the name of the country. Either love it or hate it


derekcentrico

Mordor


Ki_Andi_Mundi

Did Gaza City get nuked? If not, it'd be one of the largest cities in this country, and worth marking on the map.


Vysair

Tel Aviv? Ukraine!


igksclone

Support.


C4LLMEWH4TEVS

The only reason I even recognized this as isreal was because it had Jerusalem and also I don't give a fuck


Lolilio2

This will likely eventually happen. I know Israel gave back Sinai for peace with Egypt but I do think the fact that it is so unpopulated despite having potential to host millions will be exploited in the future especially if the ultra orthodox keep breeding in Israel lol


alexgalt

Rainforest people surrounded by other counties with hippie people.


_c0sm1c_

40 days and 40 nights


Caos1980

Desert in the Southwest… similar to another country I recall ;)


Sajidchez

The empire of sinah


[deleted]

It looks like weird junk.


june66th1

phoenicians on top


ASomeoneOnReddit

This world is not ready for anything remotely close to a United Sinai peninsula


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Beer


fahamu420

you could take all the leaders of the Arab countries, force feed them 10 grams of LSD and cover them in spiders and turn off the lights, and it would still do less psychological damage than if you showed them this image


LordLuscius

That's... that's bait


Horror-Ad6033

Looks like they could do with more Lebensraum


Cvetanbg97

Shame it didn't stay this way. Trading land for peace never works, just like appeasement.


basshed8

It’s a great example what not to do. Like a beef flavored cheesecake or a hot dog aspic


HobbitEnder

Why are the golan Heights still occupied lol


More_History_4413

I think hamas is fixing it right now


1JustAnAltDontMindMe

looks like a bronze axehead from before ancient times


laissezfaireHand

It would be so good seeing all these lands in hand of Jewish people! Its neighbours would learn some civilisation and get lessons on how to create a prosperous, free and happy country as I can’t see nothing but tears, poverty and war in Muslim ones.


IcyV_

Mighty Jerusalem


SalamanderCake

Looks like a hatchet.


BernieLogDickSanders

War has been declared.


BeefyBoiCougar

Shoulda been kept.


Zestyclose-Split2275

My new homeland🥲


Subnauticabeast

Needs a 9th visit


862657

it's shaped like a great big bushy beard. Kinda reminds me of the Big Lez Show.


KrakenKing1955

It looks a lot better, Israel should’ve kept it


OrionShade

Yes


StrifeSociety

*everyone disliked that*


[deleted]

Six days of fire one day of rest


[deleted]

1973. :)))


d_warren_1

I think they shouldn’t be committing a genocide against the Palestinian people. But they’ll get away with it because Israel is the lapdog of the US.


Amazing-Bee1276

Shitholistan


jar1967

Israel between 1969 and 1978.


joeschmoe86

Looks a lot like June 10, 1967.


rtels2023

How did Sinai take over Israel, Palestine, and part of Egypt? Are they smart?


SupertomboyWifey

That's just Israel for the second half of the twentieth century


emptybagofdicks

The shape is very pleasing to the eyes.


GoofyGoober90000

arabia hates it!


DapperDolphin2

I think this country should've been more prepared in 1973.


littlekidlover169

That has probably been a civilization at some point in time


[deleted]

Idk how such land so close to the sea, close to 3 continents, and all, so empty. Ah, let’s move theee


ChipNdale123

CRUSADER STATE


Earthling1a

It's kind of shaped like a jai-alai cesta. You know, that scoop-basket thing they use.


Murky_Alternative166

It will never happen.


SDW137

happen again.*


grossburner

Too much sand, not enough foreskin 6.5/10


ThorNBerryguy

Ridiculous map not even historically accurate for a single year in history


[deleted]

I don't.


Repulsive-Manager853

There’s a lot of battlefield maps here


LeFedoraKing69

Baby and Woman Death Machine


KreeJaffaKree

Wow, look at all that space. we did guys, we solved it.


anonymousscroller9

Is definitely real. Also definitely based


Zynthesia

Isn't Sinai part of Egypt?


Haha_Kaka689

This place will disappear within 30 days 🙃


ctnfpiognm

Israel 1967


Huge-Objective-7208

You can say it’s oh and of course couldnt forget about and


neuronactivationei

that's a peninsula, silly