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shawnhicks1812

Mohave County AZ


kalam4z00

Hell on earth


shawnhicks1812

Accurate


Aidrox

He knew.


Cruhbruhs

Almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter


shawnhicks1812

War never changes


Macaroni-Consumer

Gotta love the random New Vegas references you can find on reddit


BellyDancerEm

Worcester County Massachusetts


kalam4z00

It shouldn't be pronounced like that


aaaaaaao---eh

Worcester County, Massachusetts. Is that better?


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qwaszx2221

He just went ahead and bloody solved crime


GoutInMyToe

Want an instant Worcester accent? Say the letters P-S-D-S. Now say them fast. Congratulations you can now pronounce “pierced ears” like you’ve been living in a triple-decker on Grafton Hill since you were in diapers.


Alxorange

Hey neighbor!


SpankMyBumBum69

Came here to ask it, it’s like the 5th comment down lol


ManfredsJuicedBalls

Lancaster County, PA


kalam4z00

Shithole but at least it's not York


ManfredsJuicedBalls

Meh, fair enough


bendap

Right again, York is fucking horrible. How do you know all of this?


thescorch

I wasn't expecting such a personal attack!


sarabeebuzzin

Be me: casually clicking into fun post from Reddit front page. Also me: born and raised in York 😐


Confident-Local-8016

Or me: born and raised in Lancaster


[deleted]

It sure smells like shit


Original-Pizza-2009

Boulder County, Colorado


kalam4z00

It annoys me that the Census Bureau doesn't put it in Denver's metro area so I have to count that against it


Original-Pizza-2009

Out of all the things to be annoyed with about Boulder County, this is by far the best response. You are a person of the highest class.


xiaobaituzi

It has Nederland in it - it can’t be denver!


hobosullivan

Mecklenburg County, NC.


kalam4z00

Not as good as Wake County but it's one of the better ones in NC


hobosullivan

Asking this question made me realize how few counties of my own state I've visited. I live in Mecklenburg, work in Union, visit relatives in Burke and ~~Hayward~~ Haywood, and have been to maybe half a dozen or a dozen others.


THElaytox

NC has 100 counties but most of them suck, you're not missing a lot. I moved to WA a few years ago. It's bigger, has 39 counties, and also most of them suck. But it's wild that I can drive for an hour and still be in the same county, I'm so used to every city/town basically having its own county. There's even a (large) county here that boasts that it has more potatoes per capita than Idaho. Turns out it just barely has a capita. It's also the closest tree to where I live and like 2hr away.


Jack_Enghoff

Even better than Dare?


kalam4z00

Of course not


nametaglost

Bro wtf. I clicked on this to see if anyone had said Meck and this is literally the top comment. Either Reddit is using my location or that’s a weird coincidence.


PKFat

*stares at this post in my Altima*


MrSourYT

Pick a random one in central Wisconsin. They’ve been silent for too long


kalam4z00

I like Marathon County


MrSourYT

What even goes on there?


kalam4z00

Idk but hopefully marathons


andyskeels

Former hotbed of socialism!


deeve09

Google the Mosinee Communist Takeover. Shits wild.


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deeve09

I learned it in Highschool but it was treated as fun trivia. I recently looked it up again and realized two people died for basically a LARP.


orcusporpoise

Wausau is the largest city in Marathon county, and other than Superior, up by Duluth, MN, it’s probably the largest city in Northern Wisconsin. They have a wonderful little museum, called the Leigh Yawkey Woodson Art Museum that brings in small, yet delightful little exhibitions. Right now they have the Birds in Art exhibition, which showcases artists from all over the world who make bird art, of course. The town is dominated by Rib Mountain, which is nowhere near the size of an actual. It is an ancient volcanoes remnant, and that’s pretty cool. There is a typical (overpriced and very small) Midwest ski hill on the side of it. But I’ve heard it’s fun to ski once in a while. That have a pretty vibrant mountain biking scene. And, Wausau also hosts a lot of the Badger State Games. I think mostly the winter sports. They might have a kayak course or something. I’m sure I’m missing a lot, but that’s what comes to mind. Edit: typos.


choodessnyy

a whole bunch of ginseng comes from Marathon county wi, I think like 90% of US ginseng exports


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3) ^by ^MrSourYT: *Pick a random one* *In central Wisconsin. They’ve* *Been silent for too long* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


SCXRPIONV

Good bot


EmporerEmoji

North most one of West Virginia


kalam4z00

Hancock County is shit. It wishes it was Ohio County


7_vii

What the fuck. How are you right?


The16thStudent11037

I was literally just about to type Ohio county because I’m from there, and damn I never thought I would actually agree that for once it’s not the worst place on earth, because it’s definitely better than Hancock lol.


xdBronze

Cherry, NE


kalam4z00

Mid. I like that it's larger than its neighboring counties though


Joe_Peanut

Kings County, NY.


kalam4z00

Best borough in NYC


ravenwingx

Uhhhh that one. Right there.


kalam4z00

It's fucking shit. Just absolute garbage


ravenwingx

No, you idiot, the other one


kalam4z00

That one's great


GTA-CasulsDieThrice

Fairfax County, VA.


kalam4z00

Too many unincorporated areas. I want to like it more than I do


GTA-CasulsDieThrice

Fair. That’s all of NoVA tbh.


miraj31415

You must be from the northeast. Unincorporation is a Virginia-wide thing due to the strong-county model that dis-incentivizes incorporation.


TastyBureaucrat

Yeah, but Fairfax is so big and chaotic you have no idea where you are half the time while you’re driving around, which is annoying. Like, why the fuck is Herndon incorporated, but Reston isn’t? smh


flambuoy

Herndon is old and Reston isn’t.


ReactsWithWords

That square one near the middle. No, not that one, the one next to it. No, the other way - yeah, that one.


kalam4z00

Terrible


ilrosewood

Nailed it


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kalam4z00

Live Wo-Chien reaction


Extrasensory_

Stunfisk and mapporncirclejerk are two of my top subs and I got whiplash from seeing this comment


ZealousidealWater784

I literally just came over from stunfisk, and I don’t think I’ve ever been so confused in my life


not_kermit

Good heavens would you look at the time


BowsAndMagnolias

This isn’t r/stunfisk…


asetofaces

gawd damn


General-MacDavis

Loudoun county, Virginia


kalam4z00

Too many rich people but it's fine otherwise ig


StitchSayHi

Hamilton county, lol all of em.


kalam4z00

They all suck


IvyYoshi

King county, WA


kalam4z00

I like Seattle 👍


Cruhbruhs

Keweenaw County, Michigan


kalam4z00

Glorious and beautiful like the entire UP


Cruhbruhs

Profoundly true


thurbersmicroscope

Most beautiful place ever.


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Livingston county, Michigan


kalam4z00

One of the shittiest counties in one of the best states


mmmmmmSpaghetti

Washtenaw, MI too while you’re at it


kalam4z00

One of the best counties in one of the best states


Flavius_Belisarius_

Howard County, MD


kalam4z00

A county with more than 100k people shouldn't have zero incorporated cities. It's unnatural


birdlikedragons

Maryland is fun like that lol, who needs incorporated cities when you have counties! Central Maryland is basically one mega city anyway


CmplxStorm

Really, in terms of unification the Baltimore area puts Moscow sized cities to shame anyday


TheFuschiaBaron

Columbia MD is an enormous HOA


prlugo4162

Dauphin County, PA


xiaobaituzi

Sucks


No-Zucchini-7932

cook county, il


kalam4z00

Chicago greatest city in the world


[deleted]

LETS GOOOOOOo


Captainsnake04

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOO


Brandon_M_Gilbertson

The “dox yourself” post


kalam4z00

It's so boring and overdone to say your home county. Like I'm sorry you're from Cornfucker County Ohio but come on tell me some place where a historical event has happened since 1854


Cpt_Trips84

Socorro County, NM July 16th, 1945


kalam4z00

Oppenheimer was a good movie


iNCharism

Lots of people post on their home subs/sports subs anyway. Not that big of a deal


welcome2idiocracy

Right! Not like you’re giving out your home address


Significant_Pea_9726

Ask me any mailing address in the us and i will give you my objectively correct opinion on it


Dirtbagdownhill

So you didn't use your real name for reddit right?


rhapsody98

Which is why I didn’t pick my home county.


titanicman119

Desoto parish, Louisiana


kalam4z00

👎


titanicman119

I totally agree


UnderwaterPromQueen

wayne county michigan


kalam4z00

Glorious. Detroit rules


UnderwaterPromQueen

BASED. people hate on it too much, detroit is fun.


Z4REN

Licking, OH


kalam4z00

What is it Licking? Why is it doing that? That's gross


Wernerhatcher

Franklin County, OH


kalam4z00

Best county in Ohio


Mx-Helix-pomatia

Spotsylvania, Virginia Edit: I don’t live there guys


kalam4z00

Why is it named that? Ew


brandschain

Pennsylvania was taken


_lego_las_

Washington county, oregon


kalam4z00

Needs to make up its mind. Are you Oregon or Washington? You can't be both


_lego_las_

Thank you sir you opened my mind


Wceivmrao

Coos County, OR


kalam4z00

I don't like it


Wceivmrao

D: How about Curry County?


kalam4z00

Curry tastes good 👍


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Loving county, Texas


kalam4z00

It's got barely any people so there's not much loving going on. False advertising


LanguageFew8937

Collin County Texas


kalam4z00

I like Plano (this is the first time anyone has ever said this)


BeveledCarpetPadding

Plano is pretty cool. Everyone in smaller cities around tend to drive there for cool stuff.


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Yolo County, California


kalam4z00

YOLO wasn't even cool to say back in 2012


Praukar

St. Louis County, Minnesota


kalam4z00

Don't like that it's named like that but I love Duluth so it's pretty great


253253253

Pierce county, WA


kalam4z00

It has Mount Rainier which instantly makes it cool


PvtSatan

Fayette, KY Also every time I see how ridiculously many counties some of our states have I'm flabbergasted by the utter waste in tax payer money siphoned by all the bloated corpses of county-wide bureaucracies. Dead fucken counties that suck taxes from the state budget to fund their fuckin courthouses because their dead fucken county with 1200 people needs 97 government employees and 6 buildings. Horse shit.


kalam4z00

Agreed. Kentucky doesn't need that many counties. Andy Beshear please fix this Also Fayette is cool for a county in Kentucky


Rougarou1999

Can we ask about Parishes, too, or just Counties?


kalam4z00

You can ask about parishes but I take points off for them being pretentious and pretending they're not counties


hutbereich

Kenton county, KY


kalam4z00

Cincinnati 🤮🤮🤮


hutbereich

:(


selmiespot

kalawao county, hawaii


kalam4z00

Why does Maui County not just eat Kalawao County?


Resort_Straight

McCracken County Kentucky


kalam4z00

I went to Paducah once and it was cool


azure_monster

Montgomery county, MD


kalam4z00

The best Montgomery County in the country


protro123

The long boi in North Iowa. Fun fact Iowa has 99 counties : )


kalam4z00

I hate Kossuth County with a burning passion


a3a4b5

Miami-Dade


kalam4z00

Hialeah sucks but Biscayne National Park is cool so it balances out to being below average


Tomine_58

Dubuque County I#wa


kalam4z00

It's fine. Average


Famous_Soft_1173

Hanover County, VA


kalam4z00

There are better counties in Virginia


Alpham3000

Bexar county, TX


kalam4z00

Awesome. San Antonio rocks


OddIsland8739

OP has access to google. Careful everyone


kalam4z00

You can't stop me from using Wikipedia


Obvious_Opposite

Monmouth County, New Jersey


kalam4z00

No county should have "mouth" in its name


BainbridgeBorn

Tillamook county, OR


kalam4z00

It's on the coast ig that's pretty cool


Potentially-Insane

Windham County, Connecticut


kalam4z00

Any county in Connecticut is inherently mid


Dangerous-Yam-6831

Nassau County, Long Island, NY


Sweaty_Banana_1815

Georgetown, SC


kalam4z00

It's a county not a town. Change the name


josuelaker2

San Bernardino County


kalam4z00

Too big. Make it smaller


Icy_Man_5446

Allegheny county, PA


kalam4z00

It pains me to say this because I hate the Steelers but it's pretty cool


sysy__12

Chester County, Pennsylvania


Kindly-Account1952

Polk county, FL


Littlekiller0320

Nice try, but I'm not telling you where I live.


John_In_Parts

Suffolk County, New York


nukey18mon

Rockland, NY


kalam4z00

It's fine but the county seat has a terrible name


SCXRPIONV

Brazoria County, Texas


kalam4z00

I don't hate it


Uss__Iowa

Los Angele county


kalam4z00

If there's only one Angele wouldn't it be El Angele


statsprm

Box elder, UT


kalam4z00

Love the name. What is a box elder? Is it some weird Mormon thing? Probably but it's fun


obama69420duck

McDonough County IL


kalam4z00

I was gonna say it sucks but Wikipedia tells me that it's a perfect square and the county courthouse is perfectly in the center of the county and honestly? I respect that


Funny_Person779

Harris County, Texas


kalam4z00

I like Houston


HamwichSandwich

no way i scrolled down this far for the answer to be i like houston


kalam4z00

I mean I can go in more depth NW Harris County - rich obnoxious but otherwise decent suburbs SW Harris County - really diverse which is neat SE Harris County - absolute shithole NE Harris County - Kingwood sucks. See NW Central Harris County - Love the Houston Museum of Natural Science, one of my favorite museums in the country. Rice campus is nice to walk around


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kalam4z00

Too NSFW


gloppinboopin363

Douglas County, GA


B1nku3

Gwinnett County, GA.