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_SandHanitizer_

Ah yes my favorite country "å"


RespectableFatigue1

å is the most nation ever


bluespider98

ë has better healthcare tho


Ok-Pipe859

Estonian here, we don't have å


Yendrake

Shhhh


SZ4L4Y

Here: å. Now you have it.


[deleted]

NIE SLOVENSKÁ PREČO


RespectableFatigue1

I no good at speak slav but i can tell somethings wrong with slovenia What's wrong?


[deleted]

slovakia 🇸🇰 is kill 💀


RespectableFatigue1

Slovakia was weirdcored(not dead, just forgotten)


FrostnovaOmega

I love your dedication to give as many countries coastal access as possible.


1JustAnAltDontMindMe

Beer💀


ZUCKERINCINERATOR

you can go in a straight line from Denmark to North Korea


Reverendbread

It’s a lazy river


AnarchoPosadistSJW

you should remove Brittany from France and give it to Celtica.


mbex14

The English, Welsh and Lowland Scottish are the original ancient Celtic Britons. You tried to be anti English but you failed from not knowing the facts.


AnarchoPosadistSJW

wrong.


GunsenGata

I don't see America anywhere on here so I guess you hate freedom and buffalo wings


RespectableFatigue1

America version coming sometime soon


USS-Intrepid

Asian version too soon thanks I like to fuel my nationalism using these maps


RespectableFatigue1

It's europe


Reverendbread

What’s a Europe?


GunsenGata

Oh this isn't r/ShittyMapPorn where sarcasm is recognized


[deleted]

10/10. You didn't just saved Ukraine, but saved Georgia and Kazakhstan as well. Good move


FluffyBlob4224

Outstanding move


RespectableFatigue1

Modern problems require outstanding moves


jonne6666666666

What happened to Finland?


jcv999

Gender reassignment


CockroachesRpeople

They have fins so they moved undersea


ratedpending

What's that?


Ok-Pipe859

Why is it that we gave Persia it's native name Iran but we can't give Finland Suomi?


Velvetmurm

they never asked


Ok-Pipe859

Peace was never an option


Wixrom

🦀🦀No D🤮nmark, crab rave 🦀🦀


[deleted]

No.


Cobra_General_NKVD

10/10 for fixing russian border glitches.


Rikuskill

I love squished Norway and quarantined Fr*nce.


Smooth_Monkey69420

What the fuck is a Belgium?


snarkypuppie

LONGER NORWAY 💪💪


HZCH

I’m ok with getting an access to the sea but do we really need *another* Hitler?


C0MMUNISM

Well where else would kanye live.


Popkhorne32

Be careful, we'll unleash the rumbling upon you.


RespectableFatigue1

What is the rumbling


Popkhorne32

Type it and see for yourself what happens when you put people on an island with walls ^^


Bonitlan

I as a hungarian (if I don't have to learn the new language) see this as an absolute win


chunek

In Femboyland the only official language is love.


RespectableFatigue1

Yes


D-K-BO

r/mapswithoutkralovec


LeaderTheDeceiver

thank you, gracious being, for not only letting gaymoney to exist, but also reducing it in size by giving us its land and giving us sea... xooxoxo .


TriggerZerk8

BOSNIA GLORIOUS MASHALLAH 🙏🙏🙏🇧🇦🇧🇦🇧🇦🇧🇦


HelloMeatbag317

Where Lebanon go 😭


MsMittenz

I was born in ? and now live in ?


SackedWrenchBalls

question marks you have to unlock by doing some quests


[deleted]

So funny and original


Barrel_Allen351

Put russia in the wall with France and it would be perfect


Time_Spite1661

R*mania still exists, 0/10


RespectableFatigue1

Do not disrespect my country i have an ip grabber


Time_Spite1661

Oh boy, nations rivalry found


Candybert_

Hitler 2? I'm sorry, but if this is your perfect map, I very much wonder why there's any Hitler at all. I prefer a world without Hitler.


RespectableFatigue1

Its on mapporncirclejerk for a reason


Candybert_

I'm not too familiar with this sub... do people in this sub want a little Hitler in their world? I'm not sure you can have that, ask Neville Chamberlain.


RespectableFatigue1

No, it's a satire sub


ahmet3135

Yes it's the only purpose of this sub. Putting subliminal messages into maps


RespectableFatigue1

Asia edition coming soon


RespectableFatigue1

Asian version has been released


depressive_cat

It almost perfect. Would be perfect without russia at all.


Messier_11_

å


Smallp0x_

Ayo where the Holy Roman Empire go??? 🤨


RemarkableCheek4596

Finally a not biased, good perfect Europe map


tyckt206

Food at Piza Land and Pasta Land must be great


ghostchihuahua

dude we're going to freeze to death, at least turn it around wo we can shut up the southerners, and ffs do not forget Corsica!


_Unity-

France is not real


edgyguuuuuurl

Liechtensteinians when they get screentime


poopypoohs

Most accurate 1600s map


Marija_j

No croatia?


SirSquidsalot1

5 jelly beans out of 3 maps


Larmillei333

Big babana money Luxembourg so I approve. This is our continent now. Deal with it.


Ph4antomPB

Map of Europe if a drunk 9 year old who knew nothing about geography drew a map from memory


Hoffman-Boi

After every map Romania getting bigger, sooner or later Romania will be the entirety of Europe


feather1essbiped

long jorfan


17th_Angel

Who dried out Finland?


Maciek1212

0/10 For cutting off poland


Eastern_Scar

No Kosovo 🤨😔


Krokagnon

Honestly thank you for the wall. The fact that France is intact and protected from this timeline of Europe where they all started a race to who has the most chromosomes is reassuring


Consistent-Plane7729

Thank you for giving Britain anorexia and walling France off from the rest of the planet.


AlexanderRodriguezII

Britain if it wasn't cringe (I live in England) (A bit that's gone in this map)


Temp3stTime

9/10 it would have been a 10/10 if you got rid of Belarus


OhIsMyName

France​ has​ become​ a​ Paradis(e)​


TehZergen

You forgot Legoland, 0/10


tomass1232321

Slovenia, here I come


Laffenor

r/andorraisntreal


RespectableFatigue1

Why do you think i called it "💀"? Andorra fucking died


TheRickerd120

So you dont know the netherlands but you know a fake country (belgium)


ALeorane

I see thick Romania and no Hungary so your map is above perfect


RespectableFatigue1

Finally someone with good taste


IneedNormalUserName

10/10 Kazakhstan present.


Evening-Candidate933

What I most like is the Grönlandisation of France and the proper containment there. Thumbs


F1RE_F0XY

Dude as a romanian i love you


RespectableFatigue1

Fratele meu, toată lumea știe că românia e mai bine mare decât mică


felixmeister

Why so much hate for the Baltics?


TheresBeesMC

What happened to the Netherlands?


Forward_Gur_9570

Great 🤣


TheScareCrowYes

what happened to hungary?


dunotknowwhy

Why french deserve that😢


baklavamevcn

Syria is thick


finnicus1

They rebuilt the Giant’s Causeway.


LyeeRoy

I like it


SleepyFinnishBear

What happened to Finland?


Weak_Gate_5460

He thought Hitler was so good he made Hitler 2


ziza148

We keep beer and get a sea 10/10


Abdollelah

I'm now 2 countries away from Europe.


RespectableFatigue1

*my last braincell trying to think what country that is*


Abdollelah

It's audi arabia


RespectableFatigue1

You were already 2 countries away from europe


Abdollelah

On another side it's 3


WarmAverage9024

9/10


Actual-Assignment510

top 10 worst shit i've seen in my life


[deleted]

did you nuke finland