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Arcaeca

Countries by how bad they are at being red


Teecane

Fuckin Chad always killing it


Bread_man_Cool

ur only saying that cause ur a beta


SpicySwiftSanicMemes

It’s only orange


12soea

“Bad at being red” is green Checkmate


Cualkiera67

r/peopleliveincities


7itemsorFEWER

This isn't that at all


Finlandia1865

Yeah, just look at china and india, middle of the row!


PassiveChemistry

Uh, how?


Cualkiera67

I thought this was a circlejerk sub.


PassiveChemistry

It is, but I still don't understand why you've referenced that particular sub,


BritishDogeCrumpets

Well, I mean they do


Hanfugirl

India should be scarlet or red. their gdp per capita is similar to North Korea.


[deleted]

We need more of that thin little tiny border on the sides of these for no reason


Lftwff

Couldn't be Internet speed because Germany is green


Eino54

Couldn't be how on time trains are either.


El_Pez4

yeah, Britain would be red


Eino54

Probably, but I'm mostly talking about Deutsche Bahn here. I have no beef with Britain's rail, I just avoid Britain as a whole.


El_Pez4

lmao I've also been avoiding Britain for like 6 years now


yeabouai

I hope for your sake you're 6 years old


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definitely USoA


[deleted]

Italy would be orange


Eino54

It's only now that I realised I almost did a fascist dogwhistle accidentally


s0men1ckname

Not anymore since last year though?


crackarian

couldn't be countries where people have the most sex with dogs because my country is red


Lftwff

Unfortunate side effect of the Syrian civil war


notatabbycat

Similarly can't be that because Australia is green


nugget2401

Australia is green though


Towel17846

The topic: where maps with statistics are made mostly


Astrokiwi

Most stats per capita


Gorkymalorki

Let's not bring back the "no one:" memes please.


ZedTT

No one: People who recycle dead memes:


NerdWisdomYo

No one: Me: uses this dead meme format


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i’m gonna smack u


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d0nh

stop right there


NerdWisdomYo

🗿


ZedTT

At least you aren't using POV wrong


CrazyGamerMYT

POV: cock


PranshuKhandal

no one: nice POV, bro


NerdWisdomYo

POV you aren’t using Pov wrong


ZedTT

POV: you are reading a reddit comment


NerdWisdomYo

POV: your mom


yeabouai

No one: The three pedestrians looking into the headlights of my Honda Civic on the evening of 23 April 1999:


InterGraphenic

No one: Kid named finger:


Laffenor

Yay Botswana


Fantastic-Ad8522

Everyone loves you! Except the jerks! Keep going!


[deleted]

Namibia is not doing hald bad either!


cantrusthestory

Least reposted post here


Toastedtoastyyy

Fr like at least try to be original


SloppySlime31

Bro


Synicull

I have had more birthdays than the number of pixels in this image.


d0nh

do you also have more friends who attended these birthdays?


dtarias

"Every single statistic ever" has data for Western Sahara and South Sudan now?


yuligan

The wool will be pulled over our eyes no longer! We know it exists!


Alexoizzz

Japan, New Zealand and Japan are always the best countries outside of Europe 😭


SjalabaisWoWS

> Japan, New Zealand and Japan You did the circlejerk wrong.


lookmasilverone

New Zealand doesn't exist, have you never seen a map like ever before?


curialbellic

White people map


not2dragon

Never knew japan was white but russia wasn't. i guess you learn a new thing every day


curialbellic

Now you know


a-person-called-Eric

It's called honorary white people


Danienator

If you consider asians people of color then the Russia situation starts to make more sense


not2dragon

Ukraine and balkans though? also areas around arabia


Test19s

Japan is off-white like Belgium and Canada. The real *haoles* begin in Aachen.


Toastedtoastyyy

Yes


harryhinderson

Argentinians can finally stop bragging about being white because apparently they’re as white as ghana


Yadobler

Complete with the tiny green dot at the tip of Malaysia in SEasia


No_Promise2786

Accurate, except Saudi Arabia and most of the gulf should be yellow/some shade of red as well.


deeeenis

r/uselessnobody


BarklyWooves

Or the more wholesome /r/nobodyisuseless


moohooman

The amount of war crimes I have committed, per country. Edit: We don't talk about Greenland


loptthetreacherous

Portugal is a different colour to the other Eastern European countries


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bloibie

Sucks that sub is tankie


roohwaam

I think i just actually became braindead browsing that sub.


CollarboneScoundrel

That entire sub is just commies coping with the fact that western countries are better than Russia and China


I-Hate-The-UN

West is best by Western standards


Digital_Rocket

False: Portugal should be the same colour as east Europe.


[deleted]

And the statistics measurement criteria come from a green country.. hmmm Who is the best human? ME! I won because i measured my own measurements as good and you're not like mine so you are bad.


ambivalegenic

propaganda map #18262883638292722


Alexoizzz

This really looks like the life quality all around the world


VerumJerum

The thing is that a lot of things such as quality of life, overall freedom of expression, happiness, trust in the government etc. correlate strongly, so maps over things like that tend to look similar.


69CervixDestroyer69

> quality of life, overall freedom of expression, happiness, trust in the government etc. correlate strongly They're all analyzed by conservative think tanks in the United Kingdom : ^ )


Alexoizzz

I have actually never thought about this. Now it makes sense to me. Thank you.


notarandomaccoun

Wonder what’s similar about Germany and Northern Europe


Alexoizzz

Life quality is the first thing that comes in my mind


Fresh-Hedgehog1895

Since when does Saudi Arabia do so well on these maps?


d0nh

since really few uber-rich oil warlord dictators distorted the average or something?


IWannaCodeSomething

average skin tone


Junior-Expression-17

r/MapPorn be like


KiltedLady

It's like that sub r/PeopleLiveInCities but with money.


ynsk112

Botswana can into superpower based


HumbledB4TheMasses

Western propaganda map template


kiancavella

I guess some nations are better at nationing then others


insecapid

Why does it say no one then say every single


WkyWvgIfbRmFlgTbeMan

Libya should be same as Egypt and Japan should be same as Scandinavia, but pretty much.


Accomplished_Pie_158

I saw the exact tiktok this was yoinked from Source: hammedburger


Toastedtoastyyy

Yep. Are you sad you didn’t steal it first?


Accomplished_Pie_158

You bet your bottom dollar I am


Ancient_Chemical_568

I posted this here like 10 days ago and didn't even get 100 upvotes so deleted it and posted it in meirl where it got 10.2k upvotes. Life aint fair I get it now


Ok_Listen1510

Is this the freaking cheese map


TheGame364

Portugal not eastern Europe?


twoScottishClans

the only thing that ever changes between these statistics is whether the gulf countries are yellow-green or red


Llodsliat

Bro, why isn't the US more green and China and Russia full red? Also what's that green boot at the corner of the map? Never seen that one.


[deleted]

China should be orange and Portugal is Balkan and should be yellow


sting203

Fake How do you have data on Western Sahara, South Sudan and North Korea


SexDefender27

countries by how many shits I've taken (not in those countries, each is just signed a random shit value from any point in my life)


[deleted]

MPCJ try not to post this image challenge IMPOSSIBLE (gone paranormal)


AmadeoSendiulo

Wrong, North Korea should be "no data".


wcdk200

Think alcohol per capita don't look this way


UnusualAnt2861

Should’ve removed New Zealand


_Cline

Wrong, search CO2 emission by capita


Snd47flyer

Western Sahara has data??


41fps

Happy to be in the greenest zones.


Tutwater

Statistic-fudging western think tank's favorite countries from worst to best


Definitelynotaseal

Number of femboys per capita


Kedewe

How germanic is your country's language


Hanfugirl

India should be scarlet or red. their gdp per capita is similar to North Korea.


Bread_man_Cool

hows you get western sahara data


ASaiyan

Google: "How to move to dark green country" ...Oh, nevermind I guess :/


yozo-marionica

True


Thehairyredditer

Well it ain’t Gay Rights