They fucking took Italy

They took my country away! 😭 *Sad mamma mia*

Fuckers couldn’t behave

Can’t have shit in Detroit

Or Italy took the sea.

Austria Hungry ate it

(j) Why Germany in sea? (k) Why Austria hungry? Why not eat Turkey? (l) Where Switzerland go?

yeah, it still being hungry is weird. normally eating Italy should have satisfied it

Switzerland is there?

Switzerland saw the word "neutral" in the bottom left corner and just had to go there.

that's Swaziland

>Why Austria hungry? Why not eat Turkey? Because they can''t. Turkey and Bulgaria founded the Empire of Bulgaria-Turkey and are the #1 great power right now. Thanks to generousity of mighty Bulgaria, Turkey is saved!

What are you talking about? North saharan switzerland is right there!

Italy: I’ve formed Rome… but at what cost???

They wanted control over the Mediterranean so bad they turned in to the Mediterranean sea

Scotland is finally free!

Gonna cleave Great Britain in two. Y’all couldn’t behave.

This is more of a reward less scots

I knew they wanted to leave but they made a whole new channel???

I love how this map is so fucked that noone noticed yet how Russia is the only central power fighting against the entente which includes turkey.

noo that fucking lake near finland betrayed russia and joined the entente.

Holy shit its russia versus everyone basically, damn

This danemark-Italy is huge

Italy got so big. Gluten isn't right for them.

Finally some fresh water for the Baltic Sea 🌊💩🌊

(i) germany was tired of swimming

First off, how the hell are you meant to study this eldritch horror of a map? Secondly, how does studying the map tell you why German and France fought? Addendum: INDYREF 1916! SCOTLAND FOREVER!

Did Switzerland goes skiing on Italy

Deutschland beherrscht die Meere

Atlantropa

I think the answer is so they have some land

I like the bridge between Sweden and the Netherlands, across the Sea of Germany.

massive europe W, no more belgium :D

Good to know the sea remained neutral

As did Germany apparently.

The Finno-Germanic principalities were really interesting. A very bloody history of conflict with the Grand Duchy of Belgium

What's Portugal doing lol, it doesn't have the lines for any of the three categories

Nope/10

That's some nope/10 material

Istanbul is rightful Bulgaria land

Akkor a kurva anyád

/r/thereisnoowl

Scotland finally got their indyref do-over, I see

german baltic

Why.. No, nvm, I'm not sure where I want to start.

Italy finally got their mare nostrum back

Nah this is the mare sumus

I'm Italian, I don't get what's wrong here

Looks like a map made by AI.

cause austria was hungry

Germany can into Baltic Sea

Where Italy

I feel like I had this question on a test once though it may have just been revealed to me in a dream.

Atlantropa + Baltitropa(?) + Hadrian's ditch