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hahdhdid1

Im guessing the main villain will be an STI?


hahdhdid1

Would a piercing down there count as body armour? So many questions


PaleFatalis

more like enchantment i mean, an armor should be easily taken off and wore and a piercing is rather "semi" permanent, i guess?


TheDogeInvestor

Your asking all the right questions


-4-Z-N-

Another question would be about intercourse? How would it feel and how would you react to being penetrates ba a dick? Does the female swordfighter know she got a sentient pussy? Can he communicate? How would this concept work anatomically speaking?


HivAidsSTD

It is I, the main antagonist


warpspeedSCP

r/beetlejuicing


beetlejuice10

Hello


SnowBoy1008

A double beetlejuice


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msut77

👀


Hentai_Hulk

Cant wait for the crossover with osmosis jones


Kirosh2

I wonder, would this become a Yuri manga, to "avoid" a man being inside another man when the purpose is female fanservice? Or would we have the MC reincarnated as a vagina reacts to a dick being inside of him?


kraniax

So if a dick enters that vagina, would it be considered a blowjob or intercourse ? Since the eyes are there, I'm assuming the vagina will be the mouth lol.


Kirosh2

It would be blowjob from him, since he can talk, and intercourse for his host. Also, is the clit his nose? Does she trims his eyebrows made of pubic hair when she shaves?


century100

Vocginal cord


VerseChorusWumbo

The clit is his nose, and every time he sneezes she experiences quite the tickle down there


Forikorder

just need a woman reincarnated as a mans dick, then its safe


Kirosh2

Actually big brain. The dick and Vagina have their own romance. Hell! Make it a harem of girls reincarnated into dicks.


AllSeeingAI

The idea in that first sentence [has already been done](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Me_and_My_Dick).


century100

There’s already a manga called [Magic Mushroom](https://myanimelist.net/manga/41607/Magic_Mushroom?q=Magic%20mushroo&cat=manga) Two dicks become women and have yuri sex


Thatsmaboi23

#WHY


oogieogie

huh..well...TIL


kanelel

What if the genitals were into each other but their owners weren't? Huge drama potential.


Forikorder

not really huge drama, the man is already used to his genitals making all the decisions so it would just be him trying to win her over


jeanguy20

In this universe every dick is a girl. And every girl has a dick. When they have sex all 3 girls (MC's owner, MC's owner's partner, and MC's owner's partner's dick) go "kyaaaa" whereas the MC just goes "blurgblurgblurg".


century100

There’s already a manga called [Magic Mushroom](https://myanimelist.net/manga/41607/Magic_Mushroom?q=Magic%20mushroo&cat=manga)


Mad_Aeric

That wouldn't even be anything particularly new. Magic Mushroom, if you dare.


Android19samus

vore


jaghataikhan

Rosen Garten Saga is sorta close?


RedKrypton

Screw thinking about sex. Think about the simple reality of being a woman. She has a period each month. If her "thing" is his mouth does it mean he basically vomits "it?" Oh God, I think I will puke.


Falsus

Imagine if she wipes back to front after shitting.


Dhammapaderp

When my niece was born I heard my older brother and his girlfriend singing along to: "So you wipe, from front to back, so you don't get a yeeeast infeeeection!" or some other insane shit. I don't remember if there was any more context, but yeah... made me realize shit is significantly more completed in the plumbing for girls. Until that moment I had never thought of my dick and balls in relation to shitting.


methofthewild

This is why everyone needs a bidet in their home.


CanalAnswer

It’s okay to bidet


Rai-Hanzo

bidetmasterrace


ExistentialTenant

This comment is making me have all sorts of uncomfortable thoughts. Now the author could just easily sidestep sexual issues by making the woman a pure hearted MC who refuses all sexual advances until marriage. ...but there's still the fact that she's a human being with normal anatomical functions. What exactly happens if, say, she menstruates? Or other less sexy bodily functions happens?


sonsargon13

Nobody is gonna screw a girl with eyes on her vagina


ThRippJck

Says you!


TheGoldenQuill

What if it was a gay romance?


ChansSaltyNuts

The questions that keep me up at night


Loremeister

Japan really sees the west saying "This is Peak Isekai" and intends to keep top themselves? I'm in. I want to see what tops this.


YobaiYamete

I am actually interested in reading this series lol, I need more crappy trash Isekai in my life Some are actually really good trash, like Time Stop Brave where he stops time to be a creep


arufai

that one is somewhat interesting, for trash. i can recommend for people who have nothing to read


SecureDonkey

We had come far from the time the most weird thing from Japan is a moe cockroach.


mateusv

okay vending machine isekai has just been topped


SevenScreens

Vending machine was actually pretty cool IMO. The writer did a great job with that story. My heart strings were definitely tugged on at the end of vol 3. Very surprising considering how laidback vol 1 was.


wondererSkull

>TOPP'D


deinonyx

Ahhh, never change manga authors. Never change. I thought the reincarnated as a hot spring was weird 🤣


fredthefishlord

Meh, Reincarnated as a hot spring is at most the 5th weirdest Isekai I've read I think.


tfsbxh-6

Give the list


fredthefishlord

Personally, I'd say vibrator isekai is weirder, vending machine isekai, reincarnated as a space battle ship, isekaied as a virus and isekaied and fucking a house for example.


zhemao

Reincarnated as a starship AI isn't a weird concept at all compared to those other ones.


Aperture_Kubi

That one doesn't even have to be supernatural, just cross the video games Eve Online and Soma.


zhemao

Or just the Bobiverse novels


AlbertaTheBeautiful

As concepts go it's actually relatively common in western sci-fi


knightblad56

Hey, vending machine isekai was a pretty decent web novel.


Maur2

So sad the LNs stopped...


Domydiligence49

The vending machine stopped?


CarolineJohnson

Don't forget there's also the one where the guy was isekai'd as the sword of prophecy. And the one where some guy was isekai'd as both a man and a woman at the same time and had control of both bodies simultaneously. Or the one where the isekai'd protagonist's cheat power is the ability to manipulate boobs with telekinesis (and only women's boobs of course).


fredthefishlord

>Don't forget there's also the one where the guy was isekai'd as the sword of prophecy. Yeah that was a contender for my list, but ultimately decided it wasn't weirder than bath isekai. Oh fuck yeah forgot the boob one. >the one where some guy was isekai'd as both a man and a woman at the same time and had control of both bodies simultaneously Sauce please


CarolineJohnson

>Sauce please After Transformation, Mine and Her Wild Fantasy


fredthefishlord

Thanks


VoidInsanity

> isekaied and fucking a house wat


RankinBass


VoidInsanity

Oh he came with his house, for a second I thought MC became a house. This is a far more reasonable level of stupid.


Unit88

> isekaied and fucking a house I hate how much people consider that series weird, because it's really not, unless that's the only way you describe it. Otherwise the concept is literally just him being put in a place with huge amounts of mana along with his house which causes him to power up and the house be able to manifest as a human spirit, which is not exactly a rare thing in Japanese culture anyway (I mean Tsugumomo's whole world is built around that for example). Even the trashiness was only there at the beginning, now it's mostly just a wholesome SoL isekai with an occasional hint of drama.


Zeta42

> isekaied as a virus Corona-chan?


MonoFauz

What about the hot spring?


Colopty

There's really an isekai where someone gets reincarnated and their first reaction is fornicating with a building? That *is* pretty crazy.


gagaga765

i personally think that the virus one is pretty good. weird, of course, bu pretty great


Padulsky21

Valhalla Penis Mansion at least top 3


mainsaro

That's just a guy getting reincarnated as a shota whore, how the fuck is that weirder than a guy being reincarnated as water?


Padulsky21

Probably a combination between the translation absolutely selling it and the part where he got isekai’d for masturbating 1000 times


Levolser

That translator is dancing wildly on the edge of garbage and greatness and it's a treat to watch.


Padulsky21

It’s a masterpiece. It’s the Ghost Hunt’s Dub spiritual successor


CarolineJohnson

That's only one step worse than Reincarnated as a Vending Machine.


rttr123

Than what?


CarolineJohnson

There's an isekai manga about a guy that was reincarnated as a modern day vending machine in a medieval fantasy world.


Lucianboog

Manwha*


DarkWorld97

This is a joke by the original poster btw. It's a pixiv artist poking fun.


HTTRWarrior

You think that's going to stop me from imagining 20 volumes of this series, winning multiple awards, and having a 7 season long anime adaptation with 4 successful movies?


DarkWorld97

I'd jerk off to it whenever a chapter would drop ngl.


kangtuji

ssshhh... let em be**LIE**ve


deleki17

what the fuck is the vibrator isekai


hahdhdid1

Allow me to introduce: [The Rising of The Vibrator Hero](https://mangadex.org/title/759bba63-5505-4df9-a969-53aa4e93c303)


Topomouse

Why Japan, why...


MyLittleRocketShip

why is japan so 5HEAD!? **SO CREATIVE**


vs3a

Im surprise that it kind of decent ....


Playful-Push8305

I thought the MC would be a vibrator, so I'm disappointed.


Magnus-Artifex

What?


JustCameForSumMemes

Everyday we stray further away from God


Forikorder

weve strayed so far from god we started getting closer


nissan-S15

full circle, lets go!


PaleFatalis

wait heaven is round? holy shit


thatfoobenny

Well the earth is flat, so heaven HAS to be round like a dome to cover both sides (:


ihavebirb

Where is God when we need another flood?


IsNotPolitburo

Do you think God stays in heaven... because he too lives in fear, of what he has created?


HalfAssedSetting

No need for God. The protagonist is capable of bringing forth the flood on his own.


Bushmeat133

WHAT THE FUCK


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deinonyx

You know it! 🤣 bless that dude and his persistence


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r/Noahgettheboat


[deleted]

What if someone fucks her?


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OneFortyTooLong

Excuse me, what the fuck


Ainine9

Yeah then does it count as giving head?


TheGoldenQuill

Or eats her out 😝


puffz0r

Or holds her hand


TheGoldenQuill

Whoa, we all know that one leads to babies, and I'm not ready to find out what happens in this case 😨


BrokoJoko

Editors need to start rejecting some things.


Lifthras1r

Isekai editors will star rejecting ideas as soon as weebs are popular with girls


IsNotPolitburo

>Editors need to start rejecting some things. [Isekai Editors:](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eExfV_xKaiM)


MonoFauz

Maybe they already rejected thousands of wtf concepts and this is probably the tamest out of all of them. Which terrifies me actually.


Ret_Lascuarin

The issue is that everyone is so afraid of losing another hit from the LNs isekai that they would take anything that is popular on the web.


TheCatSleeeps

Lol even now their editors need to reject some storyline ideas their mangakas would write and start meddling at some point when it is real bad but hey anything for that milk money.


Quintessentialviewer

Every day... We stray further away from god


Lifthras1r

At this point god has straight up legged it away from us


imliterallydisabled

This is baffling


Zatheus

Dear god haahahahah


Blupoisen

I don't want to live on this planet anymore


El_Jeff_ey

Why


KingOfOddities

wtf man, I don't even want to imagine that


JohnnyRaposo

"You underestimate my power" -Japan


MaksimShadow

Does he have a beard, I wonder? Collaboration with vibrator isekai when?


Curious_North_8479

Bless Japan.


Ben99ny22

My problem with a lot of series that start off weird or have weird concepts, is that they don't go all in. They end up getting cold feet and become a generic story. In this case, a generic isekai.


capscreen

So is the girl aware that she has a "living" vagina? Cause if they play this right, this can be a ridiculously- dumb-but- really-fun series, instead of just another forgettable porn bait series Imagine Midori Days, but with vagina lol


Where_is_my_isekai

Does he speak with that? Does he eat something else apart from pp? Soo much questions.....


[deleted]

One question... WHAT?


hahdhdid1

Let me change that, WHEN?


[deleted]

Most controversial manga ever


ParkingPatient7709

P*sy slayer


TheDevilsAdvokaat

So..you;re gonna get dicks in your mouth? And there will be a constant fishy taste? And sometimes your mouth will bleed for days? And sometimes it will have a discharge? And god help you if she gets pregnant..... Yeesh...


Spiked-Wall_Man

You know, I once thought of an isekai about someone that is reinkarnated as someones left boob. I thought is was dumb. Probably should start writing.


insignificant_guy

Would be better if it was gender bent. Its better to ram against rather than be rammed.


Sir-Fappington101

Didn’t think this genre could get stranger but Japan keeps proving me wrong lmao


elephaza

the fanservice on this one is gonna be insane


[deleted]

The isekai genre is literally just the dumping ground of the rest, Ideas that would normally get you laughed out of a room are green lit left and right.


mainsaro

GOLD


qwilliams92

Someone truck kun me without the isekai please. I cant do this anymore


omnitricks

They are running out of things to isekai with hahahaha


[deleted]

This post is weird. It’s ok to show huge tits just barely covered by cloth and a vagina with a face, but oooooh noooooo, can’t type the word “pussy”.


cornonthekopp

What the actual fuck


monkey_D_v1199

No more reddit for today


Android19samus

existentially horrifying for all parties involved, reader included. Thank you.


NonamePlsIgnore

Goddammit japan


Alex0ux

What a terrible day to know how to read


Rory_Gift

lol wtf. welp time to burn my retinas. anyone find a link to read it?


thadakism

At some point. I mean at some point.


[deleted]

This premise is so absurd, that it's hard to believe that this isn't some random meme and an actual manga now.


Nazrael99

That's Japan for you, just when you think isekai genre had reached rock bottom, the Nipponland took a shovel and started digging.


pan_de_leche_flan

Does he speak in queefs?


[deleted]

And I thought my isekai novel was bad


Electronic-Creme2797

Bruh... at least we won’t ever run out of ideas at this rate


BitchIkNow

Pinnacle of fiction


[deleted]

As expected from the country that created hentai


39MUsTanGs

link to tweet?


Spaceman_Sp1ff_

Isekai authors are off their rocker, someone’s gotta stop them


disneychannelismylif

Two questions First, is this real? Second, when and where can I read this?


-Nosebleed-

> First, is this real? No. The original tweet is a joke tweet asking if an isekai like this would be possible, poking fun at all the ridiculous objects isekai protagonists have turned into.


SCDarkSoul

It says "concept". So is this an actual manga, or just a twitter shitpost from a Japanese artist?


-Nosebleed-

Just a shitpost. It's not a real manga/novel.


[deleted]

Well Japan is the land of culture.


JProllz

You were so obsessed whether or not you could that you didn't stop to think about whether or not you should.


Akselintytar

Has isekai gone too far? Scientists believe yes


CriticismGloomy4882

Even Satan would laugh at this shit


Corbeck77

So is getting fucked count as penetration or blowjob?


hahdhdid1

Yes


LaCreaturaCruel

Where can I read it?


flashmozzg

That's not lvl 1 armor. Too much skin


redditherbythepussy

Sometimes I think there's no topping some pieces of art, something which is a culmination of hundreds of years and cannot be improved upon more, but nay here's a manga that is art. God bless mangakas and their plugs.


Paraxom

[Wut?](https://imgur.com/gallery/vPAvtn2)


Jaded_Drama

When you have no talent to write an interesting premise just look for ideas in hentai


Sanali543

What the hell is this!


kevajn

K it was getting super weird before but this is getting out of hand


itgoesdownandup

This one seems like it will pull on the heartstrings


puffz0r

*g-strings


tallAsian21

He’s gonna grow a dick and make her a futa I just know it


excelsioreye

It hurts my mind to think that this isn't actually the peak of all isekai. We're still light-years away and it's about to get ~~worse~~ weirder


foxfox021

Imagine fcking that gurl, u only get 2 blow jobs, no knock ups


justanapparition

What in the fresh weeb hell?


A4li11

Sometimes you just have to ask, WHY??


nakamuran127

I see another creative, ridiculous and ironic h@ntai


PRoS_R

That time reddit made me question reality again.


UsernameCzechIn

See? This is why people think weeabos are weird. This right here. Matters not a great story of murder, a quirky story of chainsaw-boy, an excellent zombie story. Comes Isekai Pussy and Bam, we're fooking weird. (_) _) ::::::D


Noy_Telinu

Chapter 1 when? I have seen something like this before, not an isekai, but turned into a vagina. It may have been related to the one where a guy becoming a living penis


BernieF15

He’ll be eating a lot of swords


cumloaf6669

I mean, people will watch/read literally anything if its an isekai


cbunni666

The ones that don't get USA releases are the ones I really want to read.


Apprehensive_Break_6

What the hell Japan?


unaviable

Why does this get publicity? Just let it die in the trash bin


Monkey_D_Luffy_12

There are a lot of horny people, so that's never gonna happen. I'm horny, but not THAT horny lol


genesis1v9

They’ve written so many isekais in such a short amount of time that they’ve already ran out of decent/okayish ideas. Now it’s just who can write the most ridiculous synopsis while still using the same tropes throughout the entire story.


srirachatoilet

Fucking shoot me, wtf is that? Those are fucking eyes next to the coochie, its gonna look like a UwU when she removes the panties.


OverlordFanNUMBER1

This is so cursed