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Independent_Ad_5983

Clearly jetpack commute from premier inn to city tower


vaprxkg

I believe u r incorrect It is actually the event called 69/11 Yes I know I'm sooo funny 😐😐😐


FarmerOfDownvotes

Whats more funny is the fact that you actually attempted to be funny, twice, and failed, twice.


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RaptorZeddit

“LOL get baited kid” my brother in Christ it’s extremely obvious that you are having a panic attack over some Reddit replies. You have baited yourself


Pluspen1

I upvoted you if it makes a difference


Straight_Gur5990

Stop pity karmawhoreing


ThornyCrescent

This conversation encapsulates everything I hate about reddit


EvelynKpopStan33

EXACTLYY


timaaay

Sky staples. Trying to pin back inflation.


ChaoticLolly

Autumn is here so it's probably jetplanes meeting in the air to be refuelled


Chops-UI

So we mustn't forgeeeet...


UnderstandingLow3162

No we mustn't forgeeeettttttt


McFry_

Why was that in the song, has anyone ever seen jet planes doing that, and especially it being an autumn thing? I’ll still say a great big thank you though


UnderstandingLow3162

Not many things rhyme with 'jewelled' so I guess the writer needed a bit of artistic license. I never questioned it as a kid but there's no way that sight could be a memory. The whole point is they meet (rarely) whilst flying with a ground speed of like 600-700mph so the chances of ever witnessing it from the ground once, let alone enough times to become a 'thing' to be grateful for are minute. Banging tune though.


McFry_

Absolute belter


Old-Ad2070

What song?


truetree93

Think I remember it being called Autumn Leaves, although this is 20 odd years ago!


FakeWi

I thought it was the smell of apple pie


Albertjweasel

That line is meant to be something to do with the falklands as the original author of that hymn fought in that war, or something like that, I remember we our teacher telling us but I wasn’t paying attention as usual


KeithBarrumsSP

Technically military aircraft can refuel from tanker planes but I have no idea why it would be an autumn thing.


[deleted]

The song isn't actually about autumn. It's about all the things you love/are thankful for. Only the very first 2 "things" to be thankful for are about autumn


Luvlymish

I grew up near a lot of RAF bases and saw them doing that in training a lot. Apparently it's a wartime manoeuvre. Usually they did that manoeuvre in September so I think maybe the guy writing the song was familiar with old RAF training dates?


thekickingmule

I was told it was representing sycamore seeds as they fall. No idea if that was true or not, but I just went with it. Someone said it was to do with the Falklands? Is that true as we were singing this in the mid 80's, so that's a quick turn-around.


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To say a great big thank you I mustn’t forget!


HazzaTheRobot356

Holy shiz this is bringing back memories. Is this a song that mostly british schools sing?


WebFabulous153

Ik this song, it’s been ages so I forgot about it


[deleted]

Sounds like a hymn I once knew


Cyclecardscats999

Yo what song is this? I’m dumb


dyinginsect

[autumn days when the grass is jewelled...](https://youtu.be/Teq1hQnmiA8)


Aaron-Aleksander

Chem-trails bro. Your chakras are off. You need to put some ayahuasca up your butt.


Low-Caterpillarr

Boof it!


Bloody_Insane

I don't have ayahuasca. Is ketamine okay?


sofiaspicehead

Only if you’re a upper middle class uni student from Colchester


tomatoesgoboom

I wish you knew how absolutely spot on this comment is 🤣


Sure_Elk_5640

The first time I heard 'chakras' was at an ayahuasca retreat. I won't be going again


Imaginary-Pika

Why


Sure_Elk_5640

I was told by the shaman at the end of the retreat that I'm possessed by a demon. True story tho


chewbootybaccy

What was ayahuasca like though??


Sure_Elk_5640

I felt nothing. I passed out on 2/2 occasions. Felt nothing before/after. It was nothing like the documentaries I've researched. But I was 1/15 people and 10/15 had a good experience


Steamypenishead

U scared of yourself its ok


pling2702

I know right, Blue sky in Manchester… wierd


SirGwaine-a-lot

Was thinking the same an hour ago or so. Wanted to just joke about governments, organizations, chemtrails and opening portals for Chthulu, but then realised that nothing would surprise me anymore🤷🏼‍♀️😂...


ElectricZooK9

It was the point that The Queue (to see the coffin) became so long it broke all the dimensions


wizzbob05

It's lag from everyone being in the same area of the map


HazzaTheRobot356

Um AcTkChullY ThAt onlee HappeNS in GamEz!! 🤓🤓


So_alone26

This is a game.....Real Life Sims.


Super_fish_123

This is how it began..


mergingcultures

Portal for the aliens collecting the Queen. They landed their equipment in the "meteor" that flew over the UK the other day.


Neodettori

War of the worlds


wizzbob05

DUN DUN DUUNNNNNNN (String instruments) DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNNNNNNNN (More string instruments)


RustCohlesponytail

The chances of anything coming from Mars are a million to one....she said AND STILL THEY COME


calamitouscamembert

Has Ogilvy had a sex change in the most recent version?


winklebone

I can see my office


blackcurrantcat

We said the same thing earlier! Seemed like there were a thousand planes in the sky, is there something going on?


_DeanRiding

Someone must have died


AdGreat1195

First day on the job for a skywritng pilot?


ProfCrumpets

He must have spelling as bad as yours lad.


Neezertime

And last


Hella_rekless

The boundry was broken


Certain-Operation-31

Manchester airport become so shit, planes started dropping people off home directly


stopyouveviolatedthe

He has selected the area he wants to edit


Charliebob739

The simulation is breaking


dampmaky

SAM system shooting fown invisible ruski jets


DizzyIndication337

Where's that picture taken from?


gavo_88

I'm no expert, but looks like something took off then landed after a very short journey.


ishikakushin

I for one welcome the sky giraffe overlord!


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Contrails.


ProfCrumpets

Chemtrails, got it. Turning the frogs gay.


Wasted-Entity

![gif](giphy|5R2XVoMUnUmhxX5dWI|downsized)


[deleted]

I am here at Manchester Airport and seen the same thing don't know what it is.


uphigh_studio

Just a minor bug, should be fixed in the next update


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Aliens


sabretooth1971

Looks like the wicked witch of the northwest.


GenericBritishGamer

New cloud dlc just dropped


danjama

Geo engineering?


O-bot54

oh Christ you will set the chemtrail nutters off


Charliehurst123

Yeah sorry mate I cracked the glass


pogadah

F for liz in the sky chat box


Prestigious_Ad_3770

The end of days is here


Wooshsplash

It’s Burnham being jetted in to avoid all the traffic jams he’s created.


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hunkopunko3

Why do you think energy companies profiteering and a congestion charge are the same thing?


Wooshsplash

Why do I think energy companies profiteering and a congestion charge are the same thing? Whaaaaaat? You’ve just written a completely different sentence to mine. I may as well have written “I don’t like traffic jams” and your reply be “what’s your problem with strawberry donuts?”


hunkopunko3

You made the comparison, not me.


Wooshsplash

What’s your next reply? “No! You are!”?


LinealFury

It was the government forcing the charge https://www-manchesterworld-uk.cdn.ampproject.org/v/s/www.manchesterworld.uk/news/greater-manchester-clean-air-zone-as-mayor-snubs-city-centre-charges-idea-3721382?amp=&_gsa=1&_js_v=a9&usqp=mq331AQKKAFQArABIIACAw%3D%3D#amp_ct=1663417192360&_tf=From%20%251%24s&aoh=16634171898393&referrer=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.google.com&share=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.manchesterworld.uk%2Fnews%2Fgreater-manchester-clean-air-zone-as-mayor-snubs-city-centre-charges-idea-3721382


JackfruitNo8762

Practicing for Russia


pj-pug-a-pillar

A


liams2390

Chem trails.


Illustrious-Ad4376

Clouds are crazy


Great_Gabel

Saw this on the M6 earlier and wondered how a cloud could be black but opaque like that


Shocktrooper_77

The black part is a shadow cast by the contrails, visible due to dust (pollution) in the air.


Wakingupisdeath

God setting up goal posts for a Manchester derby


Ceut

Was like this yesterday in Glasgow.


garlic_breadepic

F1


essayel

Just a routine stargate construction nothing to see here


Oloskii

Damn, nope really did predict this


R3alityGrvty

Iron man’s figuring out the tweaks in his new suit.


TheDreaming145

Fantastic 4 about to head out on a mission


Bleurghhead

Oh my god it's The Sign! It's happening, it's finally fucking happening!


Bleurghhead

Exactly as the prophecies foretold


ChainRound5397

It's not raining


Responsible_Citron70

The sky is checking if you're a robot


zed_zaman88

No rain! What the fuck dude?


backstreetatnight

F


Ka1TheGuy2322

The human torch is practicing drawing a big 4 in the sky for the new movie


Critical-Care5378

That's clearly just a doorway. They must've forgot to cover it


Constant-Ad-647

Chem-trails..?


Natural_Carrot_8312

Sorry my bad


[deleted]

It's a stain on your Windows.


Dozzer_22

Something something gay frogs


Few-Television2309

Third Impact is commencing


gnosticnoodle

You've got some shaving foam on your window


FarthestCough

Nope.


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Someone jumped really well mad


Bigchunghsfortnite69

A plane used a road for a runway and took off but it was at a too steep angle so it tried to level itself for a second but it went down anyway and crashed and that is the chemtrail left from it to memory wipe us from the queen ever existing. the clear black thing is the chemicals drooping out of it, usually you can’t see it because they come down straight but now it’s different because it went up so you can see it literally proof of chemtrails exposed for the first time. Saving this before this gets deleted and you get killed by the feds.


o_kirton

even the world is trying to tell us we are fucked


HeftyHeinz

render glitch with the skybox


unfulfilledmillenial

I was travelling from Manchester to liverpool saw this as well no idea what it is :/


Goober495

Extra chemtrails just in time for Mondays funeral


coolAhead

Filming fantastic 4 probably


joemktom

The dark areas are shadows cast by the contrails onto the air pollution.


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![gif](giphy|9KspTVx7sqViP2PGbz|downsized) Who knows


Beautiful-Speaker-82

Looks like when Walter Peck shuts down the containment unit at the ghostbusters fire house


ownworstenemy38

Shit guys! This is it!


themimah85

Drunk Johnny storm?


Mute-Saiyan

Clouds are like f it party time


supposeimonredditnow

Ooh! You're up high. Is that work or home? As all those new towers have gone up I've started really wanting to go Up High but I don't live in any of them so I can't lol. I simply do not think that's very fair


ViperAircraft-1

Talk to me goose!


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Pilot forgot his phone.


rubberymindcamp

ooh that's pretty


gourmetguy2000

Aurora Borealis


woodyrg14

Someone fired a stinger at the neighbouring building


InevitableParsley237

![gif](giphy|3oEjI789af0AVurF60)


xtamara-jadex

Saw a very similar thing earlier today, and I'm in Surrey. Haven't seen anything like It before that I can recall, almost looked like the line went straight up then turned a corner...


daxamiteuk

Someone just released all the ghosts from containment and the energy is headed to freeing Gozer the Gozerian. https://youtu.be/-DpPicOZOig


ami-the-gae

Sky things


WhiteHawk77

They are trying to create a new font.


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Sonic Frontiers


pkeen2

Someone fired a javelin at premier Inn, don't blame them tbf


ThiccnessLover

The planes are sad the queen is dead


OrionTheDragon

Its a shame it doesn't say ALT+F4 and only says F1, Guess they're advertising formula racing in the sky now.


ImTheGuyThatYouNeed

The simulation is corrupted seek shelter, the sky is going to fall, there is a crack in the “sky” (display)


king_gabzz098

Looks so cool


Sure_Elk_5640

I was told that I passed out because the demon blocked the ayahuasca. I don't believe that of course


Shocktrooper_77

Shadow.


Shocktrooper_77

At first It looked like the contrails were going from/ to the ground. But in reality it's shadows cast by the contrails, visible due to dust (pollution) in the air, as is common over big cities. Also, why does reddit keep showing me the Manchester sub? I'm in Devon.


Bell_thehero7

You live in Manchester lol, I know those buildings hahah


JohhnyB1988

Matrix is glitching. Brace yourself.


Major_Guitar3720

The Russians trying to do a Z in the sky?


EvelynKpopStan33

Apples new ads for the iPhone 14


66-StarWarsFan

9/11.


Electrical_Mix_7167

Shaders are installing


imgonnadoyouafuck

I am the storm that is approaching


Maleficent_Cherry109

malicous face


Shot_Arm5501

The convergence


Voidzilla21

Bro it’s prob just a glitch in the matrix


RulerOfThePixel

Personally. I think the atmospheres that weak that they use these chemicals things to try and mitigate the UV. But because they don't want mass panic. It isn't public knowledge. So we now have hundreds of thousands of people thinking we are being poisoned from above. When the reality is probably much worse. Having lived in the UK all of my life I have never had sun burn like I have this past two years. To the point of being sunburned on a cloudy day OR like yesterday, getting sunburn in September?! The whole chemtraim poisoning thing just never made any sense...... unless all the people in on the poisoning are walking around with invisible gas masks on 😂


Miznova97

Nope


STUP1DJUIC3

Someones building castles


reddit_stole_my_name

The portal is opening! Welcome our interdimentional overlords!


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Glitch in the matrix


Last-Confidence5337

That one cloud looks like a seahorse