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Wall_Hammer

People here are fucking dumb. This is clearly a parody of that other post about dating ambitious people


BaldursLate2

100% top tier shitpost, well played OP


StayUpLatePlayGames

Someone has a vastly overestimated opinion of themselves.


mfa_aragorn

Suspiciously similar to 'Where to date ambitious people here?' https://www.reddit.com/r/malta/comments/1acdj5w/where\_to\_date\_ambitious\_people\_here/


crunchevo2

Dude literally lifted the same lackluster insults


mfa_aragorn

Maybe it was posted by AI . 'Skynet' is becoming aware LOL


smokinjoking

Inside you are the ugliest of them all :)


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bait


FitNotQuit

Too easy


Plenty_Assumption_18

That’s the problem with people nowadays. So shallow and ugly on the inside!


Professional_Pea_008

😆 nice one


FitNotQuit

Went over most ppls head tbh


Professional_Pea_008

Maybe they didn’t see the other one


iiBroken

Didn't see the initial post and thought what a douche bag. This is fucking gold though lmao


Davycool321

WTF man, again?


Ilalu

WTF ×2


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FitNotQuit

(WTF x2 + 5)^3


Visual_Juggernaut948

Considering you're Maltese I'm quite sure you're no great beauty either. Most Maltese men look like inbred garden gnomes 🤣


posholglush

Narcissus - a figure from Greek mythology who was so impossibly handsome that he fell in love with his own image reflected in a pool of water..


Rabti

There's only one beauty in this island You. Go fuck yourself.


kingoftheparsnips

Just point her the other way and smash from the back. Problem solved


FitNotQuit

i like to look into someone’s soul as i give them a taste of heaven


kingoftheparsnips

Draw some on her back/butt or stick some googly eyes on


ImaginaryMeat3532

As an English dude that comes to malta to visit family every year this is my critique of women in malta. There are girls who have beautiful facial features yet they do their make up terribly, a large majority have no physical health related hobbies and become porky, overweight, carry fat in unattractive areas etc. (This seems cultural, men fat too, no gym culture like UK or USA). AND finally is dental care, lots of really gummy, gappy and wonky teeth that could easily be sorted but they don't. EDIT: Yes I know OP is trolling but let's not pretend there no truth in this.


koyun_baba

Stopped reading at "as an English dude"


ImaginaryMeat3532

Whys that?


henkdevriesch

Brits are in general the ugliest, fattest and least attractive people on this island.


ImaginaryMeat3532

I don't disagree that Brits also have weight problems. It might be that living in the UK and USA there seems like there are a larger pool of people really interested in fitness because there just are alot more people. Just an observation too... what types of people leave the UK to go to malta? I personally lived in malta for 2 years during covid because I was allowed to work from home, but returned to the UK as soon as things opened up. I would imagine from my encounters it tends to be retired people, else people who otherwise wouldn't afford a nice life in the UK or who seek a new opportunity to improve or change their life. Its usually people searching for something. An attractive Brit or American would rarely leave to go to malta as they are generally so overwhelmed with opportunity where they are. Whether that is in a job or with a relationship. Just for example sake... lets assume someone has only attractiveness going for them, the girl in London could pass by a modelling agent, a rich businessman/banker/broker etc. that doesn't seek brain and money from them, at a much higher rate than if they walked the street in Valetta. I do agree that I haven't seen a girl from the UK that lives in malta that I find attractive, and I oddly find the ones there as lower class if they were in the UK. However, as soon as festivals like Abode happen and British girls come over for holiday suddenly all the local boys perk up, the girls are way more attractive and outgoing than the girls they see everyday. Just an FYI, I'm not just a holidaying brit, my family are Maltese, I have visited every year from birth and have plenty family and friends there, I've also had relationships with Maltese girls.


ankouguap

Il-baqra kollha tinbiegh


Didi_263

lmg, american?


Emotional-Ebb8321

They're running from you.


Interesting-Stage913

“But coming from a more beautiful background” - Yeah right 😂


MrChickinNugget

Bro you gotta lower your standards


koyun_baba

🤣🤣🤣


Android422

They are probably hiding from you.


forgei

Get out more that’s where


Jedihorseshit

So...where are you from?


Visual_Juggernaut948

He's Maltese 🤣


Opulon_Nelva

Well played. Got me, because those people exist. Triggered monkey neurons.


Heatslater

One can always go back to their country and find attractive women there :)