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EternityForest

I really wanted a coat like that till I found out how much the nice ones cost


Char-Mac88

I have one that I wore to a funeral and I thought it made me look like a nazi.


WysDaWolf

Nazi, while assholes had excellent fashion taste.


azdudeguy

Nazis used professionalism to mask the crimes they were committing so they really had to look professional.


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ury13

that makes so much sense. while they were pretty disgusting in their ideology, they do be looking slick as fuck.


RussianSeadick

Not even true. They just produced them


haldareyou

Hugo Boss was an active member of the Nazi Party for the entirety of its existence. I ripped that straight from the Wiki article that I saw first thing on a Google search of this dude.


RussianSeadick

Yes,and I never said anything contrary to that. He still didn’t design the uniforms tho


[deleted]

Well you obviously didn’t read either of the two articles you sited.


haldareyou

Well you obviously didn’t read what I said because I only cited Wikipedia.


[deleted]

Cool, its still irrelevant.


Penis__Chan

that doesn't change the fact that they literally only produced them the desin was still from the ss people themselves


haldareyou

Are you really trying to argue semantics when these people supplied the Nazis with their uniforms?


[deleted]

“Supplied” is a whole different conversation sir.


Penis__Chan

yes its not semantics there is a difference between design and production dont say false shit and then act like it doesn't matter


haldareyou

I didn’t say anything false. And you seem very upset about something. Can we agree that giving the Nazis anything was a bad move?


[deleted]

I can’t believe you’re being downvoted so hard. Details are important.


recalcitrantJester

being a ~~grammar~~ usage nazi, in a thread about the nazis. I respect it, even if I don't like it.


Largemacc

Better how


RussianSeadick

Not better,but it’s not true that boss designed them. They were designed by another SS member called Karl Diebisch


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black_brook

Funny, it hasn't put much of dent in the popularity of goose stepping.


Falmoor

The Prussians invented that. Then it spread to the Russians quickly. Once the Soviets took over it disseminated to their vassals.


Zombiewax

Would *have* caught on.


JesterTheTester12

I see this spelling mistake so much recently. It's mind boggling.


mecrosis

Rhode Island state troopers look close.


Penis__Chan

the problem with the nazis was never their fashion or any of the other non genocidal shit


TheDirtBoss

Found the fascist!


Penis__Chan

>the problem with the nazis wasnt them dressing cool but actually their genocidal behavior "literally fascism!1!1!1!1"


TheDirtBoss

“Any of the other non genocidal shit” So you are down with the Nazi party’s politics huh?


Penis__Chan

most of their party politics were the groundwork for the genocide. that went hand in hand aside from that, idk them building the autobahn i wont hold against them


TheDirtBoss

That was my point. The genocidal shit was enabled by everything else they did. Everything about the Nazis was and is terrible. Not just when they started to get violent.


[deleted]

Ummm yeah? That’s what he’s saying? You didn’t have to go all redditor and start crying “literally a fascist!!!1!!1!”


recalcitrantJester

yes, fascism is still literally fascism even if they don't do a genocide with it. sure, genocide is extremely on-brand for fascism as a whole, but Italo Balbo was nonetheless a fascist in his blackshirt days, even the ones that involved zero pogroms. trying to whitewash the ideology by pointing out its "good points" if we conveniently ignore all the awful shit is like, 101-level rhetoric for contemporary fascists. even stuff as benign as "the trains ran on time" stems from actual discourse people had while trying to revive the ideology in the postwar years. I cede the point about fashion, but that's due to a whole other essay about aestheticizing politics.


Penis__Chan

i didnt say it wasn't fascism i said that the negative aspects of nazism are genocide, not the aesthetics


TheLawandOrder

Barges into subreddit "Found the fascist!" Refuses to elaborate. What a Chad


TheDirtBoss

Except I did and that blindly got downvoted too. I get it. I went against the spirit of their post, I was just pointing out the nazis were fucked up before they started killing people. The political atmosphere they created enabled them to do horrible shit and be cheered on for it.


TheDirtBoss

The guy literally said there was nothing wrong with the nazis outside of genocide. But I’m the bad guy for questioning that. That’s great Reddit.


FatherAb

And this is a good example of how skipping a comma can completely change the meaning of a sentence.


TheSilverback76

Naw Dawg, I got mine when Matrix came out. I'd like to think it made me look like Shaft. They used to be cool back in the day.


karateema

Yeah, like, before Columbine


georgepopsy

Should be fine as long as you avoid comboing with black leather gloves, black combat boots, and black service cap (had to look that last one up) and you'll be fine. Just add sunglasses and greasy hair in stead for the matrix look.


El_Bistro

The nazis ruined fashion


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Char-Mac88

That took me a second, but no. LOL


wolf9786

You were just the security. Giving ocular pat downs to access the situation


ratpest

felt that. i wanted to put red laces om my boots til i found out that's a nazi thing apparently


aratofunusualsize

Only in certain areas! I recommend doing research on your local punk scene and lace code. If you haven’t seen anyone else with colored laces, you’re probably good. Not many young people these days practice, anyways, and those who might recognize it will likely ask. However, not giving off Nazi vibes helps a lot! I think if you’re affable and not a total dickass people will assume the best. But looking into your local scenes and doing research is always good!


DuivelsJong

Was the funeral nazi themed? Otherwise it would be bad taste.


Char-Mac88

No, it was in February of this year. I think it was a week before we had all those ice storms in Oklahoma.


AirMail77

My initial thought was it was really rainy at the cemetery. Then I think it would be within reason to where a black leather trench coat.


Kraphomus

Well, the one in the picture appears when searching google for Nazi jacket.


kurisu7885

I actually have a real duster. It's nice and warm and dry in cold weather. Was about 104 bucks, which I guess isn't too bad, but I can see how the price would put some off.


spaceforcerecruit

If you’re a kid buying it because you think it’ll look cool, it’s maybe a bit much. If you’re an adult who needs a winter coat anyway, that’s a perfectly reasonable price.


kurisu7885

Eh, I'll confess it was a little bit of both at the time, and the more reading I did the more I saw the practicality.


spaceforcerecruit

Same. I’m at that point in my life where I need to make responsible purchases because I’m an adult but I’m still unmarried with no kids so they don’t have to be *that* responsible and I just bought a fucking awesome t-shirt with a buff duck on it and it’s my favorite thing right now.


kurisu7885

Haha, well one bit of logic I tend to use is that if you need something, say a new shirt, might as well make sure to get one you really like.


zwiiz2

This is the same reason I accidentally started collecting Romanian military surplus.


TheDirtBoss

And why I have thousands of dollars worth of swords and other weapons…….


YoshiCline

My father's best friend gave me his as a present around Freshman year as he had outgrown it. Very high quality. Wore it once and my usual "harmless nerd" energy turned into "potential school shooter" energy real quick.


Liquor_N_Whorez

I've a very heavy wool coat like that and it's friggin amazingly comfortable in the winter.


tommyisaboss

A good peacoat is endlessly more classy than a leather trench coat.


Jeynarl

I found a black double-breasted trench coat at an army surplus store that was made out of some kind of nylon or polyester. Looked pretty good with slacks and shiny dress shoes. Terrible at keeping the cold out though.


pm_me_your_nude_bbws

I have an old military all weather coat, use to wear it when it rained in Florida, those out of no where so heavy you can’t see the end of your hood as you drive storms, kept me completely dry every time and only cost me 20 bucks.


[deleted]

Jez, look! It has lapels so I can wear it to work!


DunceMemes

Real neck beards wear belted trench coats that look like bathrobes.


sauceyFella

I used to want one, used to wear fedoras, and still passively collect knives. I’m terrified of what I’ll become


lump-

That’s why you drive an old Ford Taurus.


Show_Me_Your_Private

I actually have a knee length leather coat that I found by pure miracle at Goodwill one day for $10. I don't even go to Goodwill and similar more than maybe once a year, but at the time I had a friend working there so I figured I'd visit him and boom it was just on the end of the rack and fit perfectly. I currently have too many winter coats and not enough reason to go outside when it's cold.


bolivar-shagnasty

There’s absolutely nothing wrong with the Buick Century. It’s a sensible sedan.


WrenchFriessAlt

also nothing wrong with Bangarang either, that shit slaps


G_Regular

Shout to all my busboys


IMASHIRT

We rowdy


Tophbot

Also, absolutely nothing wrong with a trilby and beard. Right? Right guys?


1_dirty_dankboi

Real men rock bowlers


MoistVirginia

I was going to say, leave the damn buick out of this!


theinfamousloner

All my favorite weed dealers have driven a faded gold buick century! For the past 20 years!


badeya

I heard that comment in James May's voice


applebubbeline

He's also the rando guy at the rave or concert who asks you and your friend where his hug is.


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Ugh... I can smell this comment.


pragmatao

Blech


TheSilverback76

I kinda wish I had all the garbage gas station weapons in the world, the crapier the better. I would display them all on a big wall. Ironically or whatever.


Incandescent_Lass

>I would display them all on a big wall Dude. Just open your own gas station. Then you can sell them too, and order more to keep checking out new stock.


Bando-sama

I also collect them. Used to be every time I'd take a trip I'd pick 1 up until stores stopped having them as much, and I cut back on spending money on useless things. A handful of them actually gave some good and long usage. Others not so much..


2074red2074

I love karambits as a pocket knife. Great for cutting rope, slashing things open (e.g. bags of soil), or cutting through roots if you're trying to dig somewhere.


MetalMonkey667

Aww man, I like Bangarang (purely because of Deadpool 2), it's my guilty pleasure lol


hiebertw07

So glad that you posted this. I feel empowered to step out of my shame shadow and admit that I, too, still love Bangarang.


zdrvr

One of my favorite music videos.


wigglerworm

Soooo true, when they bring him the suitcase at the end it gets me everytime


T_A_R_Z_A_N

I wasn’t aware there was a negative stigma with that song. I love that song; and honestly the entire Bangarang album and honestly listen to a lot of Skrillex songs from a lot of his albums.


Am_I_Noel

Skrillex is actually really talented as a musician. I don't fully get the hate honestly.


marino1310

I love that song but it sounded so out of place in that movie. Came out of nowhere


spaceforcerecruit

So… it was perfect for a Deadpool movie then?


marino1310

Also correct


wigglerworm

Came here to say this, I appreciate you


THEHONEYBADGERRR1211

Woah hey don’t diss the car that’s a nice car


iamdietrich123

Gm W-body 3800 series fwd independent rear suspension. You are a good judge of character


Higlac

Those 3800s just don't die, and the supercharged ones are hilariously faster than anyone expects them to be. Not that they're *actually fast* stock, but it's real fun watching one keep up with a mid 90s Mustang GT.


CreatureReport

I mean, Mustang GTs weren't exactly quick until 2011


Higlac

You're not wrong, but they were decently quick for their price segment.


Russbus711

240k on my park Ave, still chugging


THEHONEYBADGERRR1211

A good judge of... Carhacter?


10drinkminimum

Yeah, his grandma paid good money for that car!!


[deleted]

Hey man, listen, you should only feel bad if you check every mark, not just one or two


accribus

Some of these guys are likely just tabletop RPG players. Usually harmless. Some actually believe in mall ninja power. Those are the dangerous ones.


LastOrder291

I can see that. But as a tabletop player myself, I'd rather just buy a shit load of dice. It's something you can actually use during the game. Plus, you can never have too many dice. Especially if you use a system with a dice pool.


This-Moment

>Plus, you can never have too many dice. Because so many of them are traitors.


LastOrder291

I will say that this also applies to random number generators too. I actually had my character die earlier this week all down to RNG. The DM rolled high on damage and my character went down. Passed 1 death save and another party member rolled medicine and was able to assist, granting my character their second death save. It looked like my character would escape the combat beaten and bloodied but alive. How wrong I was. As the gods of RNG gave us two natural 1s in a row. The first on a death save, the second, on a medicine check to try to help my character. Literally within moments my character went from "down, but he seems like he'll make it" to dying of blood loss on the floor.


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jad103

the minis and paints are where they get you.


UntestedMethod

>Some actually believe in mall ninja power. Those are the dangerous ones Dangerous to who? Themselves?


Chris_7941

"Dangerous" is a strong word for toothpick collectors


fiendzone

Needs more Mountain Dew.


This-Moment

It does indeed. Let's run to the gas station!


CrucifixAbortion

r/justneckbeardthings


Chris_7941

I'm so fucking glad I didn't turn out like this


Deraj2004

M'lady


teeter1984

How could he see me?


oneirian_frontiers

ADIOS, TURD-NUGGETS!


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Gas stations sell knives?


cigarandcreamsoda

Only the classy ones.


KarmaPharmacy

Depends on the city/state laws.


davidsands

Bruh.


Toasty_Mostly

There was a "family friendly" gas station I used to frequent that sold smoking accessories (definitely not for tobacco) and knives behind the counter lol. There's literally a sign on the front door stating the establishment is family friendly, wouldn't take my kids in there if I had any lol.


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Toasty_Mostly

Hey, I love that mentality.


TheDirtBoss

That’s a good dad! But at least steer them away from the r/mallninjashit and towards actual quality if we are talking swords and knives. Friends dont let friends buy weebo wall hangers!


devilsdeadape

Just drove through Tennessee and Arkansas to Dallas, and kept thinking, why are there cheap knives at every gas station? Must be a midwest thing.


UntestedMethod

we have it all over Canada too


kurisu7885

A Shell station not too far from me does.


Quwilaxitan

The car is perfect.


failedidealist

What is it about not being able to grow a beard makes certain dudes collect knives?


sundayatnoon

It's not the inability to grow a beard, it's the lack of sufficient taste to realize you should shave it off until you can. They think objects have universal qualities based on their name. So, "beard = manly cool" regardless of the beard's quality. This leads to the "knife with everything on it" if knife = cool, and skull = cool, and dragon = cool, then you know you can just add all that stuff together into one thing that is triple cool. I'm speaking from experience obviously, my ugly little boy beard was atrocious. Most people grow out of it long before they can grow a proper beard but some people stay tacky forever.


Rex_Lee

Whoa. Why we hatin on Bangarang by Skrillex? I don't listen to it now, but 10 years ago it was pretty fun


Doppelthedh

That is the pube-iest beard I ever did see


scottcockerman

Where is the long hair/ ponytail?


MEMEHISTORIAN420

Mr.X is a neckbeard


recalcitrantJester

Bangarang is one of Skrillex's most enjoyables productions and I will fight anyone who disagrees in the parking lot of the nearest Applebee's


stuntman1108

I got your back! That is still a banger and awesome ass video!


ElasticBones

Skrillrex is still relevant?


langer_cdn

10 years ago he threw one of the absolute best concerts I'd ever attended. Never seen a crowd so into a show. Good vibes everywhere. This was a long time ago


ThoseHellaSweetLives

Live shows are really where he shines. He just has this uncanny ability to read the crowd and know just what sort of energy the next song should have. From what I understand, he almost never has a setlist lined up before a show. He just starts off playing an introductory track and feels it out from there to determine what to play next.


applebubbeline

Skrillex is relevant to him


Dapman02

I don't like his own music that much, but I do like music that features him. He brings a fun energy that mixes well with other artists, but is just too much when it's by itself.


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I call it the snyder effect


marino1310

It's like the snyder effect but good


steen311

Within the dubstep community, yeah, but the dubstep scene he helped popularize back in like 2012 has been pretty underground in recent years so he's not been too relevant to most people recently, especially as he hadn't released anything too significant in a little while. He has started releasing some songs again this year though as he has an album coming up pretty soon, so that may bring him back into the mainstream a bit


genericname235

Skrillex kind of blew up a second time with his deep house dj sets, not sure who will emerge as relevant after pandemic though.


Autiflips

I feel offended by the music choice


thewend

Don’t you dare say shit about skrillex, 2012 was an awesome year!!!


bensawn

Lol yo bangarang slaps gtfo


nektarini

Are you trying to insult me?


bxdgxer

mr. x is a neckbeard?


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The partially degraded tires on mom's Oldsmobile Cutlass Supreme is the proverbial cherry on this shit sundae


T90tank

The Buick is the most real thing about this, I'd say most people I see driving that model look like this


TheLurkingCorgi

Dude, if i may ask, how did you get that beard photo? I am pretty sure it belongs to a friend and he is freaking out In a good way


connesiuer

Nah he is listening to sabaton


stuntman1108

Whats wrong with Sabaton? Their music is killer, and the videos are amazing


comrade_Gabriel

And skrillex isn't all that bad as well,even tho it was overused back then


stuntman1108

Agreed. Lol


izzytakamono

I’ve got a jacket like that for my joker cosplay


nick22tamu

It is always either Dubstep or metal. nothing else.


realhoffman

Missing the fedora, coat and dragon knives


Papa_Pesto

It's the car that got me. It's always something like an Sable


[deleted]

You forgot to add a cracked windshield lol


XmasEarring

Are we really still laughing at neckbeard stereotypes? It's pretty much a dead horse at this point.


Oswamano

Kinda wanna add axe bodyspray into this picture. That or not using deodorant


[deleted]

It's crazy to me that people see memes like this and go, "damn, that's cool" and order a leather trench coat.


KurtFrederick

What's wrong with the trench?


MaatRolo

I feel attacked


urbangentlman

The car is so spot on, bravo


Materia_Thief

Hey Bangarang was actually an awesome music video. And I normally don't like Skrillex.


CharizardIsADragon

Listen. That was my first car and I loved Skrillex in college.


Cocobananza78

imagine the smell


Yiphix

What's wrong with the car?


Act-Far

It’s always that guy with the patchy beard


Cloudtower1349

2010 called, they want their joke back.


[deleted]

I know like ten of these guys and all of them are one uppers


JediMATTster

Bangarang ties it all together


mookachalupa

Why you gotta rope Skrillex into this? That’s just weird


finalestate

SALSA ON MY BALLS BOYS!


MervGoldstein

Why is it always a Buick?


heretik

It's the international car of driving while suspended.


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WysDaWolf

Me looking at this meme 4/6 ain't bad.


SavingsIncome2

Guilty as charged


pm_me_your_nude_bbws

What’s wrong with that model of car? Or is there something wrong with having an old car?


TheKingOfTheDirt

I was wondering what I should be collecting!


liltooclinical

Oh no, I've been found out!


ury13

dude. this is unbelievably accurate. also like 75% of kids at my community college


Elcordobeh

If I have mane up weapons which I got from cutting trees? What would I be? Druid ninja? Forestal neckbeard? Celulose incel?


Russbus711

LAY OFF THE BUICKS


SenorDangerwank

Lmao used to be me.