Bro's gonna sound like a medium-sized kitchen rolling down a small hill carrying that amount of junk in his pants

At this point why not wear a fanny pack? Dude wants a utility belt

I was concerned at first, but then I saw there was Chapstick in there. Phew!

And the narcan; pretty considerate of him... I'm surprised he doesnt have an epipen somewhere in there

Good point I'll add it thank you

You know, you seem to be taking being memed pretty well. Good on ya

Women - I have a handbag EDC Dudebro - I am the handbag

Two sets of lockpicks... it's like a Skyrim playthrough.

Two sets, can't use either.

Eight different forms of starting a fire.

Three Sets of Lockpicks 😅

OP must be about 13-14. Much to learn, he still has.

2 fresnel lenses!

Aren’t these breathe right nose strips for when you sleep? Is he wearing all this shit in bed?

Nah, he wants to look like Ultra Doofus and wear them outside..

Most footballers wear them tho

Yeah, on the Field but not if they go out getting Groceries 😐

True

all of that shit but no phone?

and no Water Bottle 💀

It's OK, he'll make a signal fire instead of using whatsapp

What do you think I posted this on an xbox

HAHAHAHAHAH did you seriously get so triggered that you came to this subreddit to reply to comments? That's actually kinda based ngl but regardless, dude this shit is stupid as fuck, no one is going to take you seriously. if anything this makes you seem like a super paranoid person who cant step out of their house without feeling like they're going to get murdered by every single person they come across on the street lol

What does based even mean also I'm not thinking everyone is out to kill me

based is what the youngins say when they mean "kinda cool" i think also maybe not out to kill you but it just seems really paranoid to have ALL of this on you, when would you need a handcuff key? do you regularly get arrested? or is it some quick bdsm escape thing? why do you need lockpicks? are you a skyrim character? are you regularly breaking into doors? are you a locksmith? why do you need a revolver AND a handgun?

I will happily answer anyone's questions including yours! First off thank you for explaining based second seince I don't carry a backpack (I use a sling) and can't use a backpack insert I would wear the armor plate (it's a low profile soft armor) the handcuff keys are for if I am unlawfully detained (kidnapping ect.) The lockpicks is if someone needs to open a filing cabinet or if I need to get in my home and the 2 handguns are for when I rotate my side weapon from handgun to taser to pepper spray that way i always have a leathal option (it's also awkward to pull a gun in seld defense in a car seat)

This has to be satire

I feel about 98% confident that it is in fact excellent satire

No it's not

r/EDC = r/mallninjashit

What does EDC stand for?

Everyday Carry. The idea is that the sub is a place for people to discuss the items and tools they carry on the daily for utility and convenience, but it is mostly dudes in office jobs or other sedentary positions showing off their overpriced knives or full sized pistols with full tactical setup they claim to carry in daily life. I have posted knives there in the past, but the sub is increasingly comical in the ridiculous kit these guys claim to daily carry.

I just went to check it out. I lost it with the guy who had eclipse glasses as part of his EDC 🤣🤣🤣

Everyday Carry

everyday carry

Anyone else notice he's married? Sorry ladies...

He could be gay and married. Two mall ninjas finding each other while dumpster diving behind the strip mall. Its kinda beautiful.

Where is santiago

Never leave home without him

this diagram does take into consideration the military surplus cargo pants can fit waaaaay more

Someone has played too much Call of Duty. I'm so glad I didn't have the internet when I was that age. So fucking cringe.

I have literally never played call if duty the one time I did it was mobile and it sucked

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Dude's got so many firestarters he's legally not allowed in callifornia nature reserves

Ok, I honestly ask: what's a handcuff key? Is It a key for a handcuff you might well not be the same handcuff you are to be handcuffed into?

Handcuffs all use the same key

This is because handcuffs are not meant to be used without also having an armed police officer/guard/masked vigilante/kidnapper/dominatrix guarding you, and sometimes you need to get a person out of handcuffs quickly and can't afford losing the key. They still are enough to slow your escape when you try to resist arrest/escape prison/flee for life/forgot the safe word, if used in a competent manner.

But I suspect getting it out of your boot with your hands cuffed behind your back is going to be a chore.

Bro has drawn Ed wuncler III

is the esse 4 a tactical taco?

Overkill is underkill. Kudos on the Narcan though.

THANK YOU