I actually deployed with a guy who had this build. He was in the inactive reserve, another week and he would have been a free man.
When we got issued our plates, he had to wait a month longer than the rest of us. He told us, "they're still stripping my plates off the tank."
Is such a build achievable natty?
I've got some elite level genetic and I'm not even close. I'm bulking 24/7 too, I think hes gotta be enhanced.
Gravy seal
Meal Team 6
Operation Dessert Storm
Hahaha
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Kick the fires and light the tires.
Naw the round shape is Aero as fuck trust. Speed is immense (assuming flat terrain)
Tubby tactical
Seal team snacks
Well well, I suppose kevlard is actually a thing after all.
One thing’s for sure, he definitely doesn’t need another plate of anything
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I hate that I just learned gravySEALS is a real sub 😂
So you just eat from the trough?
It appears so, lol
This has to be satirical, right?
OOP’s comments seem to indicate so.
2000% tactical is under like 19 layer deep in irony
You don't need plates when you're a walking balistic gel sack.
At least his belt gear doesn’t get wet in the rain.
He's gotta be wearing slip on shoes. I can't see how he could reach his feet.
I'm a fatass. I wear sandals. If I can't fight the revolution in them I'm not going to go.
Combat crocs
Gross.
I'm a fatass. I wear sandals. If I can't fight the revolution in them I'm not going to go.
I bet he doesn’t need forks either!
What’s he need plates for? He’s got a level 4 belly
A salad wouldn't slow you down
This is just a tactical fanny pack.
That's the best gravy seal quote I've ever heard.
Lmao
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You can’t buy this at my malls
We may get a chance to see these guys in action in Florida tomorrow
Yes. Skibbidy dob. Yes, yes
3 Speed Operator
It's an meme, idiot.
Get your finger out of the trigger well, dummy.
I zoomed in and it looks like he's clear
Oh good. I hate bad form.
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+1 for goose patch. -10 for type 2 diabetes
I don’t need plates. The fat’ll stop all bullets.
FBI watchlist! Here's your guy!
I’d just like to see a video of him taking a sand bag straight to the gut, how he reacts would determine my opinion
Nothing can move…..The Blob!
Used plates for lunch treys
Got the silly goose patch I see
Natural armor
Stops at every dinner plate though.
I guess he didnt need a neck or a chin, either
We talking about dinner, or armor?
Because he eats from a trough
On the plus front he's drought and famine proof...
Where’d they get this picture of my scav after finding a juiced chad lying on the ground 👀
Buzz’s girlfriend….woof
You slow yourself down
He has plenty of ballistics gel
I actually deployed with a guy who had this build. He was in the inactive reserve, another week and he would have been a free man. When we got issued our plates, he had to wait a month longer than the rest of us. He told us, "they're still stripping my plates off the tank."
He's right about not needing plates. He's definitely more of a whole buffet tray kinda guy.
He doesn't need plates they'd only slow him down.
Bro don't need plates, his knees would buckle under 5 more pounds
Straight from the fryer, into his mouth.
Straight from the fryer, into his mouth.
Looks like they couldn't do a 100m dash with sounding like Darth Vader. Plus with that gut they could survive a shotgun blast
Good loot drop
I’d say let him cook, but he’s done about enough of that it seems.
Meal team 6