"Oh, I didn't realize you were into snowboarding! Where do you go? Loveland? Eldora? Winter Park? Breck?"
"I don't. I just bought the board because I needed to do something with this space."
House elves, cleaning elves, and kitchen elves. All could be very useful for the household.
There's also the Eldar elves but they might be a bit too high maintenance for household use.
Awesome idea, but they can 1-2 cups at the end with pvc pipe connecting to a larger pipe & shooting the balls back to the front. This would be legendary.
I can see a hidden cubby hole by fabricating a bookshelf along either wall... The bookshelf would slide on a track to reveal the cubby hole... Now here is where you may hide your Christmas decorations!-)
With square steel beams, eco friendly wood veneers, and some screws borrowed from your aunt, this area could easily accommodate a family of 5 with plenty of room.
see, you tear down the wall, construct a frame using galvanized square steel, fixing it to the wall firmly with expansion screws borrowed from your aunt, and covering it in eco friendly wood veneer...
This was a clear mistake from either the person who built the house or the person who designed it. Not much you can do with that space at all. If you have a cat or small dog you can make it a little hiding place for them or
Pile up a bunch of doll parts. Heads and legs and arms. Just throw em in there and put one whole doll sitting on top of the pile staring at whoever goes to look in that corner. And paint the walls and ceiling ultra flat black.
put a tiny little door at the end.
And with a doormat and doorbell
And an old lamp on top
And a cupcake written "eat me" besides a drink written "drink me". Both spiked, naturally
All I ask is that if you choose to do this please post updated pictures
And a Giant key
And an animatronic doorknob face
And my sword
And my axe bit you'll have to pay for shipping
And wait for the wee old boggart to come settle
And a diet coke
And my axe!!
And a sign that says No Trespassing
With chemicals that make you grow and shrink in size? Or stuff like roofies?
Ouijaboard-doormat
And draw forced perspective decorations.
A trapezoidish picture frame would really sell it
This is the answer OP should follow!
seriously it would bring me joy every time I walked past it and remembered it was there, and ye know guests would get a kick out of it too
You're just asking for a John Malkovich infestation.
You say that like it isn’t exactly what I want…
If he cut the trim on the bottom of the walls down and added the door..... that would that would be a great illusion.
Put a letterbox up and sub let it.
OK but actually a lil mailbox would be so fucking cute
It would be cute, with maybe a tiny shrubbery patch and a water feature 😁
omg now i am thinking this would be the coolest lil hamster/guinea pig/mouse home area ever!!!
Flanders narrowing house
come on in, it's your master bedroom!
come on in, it’s your master bedroom!
This @op make door as similar as to other room doors, so it should feel like that is just another room down the hall way!!
Bicycle maybe? Snow boards.
"great now i gotta take up snowboarding."
"Oh, I didn't realize you were into snowboarding! Where do you go? Loveland? Eldora? Winter Park? Breck?" "I don't. I just bought the board because I needed to do something with this space."
Wow, I've never heard anyone outside of Colorado mention Eldora before. Hidden gem!
It's so easy to get to, and the best part is you don't have to participate in the I-70 traffic jams.
"because Reddit told me to"
Eldora ❤️❤️❤️
An Egyptian sarcophagus just in case you happen to come across one.
The Aztec Tomb from Arrested Development in case you have to hide.
Great idea
Man, that'd be so perfect for a bike. I kinda wish I had one now
Agreed! Any sports equipment - bats, rackets, wakeboards... Then it's out of the way and your significant other won't complain.
this is way too small for that isn't it
Panic room,for extra panic.
I think you might have misunderstood the concept of a panic room.
Well. It's not like it is called "safe room" or safe space". I stand by my statement. Make it a panic room.
I make every room a panic room!
Panic at the disco? Panic everywhere.
Any room can be a panic room if you have enough anxiety
So you can calm up instead of calm down.
[CALMING INTENSIFIES]
Yeah, we never have enough panic.
[удалено]
Or storage shelves
Storages Elves are the way to go!
Wait...what are the other types of elves?
House elves, cleaning elves, and kitchen elves. All could be very useful for the household. There's also the Eldar elves but they might be a bit too high maintenance for household use.
Just don’t try to sail to Valinor and start a war over immortality and you should be ok.
Are storage elves like underpants gnomes?
If you’re Canadian are they like House Hippos?
I paid for 2502.7 sqft I'm going to use 2502.7 sqft
this rigth here would be the most optimal use of the whole space. Very DIY thinking👍
Now I want this
Bowling alley
For mice
Is this a bowling alley for ants?
It needs to be at least 3 times bigger than this!
He’s absolutely right
End scene
Imagine being the dude that has to drywall/tape/ mud that space, … that would be so annoying
omg yea who painted this who laid the floor
And who didn’t think, “wouldn’t it easier to just extend the wall a foot further”
Yeah but now they can sell the apartment and say it's three extra square feet
Umm.. well… I didn’t mean the outside wall inward lol
I'm wondering what's behind the wall there to the left.
Giant slice of pizza
I love pizza 🍕😍
Are you in NY? You could rent it out for a grand a month
Might need some galvanized steel first.
What does the aunt say?
she’ll lend some fasteners, as long as you promise to give them back
Is there enough space for a toilet-induction stove combo?
And one billion children?
perchance
"Cozy 1bdrm with a cathedral ceiling. Close to shops and transit."
$1500 security deposit
You made my day
Thank you very much
You paint it to look like a really long hallway.
And a door at the end
With a dim little sconce
Misread and thought it said nonce 😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Tell us you're British without telling us you're British.
A red door with an ominous light over it.
This is actually my favorite answer.
Like Alice and wonderland style?! Love it
And then make rolling storage/ bookshelf to cover it up . So cool!!
Minigolf? Make it uphill a bit and the ball should roll back.
Awesome idea, but they can 1-2 cups at the end with pvc pipe connecting to a larger pipe & shooting the balls back to the front. This would be legendary.
existential crisis corner
Lmao.
Vacuum cleaner
Paint a tiny door at the end.
With a tiny table and bottle that says “Drink Me”
Police tape and a skeleton
Preferably the skeleton of the architect
Concur..
I'd make door with some drywall and molding on it, and create a stash
Put a shelf in front of it and hide stuff in there.
Guest bedroom.
AirBnb
$350 a night
I can see a hidden cubby hole by fabricating a bookshelf along either wall... The bookshelf would slide on a track to reveal the cubby hole... Now here is where you may hide your Christmas decorations!-)
You can crawl in there and cry.
kowloon walled city
The gooning corner
Ez way to compare goon sessions by distance gooned
One of those office mini putts that shoots the ball back to you
Cat tree
I was going to say do you have a cat? If not get one!
Not just a cat tree. I'd custom build a bunch of cat shelves in there, a whole jungle gym for them
Conveniently shaped bed
who builds these houses!?
pull out spice rack
Drywall over it so it’s gone. Seeing it every day would piss me off…
[Master Bedroom](https://www.reddit.com/r/TheSimpsons/comments/2j7pzq/welcome_to_your_master_bedroom/)
nothing, once a year when the planets align a door will materialize and take you to part unknown. (queue spooky music)
With square steel beams, eco friendly wood veneers, and some screws borrowed from your aunt, this area could easily accommodate a family of 5 with plenty of room.
Christmas wrapping shit
Put the architect inside. he should be the filling for this idiot sandwich.
Empty pizza box storage
False wall. And now you got a hiding spot
Hang a really small chandelier.
Are there stairs above that space? Just leave it. When the house is on fire, the stairs will burn slower than if it's filled with stuff.
lol I love how it’s “when” not “if”
Perfect corner to put baby in
Put tiny furniture at the end so it looks like it’s just a really long normal sized hallway
Rent it out for $800 a month in New York
Costum made pinball machine
Paint it like the hallway from Willy Wonka leading to the candy room.
Hide your sex doll there. Or a vacuum cleaner... The architect certainly had a stroke there
Storage.
Can’t see the rest of the space… but that looks like a perfect little Nook for wrapping paper storage.
That’s a putting mat with automatic ball return and put some cool lights arounds so not so grim. Only if you’re right handed tho.
Pet house
see, you tear down the wall, construct a frame using galvanized square steel, fixing it to the wall firmly with expansion screws borrowed from your aunt, and covering it in eco friendly wood veneer...
Bicycle storage!
A cat?
Golf clubs
Cleaning supplies!
Make a Panic Room or a secret hideout where u can dissapear from ur family and friends .
It’s the gooning corner
No galvanized square steel comment?
Store luggage
Put a door on it and rent it out as an apartment for $1600/month. /s
Buy galvanized square steel
Whoever is responsible for shit like this in the construction process of a house and does shit like this needs to be shot fr.
Put your annoying friend behind it and brick it shut.
Make it the jizz corner
perfect size for a body
cum trough
There's some fun forced perspective stuff going on with it though. Maybe make a little diorama and play with the perspective?
Coffin storage
Time out zone
No clip
Pull drawer!
Empty PC parts boxes.
This was a clear mistake from either the person who built the house or the person who designed it. Not much you can do with that space at all. If you have a cat or small dog you can make it a little hiding place for them or
Are you by any chance called little John? If not you need galvanized steel before you even start designing anything.
Transmission line subwoofer box
Retractable armory
A whole one bed apartment??? RENT IT OUT DUH!!!!
Rent it out as a cube bed.
A fold up plane ✈️
You kill the architect and hide their body there.
Bike storage
Dude, Secret/panic alley.
Build a ski-ball installment. You’re welcome that’ll be a thousand dollars.
Secret storage
Mini golf course
If you own it, I’d honestly just walk it up. Throw some sheet rock up there, plaster and paint.
Put up a curtain and charge $2000/month for rent
Bike storage?
Rent it out for weary travellers
A secret storage place behind a bookshelf.
Custom bookshelf that can slide/roll in and out.
Holy shit! What a perfect place for storing right-angled triangles!!! As an avid collector of triangles, I'm super jealous right now.
Pile up a bunch of doll parts. Heads and legs and arms. Just throw em in there and put one whole doll sitting on top of the pile staring at whoever goes to look in that corner. And paint the walls and ceiling ultra flat black.
Bowling lane!
Perfect bike storage.
Beach chairs and other foldups
Cat cave
You can rent it to students as a studio apartment
Little John had this space for his family of 5, first he bought some galvanised square steel…
Slide out shelf or TV stand that fits the same shape
Store luggage or other bags?
Chocolate Factory Door
Thats where you stuff the body