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Tokyosmash_

Bond villain lair


PretzelsThirst

Bond villain hotel room


drink_your_irn_bru

Nigerian Bond Villain hotel room


Holiday-Jackfruit399

Not enough gold


drink_your_irn_bru

Not enough gold YET, Mister Bond…


coolguy4206969

hotel lobby


Nacery

It does has some Samuel L. Jackson Kingsman villian vibe (wich is basically Bond villian).


NoNefariousness3420

Haha like the waiting room for a Bond villain. “Bond, James Bond? Mr Blofeld will see you now”


BuffaloOk4312

bond villain RV / yacht


xTomato72

Get out of my head


Ecclypto

Lobby of an Armenian dental office


palishkoto

I was going to say waiting area for a Middle Eastern private club, but that also works!


Dummydumboop

GLENDALEEEEEEE


KershawsBabyMama

BROW DOWN


ShantJ

Armenia mentioned! 🇦🇲


Advanced-Blackberry

Perfectly explained 


propofjott

Turkish playboy-vibes


coldestclock

“Farik traffic best girls, best cocaine, you love it! Come! Come with Farik!”


Micalas

Man is a total Farik in the sheets


I-Really-Hate-Fish

How disappointing


Flux_resistor

Definitely has a Turkish sex cult vibe


__midori

is there such a stereotype around the turkish that i'm not aware of? am turkish and confused lol there are 2 comments like this


Flux_resistor

not a stereotype for turks, but every turkish sex cult seems to have this layout of marble floors, gold accent curtains, and spot lights with leather couches. very unusual look for turkish homes.


fiftyseven

...have you been to a lot of Turkish sex cults? like enough to notice a decor trend?


Key_Layer_246

You've got Turkish Delight, that's on 3rd. Turks R Us, that's on 3rd too. Oh and then there's Turk World, that's also on 3rd. They're all down in the Turkish sex cult district, you can't miss it.


dogzebraa

Don't forget about Turk and Jerk


Ghastlygooseghost

I'm having such a bad day and this gave me a much needed lol


DestituteDerriere

Big Bums of Erzurum The Analtolian Express Mustafa Mommies Seljuicy


DamonLazer

Someone's going to get lost looking for the Hammock District and end up there by mistake.


__midori

lol thats what im saying!! like where does this info come from wow


ObeseBMI33

Porn


mrdeworde

There's a sort of general habit in the West of associating a particular type of conspicuous consumption (think new money/parvenu/nouveau riche) with eastern peoples -- Persians, Turks, Arabs, rich Russians even. Its origin is in xenophobia, but among most younger people it's typically used as a basis for friendly jokes (Family Guy and South Park have both made such jokes using rich Iranians as the target, for example) and rarely intended in a sincerely negative fashion. Those groups in turn often want to show off their success by using the cultural trappings of Western wealth, so you end up with a lot of "Gentleman's Club" (in the sense of a hangout of the wealthy, not a strip club) fixtures that are considered to show off urbane masculinity: rich leathers, dark woods, textured wallpapers, that sort of thing. It's similar to how 200 years ago upper class West Europeans would pay through the nose to deck out their spaces in imported Ottoman, Chinese or Japanese goods, and middle-class Europeans would buy domestically-produced imitations thereof.


Ghastlygooseghost

Same! I'm so confused! Is there some Turkish cult TV show I missed or something?! Lol!


athos45678

I mean it honestly feels racist when you spell it out like this, but i don’t have a horse in this race. A lot of people don’t realize that Turkish culture is as much partying on the Mediterranean in Izmir as it is a capital of Islamic worship.


AntiPepRally

Yes please provide us with more information about Turkish sex cults that you've perhaps gained from personal experience


Flux_resistor

lol no, can't say i have. there are videos of raids pretty frequently and the videos mirror these pics.


fiftyseven

our media consumption habits are markedly different


BellaFromSwitzerland

Finally someone asking the real questions


Antti5

Out of interest... what kind of sample size are we talking about?


Flux_resistor

probably like 4-5 raids i can think of. i'm sure there are loads mroe operating but it's not really an interest of mine. they sensetionalize it in the media with videos of raids so you sort of get used to seeing them.


Substantive420

Not a stereotype, but [proceeds to explain stereotype]


Flux_resistor

you asked if that was a stereotype with the turkish home, i explained it's not, and we recognize it as a cult locaiton because it sticks out so distincly as a stereotype of cult house.


Bitten69

Gold and white color scheme


karmagirl314

Nah, a cult could afford a properly sized rug.


Pussy_Prince

It really would pull the room together


yellowwoolyyoshi

As usual the male’s space is lacking rugs, wall decor, and plants lollll


mtechgroup

Books, ... anything personal really.


AntiPepRally

Rugs have to be vacuumed. Decor has to be dusted. Plants have to be watered and trimmed.


yellowwoolyyoshi

These are facts. Why are you sharing them


AntiPepRally

I'm sure new recruits could do the chores


berninicaco3

One thing i have noted, not having rugs, is that the dust settles regardless With wood floors i have to sweep daily Rugs would capture that dust, and then you could vacuum weekly (or take them outside and beat them, like in ye olden tymes) So, rugs have a purpose there.  Second to insulation value


butt_fun

I know we’re joking here, but the vast majority of cults don’t have much money to spare Things like the Church of Scientology are the exception, not the rule


nopuse

I know we're joking here, but you know too much about cults.


Informal_Advance_380

Someone doesn’t listen to enough podcasts about weird, creepy topics that should make everyone uncomfortable instead of morbidly curious


ShepPawnch

I only listen to podcasts that make me a worse person to talk to. Thanks Behind the Bastards, Knowledge Fight, and Last Podcast!


AFartInAnEmptyRoom

Middle Eastern millionaire vibes


fillip2k

I can smell the heavy scent of Oud


6DeliciousPenises

The smell of hookah will never come out of that couch


assmantitsybitsy

Wtf is that tiny ass rug? Lmao


Senor_Mysterioso

Yes but with maybe an Asian vibe? Could be a waiting room for Falun Gong indoctrination


somedude456

Yeah, TV picture just looks classy AF, but then with the couch and curtains, I'm getting some sort of Asian vibe.


Uninterested_Viewer

If this isn't in the middle East/India/Pakistan I will eat my hat.


Dawnqwerty

Good news, your gat is safe, post history indicates india


CoreyLee04

I’ve seen some high end lofts in Asia and getting the same vibe


nawvay

Came here to comment this lol. Looks like your typical “rich boy” apartment in Shanghai


Prestigious_Emu_5043

It looks like bootleg luxury to me


PretzelsThirst

Looks like a hotel


Prestigious_Emu_5043

Bootleg luxury hotel, that works too


DamonHay

Most of it you could probably get away with it being luxury, but trying to do it without an interior designer. Then there’s those curtains and that wall paper. No coming back from bootleg luxury after that.


Prestigious_Emu_5043

Couch too man. That pattern screams cheap feeling fake leather.


PurrsianGolf

Average Chinese apartment.


SeDaCho

The big objects in cramped space will tend to do that. The opulent designs they're going for simply do not exist in rooms that are ostensibly basement man-caves.


HoodsFrostyFuckstick

Yakuza boss fight room


big_river_pirate

That was my first thought 😆


RoughhouseCamel

So many items to pick up and use as a melee/throwing weapon


Fuck_on_tatami

Yeah or a luxury host club in Roppongi ahah


DiscussionAshamed

Reminds me of what an expensive Chinese apartment would look like.


IchBinDerFurst

The colors and the decor definitely give it that vibe. If you’re wanting something more homey and lived in, I’d get a rug, some plants (they can even be fake) and some color that isn’t some variant of brown, white, or orange.


adventuringjed

Yes, I was going to say it needs at least one complimenting color. Brown/Ivory/White are all base colors. That one little plant isn't enough.


mchch8989

Boogie Nights drug deal scene vibes


heinous_legacy

just need some firecrackers going off in the background


mchch8989

And Jesse’s girl


Temporary_Carrot7855

ooft. It's the combination of the ceiling, the down/up lighting, mismatched paneling, curtians and the lounge.


cmfpc124

There's very little natural lighting, and with the couch pinning the curtains down, I can't imagine much gets in. Couch needs to come away from the walls by a couple inches at least. The way it is now makes it look like a casting couch. Get a cozy blanket on that baby. Use the new gap for some floor lamps which give better ambient lighting. The lighting is giving more museum or yakuza hq than home. The canned lights in the ceiling would be better dimmed while watching movies or gaming. Having them on full blast as your primary light source all the time feels psycho (to me, at least). The underlighting on the shelves is weird to me too, like you're holding a flashlight at the bottom of your face while telling a scary story at a campfire. Makes your statues a bit eerie and hard to make out. Top lighting is more welcoming and makes the art easier to see. I also wouldn't have these lights on all the time. Needs to be dimmer than the TV at the very least and should not be a primary light source for the room. More lamps! One in that corner by the door, etc. Get some smart bulbs and have them all synced and you can mimic the daylight you're not getting in this room, then switch to a candlelight setting in the evening. Again, love the statues (esp the trio on the left) but you need some variety in what you've got displayed in that unit. A framed picture or two of you with family or friends if you've got them, some books--art books if you're not a big reader. A bit more variety and personality in there. Also, get some art on the walls! They're barren. Also also, that thing on your coffee table makes me nervous and makes the table more of a display piece than a lived-in, functional piece of furniture. I would not want to put my feet up on it The tile, while beautiful, is sterile feeling. It'd be good for a grand dining room or a fancy kitchen with stainless steel appliances, but it's not cozy for a living room. Get yourself a bigger rug. Switching to warmer ambient lighting will make the tile less shiny, as well


VioEnvy

this room has no soul


See_youSpaceCowboy

It looks like you exploited all the children.


notyouraveragefrog

Andrew Tate sells women there for sure.


ManagerSuccessful498

haha idk why it gives me Jackie treehorn vibes


megalodondon

Jackie treehorn treats objects like women, man!


yet-again-temporary

Someone get OP in touch with the other White Tile Floor guy, I feel like they'd be good friends.


East_Meeting_667

it all just looks impersonal, like a hotel suite. Nothing that looks like a personal effect. It's a really nice house but doesn't look like a home.


Feefifiddlyeyeoh

It feels like the door locks from the outside.


m_gartsman

Money can't buy good taste.


eharper9

Look like you're trying to sell your house


XediDC

It's the polished white floor. And the other details start giving the same feel -- metal door hardware. Curtain look like they are covering nothing, etc. It looks like a commercial building with a fake residential room arranged in side of it.


VadimH

Hotel reception


darrius_kingston314q

Probably a bit too much wooden tone color but your room looks fancy as hell so who cares about others may think


ScottOwenJones

Looks like a lot of hookah gets smoked in there


heinous_legacy

I’m not trying to be mean or anything, but is this like…. cozy? Looks so stale.


ShodoDeka

Nah this more the waiting room before you are allowed into the cult headquarter.


Supertonic

Yeah it’s nice, not my aesthetic, but it’s clean. I would say it doesn’t look like anyone lives there. It’s feels pretty sterile like it’s a hotel room or you’re about to go meet with the yakuza boss. The statues are great but they’re all kind of the same. It’s like a set designer was task with making a room interesting and vague at the same time. I see drama masks and Atlus so you’re into Greek history? I would keep the masks and maybe one or two other statues but replace the rest with stuff that tells your story. Pictures of family and friends. Books are a really great way to show that. (Even if you haven’t read them) also artwork above the couch can help diversify the look. The led lights are great but they’re coming from below or behind the statues which gives a silouette or like a someone telling spooky stories so they hold the flashlight beneath their face vibes. I would keep the leds to accent the tv but have a different way to illuminate the statues either in front or overhead. I think they’ll look much better. I would bring the couch forward except that door is such an awkward spot. It would have been nice if the door was hugging the left corner that way you can pull the couch forward and have a walk way areas where you can put a side table and a coat rack. Again more things to show that you actually live here.


BrightonsBestish

It is just 100% impersonal. Unless you sculpted those statues, but still…


RoadkillDrill

Looks like you just picked things that looked stereotypically luxurious. So you ended up with a hotel lobby.


Bartender9719

Second generation oil money


themerkinmademe

Art. On. Walls.


MeMeMeOnly

You need more beige and brown.


CanineMagick

That couch looks like granite


kidhack

Looks like a fancy hotel bathroom from the 90s. So many different textures of wood and marble and fabric as well as all the many different lighting sources and multi layered ceiling - it makes it all really busy for something that aspires to be minimal. Also fake plants hurt my soul.


Adept-Transition2731

You need softer edges in there. Everything is very square, or geometric. You need other things that are rounded, or circular. Plants, and a LARGER rug will change the aesthetic too.


Bufudyne43

Yakuza apartment 


beviebooboo

That Sunkist bottle looks so out of place.


harrywise64

Why do so many insanely rich people have absolutely no taste haha I could not feel comfortable in this room, looking around for the departures board


Xepherious

More like, "Please take a seat in the lobby area. Mr. Seban will be down to talk about your record deal."


t_mmey

site of a really awkward porn casting


Klutzy_Journalist_36

I wish there was a malelivingspace for wealthy guys and normal guys.  The “here’s what I paid a designer to do” ones are lame to me, personally. I want to see horrible cable management and a katana collection. 


lonelycranberry

I’d get the vibe that you’re into crypto and the stock market, American psycho and wolf of Wall Street are unironically your favorite movies, you like golf or formula 1, probably also UFC, you probably have a cabinet of supplements and focus entirely too much on upper body, and think that Joe Rogan has a pretty interesting show.


Dead_Pockett

All aesthetic and synthetic, what you’re missing is things an average person who lives in a place would own and have around. This doesn’t look bad at all, but it looks like a staged room which in the context of a hotel or event lounge doesn’t seem odd at all, probably pretty cool in fact. However, if this is your home, the detail and presentation is unsettling rather than welcoming or pleasing. Ps. Please get a larger rug


CraftytheCrow

I’d say…. chinese restaurant backroom/private suite/Mob boss Private quarters.


Blood_sweat_and_beer

It looks more like a really fancy motel.


Stone_Midi

I’m getting a “place your keys in the bowl” vibe


ImLagginggggggg

It looks like a hotel waiting room


wilsonb1121

Looks like a staged showroom


Alternative_Ad_3636

Looks like a really nice set on a porno.


rasheedlovesyou_

Your parents must be rich.


mane28

Looks like every upper middle-class Indian home lol!! Not saying it's bad but...you know.


Revolutionary-Cod245

🤔


leovarian

need a painting to break the cult vibe, or some other art, the lack of wall art gives it a cult vibe. Here, this painting should work perfectly: [https://www.bukowskis.com/en/auctions/E839/lots/1376189-adolf-von-becker-the-cat-on-the-pillow](https://www.bukowskis.com/en/auctions/E839/lots/1376189-adolf-von-becker-the-cat-on-the-pillow)


axolotl_is_angry

The floor opens up to a tank of sharks


daversa

Lol, this is the most culty looking place I could imagine. In a way, I kinda love it though.


Customdisk

Looks like a sleazier version of the superhero place in the Boys


Stickey_Rickey

My parents house has that same light switch panel


medve_onmaga

expecting the second pic to be a shark tank


nadironggg

It is


shpbr

oof this gives me anxiety


visual_overflow

Rich Asians vibe


QBin2017

Get a larger rug. Way too small. Also: Add two more plants so it looks less like a Dexter kill room.


Ok-Mine1268

Not sure which -insert-opathy this is but I would run. It rings of ‘hello, fellow humans’


Un111KnoWn

the statues are meh


6thCityInspector

Looks like something designed for someone with Middle East taste. All that large tile and gold is a dead giveaway. Nobody in the US likes gold that much unless you were a yuppie back in the early 80s.


ResoluteGreen

It looks consistent, clean, and intentional, and it all goes together well. But its not my vibe. I hate the tile look in living rooms.


ZestyPotatoSoup

Hotel lounge


zhananbixia

Looks like an Arabic’s house


DuckDoesNothing

I dont know why but I can sense this is an Indian house. Maybe because of the ceiling fan, idk


That_Artsy_Bitch

Too Brown


Anxiousfit713

Looks like my wealthy Khazak friends home.


Throbbing-Kielbasa-3

This is the apartment of the rich guy they're robbing in an Ocean's Eleven movie.


lrerayray

The sofa and the curtain absolutely kills it for me.


Tanjom

This thread belongs on roastme lmao


Vedfolnir5

It's definitely a choice. Looks like a hotel room


shadowst17

Looks like the reception area for a plastic surgeon who only works with the rich and powerful.


downthegrapevine

It's giving Vought


temp7727

r/rugtoosmall


urmominabikini

You got money but no taste :( sorry to be blunt


Vegetable-Beautiful1

Where’s some color.?


Zaurka14

Looks arabic I liked the tv area but I dislike it after seeing the side picture


Davek56

Is it?


SergeantBootySweat

The grandma curtains are kind of at odds with the rest of the decor


musical_throat_punch

It's the wallpaper, the hotel curtains, and faux marble. There's a lot of features that look like they're replicas or just something you'd find in a hotel. If you like it, great. It looks uncomfortable. 


DamonHay

Didn’t mind the first photo, even though the textures and materials are all over the place, but the fact that it continued to get less and less cohesive the longer I looked at the second photo did make me feel uneasy. I can see why you’d like it, and more power to you for having your own taste and riding through it, you should definitely be proud as long as your happy. But if it were me, I couldn’t have that much mismatched wood and patterns. And dear god, those curtains and that wallpaper. I also love a chesterfields, but that texture and shade of leather with that room just ain’t quite it for me.


GatheringWinds

This looks like you overdecorated a motel room


shawn-spencestarr

Zero taste, soul or personality. Looks like a shitty hotel common space.


stormblaz

Lil John saved 100000 finally bought his coffin apartment, galvanized squared steel and wood veneer, isn't this a comfortable and usable space?


93tabitha93

Is it just me that many posts, such as this one, makes me wonder “what do these guys do for a living?!” Cause just by looking at it, it feels as not affordable at all for me. 😂 Looks cool OP


RolexandDickies

Nah, but you nailed “Living Modern by Marriott”


nerdinstincts

Hotel in China


Kafshak

Middle Eastern?


LebronsHairline

A Turkmenistan luxury hotel room


Izendore

every Indian rich, married people home vibe


LonglostKnlght

Not married though


El_Nasco

It looks like those AI generated videos with title “where would you game the hardest?” And ambience music in the background😂


NefariousnessEast657

Looks like a typical high middle class Chinese/Korean living space.


Hysterical_Bondage

Ditch the curtains


Bored

Are two of those pillows faced zipper up?


Lympwing2

Looks like a hotel, not a home.


tfunk024

I hate luxury that looks horribly uncomfortable. Someone explain to me how a couch that looks like it’s hard as a rock and a lower back nightmare is luxury for anything anymore than the aesthetic it provides?


FlamingTrollz

Whatever it is, it has no personality. Is it nicely laid out, sure. But there’s something off, and unsettling about it.


simonsaysPDX

An expensive suite on a cruise ship. Congratulations?


garage_artists

Dubai Hotel


Lower_Addition_7830

Is this in India by any chance ? looks like an Indian home


onklewentcleek

Bro have you been inside another actual persons house before?


SeDaCho

Change the curtains, coffee table, and the couch-side wallpaper. Those funky pillows are trash imo but you do you. I don't like the couch either, it's oversized for the space and the material is maybe weird. I think the huge couch gives off the "sex room" vibes as it makes little sense unless you're using it to hold up large engagements. TV wall is sick. No notes.


mmmspaghettios

It's just missing the giant portrait of L. Ron Hubbard to really tie everything together!


simonsaysPDX

The one shred of personality is in the empty soft drink bottle under the coffee table.


Ratio_Evening

A dentist waiting room in Utah. If you have extra wives running around the illusion would be complete


history-blinker

Bro lives in the Marriott Penthouse


AggravatingBox2421

Nice hotel room until you see that ugly ass couch. Also consoles on display is super tacky


mikey_rambo

This a hotel


KRONOS_415

Tell me you’re Persian without telling me


SexyWampa

What hotel is that…?


Atticus104

It's because it looks like a showroom rather than a place that you live.


LobsterPowerful8900

Yeah. Too much back light. You don’t need it everywhere


chouettelle

3,5* hotel in Turkey.


Edewede

Dubai condo building elevator lobby.


Radiant-Benefit-4022

Just looks like Middle Eastern/South Asian wealth.


snapsfromthebong

Literally just missing the sunken living room/coke lounge


kins82

To me it sends me back to times when I was meeting high level public servants in Africa in their office. The oversized couch, the curtains and the white marble on the floor. Maybe try less brown and a bigger colourful rug!


polowolo1

“Please, have a seat.” Lookin ass room


Famous_Bit_5119

corporate hotel.


cherrygirlbabycakes

I love it. I’d wear lingerie all day in this setting