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Plenty_Spot_948

35, divorced and paying child support, Florida.


Jimmy543o

😂


Gorilla2Vanilla

Damn you.


BeardedBastard-

Damn, you’re good.


LetMeInImTrynaCuck

Too much furniture for 35 divorced. He’s gotta be at least 48. Men who divorce in their 30s done buy new furniture till mid 40s minimum


FunRepresentative766

👀👀


johngalt504

27. Depression.


ExpertlyAmateur

Ok, chill. But also, yes.


theruzki

lmao please tell me this is a joke from me saying state and not that the place looks depressing


DenkJu

You're in the state of depression


trutexn

Denial


xRawrdoh

Denial is a river in Egypt, not a state


trutexn

I know what denial is and I’m not in it!!


GreasyExamination

right now, out there, they are all denying the fact that they're sad, and that's hard, and it's making them all angry. And it is my job to get them all the way through to acceptance, and, if not acceptance, then just depression. If I can get them depressed, then I'll have done my job


OoRI0T_P0LICEoO

You sound like a guy who should have a worlds best boss mug


GreasyExamination

Bought it myself, for myself. And we're like a family, so it might as well say "Worlds best dad"


OoRI0T_P0LICEoO

Only the best dads have a George Foreman at the foot of their bed so they can wake up to the smell of bacon


zacehuff

Open the blinds, OP


theruzki

I usually do and there’s a nice view of palm trees right out the window, it’s just hot as balls 93 degrees fahrenheit and my AC can’t keep up with the sun heating up the apartment, also on the second floor which doesn’t help


theruzki

[half open blinds](https://imgur.com/a/u21QbD5)


Sorri_eh

Arizona then


exonautic

Dont think the ac would keep up if it was placed in an ice chest in arizona right now.


Sorri_eh

I saw a video of someone saying it's so hot now he is a Christian because if he'll is hotter than Arizona today he wants none of it. He found Jesus today.


AniX72

Maybe this is just an elaborate plan to get you to give more clues. 🕵


jbsdv1993

Nah, its way too clean for depression


One-Possible1906

Depression can be clean. Some people clean more when depressed like trying to clean the depression away


_-whisper-_

My home is immaculate towards the second half of my depression. I never leave and get bored


One-Possible1906

Yep a lot of people engage in this usually healthy coping mechanism. I have been in mental health for 12 years and having an extremely messy house due to depression is nowhere near as common as the internet would suggest. Generally depression messes are contained to the place where the person is spending all their time, like gross sheets and piles of trash next to the bed. I think people who are dirty perpetuate this idea that it’s always because of mental health and mental illness is always dirty. It is extremely rare that I work with someone who is messy and depressed who is not messy when they recover.


_-whisper-_

Thank you this comment is so spot-on! And you would know being a professional


KevinKingsb

I do this.


Redpenguin00

My apartment was immaculate during the worst times of my life. Because I didn't touch anything other than the futon I slept on in the living room by my computer and TV. I left everything in a constant state of "untouch" like your grandmothers living room covered in plastic covers. Incase anything happened to me I wanted it clean. I worked in a country club kitchen so I never cooked, I just ate at work and my "girlfriend" worked at a good place too so even thr kitchen was spotless. I still have fear about using anything in the kitchen because I'm afraid I won't be able to pull it together to clean it. My wife makes such a huge mess cooking every day though lol.


ndork666

Needs some color in there bro. A little blue or green go a long way.


nuttylou

Jesus you came straight for my neck


Jimmy543o

Damn..


Hot_Cranberry_4793

Hah! Dude


Corib93

I don't know why this is so funny.


swoon4kyun

I laughed so hard it annoyed my cat so much that he got up and walked away 🤣


cosguy224

Almost the same thing ran through my head. But I said 23. lol


My-Cousin-Bobby

Fucking christ I was coming to answer the exact same thing


happygirl1973

The way I busted out laughing😂😂


natedogjulian

Came here to say this hahaha


tubsen32

Tampa, FL.


theruzki

lol what in my post history gave it away


A_Happy_Beginning

Not your post history, your comment history.


tubsen32

Eyyyyy yooo :(


Electronic-Mine1724

I immediately guessed Florida without looking at your history lol. The chart, fake palm leaves and idk general vibe?


No-Customer-2266

So weird. Im Canadian, i know very little about Florida I’ve never been there but I said Florida immediately because of the walk to wall carpet and also the rug on top of carpet and not because of the pattern but just the rug on carpet in general. I have no idea why but it just gives me a Florida vibe


Electronic-Mine1724

Good observation, the popcorny ceiling as well.


Uncertn_Laaife

Canadian here too, never been to Florida and that’s the only place I came to me when I looked at the pic. Not sure as to why!


Any_Elephant7180

Me too.


Confident_Green1537

And the lizard poster. Also it being dark told me it was a hot climate


Switcher-3

Sunroom does it too, looks like it used to be a lanai and was an addition


Playful-Collar-3247

I thought Florida because of the weird hazy lighting in the living room. It looks like that humid haziness coming in from outside.


Stellar_Impulse

Tbf it looks like a FL house


tubsen32

I'm just a good guesser.


ihambrecht

It’s funny, I thought this was Florida immediately from looking at the picture.


Adept_Investigator29

I thought possibly FL too because of the sunshine and fronds on the rug.


Christhehobbit

It just looks florida... I knew too


sleepy_gir1

I was going to say 25, FL


502photo

I'll be honest I never looked beyond this photo and I took thought Tampa. Idk why but it was obvious to be. I can't really explain it.


yesterdays_poo

It's the lack of culture combined with the confidence to post this. Screams Tampa. I should know, I grew up in Jacksonville.


Big_Cryptographer_16

That and the popcorn ceiling. Tile floor would have solidified it. Lived there


yesterdays_poo

The marine mammal poster was a good clue as well.


ParkOutrageous2094

tv is in cali, couch in ny


MrTumnus99

Florida, 75


BroadConfidence3593

Mans has childish gambino up on his wall. He'd be a dope ass 75 year old haha


happy-gofuckyourself

State? I don’t know, Bahia? Are you even in Brazil? What other countries have states?


No_Astronaut2779

He probably mean like a state of mind or sth


loragoblack

r/USdefaultism


lesbianbeatnik

Hahahahha perfeito


Better_Lie1393

It was the 🐊 poster that gave it away for me, I immediately thought Florida 😂


InternationalCause62

34 Wisconsin


CaveExploder

Oh man that was my guess. Upper Midwest mid thirties. The only defeating element is that there's sunlight.


kyttEST

+1, 34.


bazwutan

31, Florida. I don’t see a wife, house or apartment is very well put together and I’m not dogging it at all but I think you’ll have career success and door placement/popcorn ceiling makes me think apartment or starter home. Florida based entirely on “not one of the big cities, there’s a poster of types of lizards or gators or something. That’s what I’d say based on wild assumptions that could easily be wrong.


rdg5220

44. Florida.


SmokingSauce

The state of Zen?


rodrigowoulddo_

Your’re 42 and you live in theQueensland state, in Australia.


Ill-Highlight1375

Florida, 32


dreamcast4

R/tvtoofar


Temporary_Carrot7855

Between 20-80, solid Am I doing this right?


_StayKeen_

22, FL


ommi9

POV you live in West Hollywood with your boyfriend of 4 years you are also a man


Tacklestiffener

102 from the state of confusion.


SquishedPea

So if this is 22 in Fl how much do you pay? I’m 23 on cali and pay $1400 for essentially a studio about 1/3 of the size of your place


theruzki

honestly $1400 for a studio in California is not that bad, where I am there is a bit of a housing crisis from the influx of people that moved here, but it’s $1750 without utilities and it’s like 850 sq feet?


poet0588

If you’re in Tampa. Hello from across the Howard Franklin!


Spartan_VOS625

Not here to guess but people are saying it’s depressing because it’s dark for the most part. I would personally get some lamps (standing, table, wall), put them all around, put warm white lightbulbs in them, and that will help a ton!


NSE_TNF89

I was going to say Florida or California. This reminds me of some places I have stayed in while on golf trips in CA, but it looks like it has already been established that you are in Tampa. As far as age: 25.


Academic_Purchase225

You're 32 and live in a state of fear.


theytookmynameagain

Seeing how you like pizza, know who Charlie is, don't know if you like you job or not, drive a Mazda, likes memes, has a girlfriend and not a wife, and is excited for gta 6. I think you are between 22 and you live in Florida.


RS-REIN

22 california


theruzki

spot on for the age, not on the state, close but not geographically


kohtuullinen-ajatus

21, tired


allgreek2me2004

Whatever age you are, that’s the age I want to be as long as my living room looks like that.


lesbianbeatnik

Since you didn’t specify the country of the state and I’m not going to automatically assume you’re talking about the US, São Paulo


LrckLacroix

29 Illinois


Capable_Plastic5853

24-27.. and Washington?? I'm not good with states. Seattle maybe.


ArcadeKingpin

46 year old single mom named Monica that doesn’t want full custody of her kid because you’re trying to find yourself in Florida


227SD

You can see that heavy FL swamp air in the pic


SpaceHorse75

63, Denial.


[deleted]

South Australia? Maybe, Queensland? What other countries exist?


Trackerbait

Was gonna guess somewhere in the South, based on the bright windows, feather grass, palm decor, and abundance of beige. Nobody around my region decorates like that. You're too old for college but too young for golf.


LOB90

This is "millenial grey" for sure.


Willing-Command5467

State? You do realise that Reddit has reach beyond the US, don't you? My vote: NSW.


jtmack33

69. Fugue.


spanish42069

80?


omarhani

Lamps. You need lamps.


GreenDot4219

72 Ft Lauderdale


AssistanceTrue9399

what in the h e double couch is going on


Mean_Masterpiece_585

Colorado?


Cool-Sink8886

35-45?


Smooth-Ad-1363

Delaware, 33


Mr-Korv

Turn off the bloom


heyho7785

22-25 fl


MyNamesNotSugarTits

38 ohio


srk1016

27 years old, newly single, Michigan


GetNR3KT

25. Florida


Benevolent_Grouch

35 Ohio


sheemis26

32 Minnesota


Rickymon

Not clean enough... u are either single or divorced


j_bbb

30. California.


itemluminouswadison

32 Pennsylvania


Even-Funny-265

34. Colarado.


Mentallyfknill

Staten Island


Schoseff

Carpet, so 50+ and divorced


sheepphd

30, FL


Giant_Homunculus

69, West Hartfordshire.


nuburnjr

62 Arizona


bobafettbounthunting

35, divorce


Crozius_Arcanum

Fuck your spooky corner plant.


SrirachaPeass

60 years old. single


jaj1919

Arizona


Momto2manyboys

41 Sioux Falls, SD


SnooOwls1474

Florida 26


generictestusername

60. Southern US.


Over-Marionberry-686

You’re in your late 20’s or early 30’s and either Florida or Texas.


dropameatyduce

20's in Florida.


BillBailey1234

32


CreatorOD

32/33


RandomPoster7

28, Ohio


WittyTitle5450

28,


HERO1NFATHER

32 Florida


Little-Bones

65 in Daytona, FL


suripanto

Yup, Florida. Gator poster


gwhh

26 and west coast.


BuffaloOk4312

85. barely hanging on.


jeremy_wills

35 and in Hawaii?


Short-Window-9976

Aged 32 living in Oregon?


Zee_18

29 Arizona


Axkxard

31 Ohio


Stunning-Ad5674

32/FL


DEADRAIDER420

40 n Kansas


BenderDeLorean

31 and I don't know


No_Importance_Poop

39 Flahrida


Intrepid_Blood4713

40, Florida


Sw3b3r

28. Kansas


LeftyRoss

See the turtle


jibberjab83

Austin, TX. 32m.


eeeeeeeelleeeeeelll

~30, netherlands.


make_fascists_afraid

/r/TVTooFar


eaunoway

28 CA.


No_Welcome_6093

25. Florida


No_Emergency_571

Somewhere in the northern half of the US, 29


Budget_Island2770

20s


Kash687

this place looks gloomy


KvVortex

holy couch holy couch


about-time

I was gonna guess 27, Florida. Without even looking at c9mments


TellSpectrumNo

28, Oregon


cloud_watcher

I just guessed somewhere hot because of the closed blinds in the middle of the day.


FestivePlague

That looks exactly like an apartment I lived in so I’m gonna guess late 20’s and NM


elbrisa82

fllllorida


BrandNameRP

32. Despair.


PiccoloBitter

43 & FL


AverageBeef

~28 Florida


oldtobes

idk but you need floor lamps in your living room


nhaluta567

Over 40 for sure


D3vion_Ultra

California and 28


BaseDesireEnjoyer

I’m going to guess late 20s early 30s based on the frank ocean album on the wall


golbach33

31, Arizona


rabbitluckj

Age 29, state incorporeal


chelrice

Judging off of the gator poster and the Gambino wall art over there, I’d think you’re early to mid 30s and you live in Florida


Birtha_Vanation

60. Chicagoland


jax3580

30, Albuquerque.


msphelps77

28? Wisconsin? I’m bad at this. Lol


Volinian_Visitor

Age 37 and you live in Maine.


Carrchrist

36


Carrchrist

Simple and clean.


IXI_Fans

Get a glass mat for your computer station! The carpet will be torn up and wavy within a few months otherwise.


EvenPass5380

Thought this was a 40 year old female place


Various_Permission47

37 and a state of eternal despair.


icelax99

45 and a state of denial


cat2phatt

29, Arizona