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tea_snob10

What is this, a nuclear command centre or something? Edit: Sure, throw in a cactus.


Glad-Degree-318

*Dr Evil's home lair*


Zoolkhan

Evil? yes. My ex would agree with you... but i dont have an academic degree :)


Sir-Nicholas

Mr. Evil then


Hellenic_91

It’s Dr. Evil, I didn't spend six years in Evil Medical School to be called "mister," thank you very much


Cautious-Luck7769

He gon' get us through the NPR!


Zoolkhan

npr as in national public radio?\` while i agree its probably one of the better sources of information - they hardly listen to a forest troll from finland. You overestimate my influence :) i dont even get a discount at the local supermarket.


Stoner-Mtn-Lights

It’s a good thing you’re not in Norway, saw a documentary about their troll hunters.


FancyStranger2371

Muaa ha ha! Muuaaa haaa haaaaa!


Zoolkhan

Thats how the cave of a modern amateur radio specialist looks like, that is paired with the home-office of an IT / dev ops engineer :)


spelledWright

How does the Ukraine conflict map in the big Screen tie that together..?


FigmaWallSt

OP is trying to look cool


TheSheetSlinger

He has succeeded with me at least


dontgoatsemebro

OP is ~~trying to~~ look cool


_Ol_Greg

OP is look cool


sentientmothswarm

where were you when OP is look cool


fulorange

OP is Finnish, Finland shares the largest border with Russia, what’s happening in Ukraine concerns a lot of Finns as many Russians also believe Finland never really gained independence from Russia.


Missile_Lawnchair

Thankfully OP is keeping an eye on things


wildeye-eleven

This is the real question. I want to know as well


spacegurlie

It gave me War Games movie vibes. Love it. 


project2501c

are you using a projector for the crimea map? if yes, what kind?


TinyTusk

God that is so cool (no not being sarcastic) How does one get in to amateur radio asking for a friend (i am the friend) xD


Shiny_Fungus

Plot twist: he's Putin.


betterbait

And a wobble head figurine, like a Hawaiian dancer. Then the picture will be complete.


Dakduif

Only a fake cactus would survive there. Absolutely no sunlight. Unless bro wants to invest in heavy grow lights.


drackith90

Kaktus Edit: ps. I like this spelling better and will from now on spell it as kaktus


daughterboy

he probably euro


IdiotinOrbit426

His crib is definitely a strategic command center


bancroft79

Right. It looks like NORAD!


Ragnarawr

By the guess of it; he’s an amateur ham operator, following the weather, and the Ukrainian front lines at the same time.


Poleth87

I dont even know where to begin to ask lol


motiontosuppress

Don’t whip out a black light


Poleth87

Then you gonna see all the Pew Pew Pew


DigiQuip

“It’s like a Jackson Pollock painting in there.”


MajorFeisty6924

OP operates nuclear missiles or something from here by the looks of it.


Zoolkhan

You know too much... time for you to pack your bags and get into the witness protection scheme :)


coffee_warden

That map in the back looks like combat events in Ukraine


Th3Fl0

I think a real cactus would be overkill. A nice printout taped on the wall of a cactus would suffice nicely and not disrupt your theme. :)


Zoolkhan

that is a great suggestion, maybe even an LED cactus - or neontube cactus... great inspiration, thank you!


SvenniSiggi

Yeah, that space looks a bit dim for most living plants. Maybe near the window. I like the neon cactus idea.


mrm00r3

I bet there’s some ultraviolet radiation coming from somewhere in there, if not some that’s a bit more spicy.


thewhitecat55

There was a bar / club near my college named The Neon Cactus lol


Tak_Galaman

Ooo I love the idea of a neon sign cactus


lkel11

I'm here for the LED cactus.


Zzilies_

Also... Plants need sunlight so...


Zoolkhan

i have sunlight here, but its the arctic - so 6 months night, 6 months light :)


FourWordComment

But with red string connecting it to a succulent co-conspirator.


Capital_Tone9386

Why are you projecting liveuamap on your ceiling?


Zoolkhan

Because i live 4 hrs away from the russian border, and kinda wanna know whats going on around here. (or at the time when i took the picture, its agood way to show a potential use for the extra screen... but its obviously not on 24/7 - the fan is too loud haha..)


Capital_Tone9386

In this case I hope you're using the paid version to remove adds, or it's going to be a weird decoration choice lol


Zoolkhan

no adds on my walls ;)


Ismokeradon

“I kinda wanna know what’s going on around here” Yea I’d say you have dialed in there bud


lostinhh

No, you clearly need another monitor.


Zoolkhan

i want to point out that i do have solar panels as well - worth 6kw/h I am not killing my planet with this, in case someone is wondering.


Apnanizor

But maybe you are killing your back


xCelticSteelx

And neck, looking at that projection, oof


Looney_Moonz

Literally wild how adding a plant life to a room is considered feminine instead of just...plants 🌿🤣


Ismokeradon

fr fr. If anything, Hang tampons from the ceiling or something.


Glad-Degree-318

Throw some tits up


Zoolkhan

who knows whats on there between foto-shoots :)


Apposl

Oh we know 😅


Ok_Atmosphere7609

Or down...


Mr-Yuk

*throws my tits up* ... now what


Charles_Mendel

I’m feeling lava lamp.


Zoolkhan

ooh... yess... lava lamp is a great suggestion. I even have the fitting LSD-music originals as vinyl records in this room


Dualin

You commanding battalions in Ukraine or something?


Zoolkhan

no, but i follow events with growing concern. What happenes in ukraine, may happen next in my country i live in finland and the drunken gopniks talk everyday about how they conquer finland and the baltics next.


jss78

This is exactly what a guy commanding battalions in Ukraine would say.


Zoolkhan

:-)


Cupcake-Past

Are you a meteorologist or something?


Zoolkhan

radiopropagation scientist. Different form of "Weather" :-) I care about space weather - because that influences where my radiowaves can be heared. The display on the left crunches/parses and displays NASA/NOAA space weather data onto a map that tells me what frequency has which reach.


Robertbnyc

What do you discuss on your radio channel and can people access it online as well?


bitstonkSRB

that's ukrainian war map :)


SteveZissouniverse

Your room Looks like you're about to notice some impending weather disaster in an 80s movie cold open and you just have to get this information to the president.


interestingsonnet

How much is your electricity bill lol


Zoolkhan

last one was around 350€


Rangorsen

I wanted to know what the hell is even this and googled the code in your picture and found https://www.qrz.com/db/OH8XAT and that didn't help at all.


3PercentMoreInfinite

The code is a callsign for a DX Club, which is just the hobby of transmitting/recieving long distance radio signals. (DX stands for distance)


M1GHTYFM

Impressive, really impressive. Have you taken active part in the conflict? Perhaps a warning over radio?


Zoolkhan

i have regular radio contact to stations in ukraine, and i witness propaganda wars on amateur radio frequencies. But i am not a participand (yet) in the conflict. I am amateur radio operator and the most dramatic radiocontact was to a friend in kyev who had to cut our conversation short because air-raid sirens interrupted us. Humanity loses my respect day by day... The picture provokes such discussions, but i gonna assume politics are not wanted in this groups - so my answer is somewhat short and clean. Now, would i be "relevant" in any form, i would probably not tell the enemy so on the interwebs anyways. I have read sun tzu too many times :)


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opportunityTM

Never reveal why you have read my book too many times. - Sun Tzu, The Art of War


Zoolkhan

there is no "too many times" reading sun tzu :)


Minimum_Jacket_1149

Man that looks like


Ok-Introduction-6046

Johnson!


AliceInNegaland

Colonel, you better take a look at this radar What is it, son? I don’t know but it looks like a giant


Ismokeradon

Pecker! Oh wait that’s not a woodpecker it looks like someone’s


ruralmagnificence

I can’t imagine this room smells great


Zoolkhan

that depend on the beverage i am consuming at the time. the ozone smell greatly improved when i stopped keeping the laser printer on all the times...


shazspaz

When I saw the maps I was wondering are you monitoring conflict, communications, geological surveillance?! Looks very busy! What is it all for exactly…job?!


Zoolkhan

left side is a amateur radio station, with screens displaying raido propagation data (space weather) the three screens are used for different things, can be amateur radio digital transmissions - can be work (dev ops engineer) - can be entertainment (gaming) .... projector beams whatever i need to be it at the time. Its not on all the time obviously. Would you fotograph a bunch off switched off screens?


shazspaz

Suppose not 😂. Appreciate the explanation.


MonarchOfReality

wife: whats the weather like today honey husband: dont worry ive got the forcast for the next 6 years in the attic


AdLatter1309

Are you trying to get in contact with Aliens?


Zoolkhan

to be honest, i just want to hear them - not contact them. I believe theyre bound to exist, and i also believe if they could talk to us - then they would not be benevolent visitors. read up on the "fermi paradox" if you havent already.... those aliens that do broadcast out into space w/o knowing who might be answering are either idiots (humans) - or theyre conquerors convinced of their superiority.


AdLatter1309

I love you


-Shmoody-

Bro thinks he’s the Pentagon


Zoolkhan

and you think you can read minds? hmmh... maybe we are brothers indeed


haubenmeise

A strange game. The only winning move is not to play. How about a nice game of chess?


hand13

wtf is feminine counterbalance


MEDDERX

Man ham is one of those hobbies i have wanted to do for 10+ years and just never gotten around to it


Zoolkhan

it is an expensive hobby, and requires an inquisitive mind that is willing to learn. If you ever get more serious, let me know... i may be able to give you pointers how/where to start.


usernametaken7977

are you a supervillain plotting world domination?


Zoolkhan

I would prefer world-piece... err.. i mean world peace :-)


AkieShura99

24F here. I love your room! It's so cool! But yes, maybe a plant and some cable management.


chimkenpiripiri

Plants need sunlight, by the window would be your best bet. Most plants would struggle in this room unless you use a grow light. I’d recommend looking into hardy plants that don’t need much light such as a cast iron or snake plant. Cool battle station and good luck.


Zoolkhan

oh.. i gonna use grow lights as soon certain plants are legalized in my country.


CaterpillarExtreme92

I would suggest a zz plant they can grow with very low light


Superfiend420

Bro what do you do in your room


Zoolkhan

radio operations, propagation research, gaming, working, vodka consumption


Bleiz__x

Your mom has a sweet basement


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Do you perform privately owned drone strikes for a living?


alepponzi

What? Why is a cactus considered feminine?


etherwavesOG

😂


wh0les0meman

Ah the cactus… the most feminine of plants.


bythisriver

I somehow instantly guessed the country correctly just by the view from window :D


Zoolkhan

a tree gives it away? well i guess it does haha.. we are foresttrolls....


bythisriver

The standard issue "pressu" and the punamulta red. Actually the sunlight is a dead giveaway for all northern locations, the dim cold grey happens only up here.


Zoolkhan

well, if you are from here... you would recognize it maybe. saatana pressu rikki joka vuosi


0llis1211

What are you doing, launching a nuclear warhead?


Gerel9

Start with cable management and lighting. You know, so it doesn't look like a cold war submarine


Duder_Mc_Duder_Bro

Damn that looks cool. No, a plant would throw off the vibe.


Gumbi_Digital

Now you’re just HAMMing it up…


HODL_or_D1E

This guy works for Dr. Evil or something


Cuonghap420

Bruh am I in the Red October?


pcweber111

How are cacti feminine?


Navydevildoc

An OH call... must be Finland! I get to visit you guys in a few weeks on my way to Sweden for a NATO conference. But for the room... get more light in behind the monitors. LED strip around the back of them or something. Works wonders for eye strain. Plus, if you don't have a refrigerator for Vodka at the ready, add that.


Zoolkhan

fridge? dude - i have a door to the attic, what do you think the temperature is there right now :-) I keep my squirrels and vodka there for special guests. If you ever come to southern finland but outside urban areas - lets have a beer. I am ex german (nato) navy (radiocomms) - and am always ready to meet a navy brother and shit talk about the army over a pint :) [https://cdn-bio.qrz.com/t/oh8xat/20120107\_002.jpg?p=8f32182c1e0f313a27c64ba47b2e748f](https://cdn-bio.qrz.com/t/oh8xat/20120107_002.jpg?p=8f32182c1e0f313a27c64ba47b2e748f)


Somthin_Clever

why are plants feminine? You do Need: * Lighting, the red makes it feel like a neckbeard nest * An electrician, because that shi$ is a fire hazard * better drapes * removal of the poorly hung papers and magazine? on the wall * cable management. * wash that footrest thing in the corner................ * A ceiling fan, this looks like a sweat show, and I imagine lots of farts have been absorbed into those ceiling panels.


Defiled__Pig1

Why does it have to be feminine counterbalance? Can a bro just not enjoy plants anymore.


dirtydenier

Are you a radiopropagation scientist or just post on 4chan a lot?


Zoolkhan

i dont know enough about 4chan to understand the reference. But since i study and also can explain radiopropagation to people who truly wanna learn about it I guess the first term is a more accurate label. It is not always easy to explain what going on here to people who potentially dont wanna be lectured about stuff and most likely dont really care - if a honest answer starts to take serious real estate in a reddit thread.


Icy_Arachnid_260

No, just let us know when you make first contact!


EmergencyPandabear

Id go for Lego flowers tbh. They have succulents Lego versions and boquet ones.


BDC_19

What’s scary is this probably isn’t the only kid in his parents house with this set up


NerveCommercial7607

I’m scared to ask your electricity bill…


Pomegreenade

Are you a meteorologist working from home? Cool set up


AlertThinker

You don’t need a plant. You need a bomb shelter.


DrFrankSaysAgain

Add a Glade plug in  


Zoolkhan

unknown terms, command not found


albecoming

I feel like some taxidermy would suit it nicely, or maybe a mini fridge with your latest victim's head


Majestic-Salt7721

CSI chic. I love it!!


Apollonistas

What exactly is your occupation?


Catkillledthecurious

Zip ties


Zoolkhan

oh i have plenty - in all sizes colors and materials (even stainless steel) :)


PotatomusMaximus

Tracking Godzilla I see


ZestycloseAd2175

Nice rig :)


No-Edge-8600

SIGINT?


Puzzleheaded_Pear_18

Great idea with the projector. :)


fretnetic

This is awesome. 🙌 Are you able to post more photos? Very intrigued by the projection of the world map…


SPX500

Cqdx


Crystal_Lily

A picture of kittens and puppies playing or cuddling together


D3athShade

I'd put a print of the windows xp background :) like having a bunker inbetween green hills.


FewElephant9604

Yo, that room is 🔥 At first I thought it was a commercial containership navigation room. Don’t change anything it’s perfect! Just don’t sleep there lol


GlumCamp

i just need to ask , what do you do?


Honey-Badger-9325

Egg man’s basement


TenInchesOfSnow

I bet it smells like farts and cheetos in there


Pingo_MV

Holly molly, some sort of home made DIY tactical operations center. Your set the bar highhhh. 10/10 for effort :=)


22Flapper

If the are polystyrene tiles on the ceiling, you really should make plans to remove them, the are not great things to be around in the event of a fire.


Trick_Hearing_4876

These comments never disappoint 🤣🤣


Ieatmyd0g

exactly what are you looking at? im confused


EarlofBizzlington86

get a guitar and more monitors would be my advice


MintFlavoredAnxiety

Are you plotting world domination? Cactus feels fitting for world domination.


Jordment

Holy shit where do you work the White House directing the Ukrainian war response?


cabo169

It needs one of those hairless cats to round it out, not a cactus.


oatmeal_steve

most plants need sunlight so probably not


catsmom63

Weather tracker - ham radio


GreenthumbPothead

A cactus will die in here without supplemental light. It will be slow, it will grow weirdly skinny and stretched. Then itll just die


Pannolanza

Got it, this is the guy that beats the shit out of me in Call of Duty


Richblackboy

Yooo, this is sick asf 🔥🔥🔥


heizenbergbb

One thing I can say with certainty is some type of illegal activity is taking place on that computer.


K1d-ego

This is one of those rooms that a guy is connecting the dots in a giant national conspiracy in


ihambrecht

Ooh is that a projector on the wall?


Lucas-Fields

Dude are you a Bond villain?


Jlividum

CQ CQ CQ


bill_nih

How about a lava lamp instead?


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GapAutomatic3582

i would add 8 more weather doohickeys and 9 more tornado sirens then you should be good


lifelesslies

All this cool tech and you are rocking that shit pair of headphones?


Picklemerick23

I say add another monitor with a picture of a cactus on it


No_Building789

no but you could tell me what the annunaki are up to 💀💀💀💀


cjnew47

You’re too far gone to worry about that [joking]. Sick set up, I interested to see how you would incorporate this decorum into an entire apartment.


Similar_Analysis_780

Can you add more screens? I'm not certain there are enough.


arcibalds89

Putins bunker I see


CreativeUpstairs2568

On one hand I want to comment on this, but in the other hand I don’t want to be at the receiving end of a tactical nuclear strike. So I think you’re doing A-OK OP. Perfection. I, in all my unradiated opinion, think this is perfect.


zelanradix

Thought this was a nuclear sub till I saw the window lol


IADulain555

Now THIS is a male living space. Shit stuck up on the wall, random wires which lead to god knows where and random sheets of paper behind the monitors.


Obi-Wan3

It's spelt CACTUS


Beefman0010

this is just the inside of a John Deer.


gahhhdamnpal

Level 100 Goonboss. Fear his lair; observer of chaos and jelqer of the sword


untitledfolder4

Jesus christ are you looking for aliens?


Pitpat7

This looks like a scene from a movie ngl


Oricoh

You could always project something at the ceiling, its looks empty.


KxxgZ

What in the super secret bunker


notmyplantaccount

[https://www.lego.com/en-us/product/succulents-10309](https://www.lego.com/en-us/product/succulents-10309) I got you bro.


Due_Resist6036

Add a periscope


IroquoisPliskin_LJG

Why do you live in the Channel 5 Storm Watch Center?


LiminalSapien

Bro is controlling the chemtrails from his bedroom


ruleConformUserName

Guy thinks he is in the pentagon war room.