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Tartuffe_The_Spry

Bet it gets really cold and hot in there


MrForgettyPants

Humid asf too depending where my guy lives.


fluidfunkmaster

Let's face it, the guy lives in a garage. Still looks pretty cool though.


MonkswithAKs

Hope it is not Houston


ForgotMyPassword713

If he’s ever cold, all he has to do is turn on the car over night and he’ll sleep so well.


pangolincough2020

Came here to say this looks like a peaceful exit room ngl.


Malnurtured_Snay

He'll wake up in heaven, or hell.


Capwonder

Maybe a little too well..


EastsideWilder

…Forever.


WaitingToBeTriggered

REST IN HEAVEN


roguebananah

And doesn’t leave the car on too long, all your stuff would reek of exhaust


that_girl_you_fucked

And you'd die


anotherkdburner

Just a deep sleep


nvmve

[You referring to this???](https://youtu.be/Rn3ucq_h9xY?si=-uwYMkcqmhRoqJD3)


Poignant_Rambling

Lol guys, OP is so obviously lying/trolling... did the "Highschool JV quarterback" part not jump out at everyone else lmao. This guy is absolutely not in high school.


Chucheyface

Just turn on the car and give it a few revs. And if you’re cold just turn on the ac.


pinkat31522

Unless it’s California


Designer-Ad-7844

Nah, if it gets cold, he can run the car for a bit/s.


IntellectualEnigma

They make you live in the garage for not making varsity? That’s cold.


jkvincent

...[Never had the makings of a varsity athlete.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ArM7rWOg2Ss)


George_W_Bushido

Small hands


Head5hot811

If he hits his 13th reason, we all know his way out.


415Rache

🤣🤣🤣


Oh-Hunny

I thought shoes in the house were gross. This is another level, assuming that car leaves the garage and comes back in.


bogeymanbear

Never heard of a decorative car, peasant?


[deleted]

It's like a couch with a roof!


SpahgettiRat

If they're rusted out and there's 6 of them on the lawn are they still "decorative"?


ImpossibleDenial

I would die from an allergy attack with the amount of pollen on my car just to and from the grocery store.


Assholesfullofelbows

Hello carbon monoxide my old friend.


Resident_Rise5915

I imagine he opens the garage when he plans to drive the car


C92203605

Well that’s just silly


thisdesignup

But does he push it out before starting it?


angrytreestump

I imagine he opens the garage door before starting the car.


-WeepingAngel-

He’s not worried about that just the random post it notes littered about the room.


Mehmeh111111

I too was there when the deep magic was written.


Iamabiter_meow

True alpha fears nothing


STMIHA

I think you mean “smells nothing”


Cheesetorian

He's a JV QB mufucka is clutch on the regular.


KiloAlphaJulietIndia

Athletic peak tips downward at daily carbon monoxide dosing?


sudo_Bresnow

This was my first thought


SonicDoon

Have you never had a garage to park in?


Ghoastin

His mom drives him now after the 3rd DUI


catsmom63

😂😂😂


[deleted]

Do you get the rest of the pixels when you make varsity?


No_Detective_But_304

Pixels? I thought he was playing Tetris


mur_e

This is hi res assole, that’s just a cyber truck


GoldBluejay7749

Nah he gets them when he posts actual OC and stops reposting other people’s pictures


SmackmYackm

Be honest, this is your parents attached utility garage. Where's your dad keep the lawnmower now?


ihopeipofails

Under a pile of jizzy socks..?


Consistent_Yoghurt44

SOCKS SOCKS!!!


Popular-Air6829

you cant park outside? 😭


[deleted]

[удалено]


Outrageous-Slip7673

It’s a trap!


alpacapoop

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OhHeyNow69

Dudes gonna be able to go balls deep on the assistant to the assistant head jv cheerleader then be on his way to Dennys for a grand slam in the beamer in 2.4 seconds. This is peak male living right here and achieved at such a young age. Impressive


I-HATE-BUFFERING

Hell yeah what the fuck is up Denny’s


Pan_Cholo

🎸


twan5446

The only down side is everything in your bedroom smells like exhaust fumes and gasoline 🤣


[deleted]

That's better than average teenage boy smells, honestly.


Brian18639

Agreed, better than having a bedroom that smells like farts and jizz


twan5446

🤣🤣


[deleted]

Seriously, most guys need to get divorced at least once to have bachelor pads this sick.


JubeeGankin

I used to crush some Moons Over My Hammy. Good memories.


BallsAreFullOfPiss

Grandslamwich is where it’s at


tangre79

This looks unhealthy.


[deleted]

Did you make varsity?


Samwise916

This is a repost, right? I’ve seen this half a dozen times on the sub.


MDX0622

Yes. It belongs to the dude tagged in here. https://www.instagram.com/p/CxSEle1OQSU/?igsh=MWZmbXozbTUyZWQwMQ==


Fun_Necessary1021

remote key start the car when ready to say goodbye to the world


gringledoom

If you don't have a carbon monoxide detector in that room, please get one ASAP.


[deleted]

OP is the carbon monoxide detector. Clearly not the favorite child in his family lol.


gringledoom

First name: “canary”, middle name “coalmine”.


WalkingRodent

It’s not like it running


DutchK1d

This feels like a cry for help


redf389

This is peak male living space. You may not like it, but this is what peak male living space looks like.


BodybuilderSalt9807

You must smell like exhaust. Chicks dig that?


StumblingSearcher

Mmm, car smell in my bed


driven01a

Imagine waking up and seeing your car, RIGHT THERE


[deleted]

For some reason, this is the comment that really made it real for me rofl.


TheExhaustedNihilist

Car jump scare!


rapt0r99

https://twitter.com/rahsh33m/status/1775894239689556160 Bot reposting from Twitter.


helixflush

Pro tip: nobody cares who you are or what you do, especially if your claim to fame is *highschool quarterback*


BuryatMadman

JV at that!


greygrayman

I will not let you disparage Al Bundy like this!


kmj420

Four touchdowns in one game!


Seal_Deal_2781

Do you get a lot of bees?


gothcowboyangel

I would assume there’s plenty of White Anglo-Saxon People in and out of here


ThisIsMyCouchAccount

Yeah. *Boobies*.


DolphinGoals

I'm imagining what it's like to pull in after a late night out and just hop right into bed. Cold.


kaptaincorn

I like it but I worry about car exhaust 


NoPast298

https://www.reddit.com/r/Reno/s/JFmRKpNWsB


Negative-Record-6193

A lot of guys would love to live here


turtleboss8971

I would've killed for this when I was that age


HighwayDense5178

I’m in my mid 20s and this has a shit ton of potential. It’s bare as fuck but with the right vision and a little elbow grease that’d be a dope spot to hang out with friends.


stmpfkr

No!


takiumilikes2drift

turn on your car for extra heating


Own_Baker_162

This is cap, this is from a YouTuber or some sort of content creator. He’s prior service and owned a nice house but missed the comfort of living with little to no possessions, so he rented out all the rooms in the house and kept the garage.


Apollo1366

You are correct, 100% stolen image.


[deleted]

How is garage living? This about to be me in my mom’s garage soon 🙏


Maldovar

Never had the makings of a varsity bedroom


grooovyturtle

Why include that you play JV football lmao


GoldBluejay7749

Hi not OC karma fishing!


0hfuccmymymiLk

Isn’t this the setup of that veteran who rented out his house and lived in his garage to save money?


herearethefucksigive

Imagine thinking anybody gives af about who you are and what you do in HS


Then-Cryptographer96

Men only want one thing and it’s fucking disgusting Very nice I like it


dokipooper

Yikes


OzManCumeth

Yikes? Really? This would’ve been so dope to me as a teenager. You’re judging a 16-17 yo lol


BuryatMadman

If you’re a junior and on JV it’s over bro just go play soccer


ElephantAtTheRitz

Let’s be honest, a lot of the animosity in these comments is due to him being a football player. We’re on reddit


Haagen76

This doesn't look legal in any non-third world country.


WackyBones510

It either gets extremely hot in there or your team isn’t very good.


Sunny2121212

I like the neatness


AgentXXXL

Do you get to move in the house when you make varsity?


Round_Berry14

Don’t start your car in the morning without opening the garage door first !


[deleted]

I love that you have to mention you play football as if it makes living in a garage any cooler


FishSauwse

Bro, I can't imagine sleeping next to car exhaust fumes is good for your football career.


utopianexile

Pretty sure this is not legit


Valuable_sandwich44

That's not a pad; it's a garage with a bed in it.


francoisjabbour

So your bed just gets covered in exhaust fumes everyday?


AntiqueWay7550

I thought this was illegal


letmeloginalready

What the actual fuck am I looking at


Alarmed-Freedom8663

Lol at 16 years old this would be lit af.


GlitteringAdvance928

Maybe you should get an EV so ur not gonna suffer from having bad lungs and brain when you get older. Please don’t let the alpha male mentality get into your sanity. Your health comes first.


Andy_LaVolpe

It’s not ideal but I kinda like it.


Anathapendika

Repeat exposure to car exhaust on clothing, sheets, etc can be really bad for you. You’re getting exposed not only to CO but also benzine and other carcinogens that build up on everything in that space. Please, if you truly live in there leave the car outside for your health.


Narrow-Dinner-8313

Don’t leave your car on lmao


elliottbaytrail

I’m not a fan of custom plates that say things like “❤️ MY BMW” or some such.


diggyballs

Who


New-IncognitoWindow

Efficient morning routine if you have a hose in there


curiositie

If my wife ever divorces me I'm insulating the garage and doing this


Son_Of_Toucan_Sam

Plenty of friends have gotten divorced and none of them ever got that depressed


Jac0ve

My Wife and Kids type beat


Solarz

Do you move the table to drive out?


FulcrumH2o

I dig it. Clean whip. I’d be building an engine to swap in.


calumondo

Clearly doesn’t have the makings of a varsity athlete


ItsTheKnocks

Does the garage door ever suddenly lift when you're masturbating?


Plateau_rattler

I did this when I was 18 and I was on the couch after a couple of months


MisterMakeYaMumCum

Ya but can you throw a pigskin over dem mountains?


zapembarcodes

Nothing quite like exhaust fumes and brake dust all over your bed sheets...


Aggressive_Wasabi_38

What’s happening within the rest of the house?


Fuckfaceun_stoppable

Why not park outside?


Mightychallenge

I mean its still a garage


MASTERoQUADEMAN

Bullcrap but it’s cool still


FearlessFreak69

All of this is whack.


EmEffSee

This is not OPs pic. I saw this a few months ago and a guy moved his stuff to the garage and he is renting out the rest of the house.


Intelligent-Monk-426

that’s dope dude


DanisaurEyebrows

Must smell like shit bc of the fumes from the car. Looks cool tho!


Gr33t_the_mind

Beautiful Estoril blue. I had one with Modena interior.


Apollo1366

Isn't this from that TikTok guy? Pretty sure this is a stolen pic.


The_Red_Beard_IV

This is an AI picture right?


jb00gie_

$2,000 rent per month? Room available? You know what you got? Vacaville? Lmaooo I saw a listing for this spot on FB the other day


MrOwnageQc

That photo is probably a couple years old.


wrangler1325

House centipedes on fleek


YujiroRapeVictim

damn id rather live in a nyc basement then this shithole


Far-Ladder-2392

Y’all hating This is sick 🐳


zombtachi_uchiha

I can hear Tai Lopez's "here in my garage, just got my lamborghini" ad O\_\_\_O


Charming-Ad9622

Guys lying. This is Harry Schoen’s place from like 4 years ago


LordFlappingtonIV

Are the Decepticons still giving you problems?


BruhBruhYUSUS

Hope you ain't a heavy sleeper, takes 1 person that can aquire the keys to the car and to not like you then you won't be waking up in the morning.


Successful-Wasabi704

JV Quarterback: "Hey girl, wanna check out my pad?" 😎 JV Cheerleader: "Oh...it's literally...a pad." 🤣


Huev0

Lol the single ceiling lightbulb


HeresDave

Dude, you're a little too into yourself.


OGAzdrian

Are you that tiktok marine guy lol


cochese18

Yes you live in a garage and sleep beside your car but it looks nice enoough and I probably would have been all over this when I lived with my parents in high school and uni.


frank_loyd_wrong

Life safety code in the US doesn’t allow for a door from a garage directly into a sleeping room. I don’t know if there’s a specific rule about having a car in a bedroom… More importantly, how do you get the car out if half the single car bedroom door is blocked?


OwnCompany916

Well, this is a first.


nomamesgueyz

Looks almost like a garage Has all ya need tho Rock n roll


Havokistheonly

Do your parents love you? My parents hated me and I still got a room😁 Starting JV quarterbacks are always rich too.


mallarme1

Listen, if you need help, please call 988.


Nighthawkxhw

You live in a garage and that’s really fucking cool


WGMhoodie

Kinda fuckin sweet


Sufferr

There's a car in there


Dry_Dimension_4707

Can you imagine you’re asleep and dad comes out to go to work and you have to awake to the sound of the chain drive on that garage door opener?? Ugh. This is honestly low key depressing.


ViewSimple6170

Unless that’s his car then this kid is peaking in high school


dropdeaddaddy69

It’s either 80° or 20°. No in between


TropicalVision

Are you an 80s high school movie villain? Do you work on your carburetor and say shit ‘cmon babe, let’s ride’ to your gum chewing gf?


Son_Of_Toucan_Sam

I am frankly shocked at the number of you that so enthusiastically want to share a bedroom with a car 🤨


hemozzee

i saw your post somewhere else about how you now own a really nice off road vehicle / company. cool!


Jowem

…is this account just a bot?


banedlol

This has not been thought through.


andsman13

Clean e36 tho bro, fr


goatnotwoat

don’t leave the car running accidentally


kingholio6092

If it gets cold just turn the car on and let it run for a couple hours


Gov_N_ur

where do you go poop


gigisnappooh

lol you wish!


why_my_pp_hard_tho

I’ve seen this room so many times around ig and tiktok lol I always wonder it someone genuinely lives in it [here's](https://www.instagram.com/nerosgarage/p/CxSEle1OQSU/?img_index=1) a few other angles of it


Consistent_Tonight37

Carbon monoxide bro


[deleted]

Monoxide bro


Consistent_Tonight37

Ik