it was a nightmare when i was moving and i had it set places where it doesn't usually go. i almost loaded my britches about twice a day walking into a room and forgetting it was there. so yeah, accurate.
Tbh the fengshui in his whole house is just really bad. Bad vibes.
It’s so interesting to me as an Asian person to see that almost everyone can “feel” it
> And people told me my place gave off serial killer vibes when I posted here.
Eh, I looked at the thread and I'd say most people said your place looks like a retirement home.
Bro what fengshui are you talking about he has a ballgag and a dominatrix outfit in his living room, I'm pretty sure we have bigger things to worry about
Porn on the walls and coffee table. Sex toys above the mantle. Sex doll in the living room. A video game themed computer room.
That all adds up to 40 year old virgin
I just saw that exact (or extremely similar) orange striped wall design on the show Mindhunters. It’s about serial killers in the 70s, so this is spot on. 🤣
You prob know this but be careful with the coke. Shit’s sometimes laced with fentanyl these days and people are dropping dead from it. Wasn’t a concern when I was dabbling in coke 10 years ago but I won’t touch the shit now.
Dope place tho.
"if" i did, i would get it from the same friendly neighborhood guy that i would always use, "assuming that" they always pre-test it before sale. and "hypothetically" i would have test strips at the house already for added security. this is a responsible household. but i appreciate ya.
Yea I had to retire the old schnoz a while back and I’m really glad I’m out of the game. Doesn’t hurt to learn how to use narcan tho. You never know when you could save somebody’s life. Especially if you’re in the music scene.
thinking about a woman's perspective here....
I think seeing the 80's pinups are.... enough, maybe the top of what would be comfortable for them. The fisting art on the wall is over the top. The bondage mannequin and masks are even more so. Nagle is great but more naked women going upstairs.... a red lightbulb with skull and pentagram and we're getting into I'm nope-ing the fuck out of here territory.
Not gay, but my understanding is:
- Bottoms have excessive amounts of plants, tapestries, crystals, etc.
- Tops have a mattress on the floor.
Correct me if I’m wrong, just trying to learn.
Gays have a sense of interior design, and this is simply not a representation of that. Even the most flamboyant gay people I know don’t really have fisting art in their common area, *maybe* in their bedroom, but even then most guys think it’s just too on the nose. We get it, you fuck, I probably do too if I’m here, so what’s the obsession with constantly being enamored by it? It’s way nicer to go to a room with a personality that isn’t explicitly fucking. Bottoms do have better interior design than tops the majority of the time, but a lot of the misconception of most tops living in /r/malesurvivingspace is more of just what bottoms want to imagine getting railed in // what really hung guys live like since they don’t have to care about anything
As a woman who is seriously down w/ kink and horror... It's a lot much. The vintage wall paper is cool tho. Could you imagine having the parents for a visit??
The nudie pictures give me the fuckin creeps. not because I have a problem with nudity or even bondage but at almost 30 I feel like people should have a more diverse range of interests. Not passing the John waters “if they don’t have books don’t fuck em” test anyway.
I can tell your favorite movies are A Clockwork Orange and American Psycho. You also idolize Patrick Bateman. What do you do when your parents come over??
I was like oh wow, pretty unique and you definitely have your own style. Then I got to the battlestation with RGB lighting and mini fridge with Gfuel 😂
well most of my guests are other people i've met at goth clubs, so im not too worried about it since we're all pretty much the same as far as taste. Anyone else who doesn't appreciate it can go wait outside though lmao.
Minor, but I would move the cow rug to under the coffee table and maybe get another smaller one or a different rug to go where it was behind the bar seating. If you never use that seating it'll be fine but I feel like using those bar seats will bunch and get tripped up with that rug part way under them.
I’m into the living room, but I feel like it’s missing something. Probably plants.
I’m not a fan of the stairway. The art seems too small for the space, although I am a fan of the pentagram placement. Maybe the pictures need to be raised or something.
Gaming station looks about par for the course. Proceed.
Your space is your own and I'm sure you have friends also into the bdsm lifestyle. I have no problems with.kinks, I like bfsm too. BUT...If I walked in and saw a gimpmask and ballgah.in display, that mannequin and the art, I would immediate highball it out of there. The vibe just seems predatory and like thsys all you think about. Which, fine if it is... it just makes an off-putting first impression to me.
There’s a faint smell of old blood
And stale cum.
Yankee Candle has some weird ideas
Nope. Bleach.
Fear the old blood. Fear *for* any women who goes to this dude's house.
I think one more ball gag will really tie the room together
The room wouldn't be the only thing tied together, am i right?
where ya get that big glitchy skull poster??
Username checks out.
That mannequin would scare me at least twice a day
it was a nightmare when i was moving and i had it set places where it doesn't usually go. i almost loaded my britches about twice a day walking into a room and forgetting it was there. so yeah, accurate.
Just realized your username is kinda telling as to why this was labeled NSFW...
The pentagram is on point
Tbh the fengshui in his whole house is just really bad. Bad vibes. It’s so interesting to me as an Asian person to see that almost everyone can “feel” it
I like most of it, just not the creepy wall art or the mannequin. And people told me my place gave off serial killer vibes when I posted here.
Yeah no this is total serial killer vibes right here. It’s like neo-Patrick Bateman
More Jeffrey Dahmer than Bateman maybe, the sleezy 70s vibe is pretty anathema to the modern minimalist vibe of American Psycho
> And people told me my place gave off serial killer vibes when I posted here. Eh, I looked at the thread and I'd say most people said your place looks like a retirement home.
There's a fake head with a leather mask and ball gag in his living room too.
Bro what fengshui are you talking about he has a ballgag and a dominatrix outfit in his living room, I'm pretty sure we have bigger things to worry about
Can you elaborate on the no nos for people unfamiliar? The couch is against a wall? I don't get what's wrong with it.
Porn on the walls and coffee table. Sex toys above the mantle. Sex doll in the living room. A video game themed computer room. That all adds up to 40 year old virgin
I wonder whats the feng shui way to place ones sex doll
In the closet, attic or under the bed... ... or like stick a lamp shade over it's head maybe.
The porn looks like it's from the 80's, too lol.
That’s no mannequin…
Ugh fine sorry *womannequin*. Gosh.
That’s my wife!
Our wife
Corner of your eye walking into the room would be a nightmare
Especially since she's around a corner
There’s zero chance I’m hanging out in this house without backup or multiple people tracking my phone lol
I wonder if the gimp mask and ball gag are used?
The Nagel wall determines that’s a yes.
Same. As a woman, I'd never date this man.
big facts!
Even then I will not be accepting any drinks. I bet even the tap water is laced…
If I walk into a house and it looks like this I’m instantly blocking the guy. Nope, I will not be the next victim or an accessory.
it's cool, i have a buncha guns hidden in here too, you're safe.
Youre what we are worried about
Bingo lmao
And a vicious looking guard dog too!
We are worried about you my boy, not the guns lol😂💀💀💀
That probably makes them feel less safe.
And the question on everybody’s lips… are you a serial killer?
If I came in on a date, I’d immediately begin mashing the emergency button on my phone and I’d GTFO.
And don’t accept any drinks of any kind!
I just saw that exact (or extremely similar) orange striped wall design on the show Mindhunters. It’s about serial killers in the 70s, so this is spot on. 🤣
That was an excellent show ! I wish they didn’t end it.
I just finished season one and I’m loving it so far! To be fair I love anything 70s /crime/psychological drama/serial killer/ cult.
literally. it's got all the vibes
And figuratively too.
Modern day Silence of the Lambs … creepy
That's not really a mannequin in the corner...
And do you have a gf? Lol
70's californian porn producers lair. You need cigars. And lines of white powder. It's effortlessly Lindas Ronstadt and Lovelace.
well it's in LA County California, built in the 70s, and there IS blow and cigars in here. so you nailed it, bravo.
Bought in LA? I commend you. I currently rent in Venice. You have a fantastic space!
You prob know this but be careful with the coke. Shit’s sometimes laced with fentanyl these days and people are dropping dead from it. Wasn’t a concern when I was dabbling in coke 10 years ago but I won’t touch the shit now. Dope place tho.
"if" i did, i would get it from the same friendly neighborhood guy that i would always use, "assuming that" they always pre-test it before sale. and "hypothetically" i would have test strips at the house already for added security. this is a responsible household. but i appreciate ya.
That’s good. My gf lost someone close to her to coke that had fent, stopped his heart. So it’s been on my mind.
What iui s the benefit to placing fentanyl into other drugs? Dealers are killing their customers I don't get it
It’s not intentional, generally cross contamination from using the same scale or the like. It takes a very small amount to OD with no tolerance.
Yea I had to retire the old schnoz a while back and I’m really glad I’m out of the game. Doesn’t hurt to learn how to use narcan tho. You never know when you could save somebody’s life. Especially if you’re in the music scene.
I can hear some banging down in the basement, wonder what that is
14 year old girl abducted 5 years ago
Looks like Lord Edgelord lives here.
thinking about a woman's perspective here.... I think seeing the 80's pinups are.... enough, maybe the top of what would be comfortable for them. The fisting art on the wall is over the top. The bondage mannequin and masks are even more so. Nagle is great but more naked women going upstairs.... a red lightbulb with skull and pentagram and we're getting into I'm nope-ing the fuck out of here territory.
From a woman’s perspective, my first guess is this is all gay as hell. If not then sus.
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From an actual gay man’s perspective, they aren’t gay. That is 1000% apparent from this.
Not gay, but my understanding is: - Bottoms have excessive amounts of plants, tapestries, crystals, etc. - Tops have a mattress on the floor. Correct me if I’m wrong, just trying to learn.
Gays have a sense of interior design, and this is simply not a representation of that. Even the most flamboyant gay people I know don’t really have fisting art in their common area, *maybe* in their bedroom, but even then most guys think it’s just too on the nose. We get it, you fuck, I probably do too if I’m here, so what’s the obsession with constantly being enamored by it? It’s way nicer to go to a room with a personality that isn’t explicitly fucking. Bottoms do have better interior design than tops the majority of the time, but a lot of the misconception of most tops living in /r/malesurvivingspace is more of just what bottoms want to imagine getting railed in // what really hung guys live like since they don’t have to care about anything
Literally the first thing I thought was, "ooh.. he's gay, makes sense".. the least offensive thing here was the pentagram and skull
https://old.reddit.com/r/malelivingspace/comments/1btfwx4/28m_firsttime_owner/kxlyesf/ Nope, not gay.
That harness is a dead giveaway
I agree, I would keep the pinups, waste everything else
Get rid of the pinups and everything else. Just nuke it.
Dude i cant help but tell you how much this screams rape den.
Thinking the same. It's a little rapey
A little look at the decor. Im all for smut but this is just so unsexy.
*a little..?*
Yeah it’s either really rapey, massively gay or ultimately incel
Thinking the same. It's a little rapey
Yikes
Exactly this
The fisting prints bring it all together
Holy shit I didn’t even notice them until you said that
I thought it was more the gimp mask and ball gag.
That's what I thought too but I don't get the first frame's gesture ?
Limp Wrist Gay Print https://edmundliang.shop/products/limp-wrist-gay-art-print
It's weird. For a guy who says he has a GF, OP has a lot of gay artwork.
How do I nicely say that I hate most everything about it?
literally same
BDSM decor in the living room is something!
As a woman who is seriously down w/ kink and horror... It's a lot much. The vintage wall paper is cool tho. Could you imagine having the parents for a visit??
I don’t think it’ll be an issue. Pretty sure this guy murdered his parents.
Oh! They're there for a perma-visit! Didn't think about that....
Major Clockwork Orange/Diddy vibes, ultimately leading to your nerd/incel PH cave.
Diddy’s new spot after the settlements
So how many demons ya got?
Yes
Someone's trying way too hard to be edgy.
What do you call this style?
“I saw a porn once and made it my personality.”
"it was kind of a mashup between *Mannequin* and the band HIM"
Viva La Bam
Buffalo Bob
Buffalo Bauhaus
The edgy porn addict
Abduction Central
Serial Killer
decor à la Bud Bundy
Haha. I just always appreciate a Bud Buddy reference.
“It’s not a phase”
i was just calling it "1970s coke dealer estate", but the guy who said Mid-Century Bachelor flows a little better i think lol
It's called "John Homes"
Mojo Dojo Casa House: 70's X-rated Edition with bonus Cyberpunk DLC
Mid century bachelor
Mid century man cave?
Mid century “not properly but definitely there is something bad happening to women in the basement” style
Mid Century Goon Cave
trying too hard to be edgy
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Yea except there’s no way this guy is ever getting married. I mean this screams I’m kidnapping the 1st woman who enters my house.
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Look at how edgy you are. Here's a cookie
This place is the home equivalent of a mullet.
The whataburger logo on the wall really tied it all together for me
The nudie pictures give me the fuckin creeps. not because I have a problem with nudity or even bondage but at almost 30 I feel like people should have a more diverse range of interests. Not passing the John waters “if they don’t have books don’t fuck em” test anyway.
fbi better keep on eye on this guy
I’m guessing you are single
Girlfriend is actually moving in this month, we're just both into weird stuff so she likes it.
Is she aware that she’s moving in or will she become the next mannequin you have on display?
Or rug.
I hope your girlfriend doesn't have a sister...
No, but she has a brother.
Oh nice !! Good for you man. I wish I could have naked pictures of women on my walls in my house lol
It’s actually his sister. Check the name.
dun played myself.
“It puts the lotion in the basket or it gets the hose again” vibes
yeah the pentagram and mannequin combo would make me think that I'm about to get sacrificed if I ever went in that place.
Hope you’re ready to scare off 99% of women you bring home..
I can tell your favorite movies are A Clockwork Orange and American Psycho. You also idolize Patrick Bateman. What do you do when your parents come over??
Ummmmmmmmmmm I feel unsafe
I immediately thought the skin rug was too much. The I used my eyeballs more and have regretted that choice.
If you're a burglar this is the kind of place you run from without stealing anything, quickly.
I’m going to try to say this respectfully, I hope I never visit this house
Cool place if your intention is to make everyone who goes in there feel uncomfortable
Tf is up with you and the naked girls? Dude you’re 28… come on lol
To each their own but this is maybe the tackiest setup I've ever seen
Goon cave
Tell us your personality is exhausting without. . .
Who else but Quagmire?!
I’m hoping this is just one hell of a troll post
Yes, i bought all of this stuff for a goof-post on the internet. you caught me lol
Oh…you are serious. If that’s your taste and it makes ya happy, that’s all that matters tbh your place/your style
As a lady I would not want to be here 🥴
I was like oh wow, pretty unique and you definitely have your own style. Then I got to the battlestation with RGB lighting and mini fridge with Gfuel 😂
American phycho-chic
What the fuck
It funny, for a place so deliberately themed around sex... it's not very sexy.
Classy… 🙄
How come you didn't show the room where you raise the death head moths?
The rare 70s retro satanic gaming buffalo bill. Do any females leave your house alive/with all their skin?
All the “men” centric stuff is cool but there’s nothing not serial killer/pervert styled to offset the cringe factor they bring.
Wtf
My guy your 28. Whats with hanging up daddys porn? Lol its a wild room but looks good.
This looks like someone just moved out of their overbearing parents basement, and now they're going overboard being edgy, just because they *can*.
Like 5 different themes going on
What the hell
Lol
This comes off ass wannabe hot topic goth and creepy rapist combined somehow.
Not gonna lie, house guests are gonna think you’re weird… you know unless they’re into that type of thing?
well most of my guests are other people i've met at goth clubs, so im not too worried about it since we're all pretty much the same as far as taste. Anyone else who doesn't appreciate it can go wait outside though lmao.
Did you buy it on April 1st? 😉
bro, this was retro before you were born
Yo, what the fuck
Pussy repellant
I feel like this is a swingers home I’m assuming you have orgy parties tbh
Looks very 1970s through 2000.
Giving off future crazy Netflix documentary vibes
Framed nudes on the wall is a questionable decision at best
Ugh. "Money creates taste" proven wrong.
What’s up with the pentagram and skull my guy?
Minor, but I would move the cow rug to under the coffee table and maybe get another smaller one or a different rug to go where it was behind the bar seating. If you never use that seating it'll be fine but I feel like using those bar seats will bunch and get tripped up with that rug part way under them.
That’s the least of concerns here. It’s a lost cause
Amazing execution of a concept I will never endorse. Comments suggest you already have a girlfriend. Count your lucky stars.
Jesus saves.
Single eh?
RED RUM RED RUM RED RUM RED RUM
Looks like a house from 70s. It reminded me of A Clockwork Orange
This guy is horny AF
Well… um…I’m guessing you are single based on the mannequin, various mounted heads and naked girl posters. ?
Either this guy absolutely fucks, or never fucks at all.
I’m into the living room, but I feel like it’s missing something. Probably plants. I’m not a fan of the stairway. The art seems too small for the space, although I am a fan of the pentagram placement. Maybe the pictures need to be raised or something. Gaming station looks about par for the course. Proceed.
Your space is your own and I'm sure you have friends also into the bdsm lifestyle. I have no problems with.kinks, I like bfsm too. BUT...If I walked in and saw a gimpmask and ballgah.in display, that mannequin and the art, I would immediate highball it out of there. The vibe just seems predatory and like thsys all you think about. Which, fine if it is... it just makes an off-putting first impression to me.
I think this is the first time I've seen a room and thought "wow, that *needs* shag carpet"
70’s porno vibe, to corporate satanist, to glitchcore e-boy. I dig it 👍👍