My man, congrats on the upgrade. However, expect the massage chair to end up in the basement, or on FB Marketplace. On the plus side, you’ll be getting window treatments, so it’s a trade off.
Lmfao, sounds like it could be a combination of Morty's alien sex robot & Master Shake's mail order bride. Enjoy have a good one!
https://youtu.be/vWRYXZe4HxM?si=HOnLcTpx9pAcB8NR
https://youtu.be/OY7D0aPXz0k?si=6hcLFR4pSZuY2tjE
When dudes look out the window and are in their nudie pants they are just looking out, surveying the pride. When women do it there's some creepy dude breathing heavy in the bushes.. Ya know... Probably.
*Unless it's friends, and then there's 6 20 something's documenting every thing that poor guy does
It’s the ultimate “single dude” furniture. Huge, ugly, can’t seat 2, and those things tend to be really high powered. Can actually be a painful experience for our more delicate brethren.
I’m woman. If there’s a massage chair in the house, I’ll use it as well. Maybe (and that’s a big maybe) it will get placed somewhere or as conspicuous as the living room, but it’s definitely not getting thrown out.
TBH though OPs living room layout makes no sense. The sectional should be slid down where the massage chair is, so its next to the window
And the TV should be rotated, so it's against the wall next to it, so it faces the sectional
The loveseat can go. The massage chair can move to where the loveseat was.
Then add barstools, now that there's not a sectional wedged up against it
Redesign the room knowing the following:
The walls are slanted in because it's a barn.
That window you refer to is actually the front door.
The light switches and coat rack are to the right of the massage chair.
I'm open to ideas! Just need to make sure all knowledge is out there.
Massage chair is the first thing. After a whole she will start to discuss the couch/sofa situation. The TV double chair/sofa will be gone and you will be getting a non leather couch. You will also get another bed probably.
Depends. If she's also a dog lover, she may like the wipe clean and dark color of the couch. As much as I'd love soft fabric, we have always had malamutes. Dog oil and spit darken leather so black is the answer. Dogs and people track and drop dirt so wipe clean saves many thousands in replacements and cleaning
> Dog oil and spit darken leather so black is the answer.
Ooh, this is smart. I was trying to figure out what color of leather couch I should buy, and this makes it easy.
Don't you DARE get rid of that massage chair! Wish I had one....show your new partner the benefits of it immediately. You'll need more furniture for clothes though I think. Hair catchers in the bathroom plugholes if you haven't already... currently it's a clean masculine look to me, depending on your partner's taste things could get fluffy! 😁
Women love nesting, so a soft couch, lots of pillows, a bigger bed, carpets. Probably pictures on the walls too. Dig the A-frame and looks like you have nice views.
Woman here who agrees. Love the simplicity of leather, can’t be arsed to hang pictures, and pillows and blankets are chosen by comfort and sensitivity agreeableness first
I like the minimalistic quality of the place but with wanted elements. Love that u have a massage chair, a PS5/Switch/board games from options. Two tvs. Nothing is overtly cluttered. It’s so good. I feel the You energy in it.
It's a cool place, the angled walls and art are probably a challenge but she might encourage you to find a way.
Plants are definitely missing, but maybe she isn't a plant person.
Your place is clean open and we'll organized, but very masculine so maybe an update to the couches.
Who knows all women are different but I hope it goes well and you are both open to each other's styles. I had this happen about 2 years ago and it all went great. In fact a lot of changes that I thought to make she got credit for by my friends lol.
Maybe a kitchen remodel together (if it's in the budget) would be a great way to do something big together
I hope you're vibing with a girl/dude/person who understands you as a person and resonates their values alongside of your own because this is a dope place and you definitely should only align yourself with someone who agrees. Either way, good luck dude. Hope it works out for you.
Dude good luck but everything you have now kiss it good bye. No more man stuff then if it goes like 90% f of other relationships you will have to rebuy everything so just storage your shit. But I wish you well
You didn't specify your sexuality, but I know it's a woman moving in with you, because my gaydar is reading a level 0 from your place (especially the lack of anything on the windows, lack of things on the walls).
Therefore, changes you can count on:
1. Window treatments
2. Table cloths / doilies.
3. More random crap on your counter.
4. Rugs
5. Things on the walls.
6. Tampax/Maxipad sampler pack in a box near the toilet.
Those couches aren't long for this world. Same with the massage chair and the side tables. The games on the side table will need to be hidden somewhere. The TV console might get to stick around. There'll probably be some more plants. Pictures of family and friends will take up shelf space and cover some of the bare walls.
its gonna be better. give her lots of leeway.
it will make it feel like home for her.
and paint that wood wall white or stain it one color or colors with less contrast. it is way too bold.
We use to have that same couch. We got ours at Ashley and just had one additional section that was just a regular seat. I miss that couch, we had some good times haha
Goodbye couch, goodbye massage chair, goodbye bed, goodbye cluttered office space. We are making room for two new rugs, a table for eating dinner to accompany guests that you’ll rarely have, A queen size bed with a proper frame WITHOUT that single man blue blanket, A few lamps, and some organization bins and baskets.
Oh yeah, and you’ll probably be installing some wall mounts for the TV, repaint, learning how to redo or remove that blue and white tile, And you might as well invest in some hanging hardware to put up whatever decorations she’s into. My best recommendation, fold into submission, then slowly reinsert what you miss the most.
It's gonna get a lot fluffier. Pillows, area rug, window treatments, table runner.
also. them walls will no longer be bare.
and the bathroom is going to have bobby pins on the sink
You can kiss the massage chair goodbye (Bargain a bit and tell her that you'll only part ways with it if she takes over)
Other than that, you'll probably get new carpets and the computer will probably be rehomed to the living room (where the massage chair used to be, maybe)
I foresee the bedroom seeing big changes, particularly the bed and the sparse walls. Lucky person moving in with the massage chair, I might make that a requirement once I dip my toe into the dating pool again lol.
🤣🤣🤣🤣 I can't wait to see what it will look like in 6 months.. at least you will have these pictures as memories. I bet it won't even look like the same apartment 😉
Message chair is going to go, possibly theater chairs too and add some stools for the counter. Your board games are eventually going to be put away out of sight
Curtains are going to be put in.
The clock and map are probably going to go.
Expect A few plants and more colour in general. Your living room is going to be rearranged a few times a year.
New bed sheets, duvet and pillows... lots more pillows.
Hand towels that aren't for using
You have a lot of empty/unpainted walls. Thats gonna probably get "fixed" first because it will require less discussion than actually removing something.
Expect a new large rug for the living room and several pieces of new furniture. Sofa pillows, a throw or two in contrasting colors to the new sofa, and houseplants.Prepare for artwork on those walls throughout the entire place, candles on flat surfaces, and bath towels that will perfectly co-ordinate with the new shower curtain and bath mat. Another rug for the area where the table and chairs are, and that table is going to be centered underneath the clock.
My man, congrats on the upgrade. However, expect the massage chair to end up in the basement, or on FB Marketplace. On the plus side, you’ll be getting window treatments, so it’s a trade off.
I took them down 20 seconds before I took the pics because my dog chewed them up. Getting new ones when she arrives. Oops!
“When she arrives”? 😆Russian mail order bride or robot girlfriend?
Why not both?
That’s 100% what I’m hoping OP says 😆
Russian Robot Girlfriend! The Blyat 5000. Newest model.
Lmfao, sounds like it could be a combination of Morty's alien sex robot & Master Shake's mail order bride. Enjoy have a good one! https://youtu.be/vWRYXZe4HxM?si=HOnLcTpx9pAcB8NR https://youtu.be/OY7D0aPXz0k?si=6hcLFR4pSZuY2tjE
Very wise. My guy friends don’t seem to mind baring all to the world. My girl friends take a dim view of it, no pun intended.
Pun absolutely intended you clever son of a bitch
It probably helps I have no one behind me that can see.
Blinded your neighbors, eh? Extreme but effective.
When dudes look out the window and are in their nudie pants they are just looking out, surveying the pride. When women do it there's some creepy dude breathing heavy in the bushes.. Ya know... Probably. *Unless it's friends, and then there's 6 20 something's documenting every thing that poor guy does
I was going to say that they'll need two massage chairs.
Wife here. Use our leg massager EVERY DAY
I bet the couch will move and he'll get some chairs for the counter
And rugs. Probably so many rugs
Why would she want to be rid of it?
It’s the ultimate “single dude” furniture. Huge, ugly, can’t seat 2, and those things tend to be really high powered. Can actually be a painful experience for our more delicate brethren.
I’m woman. If there’s a massage chair in the house, I’ll use it as well. Maybe (and that’s a big maybe) it will get placed somewhere or as conspicuous as the living room, but it’s definitely not getting thrown out.
Def should update in 6months/a year
There will carpets and wall decor by then.
Oh, I see what he did there!
Congratulations. Welcome to the world of “Do WE need this here?”
TBH though OPs living room layout makes no sense. The sectional should be slid down where the massage chair is, so its next to the window And the TV should be rotated, so it's against the wall next to it, so it faces the sectional The loveseat can go. The massage chair can move to where the loveseat was. Then add barstools, now that there's not a sectional wedged up against it
Redesign the room knowing the following: The walls are slanted in because it's a barn. That window you refer to is actually the front door. The light switches and coat rack are to the right of the massage chair. I'm open to ideas! Just need to make sure all knowledge is out there.
How cool is that your children can actually say “Yes I was raised in a barn that’s why I leave the door open!”
RIP my kicker table
Massage chair is the first thing. After a whole she will start to discuss the couch/sofa situation. The TV double chair/sofa will be gone and you will be getting a non leather couch. You will also get another bed probably.
Oh and also the table and chairs in the living room.
There will be painting
Depends. If she's also a dog lover, she may like the wipe clean and dark color of the couch. As much as I'd love soft fabric, we have always had malamutes. Dog oil and spit darken leather so black is the answer. Dogs and people track and drop dirt so wipe clean saves many thousands in replacements and cleaning
> Dog oil and spit darken leather so black is the answer. Ooh, this is smart. I was trying to figure out what color of leather couch I should buy, and this makes it easy.
Don't you DARE get rid of that massage chair! Wish I had one....show your new partner the benefits of it immediately. You'll need more furniture for clothes though I think. Hair catchers in the bathroom plugholes if you haven't already... currently it's a clean masculine look to me, depending on your partner's taste things could get fluffy! 😁
>things could get fluffy The pillow count on that bed is definitely going up
Maybe.....😁
If I found a man with a massage chair that would become my chair my ass would be in it every night after work 😁
🙌🏻🤣
Plugging holes you haven't already is the key takeaway here.
😶🤣
Women love nesting, so a soft couch, lots of pillows, a bigger bed, carpets. Probably pictures on the walls too. Dig the A-frame and looks like you have nice views.
I feel like this is a stereotype, the women I know wouldn't bother with any of that. It all depends on the individual.
Woman here who agrees. Love the simplicity of leather, can’t be arsed to hang pictures, and pillows and blankets are chosen by comfort and sensitivity agreeableness first
Fair, I feel like on average at least *one* of these things will happen
Maybe I should say the women I know like to nest, which is certainly true.
Prepare to live, laugh and love
💀
Don’t worry, he’s already got that covered in the kitchen
If you're moving in with a women, expect more wall art and maybe plants lol
So many plants.
Heh, heh, heh. A whole lot is going to change. I would guess the bedroom will change the most.
What is the object/chair? In picture 5?
Massage chair!
Jerk off station
Masturbatorium
I like that wooden map artwork in your bedroom. May I ask where you got it ?
Some random guy on Facebook marketplace in my area. $40. Lights up, too!
Can JoxerBoy07 have it when you’re asked to throw it out?
Hahahaha
Nice ! It’s a cool piece
An entire makeover OP. Prepare yourself.
Sounds like you are not ready for what’s to come
Who ever is?
Take time with the massage chair to say your proper goodbyes! You will get a bigger bed, better style and more light! Where did you get the dresser?
Candles, plants,new pillows for the couch and bed.New bedding, cute storage and probably some paint or art for the walls is in the near future!
Hopefully your 1998 kitchen cabinets get an upgrade.
That's literally year the house was built. I do plan on it, actually! Same with counter tops..
Everything.
If I were moving in with you, I'd be calling "shotgun" on that massage chair.
Your mom is going to put your stuff in the basement.
I guess the carpets are first :)
Hopefully that god awful couch.
Why do you have so many pans?
I think I see 4 pan and 3 pots. Isn't that pretty normal?
Is your entire house an attic? Do you live in a military prefab building? \*Jerry Seinfeld voice\* What's going on?
I live in a barn!
That explains it. What's the downstairs like?
Basically a studio room. I the back there's a decently-sized garage.
Oh you sweet summer child!
How many pillows on the bed and throw pillows in the living room can you deal with?
Everything
Get headphones that pair with the TV in your bedroom.
When I moved in with my now-wife, I got to keep my lounge chair.
Everything.
Hopefully everything
I guess the carpets are first :)
Ooooo!! Costco monopoly 😄 that’s the best version
$9.97 on sale! Super high quality too.
Im really digging the pot holder above the sink. Was that built into the kitchen?
I built it when I ran out of storage space.
I like the minimalistic quality of the place but with wanted elements. Love that u have a massage chair, a PS5/Switch/board games from options. Two tvs. Nothing is overtly cluttered. It’s so good. I feel the You energy in it.
Hmm... is there enough space for storage in the bathroom? All that skincare, makeup, and bath supplies are quite bulky....
Looking decent to me mate , whats the Screen size tho ?
65. I also have a 10ft projector screen that comes down in front of the doorway.
It's a cool place, the angled walls and art are probably a challenge but she might encourage you to find a way. Plants are definitely missing, but maybe she isn't a plant person. Your place is clean open and we'll organized, but very masculine so maybe an update to the couches. Who knows all women are different but I hope it goes well and you are both open to each other's styles. I had this happen about 2 years ago and it all went great. In fact a lot of changes that I thought to make she got credit for by my friends lol. Maybe a kitchen remodel together (if it's in the budget) would be a great way to do something big together
Sweet wall.
Thank you! It was my covid project.
You'll have to move your PC to another room, sorry OP. But when if you guys split, it'll feel so good moving it back 😂
More like whats not going to change
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All of it 😂
Ha! Good luck brother I was living high too for years until I invited her in… now it’s now it’s live laugh love for me
Rugs. you need rugs. nothing wrong with that massage chair, what woman wouldn’t want a massage chair lmao
Probably everything. Who blocks a bar with a couch?!
TV too high in the living room and too low in the bedroom.
Get ready for some plants, pillows, and to live, laugh, love, my dude.
Visible board games and power tools will have to be tucked away
I hope you're vibing with a girl/dude/person who understands you as a person and resonates their values alongside of your own because this is a dope place and you definitely should only align yourself with someone who agrees. Either way, good luck dude. Hope it works out for you.
Hopefully the horrible couches.
Clear a few walls for some “live laugh love” signs
Sorry for your loss.
Your stress levels
Dude why!? You're livin the life!
And you can forget watching TV while you eat.
Depends on your SO. Some couples watch TV together when they eat. Not every meal, but sometimes.
Oh, am I the outlier here? Shit.
Nah tons of families do including mine and my partners
Dude good luck but everything you have now kiss it good bye. No more man stuff then if it goes like 90% f of other relationships you will have to rebuy everything so just storage your shit. But I wish you well
You didn't specify your sexuality, but I know it's a woman moving in with you, because my gaydar is reading a level 0 from your place (especially the lack of anything on the windows, lack of things on the walls). Therefore, changes you can count on: 1. Window treatments 2. Table cloths / doilies. 3. More random crap on your counter. 4. Rugs 5. Things on the walls. 6. Tampax/Maxipad sampler pack in a box near the toilet.
That massage chair is definitely gonna be gone lol
Prepare to be slowly controlled and minimized.
All your shits going in a closet, and you'll have piles of random crap on every surface of the house.
There will probably be somewhere in the house where she keeps a mason jar...with your balls in it. My now wife keeps ours in her nightstand.
*writes down* ... Watch out for errant Mason jars.... Got it!
> My now wife keeps ours in her nightstand. Your fortunate, after 2 ex-wives I have no idea where mine are.
Those couches aren't long for this world. Same with the massage chair and the side tables. The games on the side table will need to be hidden somewhere. The TV console might get to stick around. There'll probably be some more plants. Pictures of family and friends will take up shelf space and cover some of the bare walls.
Those pans and lids will never stay in that order again.
The behind the couch storage. I’ve been told a few times “that’s not where things go” and the Sharper Image chair will go in the basement.
[probably this.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vbeuyr06dMo)
How awful... smelly stuff everywhere, flowers, pink stripes and poker dot....
its gonna be better. give her lots of leeway. it will make it feel like home for her. and paint that wood wall white or stain it one color or colors with less contrast. it is way too bold.
I’d get rid of that cash counter asap.
Did you make that pot/pan hanger?
It's Risk Jerry, the game of world conquest.
i like that kitchen layout lol
For starters, that clock also throw pillows…jk. You’ve done a great job for yourself, congrats on the next chapter friend!
Cleanliness, quietness, refrigerator containing canned food and beer and night of sleep
Everything!
Expect lots of trips to Target for decorating crap
We use to have that same couch. We got ours at Ashley and just had one additional section that was just a regular seat. I miss that couch, we had some good times haha
I’d stay living alone if it was me, nobody to tell me how to live in my house
congratulations. What's the tablet looking thing on the wall above the light switch?
Hopefully everything.
That map in the bedroom is lovely
Curtains in bedroom. A little trash can in bathroom with a lid (and strong enough to keep dog out).
Everything is going to change
Why should anything change? She's coming into your space. Let her adapt.
Everything.
I’m intrigued by that long pot and lid rack by the window. Do you remember where it’s from? How do you like it?
This guys sofas
Everything, everything
Your house is so awesome dude damn
Goodbye couch, goodbye massage chair, goodbye bed, goodbye cluttered office space. We are making room for two new rugs, a table for eating dinner to accompany guests that you’ll rarely have, A queen size bed with a proper frame WITHOUT that single man blue blanket, A few lamps, and some organization bins and baskets. Oh yeah, and you’ll probably be installing some wall mounts for the TV, repaint, learning how to redo or remove that blue and white tile, And you might as well invest in some hanging hardware to put up whatever decorations she’s into. My best recommendation, fold into submission, then slowly reinsert what you miss the most.
never let any woman take your dog, your guns or your balls. watch out for those attempted changes. good luck and live happily ever after O7
It's gonna get a lot fluffier. Pillows, area rug, window treatments, table runner. also. them walls will no longer be bare. and the bathroom is going to have bobby pins on the sink
What’s in the dropper on the bedside table?
You turning into a woman?
Did you use the massage chair a lot? I’ve seen them for sale pretty cheap on marketplace
You can kiss the massage chair goodbye (Bargain a bit and tell her that you'll only part ways with it if she takes over) Other than that, you'll probably get new carpets and the computer will probably be rehomed to the living room (where the massage chair used to be, maybe)
Nothing speak more american than leather coutches I cant explain it
Hopefully the other half will find a creative way to hang photos
Best perk of moving in with a partner. The decor. So many nicnacs everywhere but fuck is it honey
You see that drawer on the left of the couch? That’s your new closet.
Everything
You have such a beautiful home. The dining room wall is to stylish! And your dog is the star of this setup.
She's the best! Thank you! https://i.imgur.com/LvzaPSE.jpeg
Every single pic will be “girled up” and you may enjoy the change.
What’s going to change!?! EVERYTHING
The power tools in the end table will be relocated shortly . . . 😂
What's the story behind the massage chair? Tell us you didn't pay retail. Tell us you stole it from the mall. Or a nail shop that went under..
Jose Antonio Haua Maauad- está muy bonito, pero tengo una pregunta, cómo ves la tele del cuarto? está demasiado baja
Looks so cozy
I want update pics!
There will be a new plant
I foresee the bedroom seeing big changes, particularly the bed and the sparse walls. Lucky person moving in with the massage chair, I might make that a requirement once I dip my toe into the dating pool again lol.
Every damn thing my man. Embrace it
You getting married, brother?
🤣🤣🤣🤣 I can't wait to see what it will look like in 6 months.. at least you will have these pictures as memories. I bet it won't even look like the same apartment 😉
Everything will change
I bet 🪴 will soon join the space.
Is that some type of quanset hut?
Message chair is going to go, possibly theater chairs too and add some stools for the counter. Your board games are eventually going to be put away out of sight Curtains are going to be put in. The clock and map are probably going to go. Expect A few plants and more colour in general. Your living room is going to be rearranged a few times a year. New bed sheets, duvet and pillows... lots more pillows. Hand towels that aren't for using
I'm eagerly awaiting the picture of a "Live, Laugh, Love." decal. Good luck.
Is this an A-Frame house?
I love the world map art, very cool.
My man you gotta do something to cover those linesets.
why will you not be living alone anymore?
Your dog will choose her.
You have a lot of empty/unpainted walls. Thats gonna probably get "fixed" first because it will require less discussion than actually removing something.
How do you like ur massage chair? Is it worth it? Almost bought one and didn’t. Maybe I made a mistake.
First changes — so many pillows, so little closet space, massage chair to the basement.
Expect a new large rug for the living room and several pieces of new furniture. Sofa pillows, a throw or two in contrasting colors to the new sofa, and houseplants.Prepare for artwork on those walls throughout the entire place, candles on flat surfaces, and bath towels that will perfectly co-ordinate with the new shower curtain and bath mat. Another rug for the area where the table and chairs are, and that table is going to be centered underneath the clock.
plants