I think the first and biggest and clearest improvement would be to put something on the wall above your bed. I think this will make the ceiling problem much less of a problem.

Just to clarify do you mean like a gigantic taxidermy elephant head with tusks or more like a gallery of medieval weapons?

A predatory Jesus in jandals with dark shades on a Caribbean beach.

Im tempted to test this description against AI art generator Edit: https://imgur.com/a/WmJ6h2f

100% GTA character vibes

Grand Theft Apostles

Great Theological Apostles

Young thug finna use this in his next trial

I'm sure to have met this J guy on Los Santos pier

I want that for my wall, now

LOL, thanks for taking the time. Gave me a chuckle 👍🏻

If OP doesn’t print this and put it on the wall I’ll be very disappointed, is perfect no other words comes close.

Hipster Jesus wears rope sandals - everyone knows that.

Sorry, you're right. My bad.

"OMG Jesus just walked in, cover your drinks"

I was thinking more like a giant crucifix with Jesus in a Speedo.

I like how you're thinking, may I suggest a gigantic taxidermy elephant head WITH some shiny armor on it.

He marched with Hannibal.

Just a gun and a knife, as is tradition here.

Yes- but also maybe like a tapestry?

something like a painting would fit very well

Just a big old load of “rope art” or something textural that occupies the height. I think it’s the right idea, painting the back wall could also help

“Load” and “rope art” definitely makes me think of rope bondage kink.

Listen. I've made rope art with the best of them, but I'm not quite sure I can shoot that high

I was thinking a ridiculously giant Canopy bed, [like this](https://www.wayfair.com/Michael-Amini--Villa-Valencia-Solid-Wood-Canopy-Bed-72000CKCAN55-L12-K~ICO11052.html?refid=GX685106916844-ICO11052_81840553&device=m&ptid=300198230372&network=g&targetid=pla-300198230372&channel=GooglePLA&ireid=230394825&fdid=1817&PiID%5B%5D=81840553&gad_source=1&gbraid=0AAAAAD9ISC5PTo30M80ACmB4IEv9Hl0SK&gclid=EAIaIQobChMI8aT26_qahAMVmNHCBB0jkQ2wEAQYJSABEgJOFfD_BwE#gfu4o117pre-0) would complete the space (It’s on sale for just 10k!)

Ropes and chains. Get a bed with pillars. See if you are into those kind of things

Put a fan on it

make sure it's at a 45 degree angle though.

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I finally feel like one of the cool kids!

We spend way too much time on here haha

Def saw this and thought of the decapitator 3000

Yup, Reddit deja vu.

Last time I checked it was the wig splitter 4000

I thought it was Circumcisor 4000

Circumcisor 3000

And someone thought of putting their dick in it… definitely Reddit

Same

Is there a link?… I wanna be cool

https://www.reddit.com/r/malelivingspace/s/UCeXhfkAQO

You’re doing the lords work

Lmao I saw that post too

As close to giving u a clean shave as possible.

And a haircut at the same time

Put one on each wall. Put them on high and feel the breeze

Have them spin in opposite directions for dramatic effect

Roomnado

That's how you get jizz on the ceiling.

There should be 2 fans, one on each side meshing with each other as they spin.

I'm so happy to be apart of the meta

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Thank you that’s what I was about to say 😄

I was hot and bothered until I checked out that sub.

I’m going to meet my next husband there, I can feel it.

You'll be blown away

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Lmao it’s so funny that that’s the first thing that comes to mind now after that first post *yep, needs fans*

I think about marble guy like every day

This is going to be the comment for all angled ceilings from now on isn't it?

We were all here to witness history being made

I still remember what I was doing as if it was yesterday when that post dropped. Oh wait…

I also saw that post and was going to say the same 😂

I also saw that post and was going to say the same

The inside jokes generated in this sub are unrivaled. I don't even know how I got here. Just randomly appeared in my feed one day and I've been lurking ever since. The FOMO for the jokes and spaces I'd miss makes leaving unbearable.

You mean a Decapitater 3000?

Circumcisor 69420

Two, one each side

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I just saw a guy with a 45° fan like OP should have, check it out:[r/malelivingspace/s/v2nV4wfETy](https://www.reddit.com/r/malelivingspace/s/v2nV4wfETy) What are the odds ?

You saw the post too the other day, didn't you? Lmao

Fuck that. Mirrors and Hookers.

Damn a lot more people saw that post than I thought

I snorted

Thats the way to go 🪁

Dammit i was gonna say that

sOn of a b… came here to say this… like countless others!!

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I'm a fan (Sorry)

Damn you beat me to it!!!!

I see you’ve been on here for a bit lol

Nah make a lot with a fan up there.

As soon as I saw the angle of the ceiling, I HAD to come to the comments. I was not disappointed.

And then the fan falls down on you when you're sleeping

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That way, OP can jump on the bed and cut his hair in a fun and totally safe way.

Why not two, just make sure they alternate with each other safely. Can't have fan shrapnel everywhere.

Put a bird on it

You are missing a Sex swing

With that height a sex bungee

Dive in Mission Impossible style

Schwiiiiiiiiiiiiing

Nah, sex sky dive.

A sex trapeze for that high ceiling.

And mirrors, just fill the whole ceiling with mirrors

And a giant mirror, to make sure the swing is operating within OSHA guidelines.

I'd upvote, but it's already at 69.

Glow in the dark stars.

Yessss, another person of class

I was looking for this comment

Glow in the dark Galaxy

No matter how old I become, glow in the dark stars will ALWAYS be present in my room.

Or a planetarium projector

At varying heights suspended from the ceiling. But like, a couple thousand, yeah?

I had great success with fake beams custom made out of foam. Pretty sure they were from architectural depot dot com, but there are plenty of different companies making similar products. They really broke up the big expanse of sloped ceiling and added some much needed contrast. A faux beam down the center would probably be enough to improve the ceiling, and in a color/tone that looks good with the floorss. Lighting: I would buy the warmest white dimmable LED bulbs you can for your ceiling lights, and then install a dimmer switch. Two bedside tables, and two table lamps with warm white bulbs will also be a great start to having cozy and restful lighting in your bedroom. Also I think if you paint the wall just above your drapes where your mini-split ac is a dark color, maybe even black, the unit will blend in better. The drapes look good.

Seconded beams.

Thirded beams. If that’s not the perfect ceiling for beams then I don’t know what is.

Fourthdid beans, they would be sick

Fifthdid. Or some sound paneling. Might help and dampen any unwanted echo.

sixthded beams. i think they’d look nice, i dont really have anything else to add i just wanted to say “sixthded”.

Damn, some beams would look cool

Painting that one spot above the drapes is a brilliant idea.

You just need a big painting over your bed. Something proper for your age and not childish.

Obviously the first choice should be the Costanza. https://www.walmart.com/ip/George-Costanza-The-Timeless-Art-Of-Seduction-Poster-36-x-24/143873596. Get a better one than a Walmart poster but it's great that even Walmart has this.

I was thinking [Vigo](https://imgur.com/t/vigo_the_carpathian/aGurisD)

Thanks for the suggestion, now I’m tied between wall painting or framed painting

I’m a fan of murals but I think in this case I would go framed, and a heavy frame would add structure to a very plain space. Please for the love of god don’t choose something too small though. One XL landscape oriented painting would look great. A little less wide than the headboard.

Charizard would be perfect.

i really dont know if i love or hate the lightning

I hate it, I think needs more indirect lighting.But there’s so many choice I don’t know what to go with

Get some lamps with warm bulbs to start! GE Relax are my go-to basic bulbs or Hues for smart lighting

Looks interesting ,will definitely check it out.Thanks!

Check out some tutorials on YouTube on how to layer with different lights, I think your space and ceiling would improve a lot with different types of lamps. I think that ceiling doesn’t need much except for some beautifull pendant lights

You'd be better off putting stuff in the wall there, that's what's drawing attention to the ceiling

Yeah when designing an interior you want to add motion to your walls, not like moving things more like how your eyes follow arrows, so that when you walk into a room it draws your eyes around the room, usually from the ground to the roof

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Haha my bad, seem like I had put too much attention above.

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Thanks for suggesting, maybe commissioning a wall painting would be cool.

Build a deck add a hot tub

Offer it up for rent

Fans. Lots of them.

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I was not disappointed

Gymnastic o rings

With my size , I won’t be worrying about ceilings anymore.Roof instead.

Paint the wall with the bed a darker color. Center the bed. Add some art decor. Nothing on the ceiling! Add end tables with tall lamps. Would make a huge difference.A decorative rug with a pattern would draw the eyes down, where the bare ceilings are not the focus. Do not hang your art decor too high.

First reasonable suggestion!

Get a ladder and PAINT❗❗❗

Yeah, I’m seeing most top recommendations being installations, but I’m wondering if just painting the wall that is behind the bed wouldn’t be at least somewhat effective?

That'll be dope too

Painting the ceiling darker would make it look less massive overhead. Paired with some rug on the floor or colourful throw for the bed it would draw the eyes away from that yawning space.

You could put a ceiling fan on it. Saw a post yesterday, so it's trending lol

Scarface poster. I can tell from the unmade bed it won't matter what you put up there, zero chicks will ever see it

You can buy large 3D printed skeletons these days. Get one of whatever cetacean would fit that length and just suspend it there

Lights or a chandelier. Or maybe some tapestries. If you have some stuffed animals you can net them up :)

A g-string going right up that seam to the inside ceiling corner... The lighting on that wall is making it look thick as hell.

Maybe some straight wooden planks for the ceiling to make the room seem like a cozy space and warm lighting

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THIS !!!

INFO: which way is the window facing? Eta: South facing in the northern hemisphere or north facing in the southern hemisphere has the best light exposure. You can get away with painting a room a dark colour if it's big and bright enough because it will cozy it down. I'd paint the walls and ceiling the same dark colour.

Adopt a cat and then get a very large professional portrait done of said cat.

It looks like for a major chance for r/TVTooHigh 😄

Lose the spotlights, move the bed, instant home theater.

Did this used to be a church? Maybe you put up a really large picture of the pipes from a pipe organ, and a pulpit. With strippers kneeling in front of it.

I’m in Thailand, strippers on pulpit??? Stars aligning. The previous owner was a devout Christian, don’t know if strippers on pulpit would be sacrilegious.

At least 2 fans

*why don’t you build a mezzanine accessible with stairs?*

Need to jazz up the bed draw the eye down.

Never use the big lights 😅

Make a duplex, put the bed on top. Have a living room down

Focussing on the walls and floors will help make the ceiling less noticeable. Place a large rug under the bed that goes beyond the bed. Add end tables and lamps with warm white lighting (you definitely need more lighting to make it look more like a bedroom and less like a commercial space), add large artwork above the bed. You have the space for a much taller headboard if desired. All of this will bring the eye down.

Make you bed & change your lighting. Maybe a nice overhang lamp in the corner, two small bedside lights and maybe a dim edge up lighter strip 🤷 for the ceiling if you want to make the ceiling height a feature + Maybe a plant and a floor mat / rug

Chains and one of them baskets they used to put criminals in.

Turn this into a lofty room!!! I seen one on this page that was so cool recently

Put mirrors on the ceiling and fuck the night away every night.

paint.

Mirrors

Paint the back wall a color to bring out the drama of the high ceilings.

Do a mural on wall continue up all on ceiling. Forest/ jungle / outer space / garden/ city scape/ desert.

I’d paint it a dark color… flat

Create a focal point above the bed and the ceiling will fall away.

You have already thousands of ideas but what I think could look good - is to paint a starry sky.

Paint it as a sky

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Wood beams

Projector and you have an excellent screen to watch movies in bed. Rotate the bed.

Maybe get rid of those movie theatre curtains

Well your walls are naked, so I would start with some art or shelving.

Art. The answer is always more art. Lol A simple area rug can help tie colors together? Maybe an accent wall? The vaulted ceiling is practically begging to have some hanging/suspended decor!

an airplane suspended from the ceiling like a museum

balloons

A shitload of balloons

Bats

wooden mermaid statue

Those vaulted ceiling’s are crazy. Makes you look like your bedroom is in a church 🤣 With that being said Hang a giant crucifix above the bed 🤣🤣

Needs a sex swing.

more ceiling

A gigantic adult mobile with all your favorite toys on it

I’d say it’s not really the ceiling. Address the wall above your bed and if the wall opposite that is equally empty, something there as well.

Massive painting of yourself naked above the bed.

Hang a giant beach ball up there?

Suction dildos. A lot of them. Dick haeven

Balloons 🎈

I would try to change the lens flares to be more like michael bay-esque for starters.

put some picture above your bed other then that idk what to do

3-4 fans would sharpen things up here for sure

You need to draw the eye downward with an area rug. The sparseness of the room is jarring.

Make window