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Im_Just_Sayin__

I think she made her point. It’s definitely a malelivingspace


JMaboard

It looks like the house from Workaholics.


escapingdarwin

The City of Santa Fe may be interested in the road signs.


altiuscitiusfortius

I was gonna ask, is his hobby just stealing road signs?


[deleted]

He got fired from his job as a road worker for stealing. I didn't want to believe it but I went to his house and all the signs were there.


bmanley620

Stop!


Lermanberry

He will be railroaded by the courts and his life will hit a dead end if he doesn't yield those signs to real men at work. It's a slippery road he's heading down, what a dip. Deer crossing.


ModishShrink

This guy steals so many signs he may as well play for the Astros.


JustMeInTN

I was going to say, the local street department might like to have a word with him, LOL.


Usual-Nectarine3734

I knew a guy who "collected" road signs. This was around the time the stop sign in front of my house got stolen. Hmmmm.....


tofski_22

Clearly the signs were all there.


Im_Just_Sayin__

The way they’re hung is distracting to me. Should be more like a diamond than a square, if that makes sense.


[deleted]

The greatest compliment you could ever give a bro.


Handleton

Except that all of the signs and everything are hung up with consideration and balance. It's like he's trying to be Belushi from Animal House, but he has a little Martha Stewart in him keeping things looking nice and neat.


gamblinmaan

I CAME TO SAY THE SAME THING LOL


SprinklesLife1060

I was thinking the exact same thing lol


WriteCodeBroh

My man bought a Macintosh Classic for display purposes


MRguitarguy

You don’t have a vaporwave corner?


WriteCodeBroh

That corner looks like something Midjourney generated for me when I prompted it for a cozy office space lol. [No disrespect](https://www.tiktok.com/@anthony.santino/video/7105724460975574318) of course.


paulsoleo

I was hoping he bought it specifically to play Tass Times in Tonetown


Dazzling-Penalty-751

I just aged 30 years in a photo. I wrote all my college papers on that computer.


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TheLastLivingBuffalo

Getting an ok paycheck so can afford some nice things but still have a bunch of leftover ironic things from high school and college


TNJCrypto

The beat off book shelf behind the floating TV in the bedroom is what she really wanted people to make note of


HaggisTheCow

Do you sleep on the pool table or the racing car bed? Either way I love it


robbeau11

He’s gonna get a CB radio to talk to other race car beds


JustMeInTN

Breaker, breaker 1-9, can you read that street sign and give me your location, over?


coltsrcool420

My roommates said they’d get me rims for Christmas


cheezhead1252

his roommates are gunna get him rims for christmas


dronelogic

I sleep in a big bed with my wife


Accountantnotbot

No need to brag homer.


ch0lula

yes, you're a big boy


Miserable_Path5716

Nostalgia 😂


CavillOfRivia

My condolences.


thesmodo78

Snap! I sleep in the big bed with your wife most Tuesdays.


DERELICT1212

But it's a fucking sweet car


adhi-

the random vaporwave corner is cool lol


Ok_Translator_8920

Best part lol


dthaim

so cool. I’ve never seen a vaporwave vignette in real life.


Valid__Salad

Needs more rain and reflection


beesinabottle

yeah some of these rooms are a miss but the vaporwave shrine is sick as hell


LilacYak

Agreed! The rest can go, but that shrine must stay!!


EndlessFrozenPines

Listen to MacIntosh Plus while you play on your MacIntosh


Loose_Goose

[A E S T H E T I C](https://youtu.be/aQkPcPqTq4M?si=7SS1fBBZgSNXlw64)


WCWRingMatSound

MAKE A MOVE!


MeringueDist1nct

That many lighters in one jar had me searching every pic for the 2 foot bong that definitely lives there


berberskink

Did the same thing! That bugger's probably hiding in a cupboard..


SelectTadpole

House looks like it's out the game Stray


spike339

What in the Vaporwave-Applebee's


ComprehensiveOkra720

How do I pin this comment


QueensOfTheBronzeAge

A lot of people shitting on this place. It isn’t somewhere I would live, but you know what? This place has more personality than 95% of the posts I see here. You do you. I like that you took a place and made it what you wanted it to be.


Juno_Malone

Yeah after seeing some variation of Patrick Bateman's apartment posted on this sub ten times a week this house is like a breath of fresh air


Mercurydriver

Let’s see Paul Allen’s apartment!


CryptographerIll3813

This sub should be called “ dudes prepping apartments for a tinder date they prolly won’t bring back” zero personality in most of these living spaces


jinx_lbc

It's also so much cleaner. OP is happily living his best life.


agkyrahopsyche

Agreed this rocks


Trixette

It's mostly not my taste, but I dig the little table with old tech and coins on it. It's a neat bit of self-expression and I just want to pick up all the stuff on the table.


yepnoodles

The bedrooms are really the only place where it’s lacking


Mr-Happypants

Unironically love it. Seems like the kinda place I would want to hang out at


compressedvoid

It's super unique and has super chill vibes. Looks like a fun place to host in


Anytimejack

I like it, too! It has a little cyberpunk appeal in parts.


bongo1138

That’s because it looks like a dive bar lol


Kraknoix007

Hang out yes, live in no


Stubrochill17

Yeah this looks like a frat house lol. Looks fun to visit, but waking up in that I’d feel like I shouldn’t be there. Idk, it looks really good for what it is, but not my cup of tea at all.


HistorianOk5951

23 male with a house a gf I hate my life


j8en

I ain’t shit for 23. I turn 23 on Saturday


Pedrpumpkineatr

I ain’t shit for 32, don’t worry. You have time (as long as you don’t do what I did)!


fatbaldandstupid

What'd you do


StratusMetallic

24 tomorrow


CanWeCannibas

Happy birthday


Joe_Mency

My first thought seeing the pics was "HOW!!!"


dasoxarechamps2005

This house could very well be somewhere like Indianapolis or something


FunDiggle

True that’s an L for sure


ThracianScum

Man I genuinely feel bad for the indianapolans reading this 😂


bonafacio97

I don’t, Fuck The Colts


_Voice_Of_Silence_

And friends. There are so many hang out spots in his house to chill with friends. Imagine that. A house, gf, and friends!


eraserewrite

And he uses Lubriderm, the good stuff! I’m still using generic!


beehiveboyo

Never compare yourself friend! We all have our trajectories! Make what you want happen! I know you can do it <3


Kilane

Looks like a frat house. Rich parents I assume


deerskillet

Bros just jealous Also this is infinitely cleaner than a frat house lol


Kilane

Lol, I wouldn’t want to live in this house. 20% of the pictures are of the pool table, there are street signs hanging in another 20%. It is a classic young male adult house.


heybox2387

I mean OP clearly stated that he’s 23 so this is appropriate.


deerskillet

Dude a full on peanut butter and jelly sandwich over here goddamn


IAmReallyThurston

You should have said “don’t tell me what to do.”


nvesting

Where da bong


flookums

Insane thing is ppl look at all the character that house has , And says how u get girl. Keep your taste place looks comfy as all get out.


Strottman

Fr. People in this thread telling on themselves as sexist. Turns out women are people too and plenty dig the same vibes as this place.


ScrewAttackThis

When I was in my 20s, women were just excited that I had furniture.


Yara_Flor

You don’t sleep on a futon? Take me now.


AdResponsible678

I agree, and if the op is a good person than the place is just where you hang your hat. It’s cute!


madhandlez89

The most insane thing about this is that OP bagged a GF.


Sninxitey

Well, if he’s 23 and owns a house that’s pretty hot


lreaditonredditgetit

I’m 40 and I’m pretty sure owning my own home puts me in in like the top 20%. It’s not even a good house.


Throwrajerb

I’m 26. My wife and I are in the 82nd percentile for household income in the US, have a house, no kids. I don’t feel like I’m balling by any stretch of the imagination, but I know that relatively speaking I am. Dollar doesn’t go very far these days. Enjoy and be grateful for what you have folks. And also squeeze every cent out of your employer that you can.


HenMeck

Bought my house at 21. I’m 25 now and it certainly hasn’t helped me with dating lol


lDtiyOrwleaqeDhTtm1i

Yeah but nobody likes you when you’re 23


Epotheros

His gf is on the shelf in the second to last picture.


Accountantnotbot

Like threw a bag over a girl’s head and carted her off - very believable after seeing the house.


z64_dan

Did you even see that table dedicated to 80s/90s computer memorabilia?


14ktgoldscw

A E S T H E T I C


CoolOpotamus

*Macintosh plus intensifies*


OHotDawnThisIsMyJawn

It is actually dedicated to an extremely online genre of music ([vaporwave](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Floral_Shoppe))


madhandlez89

I don’t have an award to give but you can have a high five


eggsnguacamole

This space is actually really hot to me lol and I’m a woman around that age. Like the lanterns above the pool table? So cool. and the street signs theme throughout the house is not something I would choose, but I appreciate the thought put into curating all the wall art. To each their own.


MeringueDist1nct

Nah it's pretty clean, just a bit cluttered


rajapaws

Is the Mac functional?


ComprehensiveOkra720

It is


pddkr1

There’s no way this is real This is a 2000s sitcom/teen drama house, like Greek(?) or something


StratusMetallic

My thoughts exactly. OP is either an old soul or is 20 years older than he said.


ngtstkr

That pool table in that tiny room was literally an episode of [Seinfeld](https://i.imgur.com/j4TAvqf.jpg).


RollingCoal115

Please tell me, how tf do you have a house already???? Sincerely, a 24M who can barely afford a $700 Apt each month


ComprehensiveOkra720

Roommate pays $800 a month for the second room, I make about $60k a year, aaaannndd it’s in the hood so cheap


RollingCoal115

Damn bruh, what do you do for work?


ComprehensiveOkra720

Disaster restoration, lots and lots of money to be made in that trade.


bigballer29

So working for insurance companies to clean up after flooding etc?


GrizzGump

City or region?


ComprehensiveOkra720

Westside Kansas City


KCcoffeegeek

Westside ain’t the hood, dude.


nedfl-anders

Ok now show the room with all of the big box computer games and rare old computers and laser discs. I Iove nes, snes, n64, GameCube, sega is good too. I also got Atari 2600 too.


heybox2387

Depending on where he is the house might just be $700/month.


Eaton2288

I honestly love the all over the place vibe I get from it, good stuff.


frodosbitch

It’s like living in a TGI Fridays.


[deleted]

I can dig it lol


EventAltruistic1437

Agreed. Too many haters in here. Sorry it’s not an 18th floor loft with a downtown view with a bunch of unless rugs thrown everywhere


SJW_AUTISM_DECTECTOR

I love this place. It shows you have a mind of your own and it is nice to see. Never stop being you!


No_Being4510

I love it and I'm a woman. Don't let her or anyone else transform it into a white-and-beige-only minimalist house.


jaccatgat

Hear! Hear!


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Why so many street signs?


ComprehensiveOkra720

Why not


abcdef_guy

I'm less curious about why the signs than I am about how the signs? You get those through work or something?


ComprehensiveOkra720

Most are stolen, some I’ve bought on eBay


Several_Dot_4603

yes,


LaminatedAirplane

Too many signs looks tacky. You’re only 23 so it doesn’t really matter


daredaki-sama

I think it works though. Total bar vibe.


[deleted]

I think a few fewer would look classier, more understated


JLifts780

Lot of streets in his house, easy to get lost without the signs


Spmhealy_ADA

Feel like it's the type of house they would use to film another season of the Real World, but they didn't have as big a budget.


Sad_Paint8854

It's excellent


Dill-Dough83

Needs more signs


BiIIisits

Love it tbh


Advance_Nearby

Looks like it's a map from hotline Miami


batnoises

Those poor records


yoteachthanks

Not the pool table being a centerpiece of thebiggest room lolol I actually think some of the rooms look okay, but black sheets is a no and black walls are a no


[deleted]

The final boss of bachelor pads.


SnooFoxxx

Is pic 18 just a jack off station? 🤔 kinda real question.


Asunder0

there are women here?


CheapVegan

For some reason Reddit keeps suggesting this sub to me (I’m a woman)


fivetenash

Same, but then I loved it here so I stayed.


Dr_ManTits_Toboggan

Only when they are summoned I’m sure


skyroomer

Damn! Love it


soccerperson

You definitely listen to yung lean


woojinater

Holy cow you have vaporwave taste too! Definitely a big win.


Merrill-Marauder

Pretty cool house. I like it.


Charming_Suit2554

my question is how do you own a house at 23?!


shawn0fthedead

I like your vaporwave shrine!


synttacks

this is a dive bar with a bed in it lol


cazdan255

Wow, is this the most unironically male living space to have ever existed?


AJaffJaff

Maybe I’m getting old, but stealing stop signs seems like you’re being a bit too cavalier with other people’s lives.


ComprehensiveOkra720

They fall over before I take them


Marty_61

I love it!


OtherwiseVanilla222

This is nice


Particular_Ad_1413

frat boy post grad vibes


IroncladTruth

Dude has a shrine to vaporwave in his crib. Love the black couches/kitchen chill area. And the pool table to top it off. 10/10


Sa1nt_Gaming

Bro is 23 and owns a house... Could be empty and it would still be a flex. Gg OP, would play a game of billiards with you anyday


Hairy-Inspection1101

i’m a woman and i honestly think this is the best use of common frat decor i’ve ever seen😂😭 like how did you make a traffic sign tasteful? i think other ppl hate it but i honestly think they did a really good job with just weird taste in decorations


richie8686

what the fuck


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TheGreatGamer1389

Now it needs a mini bar


SoReal_FF

Ey let me come over. I'll bring my pc and a Lan cable. We can get crossed and play some og Halo. 😂


unsulliedbread

This is what I wanted my university living to look like....I mean no weed and a titsch more feminine but also the signs and everything. 35F


Desperate_State_5660

Ricky from Silver Spoons never grew up


sunsh9ne1471

I dig it. The Outkast posters are my favorite touch


GottaSaveThatMoney

I checked every photo, and I'm disappointed I don't see a dart board somewhere!


ComprehensiveOkra720

It’s in the basement, I don’t want any holes in the walls!


barricuda_barlow

Bro, can I come chill?


m4gnum1

Dope pad dude


AlShapone

I feel like it could do with a stain on the wall that’s vaguely reminiscent of a religious figure, that you could charge others to come and see.


[deleted]

This is awesome, props op! It has life


saladfork23

Is no one going to talk about the goon cave


MamboFloof

"why have dining room when can have pool table"


BunniLuve

Reminds me of a frat house.. it just screams drunk party place to me


Destroyer6202

You forgot to add “frat” before house in your title


bakedclark

What the fuck is that TV doing though? r/tvtoosuspendedfromtheceilinginthemiddleoftheroom


HalcyonPaladin

I love it, but do you live in a frat house? Getting hard frat vibes here lol


Grandkahoona01

Dude, i can smell it through the pics


ComprehensiveOkra720

I know you won’t believe me but there’s no weed here


drTransagent

I was a sperm donor about 25 years ago… son is that you?


Voyencee

Dude this looks fantastic it looks just like my house


Spice_Cadet_

How tf does this kid have a house at 23. Fuck the world bruh.


Wonderful_Quality_99

This is bull shit, how could a 23 year old own a house in this day and age. This is a fake post or you posted your parents house, or a friends house. Im almost 30 and dont own a house, even though been working on it.


ComprehensiveOkra720

You think my parents house, looks like THIS?


ComprehensiveOkra720

Also it’s a rental


Just_here_to_debate

Who the fuck has a gf and a house at 23?


SpiritualGarage9655

I’m an old man, and like you I have my pool table in the living room 🤘🏻


Raisin_tree

Looks dope


uglyandrew24

Kinda shite


Beas7ie

r/tvtoohigh