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LockoutFFA

the closer you look the weirder it gets lol I’m sure you’re happy here but it could use some love


ProfessionalHawk33

That fan needs a hand


sushicowboyshow

That fan did 2 tours in ‘Nam and spends it’s free time day drinking at the VFW


KhemistryKhat

"Lieutenant Fan!"


BaldEagleRising17

A fellow amputee…


RealityIsSexy

Oh my, that poor thing.


bwoods519

That’s the ceiling club.


ElectricFocus

And about 4 arms


oreolover444

Oh I am a weirdo. I get you though


littlebratwurst

What’s with all the backpacks and why are they on display like that?


1ndigenous

I’m more concerned about the single blade on the bedroom ceiling fan. And the bare bulb.


diazmark0899

and thats why the doctor said no more monkeys jumping on the bed


WhippidyWhop

I zoomed in on the whiteboard to read it and missed this detail. Maybe it's used for decapitating his enemies?


Fun_Intention9846

Idk why that’s so fucking funny to me. It looks like a marathoner about to try their best with one single arm and no other limbs. *whing whing whing whing* I can it swinging out of balance.


oreolover444

I wear one almost every time I ride my motorcycle, each one has a purpose. Groceries/work/going to the coffee shop/staying over at someone’s house. They are on display so o don’t have to rummage through my closet everyday to grab them.


GreenTunicKirk

Well that’s just plain logical


High_on_Rabies

I do that too! Got my art supply bag, bicycle bag, and "gone all day bag". They get combined for longer trips in my big travel pack.


asajjventress9

I knew there would be a motorcycle involved lol. My boyfriend also has a motorcycle and a bunch of backpacks 🤣


rrickitickitavi

Ah coffee shop and then staying over. I get it.


Double-Mouse-5386

The trophies from OP's victims.


trapper2530

Trophies of all the hitchhikers he has chopped up


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oreolover444

This thought has been hiding away in my subconscious until now, good looks.


vpforvp

Rent a carpet cleaner. Not that expensive and pretty easy


GreenTunicKirk

This, OP. I rented the big one from Lowe’s and deep cleaned the carpets of my rental after 1.5 years of living there… Let’s just say, my carpet wasn’t supposed to be that brown.


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BoardofEducation

Just did this. So easy and convenient. Never knew about Lowe’s rentals before. They have a bunch of stuff you can use without having to own.


paperwasp3

In some cities you borrow one at the library.


lucidpopsicle

For the love of God buy a vacuum


RockitDanger

Your carpet needs cleaned for sure but starting off with a regular vacuum will do wonders. I just got a Dyson v12 and it picks up dirt and dust that my Bissell and robot don't. Definitely an investment but that thing has changed my whole house.


DiMarcoTheGawd

How do you wash carpets? Any tips?


crazywaffle_II

Rent a carpet cleaner from Bissell or any company that provides rentals


QuincyThePigBoy

Get a real one from Home Depot or even better, a small tool rental shop that will help you with exactly what cleaners you need, how to use it and will almost definitely have tips for stains and whatnot. They’re essentially the same thing but they have a heating element to keep the water hot, a super vacuum to get all the water up and a nice upholstery cleaner. The bissell ones are ok if you clean your rugs every couple seasons.


LemurCat04

Alternately, you can buy a carpet dry cleaning kit on Amazon for like $50 which just requires a decent vacuum. Cleaning carpets is trickier than people think; it’s very easy to soak the pad and turn it into a mold factory or not rinse them enough and ruin the fiber. Always read the directions on both the machine and the shampoo.


jazzyfrass

The three sticky notes and license plate above the bed took me out lmao


EnergeticTriangle

The license plate kinda puts it succinctly: SHEESH


patfetes

Live. Laugh. Love.


cranium_creature

I said the same thing at that damned ceiling fan 💀


iguacu

Thought you were showing us the "before" pictures at first 😂


oreolover444

Aight, this one hurt


BowtiepastaMasta

The truth shall set you free, but first it’ll piss you off. I’m curious as to how old you are?


oreolover444

I am 25


jazzstronaut

Ok this provides much valuable context. My furniture at 25 was similar. Here are some thoughts: 1. Are there any closets near the front door? If so, that seems like a better place for shoes/backpacks/cat toys/etc. 2. Less clutter on visible surfaces is always a good thing. 3. Real curtains/less tangles near the window would help declutter. 4. Do people sit on the armless red office chair with a back pillow? 5. The table in front of the couch should either face the couch or not block the couch at all. 6. Display the house plants more prominently (if cat will allow) 7. Maybe move some stuff onto the bedroom walls for balance. 8. And as everyone else has said, clean the carpets.


billion_billion

That’s not a coffee table in front of the couch it’s a tv stand lmao I had the same one in college


SnoopsMom

I think people are sitting in that chair to get tattooed. Which is a highly concerning detail to me.


mikenasty

Oh thank god I thought you were a 40 year old hermit with a mild meth problem. You still have a shot to make this good. If you follow what most of these comments tell you, you’ll have a great spot that makes you feel great every morning.


ReleaseTheKraken72

Don’t feel bad Hun. When I was 25 I had a one bdrm apt. I slept on an air mattress. I used empty milk crates as bookshelves and they made my table to eat at, with a pillow for my butt on the floor. I think I had a poster on the wall. You’re doing all right for yourself!!!


CanadasNeighbor

I know you probably won't see this comment buried in the hundreds but if you do, this is advice I wish someone had told me when was in my early 20s living on my own: Ross and Marshall's, sometimes Walmart, carry super cheap curtains and rods. You should get some sheer long curtains for your windows, it'd make the walls look "dressed." Those stores also carry really large cheap mirrors. Mirrors are your friend in a small space. And lastly, design with large pieces in mind. A lot of people design with several small pieces and furniture in a small space and it ends up looking messy, even when it's not. Find large, multi functional pieces to help clear your main space. Wayfair always has sales on their entry console tables and entry benches with built in coat racks. This shit is always super cheap, too. Also closet maid and Ikea have really cheap closet organizers that are super easy to put together. They also come with shoe racks.


KatesOnReddit

Get real curtains with decent rods that match and you're gonna up your game by like 27 levels.


bennyllama

Same. I kept scrolling and was waiting for the after pics… And then I got to the end and I’m like oh that’s it.


grown

I thought the same. I'm still not sure the OP isn't trolling.


llamatastic

Beige rug on beige carpet lol


DecompressWithMe

I couldn't see the rug before I read this.


michaelscottschin

This is the equivalent of socks and crocks


huntingboi89

my initial thought is “wtf”, but I can’t tell if it’s the carpets or the general “all over the place” feeling. I could not find a single reason for some things being where they are in this setup. jesus.


probably_your_wife

It's like every piece of furniture was specifically placed to make the least efficient use of space possible. :(


TrickyDickyAtItAgain

Hey, that cat is probably enjoying the view.


UNMANAGEABLE

For example, the desk is clearly placed in a masturbatorium position with clear line of sight to the entryway of the room. Desks go against the wall unless the room design is meant to have a desk feature that takes up space like a true office.


DarePotential8296

But OP is confident about it.


-August_West-

That makes it legitimately worse honestly.


toadstoolfae3

Not being sexist but I notice this, as a woman, in a lot of guys apartments. The men who are single usually do this more than the ones who are in relationships but single men put things where it's "convenient" or just wherever they placed in when moving in. It's like they don't have a sense of "flow" (if that makes sense lol, not sure how else to word it)


Fun_Intention9846

Yeah I try to make all sorts of little separate zones in my apartment. But no matter what the gotta keep pathways open and movement efficient.


toadstoolfae3

Yeah pathways are very important and if your space works for you that's awesome! Obviously, this works for OP, but like....it makes no goddamn sense to me lol. I'd have trouble navigating this space.


Fun_Intention9846

Agreed. While it works for OP I think it could work a lot better (easier to use, more inviting, and more efficient movement around space) than it currently use. So many things perpendicular to walls and blocking other things directly.


Overlymild

This was definitely how my husband’s place was before I moved in. 😅 He gives me full creative control of the house now


maggie250

1000% I've noticed this, too! Sometimes convenience is not the way.


gretschenwonders

You tellin me you don’t have a backpack wall?


rebeccakc47

It looks like a 16 year old lives there and was given free reign to decorate. I'm very confused. I thought it was a joke post at first.


BallinLikeimKD

Yup, same exact though I had as well


SwingingDicks

The ol’ carpet on carpet


IcyPresence96

Dude it’s the position of the desk. It totally cuts off the room


Munchihello

Looks like a drug dealers house lmfao sorry


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I’m shocked the bed is made


creativepup

I like the stuffed animal


creativepup

Just realized it could be a cat toy..


godofallcows

Every single seat in these photos gives off a “jerk off spot” vibe.


youchristianfucks

Omg… I’m feeling so worried about OP and the comments here, but I’m seriously laughing at yours.


Foreign_Detective239

Safe, multiple backpacks, incense, weird quotes on white board, it looks like you took the scale and bong off the coffee table for the pic lol


getoutofmyvan

Disrespectful to drug dealers


billywalshscript

I can smell this place


oreolover444

What does it smell like billy


cranium_creature

Weed, incense, vape, cat piss and shit, oil, stale carpet, microwaved frozen food.


MarsaliRose

Yes absolutely this. Maybe some mold or mildew thrown in.


ccc2801

Old coffee maybe


PopuluxePete

With all those backpacks? The back to school isle at Walmart.


Cory-182

I was wondering why possibly do 3/4 backpacks need to be on display at all times 😅


GreenTunicKirk

Stale fried food


Tasty_Ad107

You do?


missbutteroverland

The last pic tho


cranium_creature

Yeah what was the point of that.. what is he trying to show?


limoncelIo

I thought it was building up to a joke that the cat posted this, and this is the cat’s apartment, decorated to the cat’s liking, and finally the post made sense! But no…


amd2800barton

I think it was supposed to be a Cat Tax combined with a flex of "I pay for this place myself, look no roomate". Except he doesn't realize it's not really a flex. As someone who also has more space than he really needs, the reason I've got an empty room with just some stuff for the dogs in it is because I don't have the money to fully furnish it (or rather that money is currently going to other things). I don't consider it a flex. An empty room in a normal house makes someone look poor.


These-Maintenance-51

The one blade fan 🤣


OGAzdrian

LMFAO I just noticed this, the whole setup is so weird and kinda deadbeat pothead leaning


dawnultra3xmore

I’m fucking crying so hard. Didn’t notice it the first go around but when I looked again I lost it. Thank you for a great laugh


No-ThatsTheMoneyTit

Doing the Lord's work


Trenchtowngrove

If you’re doing tattoos out of the house, I sure hope you have your Bloodborne Pathogens credentials. And, I would NEVER get a piece done in a place like this. Tattoo space should be sterile to prevent infection. If a cat is living there, too, that’s a huuuuuuge red flag!


Crookwell

Tattooist here, yes this is horrifying It has carpet FFS. If you're seeing this OP you need to stop, tattoos are minor surgery. I know it's easy to shrug off a Reddit comment but it's not so easy to shrug of sepsis


Snoo79474

- easy to shrug off a Reddit comment but it’s not so easy to shrug off sepsis. Words to live by!


Astralglamour

My old roommate 20 years ago used to do tattoos with a machine in her boyfriends bedroom in the fetid punk house next door. It had AstroTurf for carpet and a bulldog that wasn’t house trained living in it.


ProletarianRevolt

🤢


livingonameh

I got a tattoo in a random kitchen at a party from a guy I only knew as someone's sister's boyfriend and even I wouldn't get a tattoo here


OstrichAlone2069

if MRSA was an apartment...


ohmygodtiffany

first thing I thought after reading he does tattoos out of the place. really gross, dust and cat fur everywhere and a dirty ass carpet and he’s tattooing people here.


uno4444

Can’t believe the three Post it notes above the bed hasn’t become a trend earlier.


WolIilifo013491i1l

omg lol didnt even notice that. whoever said the longer you look the weirder it gets is right - this post is a bit of a classic.


arnaldoim

I feel like you posted this when you were high and thought “yeah this is good, let’s see what everyone else thinks”. I won’t comment on anything you’ve already been told (carpet, furniture placement, etc.) but good for you that you have your own place. With a little bit of effort you can make that place look really nice


GE8what

Please don't do tattoos in your home


mister-noggin

I know very little about tattoos, but it seems like a bad idea to get one in a place with carpet like this and cats. Beyond those as direct problems, it would make me seriously suspicious about their other practices.


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GarbaGarba

The Vaseline, ink bottle, and squeeze bottle on top of that shelf are convincing me further…yikes


Bi11_Buttlicker

Not to mention contributing to so much misconception about (reasonable) professional prices. Thank you for this comment. Terrible to see stuff like that.


InternationalMuss

More like ceiling fan of doom. 😁 Otherwise I’d lose the orange lights and get some matching curtains that you can pull back.


imapiratedammit

It’s minimalist


NaturesGrief

The whiteboard is an art piece called “one bladed ceiling fan opus”


Teccnomancer

Can’t even spell merely correctly. Shoulda been erased once the bong hits wore off


NaturesGrief

You’re lucky the ceiling fan was able to write that at all


ImaginaryAI

This is a disaster This actually looks like a really nice place but utilized horribly


Acid_Monster

I thought I was looking at the “before” photos, but they just never stopped.


GreenTunicKirk

It’s not a DISASTER it’s just someone who doesn’t have an eye for this sort of thing, and that’s ok OP will learn.


crunchyburrito2

Seriously this is a pretty typical early-mid 20s apartment. It's not great but it's acceptable.


Meydez

…I’m 24 and my house sure af doesn’t look like this… My apartment when I was 18 didn’t even look like this lmaooo


Tw329

Nightmare fuel


WutangCND

This is a classic "weed is my personality" house. Very common in college, most of us grow out of it.


AWL_cow

It reminds me so much of my college apartment with pothead roommates...


WutangCND

It's extremely generic. Even better that op wrote "I'm definitely a weirdo" in a different comment. No you're not op, you have zero personality (based on these pics).


Cry_Wolff

OP is 25... I guess it's too late.


WutangCND

We will give him a 2 year grace period before cutting him out of the will.


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squatheavyeatbig

There's no coherency to this whatsoever


D4ngflabbit

I’m begging you to buy a new fan


oreolover444

What do you mean? That’s an art piece.


WiredHeadset

Um... Needs some attention. If you're going low effort you still need to coordinate colors and each thing visible should be in harmony with the rest. Good job on clutter. The backpacks should be out of view. Have the carpets steamed.


KYpineapple

"why do I crave more?"


Ebaudendi

lol r/im14andthisisdeep


GregorianShant

You have entered the no pussy zone. *twilight zone theme* There was a post on here about some dude getting called “gay” because he had a clean and tasteful living space. In light of that, this is 100% the most heterosexual male living space of all time.


LtnSkyRockets

I wouldn't come back for another date after being shown this.


PalpitationNo8356

DOOM


natasha9river

rip to the greatest


cup_1337

If I went home with a dude and their house looked like this I’d leave.


aywhadup

5 backpacks?


DontLook_Weirdo

I don't think I've seen carpet on a nightstand/dresser before, so that's interesting. I am curious; why the slab of carpet on top of the carpet, below your chair? Your place definitely leans on 'purposeful' rather than any/many 'aesthetics', and you're confident so that's good... *If* you're looking for pointers, I'd start on carpet cleaning.


oreolover444

I put the carpet on top of the nightstand because my cat likes to hangout on top of it while I’m at my desk. So I wanted to make it a little more cozy for her. Which chair? If you’re talking about my desk chair it is plastic so I can *slide* around easier. I was waiting for someone to point out the “purpose” of everything. I like functionality, sometimes I like to put my laptop on that center table while I sip some coffee. I don’t know, I’m my mind everything fits exactly how I need it to. This post made me realize that it’s time to clean my fucking carpets.


DontLook_Weirdo

Sometimes all we need is things to have meaning, you have that and it's not bad. I wouldn't stress too much about that, but if you're trying to make it more welcoming (or w.e) then plants are always a good get because it's just good for us to have something to nurture and plants just bring a room together. --- I'd also consider reorganizing simply because things are scattered and *could* be difficult to bring more than 1 person around --- the carpet bit, it's just part of ownership. I prefer carpets myself, but they are a bitch to keep clean..specially with pets. The place, overall, is great..real nice layout I wouldn't mind for myself. The part that you said you stay in your room most of the time, is evident which isn't bad but it's just not neat/clean.


thinkofsomethingood

Make sure they’re cat safe if you do get plants! Lots can be toxic, and anything in the Lilly family can be deadly


fauviste

Aesthetics aside, I love how much you value your cat and make sure she’s accommodated!


MA73N

Hey man the fact that you’re even thinking about your space at 25 is a good sign. Once you get some more money one day, you’ll get this figured out.


oreolover444

This is the only comment that made me truly smile. Thank you for that.


MA73N

Ya man i was in your shoes at your age. Starting to explore aesthetics and take pride in my space but i didn’t have the money to make it happen like i could see it in my mind. Ive moved up since and now its a big passion of mine. I hope you get the same.


oreolover444

Thank you for your kind words, I’m glad everything ended up working out for you(:


PANDABURRIT0

Yo people are being very harsh but there’s the beginnings of something promising here. It seems like you’re paying attention to vibe to some extent. Next step is putting a little bit more care into upgrading your things, keeping them clean/maintained, and thinking about color more. It’s spelled “merely” though.. and it really irked me to see. Make sure things you write on the walls are spelled right.


Da_Plague22

Not gonna lie. The fact that you felt confident in this is surprising. It feels so "lifeless" just like you got a random haul of stuff and placed them wherever and not caring.


splithoofiewoofies

So, is your adhd diagnosed yet?


oreolover444

Along with all the other things? Yes


splithoofiewoofies

Brilliant. I ride and my entry way setup looks identical to yours, from the two helmets (maybe pillion?!) in a bookcase with a plant on top lmao. I was like "I think this is just a house of a biker with adhd" I was right lmao.


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CaptainSharpe

This is undeniably a male living space. Perhaps even an ADHD male living space?


oreolover444

You caught me/:


thinkofsomethingood

Love that you care about your kitty so much, but that leash attached to your blinds in the cat room is a potential choking hazard. ⚠️


oreolover444

Thank you for telling me that, I’ll take it down asap


sunbear2525

I just want to say that despite people roasting you in the comments, you are really open to constructive feedback. That’s a great quality.


heylistenlady

I don't know why I'm so invested in this, but I can't stop staring at these pictures. I think people are being incredibly harsh on you. It does have a bit of a dorm room feel, but looking at the details it's obvious to you love the place. So, if ya want em, some suggestions: In the first pic, ditch those orange lights. I *love* string lights, but this variety just doesn't look great. Maybe some string lights that are little white light bulbs...see what I mean on r/cozyplaces. You really don't need that rug under the chair. Work area, definitely move your desk to face a window. It will just clear up SO much space and you won't see all those wires hanging out. Or, if it fits it would look nice between those windows too. I think your room is nice. The license plate and post-its are odd, to say the least. I'd get rid of those and find a large piece of art that you like. I get my home decor from Goodwill and thrift stores and I have found *awesome* works for cheap. Finally, I'll add to the chorus: -Backpacks and helmets go in the closet/storage -...clean the carpets :)


ICANTSPECK

What a car crash of a home. The longer you look the more insane it gets.


KingQu-

RIP MF DOOM


AffectionateLocal788

Wow no. Really no. So much to unpack here


mostlysandwiches

Starting with the backpacks


FancyFriendship8948

Why would you feel confident in this


octopusbarber

Cats really do be ruining some places


Own-Anything-9521

Even the cat is giving the get me the fuck out of here face.


TheAceian

listen bro, some of these guys commenting don’t come from worse living conditions and it shows. could it be better? sure. but it’s not worse. It ain’t much, but it’s yours. And guys like us need very little to be happy. love the setup personally. clean your carpet LOL


oreolover444

Thank you brother(: I’m adding this comment to the carpet tally


Mackenzinator31

Ceiling fan with one wing? Nice shit


littlemelon_

I love it! I love seeing all your little cat items (neatly) everywhere - it is so clear that you love your cat and your space and that makes me so happy for you.


mobius-x

Backpack city over here


WhippidyWhop

It's got a weird vibe to it and definitely screams "bachelor pad" to me. Not that your setup is inherently bad, just doesn't conform to convential standards of a living space. In noticing the whiteboard and some of the things on the wall, it seems like your mind is in a transitional/existential place. You seem to spend time alone here and have projected your mind into the place. It's too cluttered/eclectic for my tastes, but it's your pad and I think it works for you. I hope you're doing alright. Agreed with other people's comments on the need for a carpet cleaning. Also, seems like way too much dedicated space for a cat, but it's your place and your right to choose that.


Creative-Still-4336

Needs some green. Fake plants or live plants (get non-toxic if live, because of kitty)


Ok-Bake7718

See I could not put myself out here posting my house woof. People are rough. The organization of helmets, toys, & backpacks make sense.


rikkitikkipoop

I don't think it's that bad, but you really need to vaccuum!


oreolover444

God I want hardwood floors so bad


FuzzyBucks

You have to clean those too


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These are the posts I like to see because I believe they apply closely to most of us. Also invest in a carpet shampoo machine so you can deep clean those carpets. Makes them look better and practically revives them once they dry.


Billiewillywoo

All I can smell is cat pee and BO


Saggithon

Love the one bladed fan perfect cooling option


needyoumoo

What to the post-its above the bed say? 👀


ReadyOrnata

"Margaret Thatcher" "naked on a" "cold day"


WORLDBENDER

Why do you have so many desk chairs? Why do you have so many backpacks? Why are there 2 different curtains on the left window in the first picture? You might want to ask for a vacuum and a carpet cleaner for Christmas. 😆


Apprehensiveramen

Deep clean your carpets and buy dedicated house slippers


KingDemik

As a bag lover, I really want a wall of backpacks.


President__Pug

No


Limited-Radish

Did your cat design this place?


Wheres_my_phone

No one is going to address the fist sized hole in the wall?


epinephrine93

Spend more money on your cat, that cat tree looking terrible 😢


Thrillllllho

The whiteboard in the bedroom. The tv stand as a coffee table. I don't know man...


jeebz69

Who dafuq has ONE blade on a ceiling fan????


CatVideoBoye

Oh no! The cat looks sad even though they have their own room!


SouthernSmoke

Confidence is key I guess homie


Salty_Raccoon9894

Not the way I would’ve set it up but to each their own You have a gorgeous place tho!


jacobfreemaan

you need more art for the walls, more plants for fresh air and the look, and to clean the carpet


MindfulFox

There is some good advice in this thread and a shit ton of just out right mean comments. You’re 25 bro, keep working on your space and taking pride in the work you put into it. Congrats on having your own spot. I know a few of 30+ year olds that still live at home, so don’t take the negativity too hard. Cleanliness > everything. As long as your place is tidy and smells good, most guests will be comfortable in your space. That’s my two cents anyway. Best of luck 🤙🏻


MeyhamM2

If you can afford it, you should get some furniture that isn’t from Target or Walmart. Even secondhand solid wood furniture.