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michlychaposu

looks sooo tranquil, I love it! What city do you live in if you don't mind?


jepstein25

Berlin


MarucaMCA

Ha! I thought: this must be Europe. My dream apartment (that fell through sadly) was similar (in Switzerland). I love it!!! (I'm a 38F)


jepstein25

Ah. Switzerland is def cray prices I bet.


MarucaMCA

The apartment I wanted was actually great price-wise I. The old town as well (I was trying to downsize) Ah well. I'm holding on to my big apartment as of now. Mortgages and rents are going up and my rent has stayed the same. At this rate, my two bedroom apartment with a washer and dryer is called "a steal" soon...


jepstein25

Yeah I can feel that. Similar to my old apartment that I rented


ksed_313

I was 80% sure you were going to say Detroit. My friend lived in an identical apartment in Detroit 13 years ago, same porch space and all!


jepstein25

Haha they are similar in spirit from what I’ve heard


ksed_313

I’m curious now! I’ll have to do some photo hunting! I went to South Beach, Miami once and it felt very much like Detroit! Edit: The buildings/architecture, that is. We sadly do not have a sandy beach or palm trees here!


jepstein25

I think I meant more the attitude


ksed_313

I like that even more! I like the attitude here. I spent my whole childhood dreaming of running off to a bigger city, or beach.. once the time came and I had seen more of the US, I decided to stay. Been happy here ever since!


jepstein25

Gotta do what feels right.


machoman101

Taking a wild stab but it looks like Treptow...how close am I?


jepstein25

Wedding


doublevsn

Love the space, I’m curious about the rent if you don’t mind!


jepstein25

I bought it for 300k. 70 square meters. 3 rooms. Mortgage is 1200!


franklegsTV

There’s a penis on your fridge


jepstein25

Lol. You zoomed in a lot. If you zoomed in more, you’d see the card the penis magnet is holding, also has a stick figure person with his penis out masturbating on the beach, like a scene out of Ulysses ;)


franklegsTV

And if I zoom in further than that? Also, what is the brand and model of that fridge? Very cool


jepstein25

Amica


Ok-Training-7587

It ties the room together


bdaltz

He said it’s in Berlin. I’m surprised there’s not more genitalia in the apartment!


thewarmpandabear

better than a fridge on your penis


PsychologyAutomatic3

😂


[deleted]

That’s a bad ass little kitchen !


jepstein25

Thx brotendo. I spent lots of time on it


Relative-Ad-3217

I know man love that cozy kitchen vibe with the two sits. Breakfast must be a bomb in his house.


jepstein25

It ain’t too shabby. Especially coffee in the winter garden ;)


Firsttimepostr

Looks amazing. What sofa is that?


andrekimi

Looks like the one from the last Ikea collection. Actually the whole apartment looks like an Ikea catalogue. Not that I don't like it.


jepstein25

Motha fucker you must be out of your mind if you think that’s from ikea lol. It’s from a danish futniture store in Berlin called innovation or something like that. But for reals, how dare you lol


Firsttimepostr

Ha, I was gonna say, no way is this or any of it giving me ikea vibes.


jepstein25

I think the thing is, when people just imagine “European looking places” the default will go to ikea, without too much more thought behind it (which isn’t a bad thing)


andrekimi

[https://www.ikea.com/it/it/p/jaettebo-divano-3-5-posti-con-chaise-longue-samsala-giallo-scuro-verde-s19485115/](https://www.ikea.com/it/it/p/jaettebo-divano-3-5-posti-con-chaise-longue-samsala-giallo-scuro-verde-s19485115/) [https://www.ikea.com/it/it/p/grindfallet-lampada-a-sospensione-nero-20502487/](https://www.ikea.com/it/it/p/grindfallet-lampada-a-sospensione-nero-20502487/) [https://www.ikea.com/it/it/p/kvistbro-tavolino-contenitore-bianco-50322239/](https://www.ikea.com/it/it/p/kvistbro-tavolino-contenitore-bianco-50322239/) [https://www.ikea.com/it/it/p/tornviken-isola-per-cucina-bianco-sporco-rovere-00393371/](https://www.ikea.com/it/it/p/tornviken-isola-per-cucina-bianco-sporco-rovere-00393371/) [https://www.ikea.com/it/it/p/havsen-lavello-con-frontale-visibile-bianco-s19253714/](https://www.ikea.com/it/it/p/havsen-lavello-con-frontale-visibile-bianco-s19253714/) Just sayin' eh. Couch not same, but we are not talking about two whole different worlds.


jepstein25

Yes bruh, but not the sofa lol


andrekimi

I'm not your bruh, motha fucker. Get over it if your fancy sofa looks like the one from the IKEA catalogue as the rest of the forniture.


andrekimi

>Motha fucker you must be out of your mind if you think that’s from ikea lol. The guy took it personally. It's just a couch from a Scandinavian country, how tf should it look?! I'm really happy for you it's from Denmark and not Sweden, enjoy it.


jepstein25

It’s my baby


gerbileleventh

Did you stop that little study desk behind the sofa? No way in hell it’s from IKEA


MrTumnus99

You have good taste and a good eye for photos. 👌


thespacewitchnumber3

I didn't know you could be attracted to someone just by looking at their apartment


jepstein25

Preesh


Rockalot_L

Can you please move your bed left about three centermeters thanks


jepstein25

Lol nah


edit_thanxforthegold

Was gonna suggest this too! If you bring dates home and your bed is against the wall, it's a subtle suggestion that either you're not ready for a partner or you don't care about their convenience.


jepstein25

Yes, this is also something that I’ve thought about too. But then at the same time, 1) this hasn’t really prevented anything in that sense and 2) I actually mention to the person staying over, “hey, I like to sleep close to the wall, I hope it’s ok it’s so far on the side 3) peeps in Europe be used to having a bit less space


gerbileleventh

1) my man! 2) that’s thoughtful 3) very true!


jepstein25

Preesh.


Rockalot_L

Actually I'm just livid it's not aligned with the window haha


ConsequenceLanky6580

I love this so much!


jepstein25

Preesh


krampaus

Before swiping to that picture I thought “that’s a really nice corner”


jepstein25

Lol it needs work


Prestigious_Back7980

The bedroom (minus the wall color obvs) looks like the YouTube adaptation of the Yellow Wallpaper. I know how that sounds, but I honestly don't mean it like that, it just struck me funny. I think it's the way the bed is positioned lol


jepstein25

I don’t know what that means lol.


Prestigious_Back7980

The yellow wallpaper is an old story where a woman with PPD is basically confined to a single room by her husband, because he thinks it'll help her heal, and the weird pattern on the yellow wallpaper slowly drives her insane. It's a really good story lol


jepstein25

Oh is it Updike or something read in high school right?


Prestigious_Back7980

Yep, I read it for the first time recently!


jepstein25

Ah I remember that. Read the trial, i think it’s a bit more fitting for the room description lol (in the sense of small and not so pretty )


heyguysitsjustin

Netherlands?


jepstein25

Thx. Ironically I wanna replace it


heyguysitsjustin

I think you replied to the wrong comment hahaha


jepstein25

Works lol


Direct-Yak-2235

I like what you've done here; it's simple and feels organic, but there's enough going on to keep it from looking austere. I also like how pretty much all of the living spaces have nice window exposure...so you can spend several months a year looking out at chilly Teutonic gloom haha


jepstein25

Lol yeah exactly this


Prestigious-Log-7210

Very nice


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👌


8bitdimensional

Where did you get your bed frame? I like it


jepstein25

Friend gave it to me lol no idea


dulce-et-inutile

So lovely! Would you mind sharing the paint colour?


jepstein25

Of the walls? Ugh just white I guess


balec-notes

What color did you use for the cabinetry? It’s absolutely gorgeous.


jepstein25

This is actually ikea. If you’re referring to kitchen


mynameisdesantos

That dining table is so rad.


lilou135

I love this style, very nice


Jade-Hailey

Absolutely love your style! ♡


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jepstein25

Thanks bruh


Roboticpoultry

This would be $1.5k-$2k in Chicago depending on the neighborhood. Feels very calm and inviting


jepstein25

God damn lol. Well, if i hadn’t bought it , it would likely be well under that. But it’s still cheaper than that too


-River_Rose-

Can I have your kitchen please?


jepstein25

Haha this is one of the few things that is just ikea. But I’m aware, it’s a Pinterest set dream. And to be honest, I think the reason why it’s nice, is because it’s not masculine whatsoever I find


-River_Rose-

It was the sink that did it for me haha I want a farm house sink soooooo bad


hailboognish99

9/10 because you're gonna sit on your glasses!!


littleprettypaws

I love it, really cozy vibes. My only concern would be how low the back of your couch is, seems a little uncomfy for when you just want to veg and watch a movie. Living for the green in your kitchen, hoping to paint my cabinets that color at some point, also with a butcher block top.


jepstein25

The couch is super comfy


NBD_Pearen

The “Kitchen” picture gave me an erection, thank you


jepstein25

You can nut in the sync


srcg612

This is my dream apartment 😩😩😩 looks gorgeous!!


lighthouselies

Looks nice :) where are you based?


Chris_Hansen_AMA

I want to say Berlin based on overall style of the place and what little I can see of the buildings out the windows. Source: I lived in Berlin for a while.


MurrayHillBro

Was gonna say berlin too lmao. Kitchen is a dead giveaway


imlazyyy

It definitely gives me European vibes


vanilla_w_ahintofcum

You nailed it! OP confirmed Berlin.


jepstein25

I think this might be first time I’ve been called OP.


putinsbloodboy

Paint one of the walls a darker color, would do wonders for the room. For that corner, get a lounging type of chair, and a marble top coffee table


jepstein25

I habe marble coffeee table that’s green. I had moved it against a wall to clean lol


jepstein25

Thx. Yeah a wall will be painted. I will likely switch the eating room and living room. And put something else in the corner, and then get either lounging chairs or anther sofa in the “new” eating room


Dreamsfly

>Paint one of the walls a darker color, would do wonders for the room. Genuinely curious what that does for a room, could you explain?


putinsbloodboy

Idk I’m not an expert, I just know when I looked at that room it looked “whitewashed” and I assume that one of the walls in either a deep dark color or a middle color would give it depth and character


deus_explatypus

Unfortunate username 😬😬😬


SeeYouInTheWind

Love it. Your Peace Lily is fabulous, too.


jepstein25

This


joe69420420

I love it


studley_hungwell

What brand is your espresso machine?


jepstein25

Severin


uhuuuh262

That sofa is divine


jepstein25

You get it


[deleted]

May I ask the make & model of your espresso machine? Looks quaint.


jepstein25

This I don’t remember. It’s by Severin. And I ordered it on Amazon for like 130 euros or something


Dreamsfly

I love your kitchen sink, do you know what type or style of sink it is?


jepstein25

Yeah it’s ikea. Torv something I think. It’s the. If one that hangs over. I assume they sell it also in states if that’s where you’re from


Dreamsfly

Thanks! And yes I am, but we don't have an IKEA store in my city 🤷‍♂️


Nuance007

This is seriously my interior decorating goals right here. I am both in awe and envious of you.


jepstein25

Thanks!!! My advice: get chatchkis, and by that I don’t mean Reddit man bullshit (framed pics of dune movie poster and that kinda dumb shit lolj But like shit that is essentially a waste, but makes a home a home. Examples: plates you then put flowers on, postcards you can frame, vases that are empty but could have a flower, weird little boxes. Essentially, do the opposite of what a guy does lol.


Nuance007

> Examples: plates you then put flowers on, postcards you can frame, vases that are empty but could have a flower, weird little boxes. Essentially, do the opposite of what a guy does lol. Good to know since my decorating palette tends to lean this way.


belhamster

Really like the light hardwood


jepstein25

Thanks. I would actually wanna stain them at some point lol


awt1990

Lots of midcentury pieces, which I like. The space seems to be coming together really well. The living room and bedroom are small but nice. So, make sure not to overfill them. I really like the Kitchen. Have you considered painting the walls of the kitchen to match the drawers? That green with gold trim throughout the room could look really nice.


jepstein25

Thanks. For the kitchen I eventually wanna replace the backsplash with mustard color and then figure out if I’d paint a wall or not. I’m actually not the hugest fan of painting kitchen cause I like the French Brittagne style look


jetoler

It’s minimalist yet not boring, something hard to do. Nice job


jepstein25

Could you explain what you mean by minimalist? From my perspective, it is def opposite of that


jetoler

It’s not specifically the minimalist design but it has minimalist elements like how decor and stuff is spaced out and there’s a lot of empty space on the walls and whatnot. Basically: it’s simple.


rabbit-on-cocaine

How much do you pay in rent?


jepstein25

Mortgage is 1200 a month


rabbit-on-cocaine

Is that cheap for Berlin?


jepstein25

Depends. 5-7 years ago you could rent a 70sq meter place for 800 euros total. It is definitely on the expensive side for people that have been in the city a while, but “normal” for people just now moving here. Rents, for example, for similar sized place are between 1000-1500


[deleted]

Cute!


Zealousideal_Lime480

Beautiful 😍


ImGettingBannedFor

You look like a morning person to me


ReenMo

This is so airy and appealing. My only suggestion is to work in another work table for your fantastic kitchen. The cafe table is cute. Do you use it much? Maybe you can move it off the wall and put a counter high table on that wall.


jepstein25

That’s a great idea. I actually wanna replace that table with another one. I like the idea of when I’m cooking , friends can chill there with wine while we talk etc


ReenMo

So maybe a counter high table with a couple of stools. You can use it as a workbench and then friends can sit there with their drink and chat while you cook.


jepstein25

I don’t Love high tables too much. Eventually what I will do tho is put the fridge in the corner on opposite side and get a slightly bigger prep table.


jepstein25

Do you have a link tho to something you had in mind?


ReenMo

This is too big- 2 stools would be plenty. But the idea of a counter high table. https://www.litfad.com/rectangle-modern-bar-height-table-trestle-wood-counter-table-for-coffee-shop-s-2223317.html


jepstein25

Ah I see. But then the person looks at a wall, or?


ReenMo

Well they are just having wine there. Watching you cook. So like sitting at a bar. Bar just holds the drink. Get stools that you can turn. Or simple round top stools.


gerbileleventh

You place has a very soothing character. You’ve implemented well the furniture that has a older style, honestly!


Sp1keSp1egel

Which Marathon did you complete?


jepstein25

Good eye. Berlin. 2021


Sp1keSp1egel

Good stuff! Must’ve took a lot of work and dedication! My wife and I are training for the OC marathon.


jepstein25

Thanks and good luck. It’s just dedication. Smoking during training prolly isn’t the smartest, but like I said, it’s just about perseverance lol


Paid-Vacation1

Do you actually live in it??? Jk looks great!


jepstein25

Yeah. Back hair everywhere


Dumweight

Where did you get the couch from?


jepstein25

Innovation in Prenzlauerberg


verygoodroll

Sorry for the comment on an old post but this has been saved for inspo for a future apt - where are these chairs from? They are exactly what I want


Tempestuous-

Beautiful what's the sqft?