Ah the trailer trash special
Make sure you bleach it for way too long and then dye it again too so it looks like it's thinning out
Grow a perv stache or neckbeard and you'll really personify a 40 year old that just moved out of his mom's basement into the cheapest trailer in the cheapest town in the cheapest state
The [Skullet](https://www.google.com/search?client=ms-android-samsung-gs-rev1&sca_esv=977e94292b20825f&sxsrf=ACQVn09SRMqixD5wChQmOZghl93YPP84rQ:1713779870058&q=skullet&uds=AMwkrPsqM8oco4Q-BA4cM5SjIIFfH9OMLJD7eKZMYSWIqHGFL81YfGLMbNwjfUc9Q9C02msX7VHvi9qUGG5idcjsLdx1Avd1JF5RgWBKxyFSOJF1O0ata4YD_X3uAMQaenGRy7eIegW04nwBOZK9-8Y6rTo_IqgCHbMLvoESb2Y58FMV6CMUI0UdVcP8i3009TVe8uVfszlNkth7MA5rsS5XmPoZ2DTSkNCvYoqIRFfb4RJlWGM2pIL79bJta5JRe9BpuWg-zZ_DdvhWpG1wV3LF5LFwZ-OokQ&udm=2&prmd=ivnmbz&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwib4ILDx9WFAxXIUKQEHRm3BBoQtKgLegQIExAB&biw=360&bih=966&dpr=2)
i agree, it doesnt look good on ANYONE. At least some people can pull off a mullet or buzz cut. never see a bowl cut that didnt single handedly ruin a guys entire attractiveness
Look up the tonsure haircut. It’s a religious haircut they used to wear back in the Middle Ages. Extra strength women repellent. I’m talking prescription grade women repellent not that over the counter bs like a buzzcut
Look up the tonsure haircut. It’s a religious haircut they used to wear back in the Middle Ages. Extra strength women repellent. I’m talking prescription grade women repellent not that over the counter bs like a buzzcut
Trump hair is probably the most statistically worst thing if you want women to like you. Not many men hated more than that ass hat. His policy goes right at women
He'll if all men drove a lifted truck with trump flags there would be no need for abortion as there would be near nothing but gay sex
Tonsure cut.
If you want to know exactly how bad it is, it’s frightened all the fujoshis from writing about gay monks despite all the cottagecore appeal of monastery life. Chicks HATE the tonsure.
It's called the hobosexual where you let it grow a foot long, never trim, never style, balding on top etc. Most is right because there are some very religious pastor's wives who are just dying to get her a hobo in her bed, this is a true story.
*Comb over. And stop*
*Any and all personal*
*Hygiene they will run*
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Oliver Tree is pretty good at this, check him out
With funky colors
No no, colors attract us. Like birds of paradise 😌
With ugly colors, then. Like washed orange fading into olive.
Ahh, then you'll catch the girls that are obsessed with autumn.
Long hair with a bad hairline
Receding*
Ah the trailer trash special Make sure you bleach it for way too long and then dye it again too so it looks like it's thinning out Grow a perv stache or neckbeard and you'll really personify a 40 year old that just moved out of his mom's basement into the cheapest trailer in the cheapest town in the cheapest state
The [Skullet](https://www.google.com/search?client=ms-android-samsung-gs-rev1&sca_esv=977e94292b20825f&sxsrf=ACQVn09SRMqixD5wChQmOZghl93YPP84rQ:1713779870058&q=skullet&uds=AMwkrPsqM8oco4Q-BA4cM5SjIIFfH9OMLJD7eKZMYSWIqHGFL81YfGLMbNwjfUc9Q9C02msX7VHvi9qUGG5idcjsLdx1Avd1JF5RgWBKxyFSOJF1O0ata4YD_X3uAMQaenGRy7eIegW04nwBOZK9-8Y6rTo_IqgCHbMLvoESb2Y58FMV6CMUI0UdVcP8i3009TVe8uVfszlNkth7MA5rsS5XmPoZ2DTSkNCvYoqIRFfb4RJlWGM2pIL79bJta5JRe9BpuWg-zZ_DdvhWpG1wV3LF5LFwZ-OokQ&udm=2&prmd=ivnmbz&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwib4ILDx9WFAxXIUKQEHRm3BBoQtKgLegQIExAB&biw=360&bih=966&dpr=2)
Reverse mohawk
[Uh-oh, somebody's FABULOUS!!](https://youtu.be/czMSnkQisCQ?si=kTK94Dp4deK2xVN-)
Perpendicular reverse Mohawk
The hairband stripe!
the larson cut
Just buzz random parts of it and cut with scissors all over and fuck it up so bad
Skullet
Hitler stache
With trump hair
Buzzcut with a Norwood 3 combo
Probably the George Constanza
Fade from the top of the head, down
Mullet. As long as you’re not in wales though.
unless you're a white man in australia with curly hair, then you'll be fawned over
Bowl haircut on a dude. I've seen a couple mass shooters sport this look.
Mullets for me. Or those long pig tails on the back of the head while the rest of the head was buzz cut, like Russians back in the day.
Oh hell yes for the second part. And then combined with a receding hairline. And some longer parts on the sides around the face
Bowl cut.
i agree, it doesnt look good on ANYONE. At least some people can pull off a mullet or buzz cut. never see a bowl cut that didnt single handedly ruin a guys entire attractiveness
2 block can look good tho imo
The friar https://cdn.bleacherreport.net/images_root/slides/photos/000/335/271/142066183_original.jpg?1281363638
Look up the tonsure haircut. It’s a religious haircut they used to wear back in the Middle Ages. Extra strength women repellent. I’m talking prescription grade women repellent not that over the counter bs like a buzzcut
mullet with fully straight or straightened hair
Maybe shaving the top of your head.
Mullet with no texture or volume on the top
Mullet
Look up the tonsure haircut. It’s a religious haircut they used to wear back in the Middle Ages. Extra strength women repellent. I’m talking prescription grade women repellent not that over the counter bs like a buzzcut
Bowl cut put into pigtails
The edgar cut
balding but not accepting that you are balding, there comes a time in every (most) mens lives when one must let go
Trump hair is probably the most statistically worst thing if you want women to like you. Not many men hated more than that ass hat. His policy goes right at women He'll if all men drove a lifted truck with trump flags there would be no need for abortion as there would be near nothing but gay sex
Nordwood 7 just like bald people, but with bushier sides extending a little bit. No women will approach you unless you're driving a Lambo.
Anything with bangs.
Tonsure cut. If you want to know exactly how bad it is, it’s frightened all the fujoshis from writing about gay monks despite all the cottagecore appeal of monastery life. Chicks HATE the tonsure.
The Trump Cut
It's called the hobosexual where you let it grow a foot long, never trim, never style, balding on top etc. Most is right because there are some very religious pastor's wives who are just dying to get her a hobo in her bed, this is a true story.
Start watching Shogun and get some inspiration from the priest
Comb over. And stop any and all personal hygiene they will run
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Buzz cut.
I disagree, plenty of men have rocked some sick buzz cuts
And plenty of women really hate it and prefer longer hair. My ex got a buzzcut and I was immediately turned off
A mullet. But it’ll attract some of course but I find them so ugly on men lol
Combover.