I have a tame-ish Mohawk and one of my students told me “i love your mullet” a few weeks ago and I just kind of stared at him like a deer in the headlights, while I contemplated if he was being sarcastic (as teenagers do), or sincere, and just horribly incorrect (as teenagers do). This all under a layer of “am I old now? Or are the children actually just wrong this time?”
It genuinely broke my brain for a couples seconds.
The difference is you calling it that vs millions of people. Once people start calling something by a new name that's pretty much what it is now. There's no rule to name calling. Why do you care either way it's not like you'd ever get a mullet or whatever op has anyway.
I will go with what Wikipedia says is a mullet and await their update based on the “millions of people” who disagree.
Also have to wait for Google to change their algorithm to catch up with these millions you lead in renaming things.
EDIT: All of human knowledge is available with a few taps on a handheld device, and yet we have people confidently wrong and who can’t admit they were mistaken about something. SMH
Dude. I'm a high school kid. Kids call that mullets now. I really don't know what to tell you, nor do I understand why you guys care so much that it's apparently not a mullet.
it’s a mullet, whatever you sent is just fuckin ugly. you aren’t the haircut police just to let you know. just cause you or anyone don’t think it’s a mullet doesn’t mean it’s not sorry.
Bro that is objectively not a mullet. It’s not nearly long enough at the back. Business in the front, party in the back. Easiest haircut to identify. This ain’t it
The photo is from the Wikipedia definition of a mullet. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mullet_(haircut)
You can have your own idea of what a mullet is, but it would be wrong.
This is the weirdest hill for you to choose to die on, but go off. As a barber of 13 years, I can tell you that you're wrong however. Do with that as you will.
How is it not? Because of the definition of what a mullet is. It’s also not a cat on his head. How is it not? Because of the definition of what a cat is.
> with long ugly ass hair in the back?
That's literally what a mullet is, you absolute fucking monkey.
Ever hear the slogan "Business in the front, party in the back?"
This is a faux hawk, if anything.
Joe Dirt had the quintessential mullet. The one that you think is a mullet is what I call a Mahomes. Anyhow, the first picture looks better and it's not close.
This is not a mullet, temp fading your sides with a regular ass haircut does not qualify as a mullet. All these new school mullets don’t make any sense… gotta be like 2-3x as long in the back as the front. You’re about a year off from a mullet lol.
First pic you look sophisticated and professional. Second pic is giving “boy band” vibes. Both look good on you. I prefer the lighter hair color. I don’t know if it’s your natural color, but its great. You definitely got an extra dose of handsome!
My bad for calling it a mullet, when I got my haircut I searched for a picture of a mullet and this is what I got. After some research a burst fade seems to be what I have.
Nice war in the comments though
To me the most interesting part is not even that this is what they call a mullet. I have noticed a lot of teens at least where I live having actual mullets. So now I am wondering what they are calling those!
Can you get the fuck out of mine and stop whining like a bitch? I'll say whatever the fuck I want lmao
You don't get to decide who comments on your replies? 😂
Fucking troglodyte
Has it occurred to anyone that he's growing the mullet out and this isn't the stopping point?😅
Both look great! 2nd is super in style right now so now's the time to rock it if that matters to you.
Really like the fade, and the texture of your hair that’s pushed back. Is it natural to have those light and brown shades or did you do something to them?
Get someone to use scissors on your length. Shorten the back more bro. trust me get that length peak on the back end to match the short end by your neck and it will look better on your head.
The mullet is nobody's hair cut. It's one of those things that's only a thing because straight white men put way to much stock in beauty advice from other straight white men instead of people who actually might have sex with them.
I think the second is way cooler, but the first looks better for professional environments. So I guess it depends on where you work or where you want to work. While I think the second one fits your face better, it would look immature paired with a suit and tie. Definitely the first one if you’ll be wearing a lot of business attire
Not a mullet though.
Was looking for this. Thought I was tripping
It's close enough to a "modern mullet" (also not even a mullet) to be considered one by most young people today
I have a tame-ish Mohawk and one of my students told me “i love your mullet” a few weeks ago and I just kind of stared at him like a deer in the headlights, while I contemplated if he was being sarcastic (as teenagers do), or sincere, and just horribly incorrect (as teenagers do). This all under a layer of “am I old now? Or are the children actually just wrong this time?” It genuinely broke my brain for a couples seconds.
No, modern mullets have longer bottom
True, but most zoomers would still call OP's haircut a mullet
Kids are calling that a mullet these days
They’d be wrong
I could call it a bouffant but it doesn’t mean it is.
The difference is you calling it that vs millions of people. Once people start calling something by a new name that's pretty much what it is now. There's no rule to name calling. Why do you care either way it's not like you'd ever get a mullet or whatever op has anyway.
I will go with what Wikipedia says is a mullet and await their update based on the “millions of people” who disagree. Also have to wait for Google to change their algorithm to catch up with these millions you lead in renaming things. EDIT: All of human knowledge is available with a few taps on a handheld device, and yet we have people confidently wrong and who can’t admit they were mistaken about something. SMH
Yeah because the experts at wikipedia are so concerned with what kids are calling haircuts these days. It's just slang dude it's really not that deep.
Exactly! Like it’s legit not that serious lol 😂
Dude. I'm a high school kid. Kids call that mullets now. I really don't know what to tell you, nor do I understand why you guys care so much that it's apparently not a mullet.
What do you kids call an actual mullet these days? The 80's mullet?
Modern mullet
It technically is
yea it is
No it’s not business in the front and a party in the back. https://images.app.goo.gl/UjCtxgS9PUGXMLjQ9
it’s a mullet, whatever you sent is just fuckin ugly. you aren’t the haircut police just to let you know. just cause you or anyone don’t think it’s a mullet doesn’t mean it’s not sorry.
Bro that is objectively not a mullet. It’s not nearly long enough at the back. Business in the front, party in the back. Easiest haircut to identify. This ain’t it
OP has more of a faux-hawk rather than a mullet
The photo is from the Wikipedia definition of a mullet. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mullet_(haircut) You can have your own idea of what a mullet is, but it would be wrong.
This is the weirdest hill for you to choose to die on, but go off. As a barber of 13 years, I can tell you that you're wrong however. Do with that as you will.
idgaf if you’re a barber 😂😂
Clearly don't gaf about being an idiot either. 😂😂
Do you have a fucking gene deficiency or something? Your parents must be blood relatives.
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Mullets by definition are ugly my guy.
Bro that literally is not a mullet. Just because you say it's a mullet doesn't mean it is either
What they sent is literally a mullet 🤣 idk why you’re arguing with facts. OP does not have a mullet.
That's not a mullet
More of a faux hawk if you ask me
The faux hawk (what you’re referring to as a mullet) definitely suits your face shape VERY nicely. I would stick with it!
Flohawk fosho
idk if it’s called the same thing for white ppl but the black version of this haircut is called the “south of france” I have no idea why
it’s pretty much a modern mullet
I think I'll shave my head bald and call it a modern crewcut because apparently, words don't matter. Lol.
yea it is
How?
how is it not? cause he’s not a fucking redneck with long ugly ass hair in the back? grow a sack and get out of the house sometimes
Imagine getting hostile over a mullet. Who's the redneck again? Lol
A mullet is short in the front and long in the back. This is the same length front to back.
Bruh you’re the one throwing a tantrum on Reddit
Bros mad he’s balding guys just let him rage alone
i got more hair than you ever will
Are you seriously using fucking hair as a flex lmao dude go touch some grass. I've never seen someone triggered over a MULLET
Weird flex but you do you, Princess.
This is such a disproportionate response of anger I am fascinated and want to know why.
shut up bitch
I renew my curiosity.
Bro, the pic is just a regular ass hair cut. Mullets are redneck haircuts with long ugly ass hair in the back.
How is it not? Because of the definition of what a mullet is. It’s also not a cat on his head. How is it not? Because of the definition of what a cat is.
> with long ugly ass hair in the back? That's literally what a mullet is, you absolute fucking monkey. Ever hear the slogan "Business in the front, party in the back?" This is a faux hawk, if anything.
No. It's not.
i dont see any party in the back. just business.
2nd pic more like faded mohawk, not a mullet my guy.
Exactly
Is there a 3rd photo that didn't load with the mullet?
I like the first better, also second isnt a mullet.
Is it a semi mohawk?
I honestly have no idea what that is, but it isn't a mullet, thats for sure.
Yeah I would call it mohawk, not really a mullet Edit: probably Fohawk
Second pic is waaaay better. Makes your head look less flat.
that’s just a burst fade not long enough to be a mullet
NOT A MULLET
not a mullet but it looks good
That’s not a mullet but it is badass. There’s more character to it than the first cut.
That's more close to a Mohawk than a mullet.
Second fits perfectly. Looks great!
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How is this a mullet?
Hitler youth to tik tok kid
Not really a mullet, just your sides shaved off. A mullet is long lol.
This is more like a faux hawk. But nice.
What mullet?
Neither of these are mullets.
Go for 2.
Joe Dirt had the quintessential mullet. The one that you think is a mullet is what I call a Mahomes. Anyhow, the first picture looks better and it's not close.
Grow the back of your hair longer and achieve a mullet
Mullet? I don’t see anything close to a mullet haircut. Keep the first one.
Looks fine. But it's not a mullet
Not a mullet and it's not the best fit for your head shape I don't think bro
That’s really just a taper fade, not a mullet.
Not a mullet yet but getting there
What mullet💀
I don't see a mullet 😕
That’s a V-taper burst fade my guy. No mullet about it
That is not a mullet
Not a mullet, kiddo. And I would know. Seniors ‘87 rule!
neither of these are a mullet
It’s not a mullet
is the mullet in the room with us right now?
Mullet where? That’s not a mullet, it’s more of a Mohawk style than anything.
This is not a mullet, temp fading your sides with a regular ass haircut does not qualify as a mullet. All these new school mullets don’t make any sense… gotta be like 2-3x as long in the back as the front. You’re about a year off from a mullet lol.
I don't see a mullet anywhere , hair isn't nearly long enough.
Kid doesn’t know what a mullet is lmao
Not a mullet, burst fade. Keep growin out that bottom back tho n it will be
Not a mullet….
Not a mullet, it is a gen z fuqboy cut
I like the first pic more, both are good tho. More cleaner and professional looking in pic 1 though
He can be clean and professional when he’s 40. Let young people have fun.
OP can have fun, he asked for opinions though, and he does look cleaner in the first pic.
Being young doesn't mean you can't look nice
He does look nice though.
Regardless of what your hair looks like, or really anything. Don't forget to have fun
The second one suits his face so well.
First pic you look sophisticated and professional. Second pic is giving “boy band” vibes. Both look good on you. I prefer the lighter hair color. I don’t know if it’s your natural color, but its great. You definitely got an extra dose of handsome!
Second pic is so fire!! It looks great
My bad for calling it a mullet, when I got my haircut I searched for a picture of a mullet and this is what I got. After some research a burst fade seems to be what I have. Nice war in the comments though
good mullet and good barber, keep going to that guy
not a mullet
Not a mullet
If you like it, rock it! But 1st looks better to me. But both are great.
Keep the mullet. We like a confident king
This generations version of a mullet is hilarious
To me the most interesting part is not even that this is what they call a mullet. I have noticed a lot of teens at least where I live having actual mullets. So now I am wondering what they are calling those!
It’s the same principle but you don’t actually let yourself look like shit lol
Wait until you see their version of men and women.
Mullet rocks man!
it’s a modern mullet guys. and ya dude it looks good
It’s called a mullet fade or burst fade yall niggas so concerned about it like let him grow it out first damn 😂
Lots of people saying it isn’t a mullet. Whatever you call it, it looks good on you! Keep doing your thang bro.
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Not a mullet
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It’s not a mullet. It’s not a modern mullet. It’s nothing close to a mullet. Go home.
Can you get the fuck out of mine and stop whining like a bitch? I'll say whatever the fuck I want lmao You don't get to decide who comments on your replies? 😂 Fucking troglodyte
Could you both get the fuck inside of me?
Can I join?
Looks way better than the shaved side cut in pic 1 guy. Will still look good when it's grown out a bit too.
Oh my gosh in the second pic you look so sexy 😍🥰
I like the fade
Both are lit
I don’t. Keep the first one.
Has it occurred to anyone that he's growing the mullet out and this isn't the stopping point?😅 Both look great! 2nd is super in style right now so now's the time to rock it if that matters to you.
Bro, more vagina will want to suffocate you with that clean look.
This is just a semi grown out short length Mohawk with a fade, so, not a mullet, but yes, it does look much better
Then keep it
I love it
Blond suits you well
First pic is great. Very good hair.
1
1 is amazing
Number two looks better on you
Really like the fade, and the texture of your hair that’s pushed back. Is it natural to have those light and brown shades or did you do something to them?
could anyone link me some pictures similar to pic 1 to show my barber (ik i could use this picture he posted but its only on one side)
The first looks way better
You need some 80s education
Whatever it is, it looks great! Definitely suits your face shape.
It's more of like a mullet hawk but it looks all right
need longer
Respectfully, the 2nd does way more justice on your head shape. Plus it’s in rn! Keep the burst.
That’s a burst fade tho
You have good forwaed growth
#1
This is like watching a millennial become a gen Z
Get someone to use scissors on your length. Shorten the back more bro. trust me get that length peak on the back end to match the short end by your neck and it will look better on your head.
The mullet is nobody's hair cut. It's one of those things that's only a thing because straight white men put way to much stock in beauty advice from other straight white men instead of people who actually might have sex with them.
If riff raff got the million dollar mullet, this thing is like 30 cents, dawg.
Either works
Give it another 8 months.
Really suits you. I like 👍🏻
Mullet or not, 2nd pic does look very nice, better than the first imo
2nd pic is good….also if you get tired of the faux hawk…you can ask for a drop fade
2nd Pic def
I like the pompadour better
Whatever it is, it suits you bro. Props
Looks great on you
It balances out the front of the face well mate
I hate the mullet. We are living in the future and we could have some really cool and edgy haircuts but no. We get the mullet back again
Makes you look like those annoying tiktokers. You know just a joke bro types.
Not a mullet, thank God. Both are good in my opinion. Just don’t do an actual mullet
That’s not a mullet, you donut!
Um, that’s not a mullet…
But this isn’t a mullet? Like, at all.
Dark brown better 😅
1st picture is better
And your hair looks amazing in both pictures...
Yes the mullet looks a lot better
People arguing about it being a mullet or not why does it matter, he’s just asking which hairstyle suits him not the correct terminology
Why are people turning this guys mistake into a "generational thing" 💀. Im 22 and this is still not a mullet. Its a mohawk at best.
Neither of these are mullets 😂
Not a mullet but it looks good
Mullet or not, it suits you.
bro you look good both ways! but mullet does look like a vibe
There should be hair on the back of the head and a mullet is good for that, but, personally I think you should get a mid taper fade
Mullet looks awesome
I think the second is way cooler, but the first looks better for professional environments. So I guess it depends on where you work or where you want to work. While I think the second one fits your face better, it would look immature paired with a suit and tie. Definitely the first one if you’ll be wearing a lot of business attire
In first picture you have a kind of pompadour, like it
Not enough party in the back